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Dear /adv/,
I have some physical/mental problems I won't go into, suffice to say I gave up on real life when I was 16 years old. My dream since then was to live somewhere by myself with my electronics and to not have to go outside very often. However I finished my pre-university education with good grades. After that I became a NEET. Although I did manage to lose my virginity beforehand when I was 18 to this girl from my school I bumped into at a nightclub (on the one occasion I went to a nightclub). She was willing to come home with me I think but I didn't force it. I met up with her a week later at a friends house and fucked her. I told her I was a virgin because she was nervous so I think she thought I would be terrible. But because I was on antidepressants I fucked her literally all night long since I couldn't come. As the morning light came in I put her on her back to do her missionary but she saw one of the problems with my body and said maybe we should stop. I said it was a bit unfair to not finish me off but she didn't want to. So I kissed her goodbye and left to go to school. I think she became a bit attached to me but I didn't realize at the time.
So then it was the NEET life, it was the best. Finally I could just play videogames/browse 4chan/watch porn/anime until I fell asleep and do it all again the next day. I wanted for nothing since I had the money to buy whatever I wanted, and my main interest has always been science/technology it was easy to keep up over the Internet. I also play electric guitar so I became far more skillful with all my practice and could play much more challenging pieces. I taught myself a lot about economics and political science as well. I read a lot of books.
Eventually my parents made me get jobs though, they were just part-time/seasonal roles so I didn't mind too much. But I had a full time job once and that just made me want to die, luckily they let me go for some reason before I could quit.
Then my parents were pressuring me to go to University, I was planning to apply one year but I didn't really want to. So I quit my part time job and planned to go travelling for 2 months without telling my parents just to get away from everything. They said I could either apply for University or get a job so I applied to University. Then I went away for 2 months at the start of the year, I didn't really do anything but it was nice to be by myself. But I met an older woman who I had some things in common with, we didn't do anything sexual but we made good friends and I planned to come back to her country in the Summer for an event. She was so kind to me. I don't think anyone has ever been so nice to me. I got her a nice present to repay her and she was really thankful. It felt great to make her happy, it made me feel warm inside. I said to myself I didn't care about myself as long as she was happy.
Then I went home and did nothing of substance until Summer rolled around. But I obtained some onaholes which really made mastrurbating a million times better. Also I got a VR headset to watch porn on which was absolutely amazing.
Then I went to her country again, we went out together but this time I kissed her on the lips. She seemed suprised and didn't kiss me back but just held my hands and said that they felt cold. When I said goodbye to her I kissed her a couple more times on the lips. Again she didn't kiss me back but just stood there and let me kiss her while she held my hands. She was smiling at me and I gave her a big hug.
Then a couple of months later she came to my country (seeing me wasn't her primary reason). She had messaged me something that Google translated to "you have one day to creep on me" but it was actually like "there's one day I have free". So I thought she wanted to fool around as well I didn't realize at the time. I just assumed we would have sex.
My plan was to sleep with her to consummate our relationship and then have her as motivation for university. And then after I graduate go to work in her country and settle down with her. I wanted her to be my stepping stone to the normie life. She had brought me a present. I was seeing her everyday, and the day before she left I invited her over to my house. I didn't think I would see her again for maybe 3 years because she said she didn't plan to come back to my country next year for the same event, so I wanted to show her my feelings for her this time. We were in my kitchen together until around 2AM listening to music and drinking. I was hugging her. Then we went to bed together, we had slept in the same bed last night at her hotel I didn't do anything because there was another guy in the room. But I had hugged her there as well.
My memories are a bit hazy now because this was 4 months ago. She spread herself out in the middle of my bed without taking any clothes off and I took off my jeans and t shirt and got on top of her (since it was the only place I could really go). We looked at each other for a few seconds then I started to kiss her on the lips. She told me to stop, but she said it playfully and I thought she liked me as well so I didn't understand. I was going to stop but after a few seconds she started to kiss me back (or at least she let me tongue kiss her I can't recall). Kissing her felt so good I really couldn't think straight. Then I started to kiss her stomach and lift her t-shirt, she was playfully resisting at first but she took it off without me forcing her. Then I sucked and groped her breasts, she was moaning so I think she was enjoying it. I think I took off my underwear here and I was rock hard. I started to touch around her shorts but she put her foot in my ass to get me on my back I think and started giving me a blowjob. I was surprised she would do something so agressive so I thought she must be really eager.
