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I have a craving desire to view pornographic content over taboo subjects, just about anything..
I don't know how I came to these cravings but I don't like it.
Would anyone have any clue as to why I have these cravings? Or how I could get over them?
>>16899466
Watch. Fap. Rinse repeat. Flush it out of your system. Move on.
I have already. The cravings are still there...
>>16899466
It's just the desire for something new. Need something more potent and new, sort of like drugs.
How to get it pls
ECT's been giving me amnesia recently, but mostly this amounts to me forgetting where the fuck I put my stuff.
There really isn't any way to get targeted amnesia, or we'd be using it for PTSD victims.
Smash your head into a wall until you get it. Take pics and post them
>>16899479
I'm okay with full general amnesia, well, hopefully, still remember basic things like language and stuff
So I found out I have chlamydia, and that issue was rather big on myself. I posted before when I went to get help. Now I just took the pills to cure this, and I am a bit scared of side effects. Anyone else taken this before?
I took azithromycin once because a former partner of mine came down with chlamydia shortly after we ended our relationship.
The worst thing that happened to me was a slight stomachache, but other people complain of trouble eating. It depends on what medicine you've been given and some individual factors, but usually they're very short-term. You should be fine.
>>16899434
>So I found out I have chlamydia
Start to microwave your underwear before you put them on in the future.
>>16899434
OP be happy you caught it. Don't worry about the medication it will work.
I lost my virginity at 15 to a girl older than me, she had chlamydia and never told me or didn't know about it, I didn't realise anything was wrong till I was 20, tests were done and It showed my reproductive tract was so damaged I could no longer bare children.
>tfw knew I wanted children from a young age
>tfw my family name dies with me
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So I have the steam mobile app and steam guard enabled and all of that good stuff, however I still get trade hold. Any idea why?
>>16899413
wait a week. it clearly tells you to wait a week.
So, I lost my job almost a month ago. Some guy got into with me at work because O asked him to stop doing something that was the job of management and he decided to punch me in the face as a result. Management ended up firing us both and I couldn't fight it because I live in a short At-Will state
I finally got a new job (better, even) and have been working my ass off for the last three weeks. Only problem is, I don't get paid til the 23rd and rent is due on the 12th. I've sold all my valubles and came up 130$ short of rent. All I have is a shitty flip phone...
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>>16899403
credit card
Better start begging on the streets now.
Am serious.
>>16899435
I live in New Orleans. The bums out here would jump and knife me if I tried to go anywhere ear their space. This place is a damn vagrants paradise
I suffer from cardiomyopathy which is a heart disease, and c.a.d disease plus I have diabetes , which makes my heart inoperable that means I need a transplant, I have a patron page how can I get help with getting a lot of real traffic to my page?
google my friend, you can buy views and then that will bump yours to the top viewed area.
why would anyone give free money to someone they don't even know?
Because I am going to die if I don't get a transplant
I found someone else's journal and I've fallen in love with them.
I'm a 21 year old female in the UK. I was completing a degree in English Literature but dropped out after the second year for personal reasons- in truth I had lost my passion and motivation. I moved back in with my parents and got a job as a barista in a coffee shop.
In January I found a journal on one of the tables. It is a moleskine journal, large but not quite A4, and plain. Seeing as it was near to closing time I took the journal home with me, and feeling bored, gave in to curiosity and started reading it.
It's one of the most interesting things I've ever read. The journal opens with an introduction by the writer- he's 20 years old, English, and details where he was born and a brief family history. He goes on to describe his personality and the workings of his own mind as he sees it, his strengths and his weaknesses.
The bulk of the journal is comprised of a mix of his own thoughts, feelings and views on a wide range of things. He has quotes from philosophical works and works of literature and poetry, and his own views on the subjects; he has military battle plans, with diagrams and brief overviews, including the battle of Cannae and the battle of Waterloo. He has notes on topics in Physics, Theology and Archaeology, and includes writings from old civilizations and mysteries from around the world.
I didn't bring the journal into work the next day. The contact details are in the front, but I didn't return it. I read it, and re-read it; I took it around with me, and when I felt down I looked at the quotes and facts and poetry and feelings this man has written down. I have seen his innermost thoughts and feelings, and I feel like I've fallen in love with him. He is so deeply romantic yet practical, so full of contradictions and ideals, and I've never felt this deeply connected to something else.
>>16899333
I have no idea what to do. I want to reach out to him but I'm afraid he'll be angry I kept his journal for two months. I'm also afraid I won't be able to put into words or rationalize how I feel. I don't know what to do, so any and all advice would be so appreciated. Sorry for rambling on for so long.
>>16899333
sounds interesting. especially for a 20 year old. I'm 21, interested in history, poetry and philosophy and i have literally never met another person who shares my passion. should return it to him, it is probably incredibly important. I have a book with some of my thoughts in it, if i lost it i would be devastated. He will most likely be incredibly thank full that you found it. keep in mind that he might appear and act completely different than what you expect.
