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This Bitch pretending like she loves me, but i know im just like a trophy to her, so if i fuck her next week she won't care bout me anymore so how do i keep her her like a month or so.
Pic related (she looks exactly like this)
>so how do i keep her her like a month or so
... why?
>>16663300
Why would you want to get with a slag like that anyway?
>>16663331
because i need something to play, and what is better to play a bitch like this
How many Ativan do I need to take to kill myself?
I'm a PhD student and everyone in my department thinks I'm a piece of shit because of my mental issues. Thete ate no accomodations for mental health issues; ive even heard some profs say PTSD isnt real. All the other phd students mock me and I feel like an enormous burden on the department because of my agoraphobia and panic attacks.
I have a large amount of ativan. I want to take enough to kill myself but not vomit up. I can also combine it with liquor or cough medicine.
yeah, that will show them
Don't do it. There is still a lot more left you could do. What's the sense in ending it? There's some good movies coming out later this year.
>>16662968
There are*
Fuck mobile.
Tell me about your crush(es) anons. I love to hear about them, it's cute.
>>16655484
I've been out with her twice. She's a dancer, and one of the most beautiful girls to ever give me some attention. It really hurts me when I see her at school with other guys, getting close to them when she talks and touches their legs. She did that to me when we went out, and I thought it meant something. Now I realize it didn't. I'm also always awkward as fuck around her, and can't keep a conversation going in texting. It's better in person, but there are a few awkward silences. I wish...
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I fucking hate the girl I'm crushing over, I hate her fucking face, her god damn sense of humor, and her fucking stupid smile. She cancelled our first date a few days before Christmas and neither of us have tried to reschedule, but I feel like this bitch is testing me, and I hate it. She flirts with other guys at work when I'm around, and I feel like she really wants my attention, but I'm not giving it to her because last time I went through something similar the girl got all the attention she wanted from me and I didn't get shit in return. I don't want...
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>>16655534
I don't understand. You hate her and have a crush on her?
Hi /adv/
Last year I was "force" to have sex (while sleeping) I went to the police 9 months after (my uni told me to do so) I put a complaint, and now (around 7 months later) are calling witnesses and telling that they don't believe me, the uni doesnt' believe me either (it happened in a uni residence)
What should I do? I'm really tired, can I cancel the complaint so they don't keep going?
Tell us exactly what happened.
>9 months later
And you don't think this is a problem?
>>16680960
I was knew to the country and I didn't want to get into trouble, plus I have anxiety and it's really difficult to me to talk to people, don't say talk about every detail of that with a police I don't know.
I know that that's the reason why they don't believe (even when you can wait up to 9 years), I actually went because he started to make my life impossible and the uni stuff told me I should go to the police
Where do you find men you can trust?
How much?
>>16680306
Enough to pass out in your clothes and with your wallet at hand right next to them and expect to wake up that way.
>>16680304
Please stop making these threads. If you were interested in doing something about your situation you'd go out and do it, stop wasting people's time.
Well, /adv/, I'm just gonna get straight to the story
I'm a senior in HS and I've been dating this girl since the end of sophomore year. She is basically perfect; long golden blond hair, vivid bright blue eyes, 5'3, long legs. Her smile is so perfect, seeing it makes me smile. She acts so cute, especially around me, and it drives me nuts. We do everything together, she taught me to love whatever I was doing, regardless of what it was. I actually got excited for math class at 7:00 AM because I sat next to her. We even go on family vacations together,...
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>>16679054
Move on. In two years, you'll never think of her again. You'll literally meet like 5000 new girls in the next five years.
They are all sluts, manipulative, clingy, and crazy. Get used to it.
Source: 30 year old anon
>>16679054
Fucking dump that bitch lad, she is a whore and if you continue to be with her and forgive her this easily she knows that she has a free pass to fuck other guys
Stop shaming the poor girl for having sex would probably be a good start. She obviously feels like shit about it and you thinking her virginity is so fucking special isn't helping.
You just break up with her and move on. These are things that happen in the real world. You either end it now and it sucks, or you end it later and feel like a gigantic beta for putting up with it for so long.
I'm an alcoholic and black out at least a couple of times a week. I've never once woken up in a random bed while I was in a relationship. Even drunk me has some moral...
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Literally every time I see my little sister she makes a comment about how her boobs/butt are bigger than mine. We're talking like 1-2 comments PER DAY.
Her comments piss me off because 1) I am jealous and 2) she mentions it so often that it's like she's trying to compensate for some other area of insecurity.
How can I shut her up? She literally talks about it to her friends. I'll like meet a friend of hers and the first thing out of their mouth is "oh yeah, her boobs ARE smaller!"
