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My gf/something let me go today. She is 17, and her parents wouldn't let us be together, I am 23. I didn't do anything with her besides hug her, but we couldn't do anything, hang out, nothing, just text and talk. She let me go because she loves her family and her family is very upset she was with me, someone so old, even though they never met me. I would never hurt her, but she said I am perfect, and she cares about me, but she can't endure the pressure and anger from her family and us not being together together.
I found out I loved her when she told...
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You had never done anything but hugged her, but this is having this much of an impact on you? Harden the fuck up. Sounds like you weren't even 'together' for that long.
I am pretty sensitive to relationships. And I haven't had a lot of experience in them.
>>16650178
Well if you plan to continue to live and to date, you're going to experience more heartbreak. Grow some balls and get over it. She's fucking 17, it's not like you had much of a future together anyway
Problem: I have a girl who I had sex with after 2 dates, she thought honestly I was the best in bed, but since then I felt like she was more distant... Like she thinks I'm a fuck-buddy waiting in the stable for her now.
She's hung up on an ex who doesn't even like her somehow. Is this something that goes away eventually? Should I Persue? I confronted her, am I doing it right?
You're doing it wrong. She's still hung up on her ex, you're just a fuck buddy to get emotion out on. Nothing more, move on before you get hurt even more.
>>16650125
>She's hung up on an ex
And you actually think you can get a relationship out of this?
how do i sex im 18
The first time isn't going to be all that great compared to months down the road of experience. Don't stress about it and use fucking protection. Guy on top is the easiest entry level position.
Is it a good idea to do it with an ugly girl even if u can have a beautiful gf?
>>16650839
wtf
>Parents leave home for a 3 weeks
> Have dope ass brother
> Smokes a shit loads of weed and has dabs
> We non stop get high smoking 2 joints a day and dabs
> take advantage of no parents
>smoke everywhere
> highasfuck.jpg
>2 weeks pass
>Wake up from high
>Whole...
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Open all Windows + febreze... You'll be set after like... A day... Or three.
Even easier than Febreze, boil half a gallon of vinegar on the stove. Don't leave any pets inside while you do it.
>>16650060
You have to spray your furniture with the febreze spray bottle because that's probably what's holding the smell.
"Eyy gurl u wan sum fuk" isn't really effectibe
If you want to just know some stupid pickup lines, to use as an icebreaker, just google that shit. If you think they actually work, then no, no they don't.
wanna drink wine and make out?
>>16649993
Someone got me with this inside a bar one time.
Take an icecube from your drink and throw it on the ground in front of her, then when she looks at you weird say:
"Sorry, I was just trying to break the ice. Did it work?"
Heya /adv/, last night I had sex with my gf for over 5 hours. During this period I ejaculated 4 times outside of her (she's not on the pill, and we didnt have condoms avaible), but I were inside of her to seconds before I came 3 of the times. After ejaculating, I did a bad job cleaning my penis, and there was definitely cum left on it. I also did not urinate during the 5 hours. With only 10 minute long breaks on average after ejaculating, I then went inside of her again. Is there a really large chance I got her pregnant?
Pic unrelated
>>16649850
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>>16649850
We're both relatively healthy btw, and there has never been issues with sperm quality in my family (most of my nearest family have gotten accidentaly kids before they turned 20). Still though, I've read that it takes 1 million sperm cells to break down the wall around the egg, I just dont know how large of an amount sperm that really is and if the chances are great of impregnation with just the small amounts of sperm left on my penis.
>>16649862
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>be me
>be fit
>be able to speak 4 languages
>be in college
>be somewhat handsome
>have a lot of hobbies
>still no gf
>the girl i've liked for a whole year likes some fucking idiot
is because i'm a 5'5, isn't it?
Its because you relate to that fucktard.
Now fuck off
>like a girl for a year
>never make a move
Hahahaha
Maybe if you had some balls it wouldn't take 1 year to ask her out. Damn OP why are you so weak?
They sound the same to me. Can Americans and Canadians tell themselves apart based on the way they talk?
You can, but you have to listen closely.
Probably, the biggest thing is this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_raising
For me, it's easy to tell the difference between an American 'about' and a Canadian 'abaeut'
Yeah, there are like 5 american accents, plain american robot speak,
Then canadian, and french canadian.
>>16649759
Canada is a big country.
Like bigger than Europe by a significant amount.
Someone from Manitoba, Vancouver, and Newfoundland will all sound very different from each other.
It's like comparing a Texan to a Bostonian, or someone from SoCal to someone from the Bronx.
