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Would an anesthetist be willing to date a freelance artist or are their differences in career and salary way too big?
Who's the man and who's the woman?
No. No anesthetist in the world would be willing to do that, regardless of their values and personality and regardless of how smart, funny, talented, kind, or beautiful the freelance artist might be. Literally zero anesthetists would ever do that.
>>16659104
This. That shit does matter.
Should I cut my hair? I've been growing it for four years and I haven't really cared about it. I've recently had thoughts about cutting it but I wouldn't know what to do with it if I did.
What does your girlfriend think? Does she like it?
>If you don't have a girlfriend then cut it.
>>16659092
Yes. You look like a sad metal fan stuck in a dead-end job at Best Buy. You could be much more attractive without it.
Use Google to find local hair donation sites in your area. Failing that, some national charities will accept mailed in hair if you follow the specific guidelines. Do some research on it. It's not that big of a deal.
cut it and start lifting. you look so awkward with the beard and girly arms.
im really afraid i could have exposed myself to herpes, by seeing an escort that gave me fellatio. I dont know how im ever going to have sex with my girlfriend again! its only been a few days, but just knowing that shes probably sucked a million dicks and knowing that you can spread herpes without having any symptoms its kinda depressing.
should i ask the escort to get tested?
Did you see a cold sore? Because if not don't worry about it.
>>16658989
you can pass herpes through saliva without having any sores in or around the mouth.
>>16658983
Don't sweat it, bud. Many escorts have sucked my dick, and ironically the first time I ever caught something was with my girlfriend.
How I remained clean as a whistle until that point..... I have no idea.
Just go to YOUR doctor and get tested. Don't worry about the escort.
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DISCLAIMER:
this is a long post
sorry for the green text
sorry if sounds like autistic
Not asking you to read this but thank you for anyone who reads just need somewhere to vent out
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>Be me 29. at the office while writing this.. not thingking straight anymore
>browse and see many them feels stories
>thought maybe if i share mine i will feel less (whatever it is im feeling)
>No spagheti No dinosaurs here
>this is what really is happening to me now
>bit of background
>6/10 maybe 7/10 guy me.
>Confidence 9/10...so add it up roughly 8/10 me
>never remembered that i was a beta since i started liking girls
>can easily talk to them..like breathing
>Girl one
>(not main story but i think somehow someway she had an effect on how or what i am now)
>call her 'cool'
>cool is my first 'real girlfriend' (serious girlfriend)
>Me and the gang where always hanging out and somehow Cool ended up hanging out with us which is a bit odd since she is a grade older than us
>cant recall it really so fckit
>tomboyish , short hair, petite, 'one of them boyz type'
>but she's a cheer dancer of the school, and boy she can move!
>she's also a womens varsity player of the school, and boy she can move! (but of course not as good as my crossovers!)
>She's my first fck.. it was the best!
>ofcourse i thought it was by that time since it was my first!
>Im also hers so its quite tight (even though my "energizer bunny" is not that big lol!)
>yes i named it that but not because its that small but it can go on and on and on!...or maybe its that small? hahah fck it enough bout me
>
>life is good, weekly f*ck at her place
>long story short thought she was the one
>i can trust this girl
>how dumb of me
>after 2 years she goes to college and me still on highschool
>one day thought about suprising her going to her place without telling her
>quietly sneaked at the backdoor
>slowly opened the door
>found her on top of a guy
>first thought was deymn she does have moves!
>F*CK IT! i stormed inside
>grabbed a baseball bat which is conveniently lying at the side of the backdoor i came in. raised it up my head and shouted on top of my lungs while briskly walking towards them!
>i kicked my girlfriend in the face immediately knocking her off
>i promise that i can sense the last thing she was thinking was 'what the hell hit my face?"
>she was out cold on the floor now
>then with all my strenght i gripped the bat and smashed that m*therf*ckin guys face maybe a couple of hundred times before i realized that there was a pool of blood covering the floor and half my vision is looking through a stream of blood.
