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I make girls who I date or meet feel way too comfortable with me. I've been told by a few of them that they would have had something with me, but they ended up thinking I wanted nothing with them.
I already went out with like 6 girls after deciding to lower my beta level. All the 6 of them went home with a free dinner and drinks.
How do I become more flirty and sexual (without being weird)? Please advice me, /adv/.
>>16526710
lel. i could fuck multiple women tonight without paying for shit. Stop respecting them, they don't need it and they don't want it. STOP BELIEVING THE LIES YOUR MOTHER AND WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE HAVE TOLD YOU. THEY ALL LIKE TRASH AND THEY'RE ALL FUCKIN GRUNGY ASS HOES.
Social justice is out of fucking control, yet all the music hitting top of the charts is about men breaking hearts or pimps. It's because deep down they're fucking dirtyyyy.
At least that was the revelation that made...
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>>16526734
>stop respecting them
Yeah, no, some (if not most) people get girlfriends without being a bunch of assholes. I know there must be another way.
>>16526734
Nice edgy post, but you missed the point I think. He seems already aware he should be more obvious about his intentions.
Also, I don't have any advise for you OP, as I also went on another fail date yesterday (at least I noticed the failure and we split the bill, it was bad enough wasting my time, I'd rather not waste my money on top of that).
I think next time I'll just don't give a fuck even if it feels weird to me, she may feel otherwise afterall.
My best friends girlfriend, who also happens to be one of my best friends too sent me a photo of her naked with her hands over her chest out of the blue yesterday. I don't think she meant it like that but it could've been possibly sent to me by mistake when it was meant for her bf's other best friend, who I know is sorta into her. What do I do?
>>16526655
Send her a picture of you in an identical pose.
>>16526655
Continue doing what you're already doing: nothing.
>>16526678
This
Also you should do the right thing and say I think you meant to send that to (bf's name)
How to find a client for web design (icons, small illustrations) work fast?
The pic is not mine, but it's the style very close to my natural style. Nice colors, attention to detail.
The advantage for a client would be: that I would work cheap, cheaper than other people would (well, you get the point, I hope). Disadvantage: I need more time for the same work. Don't have a fancy resume and other shit. Just some talent and willingness to be hard working. Have work examples, but don't want to show them here, sorry. Want this to be anonymous. But I can show examples...
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I've got a close friend who is a yes man beta faggot and it pisses me the fuck off.
He literally agrees with everything i say, never reprimands me for deliberate mistakes, imitates my hobbies, imitates my mannerisms, my way of speech, the way i talk to women, even my fucking physical ticks. He also can't talk outside any fucking field of discussion besides nodding his head and saying "yes" or "hmm" that isn't fucking DOTA 2, and even then, he can only talk about facts, not about his opinions. If i'm in the same place as him and...
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>>16526630
Stop being friends with people you don't like.
>>16526633
>>16526633
That's the problem. I like him and we have a long history together. He didn't use to be like this and i think being a cocksucker is going to make his life worse in the end.
>>16526630
>close friend
>How do i tell him to man the fuck up
I think just tell him what you think when you are just the 2 of you. If it's really a close friend, he shouldn't get mad over you being honest.
Just make sure you stress enough this is your opinion and don't make it appear as a statement, if you see what I mean.
Help me sabotage my step brother's contact lenses so i can cause potential damage to his eyes.
>>16526588
>help me
Why?
He is the scum of the earth and i absolutely despise him, I'm sick of him constantly bullying my sister
Also he is like the worst person ever (that is obviously not true but whatever) and i'll give you 10 reasons why
I'm working full time at work and doing 7 hours a week of school. It's not hard to schedule but finding time to write massive papers is a bitch when you work full time.
I want to slow down and do one class at a time but it's already going to take my 5 years to get an associates (if I don't switch majors) at the rate I'm going.
Is there any way to make this shit less maddening other than going into debt?
>>16526571
Stop being so shitty at writing papers. An associates degree is essentially 13th and 14th grade. People bang them out working 60 hours a week all the time.