I really want to lick my GFs asshole. I did once, for maybe 3 seconds, but it wasn't really serious and we never went into anal territory, I got my fingers over there twice, also for very short period of time and not even inside and penetration was something we've only talked about so far.
But I really want to lick it.
She had 3 sexual partners before me, one long-lasting included. I have no reason to suspect she has STD and I eat her out very, very often so I'd probably get them by now anyways. She's also on pills so we don't use condoms and that's...
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>>16649734
>Asian-ass
My ASS. That's a trap if I ever saw one, that's a man's chest.
>>16649757
it's just some totally random image that pooped on google when I literally typed "ass", totally not relevant
but thanks for reply anyways!
>>16649734
Uh, I ate my ex's ass, had my ass eaten, did anal with no condom, etc. Never any problems. There is no STD you can contract though analingus that you wouldn't contact through normal sexual activity, so I dunno where you got your sex-ed. tl;dr - do it, it's amazing. Maker sure she licks your ass too, you'll thank me.
>match with girl on tinder
>she's actually really cool and we have great chemistry on chat at least
> she gives me her number
>xox
>talk to you tomorrow :)
>sweet dreams, doll
Red flag? Last time I dated a girl that was this approachable I ended up on a 3 month-long experience as a rebound. I don't want to go through that again.
It's like you're so desperate to participate on this board that you made up a non-existent problem
Post your convo, we'll judge it.
>>16649664
Are you new to this board? I've personally posted stuff that sounds way more over the top than this.
>>16649667
Here you go.
I'd really like some advice from a femanon, but anything will do. My girlfriend of two Years and 3 months just moved out. She took our daughter with her. She's currently staying at her mom's.
I miss her more than anything. I miss my daughter more than anything. I've done nothing but sob uncontrollably since she leftmost I just got out of the hospital after a suicide attempt and a 72 hour hold bc of being put on suicide watch. She just says she doesn't feel anything for me anymore. The fight we had that caused her to leave was terrible. We've...
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>>16649582
You can't make her suddenly have her feelings for you again, you can't force love. If it didn't work out, it didn't work out. However, you have a young daughter in this, now. The best thing to do is to come to a civil compromise, so you both can have turns in her life. But honestly? Try to come to terms with her decision, and when you are ready,- IF you are ready or wanting another relationship, pursue one.
Also, who knows, maybe there IS a chance with your ex, still. But, whatever...
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She stole your sperm, dude. That sucks.
Think of the man you were when you first got together and were the most in love. Then, be that guy again.
Any medical advice, /adv? Could it be skin cancer?
it probably is a infection so see a doctor.
>>16649559
How long ago did you first notice it?
>>16649579
It first started forming about a year ago slowly into what it is now in pic related
>Classes started this week
>Already met 2 girls who I got digits from and they both want to date me
>Girl 1, 22 years old, 5'1'', white, not much of a body, but cute as fuck. Seems really hot/cold about what she wants, changes her mind a lot, probably really immature
>Girl 2, 21 years old, 6'2'' (yes she is 6 foot 1 inches with flats), black (like mocha black, not dark as night black), despite being tall as fuck, has a pretty...
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So basically
>Girl who's good for almost nothing
>God tier girl who plays vidya
I think you know which one, who cares about the setback, those are really minor.
>>16649476
i don't even want to answer because of how stupid this question is, but i do want to say that attention whores are immature and immaturity should be avoided like the plague. just as the immaturity of dbag friends and family, or questioning whether to start a relationship with a great person because of what other people will think
>>16649476
honestly, with how immature you seem to be, you'd be better off with the white chick.
You're already being completely ridiculous about the tall one. Like jesus who gives a fuck if you look weird?!
>meet girl in college
>we're both virgins
>we hit it off and instantly connect
>go on a couple of dates
>misunderstanding happens
>she cuts contact and dates some dick
>he only wants to pump and dump her
>she gets pumped and dumped
>repeats with a couple of other guys
>comes...
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>>16649385
talk to her about this shit if you are actually considering having a relationship with her. i dont understand why youd put yourself in a shitty position of mistrust before you even have an actual relationship. talk to her about ut and gage whether or not you feel comfortable with her
>>16649408
Talk to her about what?
you should pump and dump her, man.
What's up? What's potentially troubling you...
Just drop a line here and see what happens..
I want to make a troll post, but I'm afraid nobody will reply.
Is a troll still a troll if nobody responds to him?
My neck hurts
I'm making the steps to contact a therapist.
He's taking forever to respond.
I really hope I have enough strength to stay alive tomorrow.
