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Dear /adv/,
I have some physical/mental problems I won't go into, suffice to say I gave up on real life when I was 16 years old. My dream since then was to live somewhere by myself with my electronics and to not have to go outside very often. However I finished my pre-university education with good grades. After that I became a NEET. Although I did manage to lose my virginity beforehand when I was 18 to this girl from my school I bumped into at a nightclub (on the one occasion I went to a nightclub). She was willing to come home with me I think but I didn't...
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Then my parents were pressuring me to go to University, I was planning to apply one year but I didn't really want to. So I quit my part time job and planned to go travelling for 2 months without telling my parents just to get away from everything. They said I could either apply for University or get a job so I applied to University. Then I went away for 2 months at the start of the year, I didn't really do anything but it was nice to be by myself. But I met an older woman who I had some things in common with, we didn't do anything sexual but we made good friends...
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My plan was to sleep with her to consummate our relationship and then have her as motivation for university. And then after I graduate go to work in her country and settle down with her. I wanted her to be my stepping stone to the normie life. She had brought me a present. I was seeing her everyday, and the day before she left I invited her over to my house. I didn't think I would see her again for maybe 3 years because she said she didn't plan to come back to my country next year for the same event, so I wanted to show her my feelings for her this time. We were in...
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It felt great but I didn't want to come before I could pleasure her so I got on top of her again and tried to take off her shorts. But she stopped me and said "sorry, red" something like that in her language. So I thought she meant she had her period right, so I said it's ok I have a condom I don't mind but she said "not OK". So I said maybe we could do anal as a joke and she laughed at that.
But I still wanted to take off her shorts so I could do foreplay to her as well since I wanted her to enjoy herself too because I thought we wouldn't...
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I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me... first he changed his phone password 12 hours after he came home late and now he just threw a fit for me opening up his mail.
Do those GPS car tracking devices work? Anyone know what's the best one that's under $100?
female kek
>do those GPS car tracking devices work?
most likely, that's what they're made for
>Anyone know what's the best one that's under $100?
try going for the ones that are designed to prevent/track car theft
that being said, if you're trying to figure out if you're bf is actually cheating on you, this is just about the worst way you could possibly go about it
but I'm sure you were just asking about GPS tracking devices
>>16534410
A tracking device? Really?
If he's gonna cheat he's gonna cheat, don't lower yourself to tracking him.
Maybe you should try TALKING TO HIM.
Why do girls seem terrified of me?
Is it your face?
How would other describe you?
>>16534325
I'm not ugly, I have at least one female orbiter that I know of.
Girls, have you ever been able to orgasm just from penetration? How? In what position? Yesterday i was so close to cumming and i want to finally experience getting to that point of no return.
All you need is a decent size dick, nothing average.
>>16534179
Yeah, i noticed. It was the second time i've slept with my bf and he's huge. I feel like i have an abundance of glorious orgasms to come, but i want to make sure i'm taking every precaution to actually get there. Holy hell, it would be awesome!
>>16534175
Haven't had one, though i've come close when on top.
Here's the situation:
I'm military and just moved overseas a month ago but my wife is still in the states. The reason is very long so the best way I can sum it up is there was a moving snafu and she had to stay in the states to take care of some shit while I was obligated to report to my new station overseas on time. She's currently staying with her folks.
We figured since we planned on spending Christmas back in the US, it made more sense for her to stay there a little longer, meet up for Christmas at my parents' place, then fly overseas together....
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I was so mad I just stopped responding, and I didn't even want to think about it so I went to sleep around 6pm.
In the morning I wrote her back to basically say that I was excited to see her for the first time in a long 1.5 months and excited that we were spending Christmas together, but now it hurts that I have to try and convince her spend Christmas with me. It hurts that she's finding such petty reasons to not be a family for Christmas. It hurts that just being together isn't enough reason to come, that she needs a whole list of conveniences...
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Women are selfish entitled cunts for the most part.
I truly hope your relationship works out in the long run for you but, dude if you have no kids get out of this shit now.
I constantly have to pander to my bitch of a fiancée just so that I can see my kid.
I am counting down the days until he is old enough and I can tell her how much I hate her and never want to see her punchable face or whiny cunt voice again.
Jesus I hate this bitch so fucking much but I can't show it, it's killing me inside.
She sounds like a royal cunt. I'd break it off over something like that, you haven't seen her in 45 days and it's fucking Christmas. Think that's a deal breaker friend.
Ok, our group of friends is doing a secret santa this year and I need some ideas of a creative present that a GIRL will love
weight loss pills
candles?
dildo
I just wish she'd come back.
I just wish she would just say good night to me again.
I wish to have her around.
I wish to have her in my life.
don't we all brother, but don't worry, over time things will get better and you will forget about her and realize that it wasn't really meant to be.
Just wait, there's nothing else to do.
>>16534158
Or at least you'll convince yourself that.
Meeting a steamfriend for the first time soon. Mutual romantic interest. Will be going on a date together. Let's say if I went back to his hotel room, how do I stay safe? Should I not at all? If not, how do I know when I can trust him enough to be sure he won't murder me and rape my corpse?
BRING A GLOCK
Only sluts go back to a guy's hotel room on the first date. Did you grow up without a mother or what?
>>16534090
Guns aren't legal where I am. I don't know how to obtain one either.
>>16534106
Nope, I hope a healthy relationship with my mother. Even if we don't fuck necessarily [spoiler]we still want to cuddle platonically.[/spoiler]
I'm planning on losing my virginity to an escort but I don't know what to do, like should i go to the yellow pages, Craigslist or online? Does anyone have any experience with this sort of thing? I'm tired of being a 27 year old virgin.
