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Who's the man and who's the woman?

No. No anesthetist in the world would be willing to do that, regardless of their values and personality and regardless of how smart, funny, talented, kind, or beautiful the freelance artist might be. Literally zero anesthetists would ever do that.

>>16659104
This. That shit does matter.

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What does your girlfriend think? Does she like it?

>If you don't have a girlfriend then cut it.

>>16659092
Yes. You look like a sad metal fan stuck in a dead-end job at Best Buy. You could be much more attractive without it.

Use Google to find local hair donation sites in your area. Failing that, some national charities will accept mailed in hair if you follow the specific guidelines. Do some research on it. It's not that big of a deal.

cut it and start lifting. you look so awkward with the beard and girly arms.

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Did you see a cold sore? Because if not don't worry about it.

>>16658989
you can pass herpes through saliva without having any sores in or around the mouth.

>>16658983
Don't sweat it, bud. Many escorts have sucked my dick, and ironically the first time I ever caught something was with my girlfriend.

How I remained clean as a whistle until that point..... I have no idea.

Just go to YOUR doctor and get tested. Don't worry about the escort.

>Be me 29. at the office while writing this.. not thingking straight anymore
>browse and see many them feels stories
>thought maybe if i share mine i will feel less (whatever it is im feeling)
>No spagheti No dinosaurs here
>this is what really is happening to me now


>bit of background
>6/10 maybe 7/10 guy me.
>Confidence...
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>F*CK IT! i stormed inside
>grabbed a baseball bat which is conveniently lying at the side of the backdoor i came in. raised it up my head and shouted on top of my lungs while briskly walking towards them!
>i kicked my girlfriend in the face immediately knocking her off
>i promise that i can sense the last thing she was thinking was 'what the hell hit my face?"
>she was out cold on the floor now
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> i remembered that guy! he was the one you introduced to me the other week as friend of your older sister who came by that time to borrow something!
>but I was too emotionaly and physicaly weak to even say a mumble
>
>it took me over a month to think thinks over and made up my mind to breakup
>I felt strong. I feel that i am invincible
>hey what else can hurt me after seeing what i saw and...
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Take a chill pill. There's no sense worrying over something that you can't confirm. You're only going to completely dismantle the relationship with your own hands if you continue with that mentality. Worry about it when it's out there in the open, and plain to see. Worry less about yourself, and worry more about making her feel comfortable and secure or something.

That's the best I can say with limited understanding of the situation.

>>16658899
I've seriously felt this exact way before. it's like there are bits and pieces scattered around that all don't directly warrant suspicion, but when you look at all of them together suddenly you get paranoid about uncovering a scheme against you that you have no reason to believe exists.

this is admittedly a security issue, one I struggle with myself. it has actually led to me uncovering things hidden from me, but in hindsight they weren't even that bad. I really should have been more thankful...
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>>16658899
Expect the unexpected dude, dont let it bite you in the ass and not be ready for it.

Final thing i am convinced she likes me due to making sexual comments about me. and she once called me a asshole (in the pua community it means you struck gold she likes you) so without dumping all the info i have learned and suffering a heartbreak i need advice on how to be more confident.

>>16658773
>being a nice guy never worked for me and ended in heartbreak so i must be a asshole no way around it
this is an 18+ site, OP. You can't be here.

>>16658789
When i was a teen i tried that nice guy shit and have changed.

>>16658765
You did right son. Life will move on.

Cheers.

>>16658765
Yup.

Ya did good, anon. Ya did good.

>>16658731


I should clarify, second place in her heart.

The fuck? No! Normal girls move on. I wouldn't want to get back with my
first. That would be completely stupid since i have grown up since then

>>16658731
Yes, you can compete with them, you have no reason to be worried. I loved the guy I lost my virginity to, but I wouldn't ever consider getting back with him, and I never think about him. If they were hung up on other guys they probably weren't ready to start dating. It's not a that big of a deal.

Was her name Felicia by any chance?

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The trick to heavy girls is to fuck them in the mouth. They are orally fixated and by constantly jamming your dick in their mouths you can help them stick to a diet.

>>16658732
Nope.

>>16658684
Totally depends on her willingness to actively find "The One."

believing in bullshit Hallmark (TM) concepts like "the right one" pretty much guarantees you'll never be happy with a real person. has fuck all to do with your age.

>>16658717
Well not really a right one but more like a guy you are very compatiable with. Sorry English is not my first language.

They are therapists. You can savely assume that you can't shock them. If you can, whoa!

>>16658687
But its extremely embarassing I don't think they would respect after I tell them ...

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Tell us.

You have a mental problem, get help.

just go back to killing cats and hamsters and shit for a few months until the law loses interest. then back to work.

>>16658590
It's not really a problem unless someone decides to try to arrest me for it.

kill yourself

>but is that kind of thing normal
why the fuck does that matter?

anyway, you already got good advice here>>16658584

Nah. I do that too.
Mainly because i get caught up in the pleasure, but also because it makes my bf go diamonds instantly.
You see, we don't have a dick that get's hard to show you we are having a good time. So we moan, we squirm and we nibble. Sometimes we scream, scratch and bite. No issues at all

Please don't capitalize the first letter of every word...at first I thought you didn't know better but the last sentence shows that's obviously not the case.

>>16658533
Why You Type In Capital Letters Are You Six Year Old

Ok anon. That's a tough one.
But first, wtf is wrong with your writing?
It is crucial that she is relaxed and aroused! This will elongate the vagine. Then, choose positions that don't allow for deep penetration. Then, use lots of lube. Even when she's wet. Especially when you first penetrate her. There shouldn't be any dry areas left on your dick or you might tear her.
Then, make her grab the base of yiur dick with her hands. This acts as a cushioning area and still allows you do thrusht hard and go balls deep. She can also quickly stop you if...
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Big fines, possibly a night in jail.

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Now, did your dad report the car as stolen? Because it isn't stolen.

>>16658527
No he hasn't, but the fact that this guy hasn't paid on the car seems like it should give the situation another layer of illegality.