It felt great but I didn't want to come before I could pleasure her so I got on top of her again and tried to take off her shorts. But she stopped me and said "sorry, red" something like that in her language. So I thought she meant she had her period right, so I said it's ok I have a condom I don't mind but she said "not OK". So I said maybe we could do anal as a joke and she laughed at that.
But I still wanted to take off her shorts so I could do foreplay to her as well since I wanted her to enjoy herself too because I thought we wouldn't meet again for a long time. I didn't want to be a selfish lover. So I wrestled with her a little whilst kissing her and playing with her chest but she didn't want to. She smiled at me and did the thing with her foot to get me on my back and kept blowing me but I got on top of her and wrestled with her some more. I got her shorts a little bit off but she did them up again when she had her hands free so I thought she really didn't want to take them off she wasn't just being playful this time.
So I thought if she didn't want to go any further we should stop so I said "good night" to her turned off the lights and got into bed. Then she said "hmm, good night"? So I thought she wanted to continue, so I started to kiss her again and since she didn't want to take her shorts off I just gently slid my hand down and rubbed her through her panties. She was moaning but I don't think she liked it since she was pawing at my hand. So I stopped and got on top of her again. I thought I could just touch her through her shorts instead but she was holding her legs closed. I thought she was just being bashful so I slipped my hand in between her thighs and started to rub her crotch. She was moaning and twitching so I thought she was enjoying it. I thought we could get off together like this if she didn't want to do anything else so I put my penis between her thighs and started thrusting against her. It felt really good, better than her blowjob.
I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me... first he changed his phone password 12 hours after he came home late and now he just threw a fit for me opening up his mail.
Do those GPS car tracking devices work? Anyone know what's the best one that's under $100?
female kek
>do those GPS car tracking devices work?
most likely, that's what they're made for
>Anyone know what's the best one that's under $100?
try going for the ones that are designed to prevent/track car theft
that being said, if you're trying to figure out if you're bf is actually cheating on you, this is just about the worst way you could possibly go about it
but I'm sure you were just asking about GPS tracking devices
>>16534410
A tracking device? Really?
If he's gonna cheat he's gonna cheat, don't lower yourself to tracking him.
Maybe you should try TALKING TO HIM.
Why do girls seem terrified of me?
Is it your face?
How would other describe you?
>>16534325
I'm not ugly, I have at least one female orbiter that I know of.
Girls, have you ever been able to orgasm just from penetration? How? In what position? Yesterday i was so close to cumming and i want to finally experience getting to that point of no return.
All you need is a decent size dick, nothing average.
>>16534179
Yeah, i noticed. It was the second time i've slept with my bf and he's huge. I feel like i have an abundance of glorious orgasms to come, but i want to make sure i'm taking every precaution to actually get there. Holy hell, it would be awesome!
>>16534175
Haven't had one, though i've come close when on top.
Here's the situation:
I'm military and just moved overseas a month ago but my wife is still in the states. The reason is very long so the best way I can sum it up is there was a moving snafu and she had to stay in the states to take care of some shit while I was obligated to report to my new station overseas on time. She's currently staying with her folks.
We figured since we planned on spending Christmas back in the US, it made more sense for her to stay there a little longer, meet up for Christmas at my parents' place, then fly overseas together. As oppose to her flying out here then going right back for Christmas.
To avoid paying $4000 for peak-season international flights, I had to buy flights that were just outside the usual holiday schedule, which means i'm spending about 3 weeks there. We can barely afford a rental car after buying tickets, so the plan was to have a rental for just 1 week.
The other day she was lamenting to me that her friends (who live 45 min from where we're staying) won't be willing to drive down and pick her up to hang out. Bear in mind I have a similar situation where my friends live 30 min. away and will be too busy and too poor to come pick me up. And she rattled off a few other things she wants to do that require a car, which she won't have for 2 of the 3 weeks.
So she's going on and on about how she's going to be "stuck" at my parents' house and how it's so boring, etc. I kept trying to cheer her up saying it'll be nice because we'll all be together, seeing as haven't seen each other in 45 days. But she goes on about how much it upsets her that she'll be there.
Eventually I snap and say maybe she can just change her ticket to go directly overseas in January and tell my mom that she won't join us for Christmas because she finds her hospitality boring.
She says "Sure" and continues on about how I'm an ass for even wanting her to come down for Christmas in the first place.
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I was so mad I just stopped responding, and I didn't even want to think about it so I went to sleep around 6pm.
