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Ok, sorry for my bad english. But this really needs to be said. This GIRL ( pic on the left ) literally destroyed my life with the things she said behind my back. I hate her so so SO much, we used to be friends before and I knew her boyfriend (he is very rich) and his brother.
And I got all the attention suddently when I met her boyfriend, which made her go wild and crazy about it, she started to make her friends against me (she has got ALOT of friends, that are rich) and I get all the time hate like "Hahaha dont mess with amy, she told me what bitch you are etc"
Please,...
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Are you an Arab?
>her friends
There's the reason that they're her friends and not yours, she's a jealous cunt. Jealousy can drive a person to make up things to dislike you.
Why not just block her?
Learn to not be a little drama loving faggot. Problem solved. I'm 100% serious.
I've really wanted to improve my writing and creative skills, but have no idea where to start. It's not because I want to BECOME a writer or join the industry; my skills are just very lackluster and I don't have the creativity to be able to write something interesting. I don't have any wit to speak of either, and that bugs me a lot. It's something I hope to remedy with some good writing skills. Where do I go to learn about the techniques that I should be aware of? Should I be reading more books?? On the topic of creativity, should I expose myself to...
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Bump. I'm going to bed now, so I'll read any replies in 6 hours or so.
1. Learn grammar.
2. Read a lot. (News, books) - Whatever
3. Analyze styles.
4. Write a lot while using perfect grammar.
Let your thoughts and imagination run wild and write down the ideas, no matter how crazy or stupid they may seem.
When you feel lost, listen to some music, watch a movie or play a video game or something for some inspiration.
My 18 year old girlfriend has had 7 sexual partners before me. I'm so bothered by it, but I don't want to be. It's like a lot but I still love her and I don't want this jealously to consume me.
What should I do?
You don't love her, stupid.
This is 100% unmarriageable territory. She will dump you at the slightest provocation to have her holes filled.
You are Number 8. NUMBER. EIGHT.
>>16537403
When did she start having sex? How many partners have you had? And how old is your relationship?
>>16537423
14
3 before
3 months
Australian born Asian fag here. Boyfriend is Australian, and VERY Australian. We've been dating for quite awhile, and we're both now seriously committed to the relationship.
Now that we're serious about it I invited him and my parents over to have dinner at mine. He was an absolute sweetheart and was very charming. Although there were communication issues (parents don't speak english, boyfriend doesn't speak chinese), he did his best and I think he made a good impression. However, my mum found a pack of cigarettes lying around the coffee table. My mum questioned whether or not they were mine. I don't smoke, they were my boyfriends. My parents immediately left and later that night they called me and told me they didn't approve of me dating a smoker let alone a white guy. I don't like him smoking either and I tell him that, but the final decision is his. I'm not going to force him to quit smoking down his throat.
How do I soothe the relationship between my boyfriend and my parents?
>>16537315
Omg that is very tough
I'm Chinese Australian too and I can understand why your parents are so unhappy
>>16537327
Anyway, adding to this, it helps if your bf has a job with a high income, wealthy parents, super large house, etc. If he does, tell your parents that.
LOL CHINKS
GO BACK TO CHINA
Srs tho
Fuck your parents, who gives a fuck?
I am also AUSTRALIAN M8
Yo I just spent about $140 ordering Japanese porn DVDs off Amazon and I'm drunk and young. Ask me for advice or questions and I'll give you answers.
Picture is Jeff Rosenstock
censored or uncensored?
>>16537296
Yeah I got a question, what mental disability do you suffer from that you would spend 140$ on something you can get for free in a vastly superior format?
>>16537296
What's the appeal in ordering physical copies of porn?
I wouldn't even go as far as to pay for porn online but I suppose someone has to.
So I recently found out that I have mice (again). I ended up looking through drawers in my kitchen and noticed that it shat, and likely pissed, near and on a bunch of my cooking utensils.
Does anybody know if it's safe to disinfect these things with a bleach solution or should I not even bother and just toss them in the garbage?
>>16537271
You do know that humans existed for millions of years before the invention of chlorine bleach, right?
You need to regularly expose yourself to bacteria, or your immune system will weaken, and you'll die. You are literally killing yourself with cleanliness.
I will never understand why some people think they are so different from the rest of the animals on earth, that the basic rules of nature don't apply to them.
>>16537322
I'd rather not eat food when I know something shit or pissed on it
Also I'd rather not eat food cooked with said utensils.
The last time this happened I early symptoms of hantavirus and I thought I was actually going to die. I'd rather not go through that again and just do this stuff if it's alright to do so.
Chef here.
Just wash them with dish liquid, using bleach on utensils is tricky and requires specific handling & aftercare... I dont feel like typing it so just use dish soap it will be fine.
>Do girls find the 'average' guy they see on the street attractive? or rate them more physically attractive on first sight?
I find most guys tend to be a bit more liberal with their choices, e.g average, cute or hot. but otherwise well esteemed.
I tested this with a group of my friends and the guys they echoed this, though the women weren't as forthcoming or gave vague answers (perhaps a bit shy)
I'm just wondering if girls are in the same in this regard, it was a point of discussion earlier today and I...
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I think most guys are attractive enough, at the very least. Average and above, I mean, and there's nothing wrong with average. I see very few people, both male and female, who are truly unattractive
As a guy I judge literally every girl I see on if they are fuckable or if are too tall/fat/old/gross and I always figure out if their best feature is their face or ass or tits. Yes I'm kinda fucked up but that's just me
>>16537263
Literally everybody does that senpai
How can I not hate the fact I'm a kissless virgin so much? Mid 20's. Most of my childhood friends got laid in high school. New friends have a new hot tinder girl over every week or cutie gfs or the new girl from work, etc etc. As I'm typing this all three of my roommates each have a girl in their bed with them. Meanwhile, I made it through high school and college without even kissing a girl. Yes I'm ugly, no I'm not overweight, no I don't play video games or watch anime, yes I dress well, yes I've tried going to bars/clubs/parties/concerts/tinder/okcupid/pof.
