>>16535510
Are you male or female? Are you otherwise a tiny and weak person who'd look like they were trying too hard?

If you have visible scarring around the socket with the eyepatch you are good.

Also depends on the look, can you post a pic?

>>16535520
Male, 6'3" but lanky.
>>16535521
No means of taking a photo (broke my smartphone in the accident as well, haven't gotten a new one).
The glass eye looks alright, but I don't like it. It has almost no range of motion, it's a bit off from my working eye, it feels weird and I actually do have a bit of vision left in my eye, so it kind of messes with it. An eyepatch just makes it black.

You're kind of stuck dude... Short of having a written agreement. Don't do her any favours again. It's worth mentioning that for the future, you don't give the person the final product unless they've got the full price in hand.

take the 40 and dont do business with her again

at least you got something

say she can either give you the 10 or give you a bj but she's not getting out without some kind of payment

Wear clothes and a hair style that suit you.

>>16535444
Eat clean, hit the gym, skin routine, be social, have interesting hobbies, and make money. Of course, all these things require discipline and putting on your big boy pants so you might be in trouble OP.

>>16535448
how do you find out what fits?

>>16535453
i do, i do, i think i do (i shower and have facescrub and stuff), no one wants to hang out with me even when i invite them, what are the interesting hobbies? and i make loads of money for someone my age

>>16535430
Ask her why she's stopped. It's really that simple.

>>16535430
>she's the one
>never talked face to face

Gotta pick one, and only one. You're obsessing over a girl you haven't even met.

>>16535458
We met face to face multiple times but never really talked much. Like when I meet her I always give her chocolates but never stay to talk long coz I'm always rushing to some other place.

>>16535223
You nailed it on the head, there, buddy. Your personality sucks so bad, that no matter how good you look, women don't want to have anything to do with you. Or you just have lousy taste in men. Try grindr instead.

You must be really dull.
Learn to talk, be amusing.

yeah you can't just look like chad. Girls are going to let you get away with that. You have to act like him too.

Sure, if it's legal its fine.
Even if it isn't legal sometimes it's still fine.

Why didnt you just say cousin in the first place

It is legal I kind of feel it's wrong but can't help it

Police. Not complex, police. The guys who can arrest people.

put on a santa hat and crash the party. take all their best booze/snacks, say something really offensive, then leave

>>16535144
We talked about doing that, but it just seems a little extreme

If you can't firmly resolve to be with someone after 5 months, it's never going to get better. This was the honeymoon period of all things.

Bail.

Heh I'm in the same boat op, except my gf has long hair and big boobs but no ass. I'm all about ass and don't really care about tits. Want to trade? but seriously i'm constantly switching between not caring, and lamenting about it. sometimes when we fuck it's like I'm consciously telling myself to do it instead of going beast mode with lust.

silly boys and their 'problems'.

>>16534931
Tell her you like her.
Ask her out.

>>16534931
I got you something because I think you're cute and smart.

>>16534935
>>16534933
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>>16534917
Invite them both over to your house at the same time and have a bidding war on which will do more for you. Fuck the winner in front of the loser, don't break eye contact with the loser.

>>16534923
/thread
fuckin nailed it m8

Schedule girl B for another day

>>16534633
i feel like i'm the only one putting in effort.
on my birthday he made me pay for my birthday lunch and smoked meth.
I make all these plans for us to go out and have fun and do things, and they never up doing through.
I realize that I am a push over and don't stand up for myself often, but even when I do, I feel crazy and he brushes it off.
it's like all these signs are right in front of my face but I refuse to accept them.
I don't know whats wrong with me

Bump :(

>>16534633
You shouldn't be with someone doing drugs anyways. It's just going to end badly and he sounds like he probably cheats on you and is trying to make it okay by saying he has issues. Tell him to clean up or leave.

>>16534598
If she is hot and you can have sex with her and dont mind other people living in your house i say go for it

I defiantly wouldn't, even if you do get to fuck you're having alarms go off in your head and that means more. It will probably end in disaster where she freaks out and won't leave, so don't even take the chance

>>16534598
no

because coffee is actually tiny poops

>>16534531
makes sense

People react differently to caffeine. If you have to take a shit after drinking caffeine you should just stop taking caffeine.
I think I've read about caffeine making people shit themselves. If you are part of that tiny minority just don't use caffeine.

If you can feel anything that isn't part of your own moth on your teeth or gums then you are doing it wrong.

>>16534423
Am I overthinking this?

>>16534444
yes

She doesnt have many interests other than food and music, so I do not know how to start. I'm guessing if I use my sane mind she is the only match for me but i'm probably 1 out of 10 or even more of matches for her? So how do I do this?

How do I get her phone number, go on a date and fug?

>How is this possible?

She might think you're cute. Or she accidentally swiped you right.

>How do I start?

Say something funny and incredibly clever that makes her laugh. Or say something interesting.

>How do I not fuck up?

Realize that Tinder is all a numbers game. Fucking up with one person doesn't matter. Just gotta keep trying and hope you get one that sticks.

>>16533687
what is incredibly clever and funny?

how long should I wait? she liked me about 2am, i just woke up now its early morning here

ok i try not to obsess really hard on her but damn it will be hard to get someone better than this, she really is cute af