>>16526621
I understand that a lot of people are way more efficient than me. I work really hard on my papers and they always turn out really good. It takes me a lot more time than other people because I need to get really immersed in my topic. I can write a shit paper in a couple hours that'll get me a C but I hate doing that. I think everything will get a lot easier after next semester, I'm about to finish the only English class I'll need to take at this school.
>>16526661
Time management is an important part of the college experience. Nobody is going to pay you to get immersed in the art of widget making and take 4 hours to produce a widget when your peer can produce 16 widgets in the same amount of time.
Why is that, as a girl, whenever I try to discuss what I find sexy in men, other men chastise me for it?
The weird thing is that even when I change my tastes, I still get shit for it. Just from different guys.
What the fuck, mates?
Sounds like those guys have self-esteem issues.
There's also that fun double standard where guys only deserve the best but gals should accept whoever wants them or they're picky bitches.
Try to let it roll off your back whatever way you can. I'd probably tease/ask them why they're so sensitive around the subject of sex, but I suppose that's a little mean. But so is chastising you. Hmn.
Because you women are notorious for your shit tastes in men.
The reason why everyone hates you is because you keep siding with and fucking those who are no good for anyone.
>>16526560
What do you find sexy in men?
What do sober people small talk about? What do you do on a sober date? How do I meet people who've never done drugs? All my friends at least smoke weed or DRINK, which isn't a problem, I just want to meet new people. (I guess drinking socially is alright, but how do people who are actually sober mingle? What's a common ground to break the ice?
Where do you go to meet people/singles who want to actually get to know eachother and not just get high/drunk as fuck and well fuck..
Literally the only way I know how to pickup chicks is raving and waking...
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- Work
- How much they hate work
- How much they hate the people at work
- "That one time at work when..."
- TV Shows
- Sports
- Pop Culture
- Movies
>>16526426
You can meet all sorts of people at school, work, outside classes, through mutual friends, online, even places of worship. You can talk about all sorts of things, like things you're experiencing and have in common (the class or job if you met them through that for example), your family, recreation, hobbies, interests, dreams.
Although I admit I'm not really sure about what you're asking.
>>16526436
Work seems to be the way I suppose. I work in a fuckin' grocery store with old people on great union contracts, retards and highschoolers..
I wish I could be fucking pleb enough to ACTUALLY care about sports, tv shows and that kind of shit.. I watch sports hockey but I don't understand how you can connect on that except getting together and drinking and watching hockey.
Isn't it weird to just bring up shit like TV shows/Movies etc. when you're flirting? When I'm not coked...
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My first gf is now telling me she doesn't know if things will work out.
Just a few days ago she was telling me she loved me, that she could imagine having a future with me, but now I don't know how to react to this. A few really stressful things happened to her recently, and she's worried being in a relationship will add to it. Apparently it's nothing about me, but maybe she just doesn't want to hurt my feelings or something.
She left my room, and then called me back and told me to come outside. She was in her car, and she came out and...
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Help me guys, I don't want to be alone again. She showed me what it felt like to be loved.
>>16526351
Robot here.
Right now, she's fucking someone else while she thinks about what she wants.
Y'know, research, finding out which of you guys is better for her. She's tryin' to come to a sexually informed decision.
That's exactly what's going on. You're getting kekked.
Don't believe anyone else who says otherwise.
Dump her before she dumps you, and tell her you like trannies better anyway. Charlie Sheen showed you the way of the future.
>>16526400
>waaaah!
get over yourself, your born alone, you spend most time alone in ife even if you are married and guess what? you face death alone
get over it move on
Recently had my wisdom teeth removed and lately I've noticed a sharp edge destroying the bottom of my tongue.
I tried to take a pic and you can see the white edge/ridge. It's very hard, sharp and when I touch it it hurts. Seems like some bone-like structure that broke through the flesh and is sticking out?
Does anyone know what happened here and if it is fixable or will recover by itself? Thanks in advance.
It's a fragment of bone from your jaw. Over the course of weeks/months it'll rise through the gums, break through and eventually work itself free.
It's annoying as fuck but absolutely harmless.
