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I feel like shit.
My gf was hanging around her whore friends and I got dragged along because I wasnt drinking. They started playing some shitty game where you talk about secrets with each other.
I guess they thought they were asking relatively innocent questions but they asked my gf whats the largest guy shes been with. I was right fucking there. they may have been drunk but holy shit.
Anyways she says her ex was around 8 inches and she couldnt fit her hand around the base. Then she validates it by saying she once compared it to a water bottle. The ozarka bottle. The...
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Break up with her. Or swallow your pride and stay with her. Your choice.
How long have you been with her? Past isn't something you can avoid. If it's only been like, 3 weeks, then fuck it, move on.
You can judge a person by their friends.
How old are you?
You can't change it and she still is with you and having sex with you despite it so what's the big deal?
My degrees are useless and I can't get any jobs in my field I've studied for since it suddenly oversaturated
I want to just cry
What field?
>>16674697
History
>>16674747
Maybe this was something to think about before getting your degree?
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Get on with it.
the jews
>>16670666
Coming from pure German stock, I applaud your 666s, and dedicate the use of my ovens to solve the Jewish problem.
I'm a 27 year old sleeping with a body pillow every night dreaming of big spooning a guy that doesn't even talk to me. On my mind we have private conversation about how much I like the shape of his eyes but in reality I'm just stupid.
How do I politely cut everyone out of my life? It's not because I don't like them, it's because I know for certain I'm going to end up ruining my own life, and I want to avoid dragging everyone down with me. My family will be easy, because I can just move out and avoid them except for phone calls and whatnot. My friends and girlfriend are another story. How do I let my friends know? And how do I break up with my girlfriend in a way that doesn't seem like I don't love her or want her? How do I put it that I'm just a black hole and need to distance...
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How about you don't do any of those things, and just get a life coach or therapist instead?
>>16669625
Because there's really nothing to fix, this is just who I am. I am flawed, fundamentally. Not in a normal "nobody's perfect" way, but I truly believe I'm a danger to myself and others.
People like OP make me wonder if there are people in this world who are genuinely altruistic. My initial reaction is to think that they're dramatic attention whores, but sometimes they come off as really sincere, but I think those people are the ones who just want to play the role of martyr really badly.
I mean it's such an odd question to ask sincerely. "How do I politely cut people out of my life". Like surely if you've spent any time at all considering this question yourself you'd know that there really isn't a polite way to do this.
It is as it sounds. I may be pregnant from a 1 night stand. I havent taken any tests yet but I have a sinking feeling I am.
I had a 1 night stand and the guy who came inside me wont return my texts. In the case that I am actually pregnant I am seriously divided as to whether or not to abort to baby as I have no real desire to have a relationship with the father and the father obviously has no desire to relationship with me....it being a 1 night stand and all...
My question is....if I am indeed pregnant should I abort it?
Second question is... if I'm...
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How long ago was this?
You can always try plan B if it's under 72 hrs I believe
>>16668873
I know full well about plan B and it's been more than 72 hours because I had sex when I should not be fertile at all....
I just have a sinking feeling....
If nothing else I'll take a test within the next week to find out for sure...
However, even though I'm pro-choice as fuck... I don't think I myself could go through with an abortion....
>putting the fate of your spawn in the hands of the advice board on the butthole of the internet
Yeah nah you should get an abortion.
Love,
a mum
ITT: Letter to someone.
Thank you guys, for helping to open my eyes the other night. It was mentally painful and I literally almost cried, but it needed to happen and I know what I must do now. Can only go up from here. I'm surprised it took me this long to realize it, but better late than never.
Hopefully this doesn't ruin everything. If it does, I'll miss you guys. Godspeed.
I can't sleep.
J,
Fuck you for using me. I can't help but waste my life away ruminating on every worthless memory of you. Oh well, in time I will have forgotten about you while you continue to be a mess.
Hey friend-o, keep your head up and remember to keep moving forward. You can do eet, you'll get through it. Best of luck, I'm here for you.
So, I saw my boyfriend calling another girl cute with mild flirting. I'm having a hard time forgiving him, he says he's sorry but doesn't think it's wrong for him to "acknowledge a girl is attractive" while in a relationship and gave no indication that he wouldn't do it again. he's really great otherwise, but knowing he's saying who knows what to other girls is killing me and making it hard for me to open up to him like I did before. I don't know what to do /adv/
Do you think he would cheat on you? II mean it was a pretty dick move to flirt but guys are going to think other females are attractive.
In actuallity your jealousy is making it harder for him to open up to you because you don't trust him to not persue girls he flirts with.
He doesn't have to be only attracted to you either as you will also grow and change as a person.
