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Hey /adv/, I need to make some money in a month's time and was wondering if you could give me some advice. I'm job hunting like crazy but can't get a job, so I'm searching for other options to make a couple hundred bucks. I'm doing surveys on the side, sometimes some freelance jobs, and was just wondering if there's anything else I can do. Pic unrelated.
Sell some stuff that you don't need any more. Clothes maybe?
In a airport, where can I get a condom, halp
Look in your wallet!
>>16899747
IT'S NOT THERE
Drugstore or those machines in the toilett
What's the easiest way to kill yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xLgHSKcdO4
Do it with a belt.
Not by starting awful threads on /adv/.
Go to a college campus and tell them that Bernie is a communist.
I'm addicted to sugar.
I feel 'back into' the addiction a few weeks ago. I now live on a diet of cake and candy.
It has made me incredibly conscious of my weight (I'm still skinny, and I go to the gym) so I've started forcing myself to throw up to go into damage control.
What the fuck should I do
>>16899666
I'm in the same boat OP. I know this isn't good for my body, but I just don't have the willpower to make it stop.
Also,
>satanic trips
Throw out all of your candy, right now, while you have motivation.
Do you have anyone who can go to the grocery store with you to keep you on track?
Also, in general, people don't form addictive behaviors if they are happy with themselves and their lives. Improving your life in other places will reduce your need to go to sugar.
Stop working. Within a couple months you'll be homeless and unable to pay for your shitty diet.
How the hell do you deal with inconsiderate parents that make noise literally 24 hours a day. My dad has to eat fucking non stop and at 2 am I just hear him walking back and forth to the kitchen slamming the microwave door shut every 30 seconds. They spray their room with enough febreeze to kill an elephant and they leave their door open all the time so everything smells like cheap tropical breeze. My mom wakes up at 6 and slams her door 10 times and walks back and forth past me 10 times and I hear her randomly take 2 steps outside and make all the floors squeak then she just walks back inside and slams the door.
My dad then wakes up at 11 and he goes back to slamming microwave doors and stomping around. My dad has a weird ocd obsession with the fire stove like autistic levels and the second he wakes up every day he starts fucking with the stove and it's loud as fuck. They cook nasty ass food and smoke cigarettes around me all morning so it's all I can fucking smell.
If I try to go to bed early my dad fucks it up because he's inconsiderate as fuck and he stuffs his face all night and if I try sleeping in they both ruin it by being loud as fuck. I hate them. I hate them so fucking much
Get a job and move out, faggot
>>16899669
It's like 800 a month for a room and minimum wage pays you like 1100 a month so nope I need to kill them if I want to be happy
>>16899673
Because that's the reason why everyone else lives at home, right?
How do you deal with really stupid co-workers that you are friendly with?
I work with this older lady who is really sheltered an ignorant, but can be nice. For example I sent her a link to an article about those strange night time noises in Oregon and the headline said something like "NOCTURNAL NOISES BAFFLE RESIDENTS" and when she reads it she says "Why do they say "nocturnal"? Can't they just say "at night"?" With a real pissy, indignant tone of voice.
So I say "What's wrong with the word nocturnal?" And she says with this sound of disgust "Usually thats just for talking about animals or bugs!!"
That really made me want to lash out at her and tell her what a braindead asshole she is for saying that, but I didn't because it would hurt her feelings.
What should my strategy be when she acts like a fucking retard?
To stop being so autistic
>>16899752
Spoken like a true retard. Any helpful advice on this board?
Some people are just stupid. Like think of how dumb the average person is and then realize 50% of the population is even more stupid.
Dont burn bridges. You never know what could happen. You can politely advocate your point but dont push it. Maybe she will mull your thoughts over at night and see some sense.
>about to graduate uni
>marks are pretty garbage (so no grad school)
>degree is in bio
> 0 jobs in bio
luckily, in canada you dont have to repay your student loans if you die so theres always that. so i guess i have 2 questions for you guys
1. how do i go about getting a job as a recent grad
2. how fucked am i?
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/adv/ plz
Ok my one goal in life was to meet my soul mate and its not going well, I really just want my first to be a virgin, it cant be that much to fucking ask. (non religious virgin) I'm yet to have sex (a fact I'm not ashamed of) because of the 5 girls who have offered none have been virgins, and I would feel unclean if I were to have sex with them. Is that not a fair enough reason to decline sex?