Backpage.com is your standard hooker site. I personally use Craigslist, I post that I'm a virgin and get responses. You can find a girl to pitty fuck you or might be a fantasy of theirs. Make an ad, almost useless emailing women ads, half are fake and all get 20+ guys emailing them. With craigslist I'd avoid paying money, only find someone willing to bang for the sake of sex.
What are the standard practices? I'm nervous just talking to people period and just look like a bloody nutter sometimes. I've why I wear my hat outside alot, to hide my face when I end up looking spaztic
>>16534085
Only had an escort once, she was nice and sweet. We got taco bell, went to the hotel room I paid for, ate and chatted some, she went to the bathroom to get ready while I got in the bed. She came out, got in bed, we turned on the TV and was watching a show and her hands slowly reached towards me and then we did it. I think that's how a good and experienced escort would do it, I wouldn't be afraid of saying that you are nervous and all, escorts probably have seen it all.
One thing to keep in mind,...
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Short will never get a GF told I'm entitled in my attitude because I mention I would like to at once have a woman show interest in me. Spent all of my teens and twenties rejected by women why the fuck shouldn't I be bitter?
>People have told you (all of whom know more about you than us at the moment) that you have an entitled attitude
>Respond by saying you have the right to be entitled.
It was your fucking teens and early twenties. Who cares you fucking weirdo. The problem isn't the other thousands of people in your town. It's you.
Welcome to the real world.
>>16534075
>Respond by saying you have the right to be entitled.
Wanting just once for woman to show interst in em and treat me as a human being is entitled?
>>16534050
Tom Cruise is 5'6"
How do you stop the constant need for validation?
Constantly I require and seek that people validate me in any way possible. In the end I just end up appearing needy, weak and a pushover. I have been trying to work on it, but it feels so ingrained in my personality, that I almost cannot see myself being someone who does not desire validation.
Should I just accept who I am and live my life as I have been living it?
>>16534022
You cant. Everyone craves validation.
Just dont let it be too strong
>>16534030
So pretend to play it cool? As in act in a way that does not show that I seek validation?
Everyone does seek it, but what is the difference between a normal, slightly harmful, and extremely harmful amount of craving validation?
>>16534034
Dont let the craving for validation dictate your behaviour towards others. Thats the difference - people who seek it too strongly smell like need for validation.
Also keep in mind that friendship and love is validation too.
I'm a Law student in the UK. I know that everyone wants to secure a job after graduation, but I'm pretty much the opposite.
My dream is to be a backpacker and to see the world. Working as an ESL teacher really appeals to me. I know that if I managed to secure a job after graduation, I will be too scared to give it up/the sacrifice of giving up a law job is too big. Nobody will give up a law job and doing so will only make me look like an idiot.
Have you thought about going on like a month long trip?
>>16534029
Been there done that, but it is still different from actually living in another country.
Yeah I was considering moving to Australia last year but I chickened out when i was about to commit to it.
I could have been Chad. I'm white, male, 6'2", lean/toned (I don't lift, eat shit /fit/), dark haired. I basically look like James Bond mixed with any given US president. I also have a fucking deep voice.
Despite all that the cancer of video games got to me early and I avoided playing sports and talking to girls up until college. One of the low points of my life is when I quit basketball and baseball in elementary school.
Still a virgin, living with my mom, no friends, no money. I fap to anime girls multiple times a day. The only thing I've...
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Wake up princess and step out of your self pity. Instead of fapping to anime girls, have some purpose in life and pursue it.
>regretting something that happened 10 or more years ago
haha
>if only I'd kept playing basketball in 5th grade...
i have my finger up my asshole
i like the way it feels
guys do not give me boners
am i gay?
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Hello /adv/
Ronery guy here.
There are 2 bars where I'm a regular. There are pretty nice place with cool and funny people, although much older than me.
The other day I was at bar 1, it was pretty calm, maybe 6 other persons. I got a pretty bad case of sad drunkenness and started to cry a little. Not like sobbing and such, just red wetty eyes. Others noticed and started to ask what was up, I admitted it was out of extreme loneliness and asked them stupid questions like "am I that ugly?" "why no gf?", etc.
I left right after that...
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>>16533840
>tl;dr: I cried like a bitch in a public place and I'm now embarrassed to go back there. What do?
It happens to the best of us. And trust me, bartenders have seen much worse. It's nothing. Just try not to let yourself get so drunk if crying makes you embarrassed.
>>16533858
Well, last time I cried in front of someone else, it was my mother, and I was like 11.
Usually when I feel like crying, I just cry by myself.
Would it make it worse if I told the bartender I am sorry for whatever I said or did?
I just want people to erase this image from their memories, grown men don't cry in public places ffs
>>16533840
I guess just be glad that only a few people actually witnessed it and not more.
But bruh, man up.
My now ex Is moving out of our apartment tomorrow. I can hear him snoring sleeping on the couch as I lay in the bed. I never thought a sound I hated so much would sound so lovely. I hate myself for throwing away our relationship even if it was rocky. I'm going to miss him so much, I just want to cuddle up to him one last time. Help me through this. My heart hurts so much. I played fire with fire and got caught up in the moment of someone treating me nice for once and cheated on him. I hate myself for it and I hate what I've done to him no matter what he has done to...
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I`m just curious as to why cheaters cheat. Why did you do it? You ”regret” it so much right now, did you think there will be no consequences for this?
Good. It's supposed to fucking hurt like a bitch when you do something that shitty. At least you're still human.
>>16533732
>I played fire with fire and got caught up in the moment of someone treating me nice for once and cheated on him.
Now you've learned your lesson for next time, assuming there is a next time for you. You did something horrible and inexcusable and now you have to deal with the consequences. There's really not much to say.