>>16526313
Wtf. Can you post a link about this or what it's called? Not op but need to get my wisdo. Teeth removed and this scares me
>>16526323
Just Google "jaw bone fragment." There's absolutely nothing to be scared about. It's basically a large splinter. Chipped bone isn't dangerous, nor is waiting for it to work itself free.
I Don't know how to say it, and what is the question but I have a big problem.
My life is neverendig mystery. I'm ugly. Very ugly. 20 yo virgin. The girl who I was closest to leaves me for a handsome guy. I can't forget about her since then and it was over 2y ago. My life sucks on every step. Bad university, gym dosent work out really, I still look like shit. And being a 20 yo virgin is fucking pathetic. I know nobody but my parents will ever love me. This week I vomited on my sight in the mirror. Psychologist don't work. I' don't feel any better...
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post a picture of yourself and we will see what we can do to help you improve. somewhere out there someone is wondering what it's like to meet someone like you. don't kill yourself.
>>16526275
>And being a 20 yo virgin is fucking pathetic.
No its not, you been brainwashed by the liberals. Virgin is the least of your problems. It's a symptom of your attitude.
No picture. I deleted every last one, and destroyed the paper ones. I don't want to see myself. Really. Nobody would want 20yo virgin with ugly face and broken inside. It's the truth. Thank you for replying tho, I was sure that I 'll be ignored and laughted off as always
I've been talking to this gal in my class for the past month or two.
She sits next to me in my university class, and when i first saw her i couldnt even bear to look at her seeing as i had absolutley no chance with this chick. (solid 8.5/10)
She eventually starts talking to me out of the blue, and i find out she is really into manga and anime ( used to video games ), not only that but almost the same kind i am into.
She pretty much asked me to put my number in her phone, and even added me on facebook.
I've learned alot about her and how she...
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bumperino
>>16526258
>I've since been completely infatuated about her and cant stop thinking about her
No you don't. If you really like her, forget it. You're already in the friend zone.
Anyhow, don't worry you'll get over the infatuation thing. I was infatuated with a chick 20 years ago and I just found her all these years later by googling her name. I was heartbroken when I got rejected, but dude, you should see her now! I don't feel so bad about it anymore....
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>>16526277
I guess you are right, while i truly agree with everything you are saying, i still really like her for now.
've already signed up for some classes with her next semester, i'm not wasting my money because they are also required for me.
I'll still follow her around for a bit to see if it changes, but if still doesnt go anywhere, i'll do as you say.
But i gotta ask one more question, do you think she had any genuine interest in my?
How do I get better at small talk? I'm terrible at making friends unless I'm forced into it by other circumstances because it seems all people want to do is small talk, and I can never do it because I feel like I'm just saying dumb, pointless shit.
Watch popular shows, sports and The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones. Normie shit like that.
Then when someone inevitably brings it up you can talk to them about it.
Or you can be like me and not conform to societies expectations and only engage in meaningful conversation.
Practice my autistic friend. It's the ability to say pointless mumbo jumbo in the proper tones, times that makes u look like normie
>>16526187
what else should i watch
I don't want to go to my girlfriend's college graduation.
I can't stand the idea of spending a day with her family.
No I don't care if she gets mad.
I'm sort of apathetic about the relationship anyhow so another thing for her to be catty about wouldn't matter to me. She is a spoiled brat and ignorant.
I don't care about college, degrees or graduations. I just want to be alone that day or with my own family. I'm not the outgoing extroverted type.
Am I a bad person? Have any of you ever been in this situation?
Just break up then
>>16526154
/thread. What the heck.
I know it seems like a pain in the ass and pointless, trust me I hate that shit too, but you most women (especially the type you're describing) would take it extremely personally if you didn't go
How do I find a gf when I work 11hrs/day 6 days/week?
On my day off I'm too tired or have too much other stuff to do than go looking to meet girls.
Pretty hard unless you can work less
Co-workers. Also, if this job doesn't make you happy, why not grabbing another one with less hours but that is able to sustain you.
>>16526135
That was me a year ago at the shitty slaughter house I worked at, same exact story, I quit after a yr
