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Why am I so fucked up?
I have:
Synesthesia
ADHD
Mania
Epilepsy
body integrity identity disorder
Prader Willi syndrome
Autism\
Down syndrome
Micropenis
Gender dysphoria
Albinism
Phantom limb syndrome (feels like I have a tail)
>>16650608
Either youparents are related or you mother smoked crack when expecting you.
>>16650608
You missed out hypochondria and chronic pretendicitis.
>>16650608
I gotta say I'm a little sceptical of a autism down syndrome combination along with all the others had you not said down syndrome maybe but now...?
Can you actually get hearing loss from a very loud human being?
Because of reasons I am currently forced to live with my sister who is literally never quiet, save for eating and sleeping. Today, she has been beating the piano on full blast and singing so loudly that me and mom literally have to shout at each other to have a conversation.
Can you actually get long-term hearing damage from someone making constant noise, even without sound amplifiers?
I suppose so. Something with desensitisation.
>>16650577
So her constant shrieking can actually, literally make me deaf?
>>16650584
Well imagine working in a factory with lots of heavy machinery that make noise. Might not seem harmful at first but as it's constantly buzzing in your ears, the specific frequencies and dB levels slowly desensitise your hearing.
That's why your ears ring after a loud show or a night club, your ears compensate after being exposed to specific frequencies and dB levels.
So my boyfriend recently learned how to make me squirt which I thought wasn't possible for me, and I want to step my sex game up to repay the favor. The thing is, he's shy about articulating things he wants because he got this idea into his head at some point that I'd be "grossed out" by his fantasies (even though truth be told, I've peeked through his most intense porn and been at the bare minimum alright with it and in most cases turned on). So it needs to be something technical that will blow his mind the way he blows mine.
I'm thinking I could step my blowjob game up, but I'm having trouble finding tips online that aren't either ridiculous (see: Cosmo) or something basic I already do (see: HURR NO TEEF). I guess what I'm asking is for guys'opinions on what would absolutely rock their world if their partner did it to them out of nowhere. Doesn't have to be limited to blowjob stuff either, that's just brainstorming.
Thanks!
Try perineal stimulation while you're doing the blowjob.
>>16650559
If you think he's comfortable with you sticking your finger up his ass, maybe you could try prodding his prostate while you're blowing him? Tried that with my boyfriend and it blew his mind. Made him come harder than usual.
I'm exactly like your SO.
I love everything that goes on but the sex could use some variety, and truth be told she hates the idea of cum anywhere near her face or mouth, but I really wanna have my gardenhose sucked dry til the last drop :( how can I get her to be not disgusted?
>noticed she'll flick her hair when looking at me/when we're talking
Is this good?
yeah, could be.
curious, did you grab tha pic form adv?
>>16650554
Are you in highschool or something wtf?
Guys, how would i gently approach the subject of ass play with my Bf?
I know a lot of guys are sensitive when it comes to their back door. I think it's a fucking shame to exclude a part of your own body from
your sensuality/sexuality and deprive yourself from heavenly pleasure.
I'll talk to him about it, but first i would like to know what would be the best way to make YOU open up about exploring your behind.
I understand, just pinch him spank him - really just show interest, butt-focused flirting
Lick it first and see his reaction. Then next time massage it with your finger. Then get inside.
>>16650572
i already do that. i also play with his balls/perineum a lot when we fuck and he LOVES it.
i grab his ass when in missionary and pull him closer/dictate the pace and rhythm. i grab his ass very low and gently spread it. i'm not sure if he knows that this isn't unintentionally - tehe
why would my boyfriend ignore my text?
