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Hey /adv/, I need some advice.
So lately my girlfriend has drifted away from her friends, due to a variety of reasons. One of which being her friends are really close to her ex boyfriend so they hang out together all the time, and since my gf and her ex are not on good terms, she doesn't get included. Her other best good friend went off the deep end, and none of her other friends live in the state anymore. She's been getting very lonely and down. We talked about it and she is happy that I'm there for her but she wants girl time, y'know? So I just don't...
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just kill her, why put up with the pressure to find her some friends when you could just chop her head off? I personally would probably go for an axe execution but if you want you can do it samurai style. Remember it's the coolest thing you could do and any consequences don't matter because it's worth it.
>>16900080
Tell her to get a social hobby. Just make sure that hobby isn't barhopping or stripping.
>>16900124
Dude if youre gonna bait do it right. You gotta be more subtle and make it slightly believable. You make Pegasus look like a mastermind
How does one get a job in IT or Coding ?
I've been doing it as a hobby from Khan academy and W3Schools online for about a year now.
What would the steps be need to land a job?
Even if you had a computer science degree, what matters is a portfolio of your works that you can show to prospective employers
>>16900070
Get your certificates.
Get some experience, just work on your own networking set up and school yourself on networks, infrastructure, and maintenance.
I know it's difficult to just throw yourself into outside experience but it's crucial to build a portfolio of things you've done and your own works.
Step 1. Apply for a job of your choice
I need advice on looking for employment in another country before moving there. Also what's finding a job like in Canada?
Job market is shit here in Canada. Government applications even have you require to put down if you are a minority or not they pick race over qualifications. Also a lot of jobs will put you on the spot at a job interview and get you to do an IQ test but legally they are not allowed to.
>>16900378
Your best bet is to look for jobs all over the world and just move to wherever has a good job market for the field you want to get into. It all depends on what kind of job you want.
so my gf just texted me about her wanting to break up since she feels dissapointed... I really like and love this girl, i was lucky that she was the one to ask me out. She said to me that she wanted to take it kinda slow so i decided to not push her to do anything that she didnt really agree to (not talking about rape you lewd weirdo).
She is talking about a breakdown i had the day it was our anniversary, i was just kinda pissed not at her but well other life stuff, so the anniversary didnt go quite well.
other than that it has been going really well even though...
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>>16899980
Alright anon, I think I can help you out here.
This happened to me about a year ago and I did everything wrong, everything, and through
constant and /adv/ threads I know what you should do.
First off, say are you sure about this, is this really what you want, and after you get that answer, drop her.
You both seem to have a issue, you with your life shit, her with her anxiety.
You are your most important person and you need to get whatever you need under the rug. I was depressed, and...
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I'm getting kicked out in a week. I don't have a driver's license. Any advice?
>>16899974
If you're going to be homeless, get a gym mebership. Free shower. There you can storage your stuff and maybe get some sleep.
>>16899974
get you license. Not that it would help if you dont have a car.
More importantly: Do you have a job?
If you can get some money, I guess it's time to find someplace else to live. I suggest going someplace with public transport or an environment with all of your basic needs in walking distance.
What are the odds of someone spending over 5 grand on a household decorative item i.e. bedding, a rug, etc? If I had $8000, I'd be able to afford comfort and something to look forward to, which would be enough to keep from killing myself.
pic unrelated but is Amanda Love if you want more
Also, would it be more likely to sell if the item was handmade?
none
used items go for little to nothing, that's the only reason strangers buy them. if you have to ask they're probably not valuable.
>>16899995
It's not used, it's new and handmade.
sup guys its me, anon, again (killme4thisjoke.jpg)
I have a short question.
im talking about that muscle we compress when we close the anus, that muscle that allow us to suddenly stop urinating.
im a wizard lvl 70 with max stats, so, I was wondering, do you guys actually compress that muscle while you're having sex? do you just relax your entire junk while still have the erection and use that muscle in the final moments? I find myself pressing the shit out of that little fella just to stop myself from finishing off my opponent ell the time, i mean,...
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Man,i was asking myself the same question. F Cause i have to focus on not compressing it
That's your pubococcygeus muscle
In the past 10 years I've prided myself by keeping my computer relatively clean and have never had a severe virus bother me. Suddenly, I keep getting a CTX virus popping up, and my computer is soft locking about once every 20 minutes, but I can still move my mouse. After about 30 seconds, everything goes back to normal.
I can't seem to get rid of it no matter what I do, but what bothers me is that I can't figure out how I got it in the first place. I rarely use Email, and I don't download movies or games off the net or use torrents. Could someone else's...
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Full reinstall is the safest option. It's less scary than it sounds.
Could be another device on the network but you should also consider security flaws in some software accessing the net could be at fault too. Just do what the other anon said and reinstall your OS. You should do that every now and then anyways.
>>16899918
google the virus and how to remove it. Its not really that hard.
I want to upload a video I edited and was wondering if someone has experience about using copyrighted music. I have seen tons of videos like this existing that can fall into the humor parody and nobody touches them.
However I have also seen many videos being removed.
I know for sure that my video/audio footage is not copyrighted BUT I use some music overlayed from an anime OST. Not looking for moneys out of this, it was just a quick thing to sharpen my editing skills.
Will it make any difference if I uploaded as unlisted?
Will it make any difference if I upload...
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I used to run a youtune channel, 600 subs in so nothing too big.
From what I know the recent changes to youtube(like youtube red) kind of made the copyright bindings tighten a bit. Seriously, my 1 year old vid was forced to change music since I dont own the music. (It was k-on heart goes boom btw).
