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Hey /adv/, I need to make some money in a month's time and was wondering if you could give me some advice. I'm job hunting like crazy but can't get a job, so I'm searching for other options to make a couple hundred bucks. I'm doing surveys on the side, sometimes some freelance jobs, and was just wondering if there's anything else I can do. Pic unrelated.
Sell some stuff that you don't need any more. Clothes maybe?
In a airport, where can I get a condom, halp
Look in your wallet!
>>16899747
IT'S NOT THERE
Drugstore or those machines in the toilett
What's the easiest way to kill yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xLgHSKcdO4
Do it with a belt.
Not by starting awful threads on /adv/.
Go to a college campus and tell them that Bernie is a communist.
I'm addicted to sugar.
I feel 'back into' the addiction a few weeks ago. I now live on a diet of cake and candy.
It has made me incredibly conscious of my weight (I'm still skinny, and I go to the gym) so I've started forcing myself to throw up to go into damage control.
What the fuck should I do
>>16899666
I'm in the same boat OP. I know this isn't good for my body, but I just don't have the willpower to make it stop.
Also,
>satanic trips
Throw out all of your candy, right now, while you have motivation.
Do you have anyone who can go to the grocery store with you to keep you on track?
Also, in general, people don't form addictive behaviors if they are happy with themselves and their lives. Improving your life in other places will reduce your need to go to sugar.
Stop working. Within a couple months you'll be homeless and unable to pay for your shitty diet.
How the hell do you deal with inconsiderate parents that make noise literally 24 hours a day. My dad has to eat fucking non stop and at 2 am I just hear him walking back and forth to the kitchen slamming the microwave door shut every 30 seconds. They spray their room with enough febreeze to kill an elephant and they leave their door open all the time so everything smells like cheap tropical breeze. My mom wakes up at 6 and slams her door 10 times and walks back and forth past me 10 times and I hear her randomly take 2 steps outside and make all the floors squeak then she just...
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Get a job and move out, faggot
>>16899669
It's like 800 a month for a room and minimum wage pays you like 1100 a month so nope I need to kill them if I want to be happy
>>16899673
Because that's the reason why everyone else lives at home, right?
How do you deal with really stupid co-workers that you are friendly with?
I work with this older lady who is really sheltered an ignorant, but can be nice. For example I sent her a link to an article about those strange night time noises in Oregon and the headline said something like "NOCTURNAL NOISES BAFFLE RESIDENTS" and when she reads it she says "Why do they say "nocturnal"? Can't they just say "at night"?" With a real pissy, indignant tone of voice.
So I say "What's wrong with the word nocturnal?"...
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To stop being so autistic
>>16899752
Spoken like a true retard. Any helpful advice on this board?
Some people are just stupid. Like think of how dumb the average person is and then realize 50% of the population is even more stupid.
Dont burn bridges. You never know what could happen. You can politely advocate your point but dont push it. Maybe she will mull your thoughts over at night and see some sense.
>about to graduate uni
>marks are pretty garbage (so no grad school)
>degree is in bio
> 0 jobs in bio
luckily, in canada you dont have to repay your student loans if you die so theres always that. so i guess i have 2 questions for you guys
1. how do i go about getting a job as a recent grad
2. how fucked am i?
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/adv/ plz
Ok my one goal in life was to meet my soul mate and its not going well, I really just want my first to be a virgin, it cant be that much to fucking ask. (non religious virgin) I'm yet to have sex (a fact I'm not ashamed of) because of the 5 girls who have offered none have been virgins, and I would feel unclean if I were to have sex with them. Is that not a fair enough reason to decline sex?
To get to the point how fucked am I? looking fora virgin quality girl I can form a connection with. I'm currently 20 in AUS
You will die a virgin unless you lose that retarded way of thinking.
>>16899639
>I really just want my first to be a virgin
>To get to the point how fucked am I
As non-native English speaker I find it somewhat humorous to ask "how fucked am I" as a virgin.
>>16899639
Op you're an idiot. None of this shit matters. You've got a fucked up sense of reality.
When should I ask a girl im dating to be my girlfriend? Weve gone on a few dates and she seems genuinely interested in me. We have done something together almost every day this week too. Shes going on vacation for a week though, but we have a date planned for when she gets back. I want to ask before she leaves tomorrow, would this be a good idea?
>>16899628
If that's the direction you want to take things in, yes. You can't know until you ask and if you want a more committed relationship but she doesn't that's something you want to find out sooner rather than later. You've been dating for a while so it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise. Ask whenever it feels right.
![miku1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vlEtE7q.jpg "miku1[1].jpg")
This might be a bit of an odd question, but what is the best way to rustle together a Miku costume in a very short time? It obviously doesn't have to the standard Miku outfit exactly (I mean, she has a variety of outfits to begin with, so...), it just has to be recognizably Miku. Also, note: I have long blond hair.
>>16899601
if you have money e-bay/amazon
If you do not have money. Old clothes thrift shops and some sewing equipment from a dollar store to make your own.
>>16899601
Fuckin' weebs.
Most characters in anome have one or two signature attributes that you MUST nail to have a good costume. But if you get those right, you'll be easy to recognize as that character, even if the rest of your costume is totally outside the norm, which you can handwave as "(character) doing (something)".
Muku's signature attributes are her hair and her headset (and the 01 tattoo, if your shoulders will be bare). Prioritize getting these right. Add in the necktie if you have time and resources left