In the morning I wrote her back to basically say that I was excited to see her for the first time in a long 1.5 months and excited that we were spending Christmas together, but now it hurts that I have to try and convince her spend Christmas with me. It hurts that she's finding such petty reasons to not be a family for Christmas. It hurts that just being together isn't enough reason to come, that she needs a whole list of conveniences to make it worthwhile for her.
Haven't heard back still but I know she read it at least 2 hours ago
Thoughts?
Women are selfish entitled cunts for the most part.
I truly hope your relationship works out in the long run for you but, dude if you have no kids get out of this shit now.
I constantly have to pander to my bitch of a fiancée just so that I can see my kid.
I am counting down the days until he is old enough and I can tell her how much I hate her and never want to see her punchable face or whiny cunt voice again.
Jesus I hate this bitch so fucking much but I can't show it, it's killing me inside.
She sounds like a royal cunt. I'd break it off over something like that, you haven't seen her in 45 days and it's fucking Christmas. Think that's a deal breaker friend.
Ok, our group of friends is doing a secret santa this year and I need some ideas of a creative present that a GIRL will love
weight loss pills
candles?
dildo
I just wish she'd come back.
I just wish she would just say good night to me again.
I wish to have her around.
I wish to have her in my life.
don't we all brother, but don't worry, over time things will get better and you will forget about her and realize that it wasn't really meant to be.
Just wait, there's nothing else to do.
>>16534158
Or at least you'll convince yourself that.
Meeting a steamfriend for the first time soon. Mutual romantic interest. Will be going on a date together. Let's say if I went back to his hotel room, how do I stay safe? Should I not at all? If not, how do I know when I can trust him enough to be sure he won't murder me and rape my corpse?
BRING A GLOCK
Only sluts go back to a guy's hotel room on the first date. Did you grow up without a mother or what?
>>16534090
Guns aren't legal where I am. I don't know how to obtain one either.
>>16534106
Nope, I hope a healthy relationship with my mother. Even if we don't fuck necessarily [spoiler]we still want to cuddle platonically.[/spoiler]
I'm planning on losing my virginity to an escort but I don't know what to do, like should i go to the yellow pages, Craigslist or online? Does anyone have any experience with this sort of thing? I'm tired of being a 27 year old virgin.
Backpage.com is your standard hooker site. I personally use Craigslist, I post that I'm a virgin and get responses. You can find a girl to pitty fuck you or might be a fantasy of theirs. Make an ad, almost useless emailing women ads, half are fake and all get 20+ guys emailing them. With craigslist I'd avoid paying money, only find someone willing to bang for the sake of sex.
What are the standard practices? I'm nervous just talking to people period and just look like a bloody nutter sometimes. I've why I wear my hat outside alot, to hide my face when I end up looking spaztic
>>16534085
Only had an escort once, she was nice and sweet. We got taco bell, went to the hotel room I paid for, ate and chatted some, she went to the bathroom to get ready while I got in the bed. She came out, got in bed, we turned on the TV and was watching a show and her hands slowly reached towards me and then we did it. I think that's how a good and experienced escort would do it, I wouldn't be afraid of saying that you are nervous and all, escorts probably have seen it all.
One thing to keep in mind, escorts will sweet talk to you and what not after, they want you to be a returning customer, don't feel obligated to do that.
Short will never get a GF told I'm entitled in my attitude because I mention I would like to at once have a woman show interest in me. Spent all of my teens and twenties rejected by women why the fuck shouldn't I be bitter?
>People have told you (all of whom know more about you than us at the moment) that you have an entitled attitude
>Respond by saying you have the right to be entitled.
It was your fucking teens and early twenties. Who cares you fucking weirdo. The problem isn't the other thousands of people in your town. It's you.
Welcome to the real world.
>>16534075
>Respond by saying you have the right to be entitled.
Wanting just once for woman to show interst in em and treat me as a human being is entitled?
>>16534050
Tom Cruise is 5'6"
How do you stop the constant need for validation?
Constantly I require and seek that people validate me in any way possible. In the end I just end up appearing needy, weak and a pushover. I have been trying to work on it, but it feels so ingrained in my personality, that I almost cannot see myself being someone who does not desire validation.
Should I just accept who I am and live my life as I have been living it?
>>16534022
You cant. Everyone craves validation.
Just dont let it be too strong
>>16534030
So pretend to play it cool? As in act in a way that does not show that I seek validation?
Everyone does seek it, but what is the difference between a normal, slightly harmful, and extremely harmful amount of craving validation?