I know this is dumb but my boyfriend was over until 1130 tonight and had to work an overnight shift and he left at 1150 and then I don't usually do this but I texted him "I miss you" right after he left and it's 5am and he never texted me back and I can't even sleep.. because he usually texts me back right away. I called his phone and it's on so its not like his phone died.
for the past few weeks I was acting kinda distant, wll just less clingy, like answering his calls less and taking longerntonteply to his texts Bc I was taking a step back for reasons. and then he started getting clingyish and calling me more, saying sorry if it took a while to respond l, liking a pic that said "clingy is nice from the right person" etc.
idk if I said something tonight to make him mad. I brought up that I found an old pic of him and laughed but I meant it in a cute way and idk if it hurt his feelings but he seemed fine. also I guess it was creepy because i stalked his friends fb to find it
I feel like something weird happened or like he just changed his mind? someone help
and ya I trust and believe he's at work
what are reasons for why he didn't. respond(?
He was tired. Plain and simple.
>>16650449
he's at work though.
it's been five and a half
hours. he could
have texted me back I miss you on a break that would take 10 seconds he's never not texted me back like this unless his
phone was dead or he was sleeping or something :/
>>16650445
He's busy and not expecting anything from you because you should have been asleep.
It doesn't feel nice being on the receiving end of uncertainty, does it?
How do you become less sensitive about things? I've only been in a few relationships despite being 26 and each time it falls apart I feel absolutely crushed, lost and alone. Granted, I haven't had the best luck with guys but I hear other people going through the same thing and while they are sad, it doesn't crush them the way it crushes me.
I think I'm a good and giving person and I tend to give too much in relationships. Because I haven't had many, I usually lose myself and give too much to the wrong guys and then get left with nothing but a big hole in my heart. It could be because I've never been close to my family and I'm a pretty lonely person.
My question is, do you just harden up over time and it gets easier or is there something you can do to become more easy-going?
Sounds like you need to emotionally distance yourself some. You can't fall madly in love and still be ok when a break up happens.
If you are the emotionally dependant type it might seem absurd or terrible, like that goes completely against love and what not. But you can't have both the highs and save yourself the lows.
>>16650479
I think it might be unresolved abandonment issues, or just lack of experience. When the relationship ends and the other person moves on it seems absolutely heartless to me to treat someone who was supposed to be important to you like a stranger. I guess because I get into relationships rarely and choose carefully, I think it must be special but other people are less sensitive/naive and don't see it like that. They find it easy to move onto the next person while I gave my everything and can't.
I just wonder if I'll mellow out once I have more relationships under my belt or if this is what I'm like.
>>16650502
>to treat someone who was supposed to be important to you like a stranger
Thats one of the incredible absurdities in the way we find mates in our culture isn't it?
To me a truly great friend is no less important or close as a lover, just in a platonic way. It usually would take incredibly extreme circumstances for such friends to cut contact entirely. Yet regarding former lovers/mates this behavior is normal, expected. Despite our society telling us these are the most holy and valuable type of relationships.
is this a good idea? finding some guy and practicing giving head with him until i'm good at it?
Are you s guy or girl?
Either way you'll probably find plenty of people on craigslist for it.
Also epithet easy, it's a bad idea.
>>16650397
who's going to turn you down because it's your first blowjob? you're sucking them off... it doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing, or at least i'd hope not. insecurity about this or other sexual shit is no justification to do something with strangers. the whole idea of sexual interactions with strangers is gross =/
>>16650397
Just put it in your mouth and keep saying "oklahoma" :)
What's the most painless and cheap/effective way to kill yourself? I've hit rock bottom and really don't know where else to turn. I know about the heluim trick but I don't have a dime right now and I'm living at my parent's place. I've looked around online and most seem to cost some amount of money.
Old car exhaust trick?
Also what's this dime trick you're talking about?
Carbon monoxide via car. Catalytic converters will make it about a 20-30 minute long process of slowly replacing the oxygen in your blood with CO, essentially asphyxiating you; however, because it binds to your blood like oxygen, you won't be suffocating in the conventional sense.
That said, you should seek help. Wanna talk about things? Could be private or on here
Please don't take your life.
How do you start becoming popular?