To get to the point how fucked am I? looking fora virgin quality girl I can form a connection with. I'm currently 20 in AUS
You will die a virgin unless you lose that retarded way of thinking.
>>16899639
>I really just want my first to be a virgin
>To get to the point how fucked am I
As non-native English speaker I find it somewhat humorous to ask "how fucked am I" as a virgin.
>>16899639
Op you're an idiot. None of this shit matters. You've got a fucked up sense of reality.
When should I ask a girl im dating to be my girlfriend? Weve gone on a few dates and she seems genuinely interested in me. We have done something together almost every day this week too. Shes going on vacation for a week though, but we have a date planned for when she gets back. I want to ask before she leaves tomorrow, would this be a good idea?
>>16899628
If that's the direction you want to take things in, yes. You can't know until you ask and if you want a more committed relationship but she doesn't that's something you want to find out sooner rather than later. You've been dating for a while so it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise. Ask whenever it feels right.
This might be a bit of an odd question, but what is the best way to rustle together a Miku costume in a very short time? It obviously doesn't have to the standard Miku outfit exactly (I mean, she has a variety of outfits to begin with, so...), it just has to be recognizably Miku. Also, note: I have long blond hair.
>>16899601
if you have money e-bay/amazon
If you do not have money. Old clothes thrift shops and some sewing equipment from a dollar store to make your own.
>>16899601
Fuckin' weebs.
Most characters in anome have one or two signature attributes that you MUST nail to have a good costume. But if you get those right, you'll be easy to recognize as that character, even if the rest of your costume is totally outside the norm, which you can handwave as "(character) doing (something)".
Muku's signature attributes are her hair and her headset (and the 01 tattoo, if your shoulders will be bare). Prioritize getting these right. Add in the necktie if you have time and resources left
a grill asked me out to a sushi lunch yesterday. what do I do now?
>robot tier pesonality
>very few friends
>keep to myself
>just study at school for the most part
>never had qt3.14159 gf
>never been on a date
>have quiet solitary hobbies
---
>be HS senior in the best country in the western world (Canada)
>have grill cassmate in art class
>always there smiling and complimenting my work
>reciprocate when she asks for my opinion on hers
>apart from a basicbro friend, she's always the one talking to me
>out of nowhere she asks me if I wanted to get chinese on thursday
>say yes incredulously
>she just strolls away
>day after (wednesday) she comes stumbling into the library where I was studying with basicbro friend
>asks if I wanted to go right then
>we end up going to a sushi place instead
>we talk(mostly on her part) and ate, and split the bill and went back to school
>message her after getting home and napping, and ask her if she's still up for her originally planned thursday.
she responds with pic related
wat do, /adv/?
I've never been in this situation before nor have I expected it to happen at all
>>16899555
options
A) offer to pay if she is still up for it.
b) say no problem i am pretty broke too.
so I work alone on the night shift at a tech company. I am the only one manning the phones until a coworker comes in at an office in a separate state to relieve me. the coworker calls me and says that there's an equipment problem with the phone over on his office. I begrudgingly suggest "well I suppose I can stay a bit" and he says "no just go.. nobody calls until an hour later anyways"
so I go home and think nothing of it. besides, I have to drive my girlfriend to her early morning college classes.
I just check my phone after dropping the gf off and my boss sent me a text saying:
"is there a reason you could not stay and assist with the phones this morning?"
what should I tell him?
I'm kinda freaking out.
also I volunteered today to come in to my night shift 3 hours early to cover for another coworker
>>16899539
"had to take my girlfriend to her college course. I offered to stay but coworker said no just go."
Easy
>>16899550
This
how is telling the truth so complicated for some people
I'm going to throw a huge party at my house next week, lots of alcohol involved, only my friends and people I know are invited, yadda yadda yadda.
Thing is, I want to give bj to my best friend. He is going to stay overnight since he lives far away from where I live.
How would I make this happen? He is single and a virgin (I'm a single/virgin too). Would this be rape if both of us were drunk? I don't really know the laws in my state. I'm 18 and he is 17, by the way.