>>16899357
Contact him
When I married my modestly-chested wife I wasn't that into big breasts but lately I can't stop thinking about them. I even got jealous when my friend got a new big-boobed girlfriend.
What should I do? This is traumatizing me.
>>16899302
When you knock your wife up her boobs will get bigger
Also when she gets fatter her boobs will get bigger.
Then theres fat reassignment surgery
>>16899314
>When you knock your wife up her boobs will get bigger
So it's a sign that my biological clock is ticking?
>>16899322
Probably. Hips to ass ratio is next.
How to meet new people? I want to meet some girl without any ties to my actual social life.
>>16899300 what do you mean? You want someone that you don't have to commit? Something not serious like you don't have to marry?
Interpals.net
It's out to be a language exchange website but you have the option to say you want a relationship as well.. I've seen a couple the met through it
Join some dance classes (like salsa and bachata), make friends and go out social dancing with them. I'm having a blast right now and meeting a lot of new people. Give it a try!
>>16899949
Sounds like tv advertising. Maybe worth the shot, I don't have a lot of time though. Only now because I have free week since I'm sick
why are women so mean to eachother?
yesterday i was getting my hair cut and one of the other hairdressers kept side eyeing me and staring at me like i was the worlds biggest idiot. i have no fucking idea why.
a lot of times at jobs girls get really cliquey and mean and talk a lot of shit FOR NO REASON!!!! why the FUCK do women do this shit to eachother? it gives me such second hand embarrassment when people take themselves so seriously that they think they have a right to be an asshole to strangers.
i guess it would be different if i was totally weird...
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>take themselves so seriously that they think they have a right to be an asshole to strangers.
>would be different if i was totally weird or freaky looking but i'm a normal/outgoing attractive person.
Do you see what you did there?
>>16899295
hahahah this. well played. OP, if you aren't bait, take that post to heart and enshrine it there.
You're a hypocrite. Stop it.
bc they're women, thats why feminism is never going to take off bc women cant stand women, they divide each other in little groups and absolutely hate the other groups
its hilarious cause generally men are total bros to each other and can work in groups
any info on penile silicone injections? Might do it. Not to go crazy with it but just enough to enjoy the results.
>>16899239
I don't know what the fuck that is but if it's what it sounds like, you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>16899239
People die from it. Dont do it. There is no legitimate method to increase penis size.
The penis extends into the body by a good bit. So the best method used by porn stars is to surgically cut your tendon and have the docs pull it out an inch. And supposedly your tendon grows back after a year or two but porn dicks always look limp.
If girth is your problem use a pump. Girth is only increased while using the pump so only pump when you are sexually active.
>>16899239
Don't inject silicone, do saline. It's easier to find and a hell of a lot safer.
>Soon turning 18
>Fairly good looking
>Friendly to everyone
>Also kind of a funny guy
>Lots of friends
>Time to time go to parties at some of my friends
>Kisless virgin who hasn't talked to a girl since I started studying engineering (no girls in my class)
What am I doing wrong?
> Doesn't talk to girls
> wonders why hasn't gotten a girl
Talk to them fuck tard. Find one that's cute and "hi I think you're cute. Let's grab coffee together sometime."
>>16899228
>hasn't talked to a girl
>What am I doing wrong?
Nothing m8. Girls are best avoided TBQH.
>>16899228
You sound like every other "nice guy" who has no fucking clue.
TALK TO A FUCKING GIRL YOU EGG, OR ELSE HOW WILL YOU FUCKING CONNECT WITH ONE YOU SHIT FROGPOSTER
The woman who runs this business has been really awful to me. Any advice as to what to do about it?
More importantly, does anyone want to make some awesome beastly GIFs from her images, to cheer me up?
http://www.babymephotography.co.uk/ is her website.
>>16899211
>another personal army thread
>/b/ is spilling over
>doomsday clock hits 23:55
Hi /adv/.
I don't know what I want to do with my professional life. I've basically narrowed it down to two options as they seem the least interesting.
Psychology or Architecture.
asking anyone for advice, stories of someone experienced etc. etc. THANK you!
>>16899199
least uninteresting* holy shit
>get included into a project to help neets get a job
>supposed to get called
>no calls
>send email to company responsible for this project
>apparently they were outsourcing the responsability to contact the partecipants of the project to a call center
>wich number I might have blocked due to spam some time ago
>because they tried to contact me for 3 days...
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Maybe I should send them my cellphone number again to make sure?
I would try to contact the number I was supposed to be getting a call from from my missed (or blocked) calls but there's literally 20-30 numbers I should try.
>>16899197
Why not ask them what number you can call so you can call them instead of waiting for them to call you?
>>16899370
I'm gonna do that, but i just found out my cellphone wasn't working yesterday for some reason and today the same.
I just got the message of a missed call but there's no way to see the number goddamit.
So i'm fucking worried now.