>>16534034
Dont let the craving for validation dictate your behaviour towards others. Thats the difference - people who seek it too strongly smell like need for validation.
Also keep in mind that friendship and love is validation too.
I'm a Law student in the UK. I know that everyone wants to secure a job after graduation, but I'm pretty much the opposite.
My dream is to be a backpacker and to see the world. Working as an ESL teacher really appeals to me. I know that if I managed to secure a job after graduation, I will be too scared to give it up/the sacrifice of giving up a law job is too big. Nobody will give up a law job and doing so will only make me look like an idiot.
Have you thought about going on like a month long trip?
>>16534029
Been there done that, but it is still different from actually living in another country.
Yeah I was considering moving to Australia last year but I chickened out when i was about to commit to it.
I could have been Chad. I'm white, male, 6'2", lean/toned (I don't lift, eat shit /fit/), dark haired. I basically look like James Bond mixed with any given US president. I also have a fucking deep voice.
Despite all that the cancer of video games got to me early and I avoided playing sports and talking to girls up until college. One of the low points of my life is when I quit basketball and baseball in elementary school.
Still a virgin, living with my mom, no friends, no money. I fap to anime girls multiple times a day. The only thing I've got is my looks, but I'm living proof that isn't enough. AMA.
Wake up princess and step out of your self pity. Instead of fapping to anime girls, have some purpose in life and pursue it.
>regretting something that happened 10 or more years ago
haha
>if only I'd kept playing basketball in 5th grade...
i have my finger up my asshole
i like the way it feels
guys do not give me boners
am i gay?
Hello /adv/
Ronery guy here.
There are 2 bars where I'm a regular. There are pretty nice place with cool and funny people, although much older than me.
The other day I was at bar 1, it was pretty calm, maybe 6 other persons. I got a pretty bad case of sad drunkenness and started to cry a little. Not like sobbing and such, just red wetty eyes. Others noticed and started to ask what was up, I admitted it was out of extreme loneliness and asked them stupid questions like "am I that ugly?" "why no gf?", etc.
I left right after that because of embarrassment.
Then I joined bar 2, there were only 2 patrons, both regulars. And I got spotted right away, they encouraged me to cry, said it was okay to do so, etc. I think I started to cry like a bitch at that point, but I also blacked out around that time and I have no idea what kind of stupid things I may have said.
I woke up in my bed the day after, no signs of puke or any kind of disaster, but I'm still embarrassed as fuck. I'm now ashamed to go back there. I like those places as I don't get to meet much people outside of those places, so I really want to go.
What should I do?
Should I just go back as if nothing happened?
Should I go and apologize?
Should I avoid those places?
tl;dr: I cried like a bitch in a public place and I'm now embarrassed to go back there. What do?
>>16533840
>tl;dr: I cried like a bitch in a public place and I'm now embarrassed to go back there. What do?
It happens to the best of us. And trust me, bartenders have seen much worse. It's nothing. Just try not to let yourself get so drunk if crying makes you embarrassed.
>>16533858
Well, last time I cried in front of someone else, it was my mother, and I was like 11.
Usually when I feel like crying, I just cry by myself.
Would it make it worse if I told the bartender I am sorry for whatever I said or did?
I just want people to erase this image from their memories, grown men don't cry in public places ffs
>>16533840
I guess just be glad that only a few people actually witnessed it and not more.
But bruh, man up.
My now ex Is moving out of our apartment tomorrow. I can hear him snoring sleeping on the couch as I lay in the bed. I never thought a sound I hated so much would sound so lovely. I hate myself for throwing away our relationship even if it was rocky. I'm going to miss him so much, I just want to cuddle up to him one last time. Help me through this. My heart hurts so much. I played fire with fire and got caught up in the moment of someone treating me nice for once and cheated on him. I hate myself for it and I hate what I've done to him no matter what he has done to me. Fuck. This is so hard.
Tldr:I cheated, he dumped me, he's moving out tomorrow,it hurts so much. My reasons aren't enough I know.
Inb4: ops a scummy whore.
I`m just curious as to why cheaters cheat. Why did you do it? You ”regret” it so much right now, did you think there will be no consequences for this?
Good. It's supposed to fucking hurt like a bitch when you do something that shitty. At least you're still human.
>>16533732
>I played fire with fire and got caught up in the moment of someone treating me nice for once and cheated on him.
Now you've learned your lesson for next time, assuming there is a next time for you. You did something horrible and inexcusable and now you have to deal with the consequences. There's really not much to say.
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