Knowing...
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Jesus Christ, go to a bar or get a hooker and stop being such a whiny bitch. Life isn't going to come to you, you have to fucking go out and get it.
>How can I not hate the fact I'm a kissless virgin so much?
By not giving a fuck
>>16537225
Read the post I've tried bars plenty of times
I was at my bf's the other night and at one stage when he left the room, I thought I heard/felt his phone go off. So, naturally, I went to check it for him, only to see that he has tinder AND grindr downloaded.
I have no doubt that he uses both of them, and probably frequently too, but I've no idea how to bring it up with him.
Honestly, I'm pretty scared, but I don't think he's actually slept with anyone else. I'm not sure if I think that because I'm wearing rose colored glasses, or because I still have a little amount of trust...
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>>16537196
Grow a pair and fucking ask him.
Ask him.
Tell him you're worried/disappointed.
I have tinder and I'm in a relationship. I don't speak to anyone on there, I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. Maybe it's innocent?
>>16537196
>So, naturally, I went to check it for him,
Oh, wow, that's so kind of you - you fucking cunt.
I've snooped on my gf's before but I never do it unless I think something is up already and/or I'm ready to end the relationship. It's a very disrespectful thing to do that you, as a woman, can only be retarded to actually think you are doing a service for your boyfriend. Like he can't fucking check his phone - a two fucking second process - when he...
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I apologise for everything, though I know you won't forgive me. I am sorry.
Dear family,
I wish I wasn't such a disappointment, but I also don't want to have those backwards ideas some of you have. And freedom, too, to be honest.
I was an idiot. I said I didn't feel anything, but I lied. I still love you, even now, you're married and may have a baby on the way. It kills me inside, because I knew you still loved me, too. I was just afraid to make that commitment, and now I'll never find another like you. You were always my only love, K.
R.
I loved you more than I ever loved anyone and yet you took my heart and smashed it into a million pieces. You made me feel like life mattered, like I mattered... like you wouldn't leave me behind... like you would help me and not just use me like you did... I hate you and yet I love you and would do anything for you... to just see your face and hear your voice once again... or even to feel your warm embrace.. your heart beating... not that I could bare to be romantically involved with you... I could never trust you with me heart again... as if it could bare to open itself...
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How do you get a gf. Seriously.
Idk if I'm too ugly or not. I don't know what I'm doing wrong
Please /adv/ I'm getting too old for this, being lonely isn't enjoyable anymore
>>16537014
Sauce?
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend
>>16537014
I want to help, but I really can't get an idea of how ugly you are, or if you are even ugly if you don't post an image of your face.
But to get a girlfriend you need to work hard, perfect your look as much as possible, that means washing your face 2 times a day, don't smell, etc. Ensure your home in clean and is welcoming to females. Hang around girls, and if your too scared to approach them, one will approach you, eventually.
It seems like every housewife or stay-at-home-mother has the same hobbies:
> baking
> cooking
> cleaning
> crafting
> taking pictures of the foods and crafts they made
> writing blog entries about their children
> running a blog showing all of it off
Are there any housewives or stay-at-home mothers who like to program software? Such as writing...
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>>16536989
If you want to do that, just go do that. Why do you need the validation of others to be the kind of person you want to be?
Note that all of those interests you listed tie heavily into actually being a stay at home mother. A woman who's taking care of the household will either learn to like cooking or cleaning, or become very frustrated.
Are there women who like to code? Sure. But they're more likely to pursue a career.
>>16537001
I just want to see if other women are doing the same thing and how they are. So far, I haven't found a single one, and isn't that a little odd?
How do you figure out what your sexuality is?
I feel like mine has always been a bit blurred since I roleplay as female characters online on different sites and it sometimes turns erotic however, I'm a male. So now it's hard for me to get hard when thinking about straight sex, with me doing the plowing.
I get better results when im thinking about being the girl. Today I was feeling particularly horny and decided to play with my butt a bit. I never ever do this but it felt amazing when i did cum. My toes were twitching and i came a lot compared to my usual...
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>>16536988
maybe you're trans
maybe you're a subby bisexual
maybe you're just internet gay
maybe trying to attach specific labels to something as nebulous as human sexuality is a crock of shit and you shouldn't worry so hard about what makes you hard when there are disturbing numbers of people who get off to cartoon horses eating people alive
>>16536988
What makes you peepee hard?
That's what you're secuallyy attracted to. There's no need to label your sexuality- none of the labels are all-encompassing and without exception, anyways
>>16537003
This. All of it.
Also, I just realized that as a straight white male, I fit into three minority categories these days...
how do you get a boyfriend in real life
How do u get a girlfriend?
>>16536967
Smile and play with your hair when you start talking to him, and when he tries to be funny, laugh and touch his arm.
You can't "get" a boyfriend
You have to wait for a man to ask you out, and then then he has to like you, and then you can decide if you want to reciprocate
Guys have it so easy though. They can just walk up to the girls they like and ask them out. They have the power of choice. We have to wait to be asked out :(
Teacher update
quick run down of how she gave me her number
>lasts day of yesteryear
>one of the last students to leave
>making my way out the front parking lot
>on my way to the sidewalk
>she was sitting on a bench on said sidewalk
>gets up, walks along sidewalk to meet me
>compliments me on my year's performance
>gives...
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Go for it
Just remember to duct tape that hamster before you fuck it.
