where's that image from?

also stop jacking off. it'll help you a lot if you just do it once or twice a week max.

Why the hell do people want a large load? I mean it's great for fetishes and getting pregnant, but most people just want some good lovin's and minimized pregnancy rates.

>>16661372
Honestly I'm not sure of the source, anon. I'm sorry. So once or twice a week, huh?

>>16661513
Pretty much solely for the purpose of how it looks and feels. I love the amount, being able to really paint a girl in it. Enough that she can feel how much is shooting into her and clinging to her pussy.

Not possible.

what i already do:
>clean eating
>exercise
>daily shower
>wet toilett-wipes
>use specially designed intimate wash that has the right ph
>use moisturizing cream after showering that's designed for the vaginal area
>keep pubes trimmed
>use a vaginal douche after sex or after my period to clean out any "stuff"...
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Shave it, clean it regularly. The outside with soap, the inside with water so the beneficial bacteria can do their job. Eat LOTS of fruits. Fruits make your secretions taste like fruit similar to cum.

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What is it about your name?

>>16662686
Its a pretty common last name in the city and sometimes people associate it with lower class.

>>16662703
Is it Nigger? It is, ain't it?

Continue as normal.

>>16662316
Order more before it comes to that.

sometimes I'd have my period happen in the middle of the set of pills. I just took the pills as directed. Sometimes I had a second period when I was "supposed" to and sometimes I didn't.

Just start the new pack even if you're on your period. Your period had it's chance....

What would you tell a woman in an abusive relationship to do?

>>16661476

Can you explain please?

If she doesn't kill herself she will just suck the soul out of some other dude. But let's be honest, women rarely kill themselves. At worst she will swallow 6 Tylenols and tell you she did it.

I dated a girl who played the suicide card, eventually called her bluff. She never killed herself, but she has dated several guys since and as far as I'm sware has cheated on several of them.

I love /adv/ beause of these fucking dumbass first world teen problems

>>16662428
Jesus christ anon, you say what you are doing and talk shit. Not this "just contemplating life" shit. If a chick sent that to you, what would you think? "Fuck this dude is interesting and deep" or "who the fuck messages someone that". If your answer isn't the latter god help you. Just talk about shit, what you have in common, events you have coming up, get her to babble about herself, most chicks love that shit. To your credit you were close, if you aren't actually doing anything...
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>>16662435
Eat my ass. What do you want me to ask? Want me to say, " a fucking African Warlord is after me , where should I hide?"

>>16662336
I'm so glad you are thinking like this. I cannot tell you how annoying it is when a guy figures out I am submissive and thinks I am just going to submit to him because of that. Gotta earn that shit, gotta be a dom to get the sub to come out of me. Pun intended

As far as that is concerned though, it depends on what kind of things she is into. What kind of sub

>Guys my current gf likes a man who leads the relationship and she likes to be submissive, how can i do that?

she is in a relationship with you already, probably because she likes you the way you are

if you try to fake something just to please her, then I think you two are going in a wrong direction

if she specifically want a guy who is good at being dominant, she shouldn't even have started a relationship with you

>>16662341

thank you 2 years of my life were a lie, playing victim. I totally agree no woman is just suppose to submit you, a lot of the guys who wish they had submissive gfs, the gf got way bigger balls than they do(figuratively ofcourse lol)

Not sure what kind of sub she is yet, what kinds are there.

Just pretend that you see female individuals as if they were actual humans.

>Actual humans
Won't help. I'm autistic and generally have trouble interacting with everyone.

>>16662130

Every girl you talk to is actually a pre-op trans man. She has a dick.

> Just introduce yourself
> Ask her name
> Ask her if she lives around here or some other inane basic question
> Listen for things that you might know a little about and think of questions to ask about it.
> When in doubt, ask a question and feign intense interest when possible.
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Holy fuck that's some weak shit, OP.

>>16661133
So... We could say that we're looking at a picture of your ass?

Anyway, it shouldn't be too noticeable after it heals.

I'm assuming you're female. A slight scar on the ass is something most guys will never notice. We just don't look for that sort of thing

Im in a similar boat as you. I want to live for myself and not think about anyone else. I want to be at the extreme, because those are the people who seems to most happy. I want to impose myself on others and force them to listen to me. I'm done admitting I'm wrong all the time and letting other people mentally rape me.

>>16660482
>done admitting I'm wrong all the time and letting other people mentally rape me.

Op here
This the most.

>>16660464
What you're asking for is how to be narcissistic. Narcissism is a negative personality trait that is more of a natural thing. I don't think you can just make yourself narcissistic.

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Go to an Alateen / Al-Anon meeting. It's a support group for relatives of alcoholics.

>>16662227
Never heard about this before. Thanks for telling me.

>>16662212
I hated my father until I stopped feeling anything for him at all.

I had more reaction when I ran out of cereal than when someone told me he died.

I don't regret it at all. I still think he's a total scumbag.

Don't worry too much about it anon. Whatever you do is probably fine. Though it might be more difficult if you have pleasant memories of him as well.

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tldr:
>not asian
>learning ancient chinese instrument, growing interest in traditional chinese music
>don't talk about it much, but when people find out they think its weird
>start to feel guilty of trespassing in another culture
>don't know what to do

help

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Think about it from another perspective:

Most Asian families try to encourage their kids to learn Western Instruments: typically piano or violin.

If you think about it, that's pretty weird too. They've got a rich musical history to draw upon but they're using Western Instruments as a sort of status symbol for wealth and education.

This may sound a bit heavy-handed, but the world NEEDS people like you who are somewhat obsessed with obscure facets of history and culture.

Without people like you being deeply involved, these fragments...
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>>16661854
w2c that jacket?

>>16661412
He turns over porn before he's done to a movie, and puts dick away. It's a horror movie, which I loved at that age. Yay, something familiar that I like! It was the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which I'd not seen before but heard of. Anyways, Right at the end of the film, where Leatherface is swinging his chainsaw around and chasing the survivor, my friend pulls his dick out and starts jacking it again. Bear in mind I don't even know what an erection is at this point in life. Feel SO fucking...
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wew lad

Have you gone to a therapist about this? Like, somebody who is legit certified, not your friend who thinks they're a therapist.

>>16661532
No money for a therapist. Have to spend 6 days a week working to pay rent n shit. Upside I guess is no time for relationships anyways.

>>16661192
>When should I end the relationship?
Now.
If you're honestly looking for a wife. Then end it now; you need to be available to meet a person to marry that wants kids.

If you are still a few years off from getting married, then you can still stay with her as long as you're enjoying the relationship.

Protip: Most women in their young 20's say they don't want kids. Then at about 29 they're walking down a street, get hit by a mental lighting bolt,...
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>>16661428
>Protip: Most women in their young 20's say they don't want kids. Then at about 29 they're walking down a street, get hit by a mental lighting bolt, and all they can think about is how much they want a baby RIGHT NOW!

FUCKING THIS. I've seen it happen twice. (not the lightning bolt, but the sudden change of opinion)

I think they must miss a period or something and it scares them.

How old is she? She might change her mind, I did. But I wouldn't count on it.

She's right. You're needy and clingy. Why are you monitoring her activity so closely? If she's said bye, she doesn't want to talk anymore.

Yes.

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jfc op stop being such a fucking sperg