Be relatively unique in some way and do so publicly. It comes down to luck whether your "some way" attracts attention.
Start being friendly. Start being indispensable.
buy some mints and share them
Where can two people fuck if they have roommates that never leave?
>>16650328
In your damned room. Your roommates can be jealous or uncomfortable all they want, have sex in your own home like a hod damned adult.
>>16650328
In your bedroom?
How is this an actual question?
>>16650337
I'm talking about college dorms.
I'm a faggot born into a household which earns six figures. We're not rich or anything, but for some reason, I suspect that richfags are not much happier than people who earn enough than people who earn enough to live comfortably. Yeah, rich people can afford Gucci handbags, but really, they're just handbags and I can afford handbags as well. I reckon that a lot of people romanticize living a materialistic lifestyle - over time you will get sick of it and there's not way you will feel 10/10 every single day.
Almost every one I know desires to be rich. Girls want to marry rich guys, guys would love to own a Ferrari or Porsche, and little girls want to be princesses. But being wealthy never appealed to me that much. I live frugally and I just want to be happy in life.
>>16650294
No, it's not odd. Money is a necessity but if it drives your fuel for feeling happy, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, it's cool to live comfortably, but it's good to feel happy when you know how to live.
If absolute happiness is measured on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your happiness now, then try being a poor fag for a year and rate again.
Pretty sure "happiness" tops out at about $85,000. The rest is gravy. However, have you ever been lower-middle class or less? You can live frugally, but that's different from living with 2 roommates in an apartment costing you $300 a month. Are you working? Do you have an income? A working person's thoughts on wealth are going to be different than an unemployed student's.
Is it wrong to be scared when your boyfriend talks about wanting to kill our two cats? On top of starting small abusive things towards them
I understand he's frustrated at them. I get that they make him that angry. But when he goes after them, yells at them, then picks them up to throws them around. To me it's a scary sign and makes me afraid that he'll do something if he's alone with them.
>>16650272
>Is it wrong to be scared when your boyfriend talks about wanting to kill our two cats?
No, it's not. Especially if he acts like that. As a guy I'd be freaked out as fuck if my gf acted like that towards my cats.
>>16650278
I'm so confused at what to do.
I love the guy I'm with, but the idea he's doing this to them. Let alone saying he wants to kill them really puts me on the edge.
>>16650285
Essentially you have two options:
a) dump the guy
or
b) give the cats to someone
My dad went for the option c) when I still lived at home and just got them killed through some means that I am unaware of. Only found out about it years later and always had thought that they had cancer or something and had to be put down.
Any chemists here who can tell me how difficult it is to try and manufacture potassium cyanide for self deliverance? I am a wannabe chemist trying to visit the great beyond.
>>16650194
sodium cyanide is also okay.
I have charcoal, sodium carbonate and cyanuric acid.
>>16650268
I really hope they don't troll me hard, /adv/ is a tame nice friendly board. tje rest of 4chan is like /b/
>I teach guitar lessons
>I give all of my students songs to look up to listen to (if they ask for them)
>I have a student who is twelve
>The topic of metal music came up and she asked for a song to listen to
>I thought back to what metal songs i listened to at twelve and recommended her "Six" by All That Remains
>I did a quick check on my iPhone to make sure it didn't have explicit next to the title and then i wrote it down for her.
>I looked it up tonight and it has the word "damn" as part of the hook.
>should i email her mother and have her tell her NOT to listen to it? thus drawing attention to my mistake.
>OR should i just let it go and if questioned about it, claim i meant to recommend "This Calling" which is off of the same album and contains no swear words
Am I over thinking this?
The family is Indian, by the way, if that matters.
Let it slide, nobody pays any attention to anything or anybody, and nobody cares.
If that Indian kid's parents are tolerant enough to let them listen to metal, they're tolerant enough for 'damn' as a lyric.
>>16650175
Just recommend her another song
"Damn" is not that rude btw