>>16674119
>II mean it was a pretty dick move to flirt but guys are going to think other females are attractive.
this doesn't mean he can't exhibit self control or decency
op ya gotta figure out how big of a deal it is to you. His apology sounds more like "I'm sorry you're upset" than "I'm sorry .I. did something to upset you", which means he isn't really sorry and probably won't change
talk to him again maybe, tell him it made you incredibly uncomfortable. If he chooses to deflect on it again ask yourself how much you want to be with someone who is going to constantly flirt in front of you, knowing it makes you uncomfortable
How do I eat pussy like a champ /adv/?
with a knife and fork.
There are countless guides online for this. Just Google it.
Champ here. Mix it up, lick vertical, lick horizontal. Tongue in deep, tongue on surface. Swallow pussy juice. Lick clit. When she puts her thighs over your ears and or arches her back, you're doing it right.
Power through jaw ache, it'll get sore before she's done. Just man up and accept it.
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I posted a while back about my coworker. I asked her to dinner last week and she accepted. We ended up going out to a place downtown, had a few drinks and food, I paid. When we parted we hugged. The date was last Thursday.
I'd like to go out again, but don't know how long to wait or what may be a good idea for a second date (I want to indicate that I'm interested in her romantically, but not be too strong). Females help?
>>16670683
Maybe another dinner at a different place? Take her on a walk around downtown or a park? Take her to a museum?
I think a week from your first date is a reasonable distance.
Would you date me? Any tips for improvement?
My fiance thinks I cheated on him
My freshmen year of college I liked this boy, C. we slept together once, but then I was in a 2 year relationship (that was off and on, but every time we were off this guy was in a relationship so nothing ever came of it). We had stayed 'friends' while I was in my relationship (which I acknowledge wasn't appropriate) and then after it was over he tried to hook up with me several times. Over the years I had lost my attraction for him, and one time he even came to my dorm room to help me study (I was naive and genuinely thought...
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>This sounds innocent enough, since we'd be meeting in public, so I agree.
don't even bother finishing
you fucked up you dumb whore
>>16670408
Because we're both busy, we never end up re-scheduling. I finally get in touch with one of my old girl friends, plus my fiance visits me every weekend, and I'm super busy with school, so I'm not that lonely anymore.
Fast forward to after the semester has ended. I get a text from C late at night that says "damn anon". I text "?" the next morning and he replies "sorry, I was drunk, it was stupid" to which I reply "my tits?" and he says "yeah".
Me...
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>>16670450
He started thinking all these crazy things, like that right after he took me on an expensive vacation, I slept with this guy in the car he gave me. The logic behind this is that he remembers there being a weird stain that looked like cum on the dashboard. I remember that too, and remember not knowing where the stain came from. It was probably just me being messy and spilling food because I had never owned my own car and wasn't in the habit of taking care of things yet. I told him I recalled it being ice cream...
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How do I get rid of my wife without it costing me an arm and leg?
I cant take it anymore, Just today alone she hasnt gotten up once like literally not even once. I went to go get a piece of chocolate from one of those giant Hershey bars which was meant to last a week or more and she grabs the whole bar with her fat sausage fingers and just eats the whole thing while laying down. I tell her not to get chocolate on the floor because if it melts into the carpet I have to clean it so instead of sitting up she just lets it get all over and just lays in her own mess. when...
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You have no one to blame but yourself for this. You married her, and you tolerated these habits of hers
*letter from a formerly fat boy manlet jealous that some woman he liked married a man who takes care of her*
>>16669730
I just want out. I dont even care whos to blame at this point I just want out with minimal loss thats all i care about at this point.
Well I just got into a bit of a heated fight with my girlfriend.
So long story short, I was with another girl, my now Ex-girlfriend for about four years before we broke up. She never really got over it, but I was able to move on and started seeing my current girlfriend about three months after the breakup. So far things have been great, she's nothing like my previous Ex, and we really are happy together.
My Ex is apparently not having it. I cut off all contact with her and she is mad because I was able to move on and she hasn't been. So she knows she...
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murder them both
There's not much you can do. Appealing to your girlfriend's feelings using reason isn't much use, because feelings are inherently irrational. If I were you, I'd prepare for the inevitable breakup. It sucks, but that's how it is
>>16669633
The most obvious thing to do is subtly force her into a threesome. She was clearly getting off to the clips.
how to be a good girlfriend?
suck every day
Honor your commitments and fulfill his needs.
>>16669405
what commitments?
you mean not talk to other men?
How do I stop hating men and viewing them exclusively as dangerous, predatory creatures?
Get off tumblr.
>>16667597
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What made you come to the conclusion that they are exclusively like that?
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Dear fems, once your friends with a guy whos hot/handsome/cute does he do into the friendzone? or is the friend-zone only for guys your not attracted to?
Question to both
What could someone of the opposite sex do to cause you to go from viewing them as a friend to viewing them romantically?
>>16666434
If I don't feel I'm compatible with him on a personal level, yes. Dating is not just about physical attraction, I feel like you should know that, and I don't just sleep with friends.
