You don't.

Without a search warrant they won't enter his home - especially thinking that some report you send online will get them to do so is just childish OP.

> inb4 "BUT SWATING HAPPENS ALL THE TIME"

>>16790893
"John Smith, wanted on a warrant from Illinois for grand larceny, lives at 123 Second Street in Smallville."

>>16790893
You can swat them, just don't get caught.

yeah i have that once every couple of times with my gf, even though i double check there is always this irrational shit creepin up my mind, but then her period comes and it's all gone. just wait it out OP

>>16790858
the feels ANON, every time i get rid of how irrational it is, it just creeps right back up. this is gonna be one hell of a wait but it looks like i dont have a choice...thx anon

>>16790844
Your concerns stem from you mindset that your genetics are shit and you don't want to pass them on.

First look for a hobby. (think sport or instrument, whatever suits you best), join clubs, go out, whatever you think you could fill the time with. also get off 4chan this place makes you rot.

>>16797826
kill ur self.

Don't do it. That's a massive dick move, and nobody cares unless they're trashy subhumans.

>>16797836
This. Don't sink that low for a couple hundred bucks

>>16790824

How likely are you to get another job should you quit? If you do quit, how much of an impact will the lack of reliable income have on your life?

>>16790824
> how likely are you going to find another job should you quit
I have no idea
>If you do quit, how much of an impact will the lack of reliable income have on your life?
it'll impact me hard, but I still live at home so there's kind of a safety net.

>>16790837

I'd say you should start looking for a new job while you're still employed and then bail at the first chance you get. If somebody does find out and make enough of a big deal to get you fired (unlikely), you'll still have a place to live, at least.

I'm assuming there's no chance for you to get moved to a diferent department\workplace at your current job.

>>16797790
what, 24 yr. olds getting exhausted after 1 round?
Bodies -> doesnt depend on age, but on how they care take of themselves.
Health issues at the age of 24 - 29 ... What?

What?
What?

Give me a break. You mean 24 year old men are already over the hill?

A 29 year old is
> "riddled with a bunch of health issues which honestly made me feel like i'm dating grandpas"

a 30 year can't even fucking be a grandfather

>>16797790

it depends on their own experience level. the younger they are, the more naive, the more they fall in love and take things seriously. others who have been broken a lot tend to be more fling worthy.

ultimately you cant guarantee anything, even if they are long haul, no relationsihp is really permanent.

if you meet a cute 18 year old hang out and see what happens. keep in mind they dont have stable lifestyles tho

>>16790803
It sounds like you're both degenerates who don't know what relationships are for.

You're supposed to be bound by marriage and child, not just wanting to have sex and feel lovey dovey.

>9gag

kill yourself

Cont.

At first i did not really care. I wasn't jealous for years and I trusted her. But this shit became to frequent and i started to feel paranoid. I was afraid of loosing her. Partiing was never really her thing. She went with her friends once in a while, but this was new.
I was gone for a weekend and I knew she was partiing again. When I came home I checked the photos from the location, where she was and i became furious. It's not that she was dancing on these with other man, but she was having fun behaving slutty with her friends. I destroyed all our...
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>>16790818
I understand your concern and me and her both want to have children, when the time has come. We live as we are married. Living together for seven years. We know both our families and always went for the full game. But you're right in the thing, that she seems to gotten more degenerate, which i hate to see.

>>16790794
Doesnt matter if you don't match with people at work about your and their hobbies.
Stick with the job, just find company that you can relate with, or this will drive you mad over time.

>>16790794
Try taking up a profession that gives you the fulfilment, camaraderie, and pleasant working environment you crave, such as carpentry.

>>16790792
There ARE other girls in the world, you know.You don't have to limit yourself to the ones who live in your house.

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Cont..... For the benefits. It gets a little awkward but she says she will think about it. Few months pass we start to get really close she starts to say I love u alot more When I see her or call her. Hugs me and kisses me alot longer and more. I throw her 18th bday at my house. We have alot of fun. She decides not to join military because of weed lol. I'm not mad. But now I actually want to be in a relationship with her. I started going over to there apartment alot just so I could see her. I'm pretty sure she figured it out, like everytime I leave to get food or some...
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>>16790797
My mom tells me the same shit but I can't because I haven't found any that give me the same feeling

You need to look at getting a decent job and finding a place NOW. Think about apprenticing in a skilled trade such as carpentry.

And sell the Xbox, there's no power sockets on the street anyway.

why are you in one of the most expensive places in the world and asking why you're homeless lol

>>16797690
Stupid ass, I was born here and I didn't ask why I was homeless you stupid fuck.

>>16790785
I just open multiple tabs. Pretty easy to do.

You fucked up, we all do it sometime or another man. You can't go back and change it but you can improve yourself and learn from the experience. Get a new hobby, start working out, start improving areas of yourself you usually don't want to admit exist.

She is not the only girl in the world and you will not always feel this way about her, you'll meet someone else. Just gotta work on you for now.

She isn't perfect, you're only projecting your ideas of perfection onto her. She still gets bitchy on her period, she sometimes has to take a massive log shit, she constantly complains, and she can't give a handie or a blowjob to save her life. Shit happens. Either try again or move on

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>>16797659

>>failed relationship after relationship

Didn't you just answer your own question?

In any case just ignore that shit. They are on to something, but in the end it is not about making the gf jealous. It's really about demonstrating to your partner that you have a life, goals, and ambitions beyond just the relationship.

You include your partner in your life so you can enrich each other - you don't make them the sole reason for your continued existence.

>>They act like it's the fucking truth of truths while they have failed relationship after failed relationship.
Kinda says all that matters doesnt it? You're in a long term relationship and married. They can't hold anything substantial, yet keep advocating shitty behavior.

I'd think more about the kinds of friends I make than anything if I were in your situation.

>>16797659
>You gotta let your girl know that you can pull at any moment
> pull

this hip hop slang, I swear. OP, are you a nigger?

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OP here. I would also like to know, how do I make threads that don't contain so little information that they're totally fucking impossible to reply to?

Don't try. Embrace the slings and arrows: their input is valuable. Nothing's better for finding weaknesses in your ideas than a cadre of naysayers. Once you know those weaknesses, you can set about addressing them, refining your ideas to a stronger point.

Naysayers are also good for telling "I told you so" after the fact.

You start by leaving the first ones in the dust.


My old friends from HS will talk down any idea I ever have.

They talked down me moving out on my own, cause its so expensive rahrahrah

They talked it down when I said my wife & I were going to have a baby

A lot of people don't want other people to succeed, it ruins their day.

They hear about your dreams & your success & all they think about is that they don't have what you got.

It makes them want to shit all over your good time.

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>>16790757
Tell them you wanna look like a faggot with two weeks unwashed bedhead

Get a real haircut, not one that makes you look like a metrosexual hipster

>>16790757
Bring the photo.

'I wanna look like ridge forrester from the bold and the beautiful'
'you don't have his volume'
'ok'