>>16899536
Are you a dude, and if so, is he homosex?
>>16899567
Yeah, I am. And no, I don't think he is gay, but we are pretty open about our fetishes. I know he is into futas, likes traps and such.
>>16899536
If unwanted homo stuff. Be prepared for sudden violence.
Booze + unwanted sexual advances = unpleasant responses.
If sexual orientations are comparable you have nothing to worry about.
I recently went to the doctor's for the first time in nearly three years. Problems started to pile up and I feel like there were 5 things I needed to fix:
I have adult ADHD. My parents tried to put me on it when I was a little kid 20 years ago and I fought it tooth and nail, but now I genuinely want to get it under control. I really want adderall or adderal xr
I have anxiety. Namely social anxiety. Again, I never seriously tried to correct this. My anxiety wasn't as bad when I was younger. I have no clue which anti-anxiety medication is best, and I wanted something specifically for social related anxiety as well as something general like paxil
I have occasional insomnia. Right now I sleep from 12-6 or 7, which is great for me, but there's some nights where I cannot sleep at all. In the past, I've taken Seroquel, Ambien, Lunesta, and doxepin. I wanted something similar to that or just ambien again
I have young people's ED lol. I used to have cialis. Pathetic I know. But c'est la vie.
I also suspect I have IBS, and I have no clue what medications treat that
I also have back pain from a bulging disk that happened at an old job. Can they even cover this since it's preexisting? I have medi-cal.
Anyway, Basically what I'm saying is that over the years, things have kinda piled up. I have no clue how to go about asking for what I want without seeming like a dealer or a drug seeker. I spoke to a doctor yesterday and he kept playing the depression angle (I haven't been depressed in years). All he'd give me was Prozac (not even the anti-anxiety I wanted)
However, I am being referred to a psych this month. I still need Adderall, Ambien, Cialis, something for my IBS, and I'd like a decent pain killer for my back. How do I ask for all of these things (or at least half of these things) without seeming like a drug seeker. What can I take with prozac right now?
Lol there's no way you can all for that many meds at once. Just ask for adderal and a SSRI then a month later ask for ambien. You might have to exaggerate you injury to get painkillers..
If you can exercise, start to exercise.
Weed might help. Works for some.
Long-ish background inc.
Met this girl last year in Uni and became really good friends over the winter holidays. I started to become really into her but I never asked her out. Kinda a big age difference (I'm 18, she's 21). I met her through my older sister as they're good friends as well.
In January she started dating this guy and we drifted apart quite a bit... our relationship became pretty toxic too.
About 3 weeks ago I decided to finally tell her how I felt and just lay it out there. She and I got into a pretty big argument about our relationship, the guy she was seeing, our mutual friends - everything. It was the first time either of us had been completely honest about how we felt and it ended with us not talking to each other at all until this past weekend. I got into a fight with a someone trying to throw a party in the dorm I'm an RA at and he started talking about my sister and this girl. Got that dealt with, but after that I guess I just pussied out and texted her again, told her that she still means a lot to me and I'm open to being friends again.
Talking to her more this week I found out that she dropped the guy she was talking to after we stopped talking, she told me that he wasn't worth whatever relationship we had. If I'm being honest with myself I hated the idea of them together so much that I blocked her out of my mind and let all of my feelings die out. But now that we're talking again and doing things together... fuck, the feels are coming back. I just know that the relationship that I'm looking for just isn't meant to be, but I can't let her go.
What do I do? I'm so done with the heartache everytime she or someone else says, "if you two/we were together..."
Bump... I guess I should mention that the reason we never tried dating was because she never really thought I was actually into her until I explicitly told her. I had been her date for banquets and a whole bunch of other things throughout the time period we were super close.
>>16899489
kinda all over the place here.
you told her how you feel. She said you were worth more than her previous relationship.
Seems like you are in a relationship with her now? and if you are everything seems fine.
not sure what your issue is here?
>>16899614
She been very clear that all she'll ever feel is platonic feelings for me and I completely understand that, it's just that I'm still stuck trying to have a romantic one with her and she's getting pretty concerned. I don't want to lose her as a friend but I'm not over her yet and I'm not sure what to do so I don't fuck anything up.
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