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Hey guys I am an 18 year old virgin that seems to be only good at league of legends and jacking off. Have lost around 40 pounds leaving me at 250. I still don't see much hope. What do?
>>16657108
Lose 40 more pounds.
>>16657108
Stop playing video games. Stop eating shit food. Stop talking to the same people.
Educate yourself about fitness, join a gym, FORCE yourself to meet new people and develop your social skills, become an active participant of your life.
Pick a personality to aspire to. Pick a look to aspire to. Pick a lifestyle to aspire to. Commit to all that shit, forever.
No more games, bro. That shit is over.
>>16657108
Lose another 40. Then lose 40 more. Stop jerking off every day.
Stop measuring your worth by women who've played with your balls. Didn't lose my virginity until 21. Focus on smarting up and earning money. Ladies love money.
A year and a half ago my luck changed with women.
That was when I lost my virginity to my now girlfriend. We started out as fuck buddies / dating.
Only, a few weeks after we'd met I had the opportunity to sleep with another girl:
We met at a club and she seemed a bit of a slut - she wanted to have sex only minutes after I first saw her - in the club bathroom.
To my dying day I will regret not having any condoms on me, I had to pass. Instead I went to my girlfriend's place and we fucked, a few weeks later we were officially a couple.
I've had lots...
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You could try directing her so she could please you better. It sounds like you'd always be wondering though so I say break up and fuck around.
You have absolutely no "valid reason" to cheat.
>>16657094
Why is it always 'break up then fuck around'?
OP, get your girl used to the idea of the both of you fucking other women. Pimp shit.
you're not missing much.
it it feels good that's all there is to it. some girls will do more crazy stuff in bed than others but if you're good with what your girl dies for you now, quit thinking about what you're missing, cause you aren't missing anything.
if your girl is cool and you love her then keep her. you'll regret fucking around with another pussy just to get your dick wet for 15 minutes of lust before busting and having it all be over.
Hey /adv/
I'm planning to have an all nighter tonight as why not and I'm hooked on watching something.
Problem is, I have work tomorrow. I've never worked under no sleep before.
My job isn't particularly hard but it's a full shift.
Is it doable?
>>16657009
Yeah. Some people do it almost constantly.
>>16657009
It's doable, but every person is different. Maybe you can't pull it off. How habe you fared with little sleep before?
>>16657009
It's not doable. Please sleep
Especially if you have to drive. It's not safe to drive when you've been awake longer than 15 hours
>18
>male
>virgin
>never been in a relationship
>160 cm tall
>fat (doing cardio but still fat as of now)
>big shoulders
>thick chest
>can't hold a conversation very well
>low self esteem
>acne and acne scars (mild but still...
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>>16656917
>eat less food
>wash your face twice daily
>wash your pillow case weekly
You're getting there, kid.
>>16656917
>160cm
your dating pool is really limited son, good luck
>>16656958
Oh yeah, living is pain but hey, a lot of celebrities are manlets and get good looking wives so, I don't know
I'm a woman and I'm in a relationship.
We frequently have sex.
But no matter what I'm horny all the time and can't satisfy my desires.
So I think about trying to satisfy myself in other ways when he isn't around.
I masturbate often.
Sometimes I chat with strangers online.
I used to post photos of myself online.
But nothing is working. I can't help but imagine having sex with men and women - I fantasize having multiple partners at once.
It's a stupid problem, but I constantly have a guilty...
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break up with him and go ride a sea of dicks
Date a black man
>>16656891
this.
you'll get tired of getting dicked down soon enough.
Why do I still feel like shit? I have a beautiful gf, just starting college, a p big circle of good real friends, my family loves me, etc. There is literally nothing wrong in my life and I still feel empty as fuck. How the fuck do I appreciate my life?
I'm in the same situation bud.
because you know that all this is temporary
>>16656831
>have a gf
>just started college
let's see how long that lasts
My girlfriend of 5 years and my friend decided to go to the bar. We all ended up getting drunk, I ended up blacking out completely.
We saw one of my girfriends friends there who is gay. I Remeber starting to talk to him then I blacked out. Apparently we talked about some things I can't Remeber anything I said.
Apparently we went outside and he kissed me, then I kissed him back. Then I must have walked home. I had no recollection of any of this and I was in shock when my girlfriend told me what happened today.
My girlfriend and I are okay. But I don't know...
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so OP is a faggot like always..
>>16656736
Stop it. Please.
I'm angry.
Have you considered the possibility that you did it ironically, because you were drunk ? I don't know what kinda of drunkard you are, but a friend of mine who is straight used to grab a guy's junk when drunk, just to make people self-conscious.
Hey /adv/,
Been a while since I started a thread here, but I've come upon a rough patch and could do with a helping hand. I'm dealing with heartbreak for the first time in my adult life and I'd like to hear from the Internet's lonely heart club how they've dealt with it in the past. What works?