It's not even like I have abnormally small...
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Take your breast-envy fetish roleplay elsewhere
>>16678926
This is literally happening to me
What shoul I say to her next time she says "haha my boobs are bigger"?? Is there anything I can say that will shut her up without seeming really bitter
>>16678941
>I have a D cup!
I refuse to believe you're a girl. Any girl would know that's not how bra sizes work, especially if she's taken the trouble to make a whole post about breast size.
What could Elliot Rodger have done to improve his situation and not end up like he did?
Kill himself.
>>16678399
Not even op but did you read?
Taken responsibility for himself, even the smallest thing in his life was someone elses fault.
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How do you casually touch a girl you're into?
>>16678144
Casually.
>>16678202
How do you know a girl is shy?
Don't worry she'll tell you.
But really though mfw this bitch unironically said she was shy, then admitted to loving clubbing and having "a lot" of male friends.
How the fuck do females rationalize this much?
>>16677723
why care
guy here. im shy, love clubbing and all my friends are girls mostly.
come at me autismo
Shy grill here. I love clubbing without the sex and drugs and for the music and I have no male friends. Shy doesn't mean you're socially retarded or super anxious all the time. I'm completely fine unless I have to speak with strangers or publicly.
long story short...
>At the gym. Married couple there, wife 10/10 in my book amazing body/face.
>know them for a while, just at gym
>husband constantly teases, publically makes un of wife. "you're valley girl voice."
>I jump in, joking "You want her to sound like a ghetto black girl do my best ghetto black girl voice "ummm hummm Dass Right!"
>both laugh
>next...
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>>16677143
As a single person I'd fuck any woman who isn't in a relationship with any of my friends.
OK I'm not reading your story
But yes you should fuck another man's wife. If you want, tell him about it.
You aren't ruining the relationship, she is. And if she's fucking outside of her marriage, there's probably a part of it that's already lost.
Giddy up, cowboy. Have fun balls deep
I don't think you should be fucking her because even if she'd ultimately fuck another guy anyway (which she likely has been given how she's coming off), doesn't mean you should lower yourself to those standards just because you're not properly at fault.
I would actually say that you should tell the husband and be a bro.
I need $625 to pay for an abortion tomorrow but I won't have money until Friday. What do I do?
None of my family/friends either have the money or will support the decision.
>>16676730
Use protection/birth control next time.
Can't you get it on credit?
>>16676730
Get it Friday then. What is the difference?
![male-and-female-relationship-sign[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aXOI94S.jpg "male-and-female-relationship-sign[1].jpg")
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
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And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get...
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Are there any girls here that actually want to get married, have kids and be a stay at home mom?
>>16675724
Are you looking for an argument? Like 90% of women are destined to be stay-at-home moms. Or maybe get a part time job AND be shitty moms. You wouldn't believe how fucking hard it is to find a career-minded woman who likes sleeping more than children. Really, man?
>>16675731
Fuck you, I'm not that guy, nor am I looking to be in an arguement, but do you really know how hard it is to find a woman who wants to live a traditional gender role, nuclear family, american dream life with him?
So let's say you are really getting along swimmingly with a girl. The future looks great, your own relationship is swell. The topic of your converting from no religious belief to her Catholicism, for marriage, comes up.
She states you'd prevent her from being sacrificed, it would save her trouble, and her family would be more pleased if you would do so.
What would you do?
Fervent belief in some religious sect is a dealbreaker for me.
Yeah, why not?
it's not like you cannot counterweight her influence on your children... or are you a pussy?
Convert her to your religion or you're a cuck.
My wife has been less and less into sex. She has gone down on me 5 times in the last 6 months. This time period includes our honeymoon, and my birthday, veterans day (army vet) and Christmas.
She works full time so I understand sometimes but--recently she feels like she is doing enough to be like "we can have sex honey--can you finish in like 10 minutes? Its late and I need to sleep" Shit like this.
It takes away the enjoyment--I try to get her to enjoy it. But she doesn't like foreplay at all, she just wants me to stick it in and do my thing and...
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>>16675270
Don't talk to us about it, communicate with your wife dude.
This chick has no sex drive. I'll marry her!
You should talk to her about it. Who knows what could be going on... a lot of women (myself included) don't really care for sex. It's a chore, and I put on an act all the time (I don't fake orgasms though so it's been like 6 months going and he's aware he hasn't made me cum.)
She might be cheating. Is she "staying late" at work a lot? Hiding her phone?
Maybe she's depressed (thiskillsthelibido.jpg)
