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Alright guys I need boyfriend advice and I'm coming to you because I need an outside perspective
This is my second serious relationship, we've been dating for nearly a year now and we have a pretty decent thing going on right now.
However there's a girl in one of his classes that he has told me about, she sounds like she's interested in him and (in my opinion) has implied them having sex. He told me he brushes her off and I believed him so I didn't think anything of it until one of my friends saw him messaging someone and that person sent...
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>>16522784
well there arn't many things you can do, which makes your decision simpler to some extent.
you can ask the other girl to leave him alone (good luck)
you can yell at the other girl for being a hussy
you can ask your boyfriend to leave her alone
you can yell at your boyfriend
or you can ignore it
if it was me I'd yell at the girl and tell everyone she's a slut, then tell your boyfriend that other people have noticed him talking to her and it's embarrassed and upset...
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>>16522824
Anon, it's nice that you tried to help, but this is abysmal advice for OP...
>>16522784
So, to me OP it's a respect thing. I would never allow a dude to flirt with me when I'm in a relationship. And if this other guy also KNOWS I'm with someone, and hits on me anyway, I have no problem being a huge dick to him.
If it's to the point that you feel like you need to confront the chick, you've already lost. You should never HAVE to, he should tell her to back off on his own. Also, I can almost guarantee you- you won't like what you find on his phone. You know your boyfriend,...
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A girl I met on Tinder asked me for tea a while ago. I wondered if "having tea" was another way of saying of having sex so I asked whether I could come for tea late at night, say 3 - 5 am. She said yes. So... Am I getting some?
>>16522755
It'll only result in sex if you're both in the mood and if the setting is right. Don't get your hopes up and definitely don't be a fucking neckbeard about it if nothing happens.
>>16522764
But why would she invite me for tea in the middle of the night?
Bruh nah, Don't ruin this for yourself getting so hung up on the possibility of sex, because if sex doesn't happen you'll feel disappointed.
Expect nothing, prepare for the whole spectrum from good to bad. Enjoy her company, and be good company.
I asked a girl on a date on this weekend and she said she doesn't know me well enough to hangout alone. But she said we should hang out with a mutual friend first.
Does this mean exactly what she said or do I abort?
>>16522746
When did you meet? Sounds like you just saw her. You should have just settled for getting a number and work your way up. Anyway it doesnt matter because shes putting up a hurdle for you. I know girls that do this. Kind of a way to filter out creep asses. Up to you if you want to go through the trouble.
>>16522746
>Does this mean exactly what she said or do I abort?
abort. she isnt mature enough for a date obv so dont continue
>>16522794
I hooked her up with some stuff. Could this mean she's just being nice to get better deals in the future?
Going to Seattle this weekend for unrelated reasons and thought "Hey why don't I utilize this legal weed shit"
I want to get high, not even really high just half a joint high, to relax one night. Where do I do this in public? What is sold in the legal weed shops? Pre-rolled joints (yeah I just want convenience I don't care if that's gay)
tl;dr
Going to Seattle, I want one joint and a safe place to use it before returning to my hotel room and listening to music for the night
Tips please
Have you ever smoked before? Legal grass can be pretty strong.
>>16522741
Once. I got extremely high. I couldn't even talk or move my body right because I smoked way too much so this time I want to try less so I assume like 1-2 puffs instead of the 4-6 I did that time
do it. one good hit (not too small not too big) should have you feeling great. finish a prerolled joint on your own might leave you incredibly baked.
How do you fake confidence and self-esteem when you've never had any?
>>16522703
Observe how other (confident) people act, copy their mannerisms, adapt to your specific needs. Ta-da fake confidence.
>>16522707
Normal people turn hostile if I come too near them.
>>16522703
Here's how I did it back in high school
>I don't care
>I don't care
>I don't care
>I don't care
I repeated this in my head every time someone/something would bother me.
By the end of HS it evolved into
>I like my life
>I like who I am
>I like how...
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I know this board is shit but I'll try it anyway.
What do you call it when you have standards for a gf but once you finally get said gf you feel like she's too good for you?
>>16522574
It's called having low self worth.
>>16522574
insecurity
>>16522574
Just remember: she wants you, so just accept that you are actually good enough for her
girlfriend found out about my fetish and said its the grossest fucking thing
what do
im kind of mortified
i aimed to keep it a secret
its embarrassing
>>16522549
well this is an ANONYMOUS board, so... you kinda need to tell us what the fuck it is, Anon.