I only ask because I'm past the point of crying and feeling sorry for myself. Right now, I'm at a shitty point of just feeling flat. This is all new to me, so if you guys have anything that could help me back to my usual self, I'd...
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How long did it take for you to get to the flat state? Because it's been like two weeks for me and sometime I'll think I'm fine and then I'll randomly burst into tears and feel absolutely worthless and like I can never trust another human being again.
>>16656665
It didn't take me too long. As soon as I left her to head home, I started crying and just delved into that feeling. I cried on and off for about four hours, getting it all out. And then the next day, I woke up like this. It's only been two days since then, but that's probably because it was about as good a rejection as it could be. We respected each other and were able to talk about all that needed to be talked about.
I want to clarify, my situation is trivial compared with most of the stuff...
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Oh, anon. I know these feels. I know them so well. Dated a guy for 4 years, almost got back together, he chose another girl over me. It's been 11 months since we broke up and my heart aches when I see a picture of him. He even texted me last weekened, and we talked last night. He's still torn up over her...
I tried casual sex. It's okay, but it will not help heal your heart. I've even tried committing to another person, but it ended in disaster. I just couldn't do it.
Fill your time with trustworthy friends who don't mind you venting,...
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I'm thinking of buying a tarantula as a pet but I have a few questions.
Do they enjoy television or music and will they sit on the arm of a chair and watch with you and sit still?
Will they bond with a person?
If they bond with a person will they give them kisses or rub against them or come to you when you call them?
>>16656566
lol.
people keep tarantulas more so as "specimens", not as pets. they're cool to have and observe. they're very alien and strange and, in a way, keeps you feeling amazed about the world that insect life like that is going on silently all over the world.
tarantulas are completely mindless and will never bond, most aren't even supposed to be held. and most also have sharp urticating hairs that will cause your throat to close and suffocate if you kiss them.
they...
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>>16656566
From a guy who owned a Mexican Red Knee tarantula... this is a stupid post.
>>16656587
I didn't know about the kissing part. Source on that? You're wrong about the bonding part. They can bond to some extent. Not as much as a dog obviously. But they can.
There is this 7/10 girl in my class with a 9/10 ass. I'm crushing hard on this girl but I'm to beta to talk to her and I don't even know her name. How does /adv/ think I can approach her without looking awkward as fuck
>>16656495
>I'm crushing hard on this girl
You lost there. Move on.
>>16656495
>/adv/ please give me advice I will be too scared to follow.
>>16656495
Like in the other thread, I sincerely doubt she's a 7/10.
Is what I want to do illegal? Basically I'm a fan of a porno site called backroom casting couch that features local girls from Nevada and Arizona. Ametures who use an alias looking to get into the business or looking to do it as a one time thing for $$$. Basically I wanted to start a tmblr or WordPress or something that would expose the real names of the girls. Like people who know could come message me with the 411 and I post it. There is this one girl from the site im crushing on and hope to meet in real life. Is it a good idea?
Yeah it's a great idea
Camwhores love getting doxxed
>>16656476
It's not doxing if it doesnt include social security numbers
>>16656485
>people really believe this
shiggy
Hey /adv/, found this recently. Can someone tell me what this is?
A dead meme.
Pic from the bottom
Bumping for interest
Hey /adv/ I me this girl thought tinder and fucked her. Then we hang out a few days later and smoke but nothing comes of that. We had plans for Friday but the canceled them saying pic related. Do you think she's into me and I'm just freaking out or should I move on. I'm a highschool senior she's a junior. 18 so no underage b&.
Bamp
well she might be into you and legitimately have to cancel, but usually if I don't want to see someone again I'll give them some bullshit like "x happened so we can't do y that day sorry". but maybe she is into you if you fucked.
I don't understand, what is there to freak out about?
I'm addicted to
>4chan
>porn
I can't stand a day without either of the two. I'm either jerking off to porn or bronswing the chan. I know this is really bad for me. How can I gradually let go of this addiction.
>>16656299
By getting a real girl to stroke your dick
>Get rid of the internet.
>Take up a hobby to keep your hands busy.
>Go the gym or jogging to burn off your excess energy.
>>16656299
Her boob hip ratio is way off. Would not bang.
what is the possibility that im gonna get dumped by my boyfriend because im his first everything (both 20 years old) and he will want to fuck around and experiment some more before settling down?
>>16656240
100%
that makes me sad :(
Dump him before he dumps you. Take control of the situation. I found that when I was 18-23, I felt like I wanted the commitment and house and family. But when I hit 24, I had it all and realized I wasn't ready for it. I'm now 26 and in the process of giving up all the security and comfort because I am not in love with the guy I'm with and feel like a bird in a cage. I think women take a bit longer to feel the need to sew their wild oats than men, but I would definitely recommend you break up and see what else is out there. Don't be me.