>
>Then i came in to my senses
>like stepback from reality
>apparently it all just ran through my mind
>thats what i should have done!
>but i did not. instead i froze like a stone cold statue
>COld sweat running down my neck but i can feel my ear slowly warming up like its in an oven
>I literally dont know how to feel. I know im angry. I know i want to cry
>Im a pussy so i just channeled my anger down my fist and thrust it down to the marble floor while crying
>a loud thud stopped them from what they where doing
>they see me now
>they immidiately dressed up
>the guy dashed quickly out
>honestly this is the feeling that i would never even wish towards someone i hate. thats how bad it was
>thought i could trust you! i said. sh*t thought you were the one i said!
>sorry was all i can read from her mouth but that word did not register to my mind the way it was meant to mean.
>she somehow convinced me that she did wrong and somehow convince me that we should f*ck
>stupid that i was, i oblidged
>i was crying while doing it
>like a dirty whore is what im feeling. maybe even worse coz i continued the deed that was not finished by that guy coz i interupted
>i realy felt sh*t
> i remembered that guy! he was the one you introduced to me the other week as friend of your older sister who came by that time to borrow something!
>but I was too emotionaly and physicaly weak to even say a mumble
>
>it took me over a month to think thinks over and made up my mind to breakup
>I felt strong. I feel that i am invincible
>hey what else can hurt me after seeing what i saw and feel what i felt right?
>holding my head up high feels good man!
>she cries says shes sorry. (cue in Justin beieber's too late to say sorry song)(F*ck you justin shut the f*ckup)yes bitch its too late
>went separate ways
>she went on to have a boyfriend and eventually found a husband
>occational bootycalls with her. now im the 'other guy' of the relationship (still do it while her husband was away and her kid is watching but still too young to remember) coz i thought that time that she owes me that much and she agrees with it.
>bootycall gets less frequent as time passes
>then we went seperate ways
>not really coz we are on the same cirlce off friends
>still civilized and friendly towards her
>
>
>
>almost a year passed. i went out to date
>though im totaly over the hurt im still not ready for a serious relationship
>many girls come and go but will not include them in the story since they are not relevant
I have my girlfriend, I love her and she's great. So far we have a nice relationship most of the time without issues or problems
She went to a trip in holidays. Nothing happened, but since then there's like a voice, more like a feeling that there's something wrong happening, specially with my girlfriend when everything is fine and good.
I don't let that affecr my relationship with her, so i'm not asking her every 5 minutes or doing weird things. And she thinks everything is normal and good. But it's annoying and I want to fucking stop.
I want to stop overthinking, stop worrying more than I should, stop tryng to find "something hidden" in the things she says. I want to enjoy my relationship, just like I used to before this weird feeling got in my head.
Even sometimes I feel exhausted at the end of the day, like fighting against myself inside my head.
Any tips?
Take a chill pill. There's no sense worrying over something that you can't confirm. You're only going to completely dismantle the relationship with your own hands if you continue with that mentality. Worry about it when it's out there in the open, and plain to see. Worry less about yourself, and worry more about making her feel comfortable and secure or something.
That's the best I can say with limited understanding of the situation.
>>16658899
I've seriously felt this exact way before. it's like there are bits and pieces scattered around that all don't directly warrant suspicion, but when you look at all of them together suddenly you get paranoid about uncovering a scheme against you that you have no reason to believe exists.
this is admittedly a security issue, one I struggle with myself. it has actually led to me uncovering things hidden from me, but in hindsight they weren't even that bad. I really should have been more thankful with what I had.
I say as long as it's working out with no problems, accept that it's good and stop worrying. I mean the goal with dating is to find a great person to be great with, so stop feeling like shit when everything is great.
anyway that's what I tell myself! haha best of luck OP.
>>16658899
Expect the unexpected dude, dont let it bite you in the ass and not be ready for it.
Okay advice board i can use some advice but will only be on here for 45 minutes.
So i kind of like a girl lets just call her D.