>>16522549
This is why you disclose everything and do it early. That way you find someone you're actually compatible with.
People insist on deceiving, lying, and hiding, thinking that's how to build a healthy, successful relationship.
Learn from this mistake.
>>16522575
Agreed. Give more insight or there is nothing we can do for you.
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How do I stop this from happening to me? I can't make friends, never asked out the girl I loved. My live is getting worse and worse because of this.
>>16522531
Maybe work on your grammar.
>X and X will came too.
>And you better gotta deal with it
Lol who fucking wrote this?
Anywhoo, what's on your mind anon? Maybe I can help. I'm bored asf procrastinating my essay.
>>16522531
>>16522553
EH, didn't bother reading your entire post my B.
>I can't make friends
Yeah you can. You should elaborate on why first before just throwing that out there.
>never asked out the girl I loved
Love is mutual, sorry senpai she didn't love you. But that blows, better move on.
>My live is getting worse and worse because of this.
hmm....
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>>16522553
Well my life is basically like this:
Before 3rd grade I was this happy kid with all kinds of friends, I was not afraid to talk to strangers or girls. Then in the middle of 3rd grade, I started to become nervous when among people. Lost friends and got bullied until 7th grade and in these years I would cry whenever I got home. 8th grade, I'm completely silent in class, never say anything and fails a lot. Parents are called, they are disappointed in me. 9th grade people ignore me and I lose almost all of...
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Okay, I have never used this board before, so sorry in advance if I'm doing something wrong here. This is gonna be two posts, and pic unrelated.
I recently met this guy and we've been hanging out and flirting a lot but we haven't actually kissed or gone on anything that was explicitly a date. He's a bit older and a lot more experienced than me, but he's sort of a witty sarcastic smartass and I feel like our lack of moves towards one another is some sort of game that we're playing trying to get the other one all riled up. But if it was a game,...
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>>16522492
I can't really write this in a way that doesn't sound sort of smutty, so I'm just gonna go for it. He stripped to his shirt and boxers, me to my shirt and panties, we spooned on my bed and sort of drifted in and out of sleep. We talked for a while. He got hard. He wasn't really trying to hide it, it was pressed up against my butt, and I just decided "fuck it" and started wiggling my butt against him. I started subtle, it sort of got more and more intense, he started making happy noises,...
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Fuck that's hot. You're on cock ban. Enjoy. :) This shit makes me wet as fuck
He was disappointed in your answer and thus you as a person. You came off as slutty and it probably turned him off. He then remembered why he was there and quickly made a decision using his head instead of his dick.
Next time don't be so autistic and say what you want from the get go without causing all this unnecessary shit.
I have just started talking to this girl in class, I don't even have her number. I want to get to know her/date her/fuck her.
I have noticed she seems to have a ton of orbiters, and I know she is single. After class, she is always talking with guys, sometimes quite a few of them.
How do I stand out to this girl since she presumably has a ton of orbiters breathing over her neck all the time? Should I just make it explicitly clear I'm looking for a relationship early on at the risk of coming on too hard? Should I just give up since she already has tons of males...
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Walk right up to hwr. Blank any orbiters present at the moment. Ask her out. Turn to the most sour-looking orbiter and do your best trollface "Problem?" Then walk away.
Fewer orbiters tomorrow. Problem solved.
>>16522489
This.
Just ask her out man, everyone else will get BTFO at your confidence and pride. She might reject you though, just gotta not give a fuck.
I did this with some artsy chick in my theater class freshmen year at my CC. She was literally the only attractive girl in the class, and every fucking being with a penis wanted that ass. I was the only one who had enough balls to ask her though. She said yes but nothing came of it, still I'm glad I just went for it.
>>16522489
>>16522513
How do I ask her out and make sure it's clear I want to bone/love her and not just be another orbiter? Like, what should I ask her to do or how should I ask her?
I need to turn one guy down- we were on 3 dates total and I am sure it will not work in any way.
The problem is he seems to be dumb and persistent type: I don't know which words to use because usual things might not work out (like "I don't feel chemistry" etc).
What can I say to make it clearest and hurt his feelings to smallest amount possible (like use an excuse "I have too little time for dating" or "I am not over my ex?" could help?).