And i need some advice on how to talk to her without drooping the asshole persona.(being a nice guy never worked for me and ended in heartbreak so i must be a asshole no way around it)
I just need some tips on how to better approach her while she is talking to her friends.
Final thing i am convinced she likes me due to making sexual comments about me. and she once called me a asshole (in the pua community it means you struck gold she likes you) so without dumping all the info i have learned and suffering a heartbreak i need advice on how to be more confident.
>>16658773
>being a nice guy never worked for me and ended in heartbreak so i must be a asshole no way around it
this is an 18+ site, OP. You can't be here.
>>16658789
When i was a teen i tried that nice guy shit and have changed.
Drink a cold one with me /adv/
>GF of 2.5 years is moving away
>We both agree we won't do long distance
>Hang out and stuff for our last 3 months together
>She starts dialing back, refusing kissing, holding hands, etc...
>Frustrated me to no end, wanted to just stop
>start ignoring her because who needs that shit
>she starts getting sad and depressed
>I realize what I needed to do....
>Be there for her and let her move on from me at her own pace
>Continue to hang out as I watch our relationship go from warm to her giving me the cold shoulder
>Spend our last hour tonight at her place
>There wasn't any warmness in her smile
>She was on her phone with people wishing her goodbye on Facebook and stuff
>Had our last hug today
>I visit folks tomorrow, she leaves Sunday, so that's that....
Did I do right /adv/?
>>16658765
You did right son. Life will move on.
Cheers.
>>16658765
Yup.
Ya did good, anon. Ya did good.
Hey /adv/,
The last three girls I tried to date have all been hung up on the guys who have taken their virginity (one was like 27 and she had lost it to a guy at 23, the other 20 and losing it at 15, and the third 24 and losing it at 20). They all talked about how they didn't regret it and would go back to them if they could. This has made me incredibly paranoid of dating non-virgin women-it sucks to know I will always be second place to the guy who had sex with her first. This makes me even more nervous because I myself am a virgin and I feel like I'm just going to be compared and found wanting. It's really killing my self-confidence. Am I right to be worried or am I just dumb?
>>16658731
I should clarify, second place in her heart.
The fuck? No! Normal girls move on. I wouldn't want to get back with my
first. That would be completely stupid since i have grown up since then
>>16658731
Yes, you can compete with them, you have no reason to be worried. I loved the guy I lost my virginity to, but I wouldn't ever consider getting back with him, and I never think about him. If they were hung up on other guys they probably weren't ready to start dating. It's not a that big of a deal.
Hey everyone. So, I have a bit of a conundrum:
I got super drunk on new years at a buddy's party, and met a girl. We ended up having sex that night, and it turns out I took her virginity. Next day we start talking and it turns out we have a good bit in common, and we hang out a couple more times afterwards in the following days and see we do actually have good chemistry. We also have sex a couple times during that time as well.
Only issue is, I'm not really physically attracted to her all that much: she's a bit on the heavy side and I'm not into that myself. She has a really cool personality and character though, and she definitely has got some feels for me...and I do as well, but maybe not the same kind of feels.
Should I just stop being so vain, or what? Or is this just a buddy situation I'm over thinking?
Help me guys. I really don't want to hurt anybody, especially her.
Was her name Felicia by any chance?
The trick to heavy girls is to fuck them in the mouth. They are orally fixated and by constantly jamming your dick in their mouths you can help them stick to a diet.
>>16658732
Nope.
Is it possible/not improbable) for a woman to fail to meet the right one in her 20s, yet she manages to find the right one in her 30s, 40s and even 50s?
>>16658684
Totally depends on her willingness to actively find "The One."
believing in bullshit Hallmark (TM) concepts like "the right one" pretty much guarantees you'll never be happy with a real person. has fuck all to do with your age.
>>16658717
Well not really a right one but more like a guy you are very compatiable with. Sorry English is not my first language.
How do you talk to a therapist about something really embarassing, shameful and humiliating ? It is soo much so that it prevents you from telling them about it .
They are therapists. You can savely assume that you can't shock them. If you can, whoa!
>>16658687
But its extremely embarassing I don't think they would respect after I tell them ...
Tell us.
So in my state like many others there's regulations to how many and what type of animals you can hunt. Ever since I was little whenever O was stressed I liked killing animals , and hunting is more socially acceptable soo I picked it up. I've been doing I ALLOT recently and words gotten around state park officials and state troopers are legitimately looking for someone . There's no really way they can link it to me right?
You have a mental problem, get help.
just go back to killing cats and hamsters and shit for a few months until the law loses interest. then back to work.
>>16658590
It's not really a problem unless someone decides to try to arrest me for it.
is it normal if my girlfriend likes to bite and scratch aggressively during sex? she actually left a bunch of marks and a few scratches on my back.. i mean don't get me wrong it was awesome and i get horny just remembering her doing it but is that kind of thing normal? She seems like such a quiet, meek girl until you get her into the bedroom...
do girls like this have issues? please just tell me no because the sex in this relationship is too good...
kill yourself
>but is that kind of thing normal
why the fuck does that matter?
anyway, you already got good advice here>>16658584
Nah. I do that too.
Mainly because i get caught up in the pleasure, but also because it makes my bf go diamonds instantly.
You see, we don't have a dick that get's hard to show you we are having a good time. So we moan, we squirm and we nibble. Sometimes we scream, scratch and bite. No issues at all
My First Woman And Gave Her (Tiny Asian) My Virginity (9 Inches Only Put In 1.5 - 3).
My Girth Is Large And I Don't Wanna Hurt Her.
Today She Crossed The Line And Was Soo Horny And Wanted To Cum She Tried To Hide The Pain And Kept Egging Me On Pretending To Enjoy It; I Put It In Half Way But I Knew Something Was Wrong From The Start Because I Love Her And Can Tell When She's Lying (Faking).
I Can't Stay Hard When I Think She's Not Happy So While It Was Half Soft I Squeeze The Base And Pushed Moor. She Was Soo Wet It Almost Fit. But I Stopped Because Despite Biting The Ear To Distract Her From Any Pain And Going Slow I Pulled Out And Kissed It And As I Was Licking I Noticed ( Tasted) I Tore Her A Little Like A Split Bottom Lip. It's A Small Rip But I Felt Like Shit For Causing It.
She Wants To Please Me But I Don't Require That, I'm Happy Being With Her.
TL:DR How do i make her cum? she won't relax and i tried eating and fingering Porn Instruction videos.
Please don't capitalize the first letter of every word...at first I thought you didn't know better but the last sentence shows that's obviously not the case.
>>16658533
Why You Type In Capital Letters Are You Six Year Old
Ok anon. That's a tough one.
But first, wtf is wrong with your writing?
It is crucial that she is relaxed and aroused! This will elongate the vagine. Then, choose positions that don't allow for deep penetration. Then, use lots of lube. Even when she's wet. Especially when you first penetrate her. There shouldn't be any dry areas left on your dick or you might tear her.
Then, make her grab the base of yiur dick with her hands. This acts as a cushioning area and still allows you do thrusht hard and go balls deep. She can also quickly stop you if you hurt her.
Good luck anon! Don't forget to relax and enjoy
I have a friend who took out a cash loan from my dad for $750 for a shitty used car.
My dad's pretty well-to-do and can be too nice sometimes, so he's not doing anything about it that my friend gave him $50, and not a penny since (this was months ago)
>This friend has no plates on the car, no insurance, and no drivers license.
Yet lately he's been driving it on public main roads anyway, and last night he told me he was going 100 in a 55.
>What kind of legal consequences is he setting himself up for?
Big fines, possibly a night in jail.
Now, did your dad report the car as stolen? Because it isn't stolen.
>>16658527
No he hasn't, but the fact that this guy hasn't paid on the car seems like it should give the situation another layer of illegality.