To all guys: what's your opinion on using mentioned excuses and what's a way that seems most acceptable to you?
>pic unrelated
>>16522448
In the past I've just been honest- anything else kinda leaves a window open. Just tell him that you just don't seem very compatible to you, and you'd like to end things.
It's going to suck regardless anon, but the facts are the facts.
>>16522458
the problem is he is most likely not going to see we are incompatible even if I said it straight.
He seems absolutely convinced we are most compatible thing ever since first meeting even if it isn;t true.
There is also my fault in that since I always try to find mutual stuff and try to talk about them on first dates.
>>16522477
"It isn't going to work, not now or ever. We don't click and I want to cease all contact. If you do contact me I will contact the authorities."
Pretty brutal but enough to never having you deal with this sob.
I feel like a huge dick for even thinking this, let alone posting/asking about it, but bear with me please. My gf is lacking in the "youthful and sexy" department and I need help fixing it.
I've been with her for 6 years and intend to marry her. I love her, she's a perfect match for me and 100% wife material. We agree on major life decisions and plans, share interests, our families like each other, we can make anything mundane into a good time, just because we get along so well and enjoy each other's company. I could go on and on about how great...
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She only ever masturbated regularly (once a week) for about a year, same age range 18-19 (she's 23). It slowly faded away and now she does it maybe once or twice a year. I've tried encouraging her, us doing it together, even buying her toys, but even shopping for sex stuff she makes me do most of the work, and doesn't even "get" most sex toys. She has a rabbit that she likes, or at least likes to say that she likes, but rarely ever uses. Even when she was mastrubating most of it was with my encoragement, and usually during phone sex or sexting.
The...
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>>16522438
Stop watching porn
Dude, just think about this. Would you rather be with your girlfriend whole, while doesn't have high sex appeal, at least she can be faithful and loyal to you till the very bitter end...
... Or would you date a typical woman who has high sex appeal (cleavage, short skirts, etc) but has no qualms about cheating on you with Mr Chad Thundercock? Just saying, because that's how high-sex-appeal women are like.
oooooooook /b/ i have an incest issue
When i was a little kid, i ono, around 10 or younger. Me and my little sister would play "doctor". Touch each other, kiss, anything that felt good but didnt understand why. First head I ever got was from my little sister. Eventually we get caught and even as kids know we have done something bad. Be ashamed and such.
Anyway years pass, have grown up (24) and I have grown a powerful incest fetish. Pretty sure it originates from this little experience.
My sister is 21 now (will not post pics) and while I've...
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bang her
>ooooooook /b/
not b but alright
>>16522437
You really should go to a shrink and see if you can get rid of it. (I wouldn't want to be doomed to have it unfulfilled either). Because if you DO fulfill, that's........ life ruining.
Can't go back from that. You'll have to lie to whatever woman you're with, because she won't be cool with it... I could go on & on about how it would just wreck shit forever.
I just want to leave my rural village but I don't have a lot of money
What fucking do? I'm gods gift to this world with a god like intelligence and mindset but I'm stuck out here and the rednecks are trying to sabotage me out of jealousy
you're more likely a big fish in a tiny pond. stay there, we don't want you.
>>16522379
nigga you post this thread several times a week. Can't give you much more information than we already have.
If you don't have a job, get one
if you have a job, save up money
if you have the money, starting putting in applications online
if you have -enough- money, for at least three months for example, find a cheap apartment and move into it. get roommates if you have to
a lot of big cities will have affordable housing in shitty but not completely awful neighborhoods. Your roommates...
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>>16522384
Go fuck yourself they should give me your spot in civilization because you're just going to sit here and complain and virginity anyway
Hi
My mate bought this and I asked him for half, I've never drank before what do I do with this to get maximum out of it? Swallow it in one go, mix it with something and sip it? I smelt it and tasted 1 drop and it's disgusting and burns my throat am I allergic? Thanks in advance
It's 1 shot / 25mls jack Daniels whiskey
>>16522204
Are you like 13?
Guys, is this a bait? It better be a bait. I'm pretty positive this is a bait.
>trying to alcohol via the mouth
You've got to be 13.
Eyeball that shit you noob.
>>16522211
21
Unfortunately not bait
Grew up with strict conservative Christian parents
Alcohol never entered my house