So yeah, if youre gonna upload a vid, make sure in you settings the vid will be put to unlisted or private, then leave it for a few hours ( or a day) and check if it triggered youtubes copyright bullshit. If it does, change music, if not tou're good to go.
>>16899909
look up some youtube videos of people explaining how fucked up the copyright system is on youtube
there's a guy who uploaded a black screen with no sound playing and people still manually claimed copyright on his video. it's currently a major flaw with the youtube system, people can make false claims and literally steal ad revenue. even if their claim fails or they don't renew it they get to keep any money they leach so it's become a bit of a copyright troll industry in itself.
as...
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>>16900150
>>>16899909 (OP)
>for detection, youtube has automated the audio side of things. if the song is in their database and they detect it then whatever the right holders want done with the song will happen. they might put ads on the video, etc.
This is pretty much why I suggest putting the vid first as unlisted or private. Helps you adjust immediately
I signed up two days ago, never used it before and recently started looking to date again, so of course I signed up with Tinder.
I just have a hard time believing all of these girls are actually real and looking to date. Are they all prostitutes? Cambots? Any insight anons?
Pic related
Most are cam whores
I had one decent conversation with a girl on there once
>>16899912
So, its like Ashley Madison.
Thats lame. Why does everyone give it so much buzz?
>>16899937
Don't know. I guess it's where you live. Like if you're in Texas you'll probably get a bunch of pigs
HELP WITH FIRST TIME SEX: 22/M with 26/F girlfriend
So where do I start. I will say i had a lot of fun and had a really really good time just being with her, but i thought sex would feel better, maybe I suffer too much from deathgrip or I did something wrong.We had talked that maybe today would be the day we first had sex. I didn't tell her it was my first time (yeah I know) but that I hadnt in a really long time. Told her to tell me what she liked and what she didn't and to not fake anything so I wouldn't get bad habits (hopefully this will be a long relationship...
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Then I went to finally stick it in her, grabbed a condom and went missionary on her. For the life of me, I couldn't find her hole, even though I was just down on her and had sticked a finger without problem first try. Whatever, we laughed a bit and she grabbed it and put it in her a bit. She asked me to do her slowly, so I pushed in a bit, then back, then a bit further and back again and then I pushed in all I could and stayed for a couple seconds.
Forward it a bit she asked me to go harder, I felt her vagina was really warm and cozy, but I felt kind of if only...
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She then told me the condom was dry and that it was hurting her so I went for another, but I had problems staying fully hard so after a bit of thinking we decided to do it without condom (she is on the p ill, we were tested some time ago and I had already eaten her pussy, so...). We went back to spooning and had some fun, but the feeling with and without condom wasnt that much different. I could definitely stay harder and everything was hotter, but still had the same problems with not feeling like it was all the way in and not stimulating enough for me, I guess from years of...
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As I said I had a lot of fun and loved to be with her, kiss her, grab her, do her slow and hard. The thing as I said is that it didn't feel like I was close to cumming even once (although it did feel good, warm, and loved to have her liquids all over me) and that I felt like I would have more range of movement between the head and a full thrust, so sometimes I felt like I was not moving too much just so it didn't go out (which happened a ton of times). Also I felt like I just couldn't fuck her in certain positions like doggystyle or her on her tummy with her legs...
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Is it true that all friend groups have one person in the group everyone else hates, and that if you do not notice that then you are the person everyone else hates?
>>16899857
Yes, and it's also true in every girl group there's a major slut.
No, I'm pretty sure that's fucking bullshit.
sounds like a dangerous and upsetting lie to spread, as if people are not paranoid enough. is it true for some disgusting human reason?
Hey, /adv/. I know medical advice usually is best for doctors, and I have gone already, but every time I try to google the symptom I can't seem to find anything to even be able to find any results for people having this happen to them; just some assistance on what the exact symptom is would help.
For the past couple weeks I've had mono; I've been on leave for it, just resting right now and heading back to work on Monday. Most of the symptoms are fading, but last week I had something kind of odd happen with my hearing.
There's been a sort of...
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Bumpin.
Sounds like tinnitus. Have you been exposed to lots of loud noise over your life? It could also very well be related to the infection. You could always see an audiologist (hearing specialist) or an otolarygnologist (ear, nose, throat) and see what they say.
So I take it you're musical, since you described your tone being in a certain octave range.
>>16901131
>>16899799
When my tinnitus really kicks in, I lose the ability to hear that frequency briefly. I literally hear it drop out of reality and into my head, drives me crazy. For the most part though, I have a high pitch in the background that can be masked by white noise.
If yours is due to noise, the high frequencies go first, so it's probably not from noise. An audiologist can test your hearing. I think an ENT can do this as well, but they should also...
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>3 major papers in semester
>they're 85 percent of the grade
>got a zero on one
Should I drop out?
How do you get a zero on a paper? By not doing it at all?
>>16899778
I screwed up some formatting shit.
What should I do?
Won a ticket to a big festival (like coachella) and i'm very happy about it since I didn't have enough money.
Now it's only one ticket, and I don't want to go alone.
My boyfriend doesn't have enough money to come with me, so I'd have to invite him, and he already feels bad that I would have to buy a ticket for him.
The tickets are around 200 dollars, I could buy a ticket but it would take a toll, so I have 3 options.
1. Go alone to a festival (not so fun)
2. Invite boyfriend, convince him its...
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Sell the ticket and do somethin else with ur bf. Someething less expensive.
>>16899766
Can't you split his ticket cost between the two of you so you both pay $100 or is that still too much?
>>16900751
This is what I was going to suggest. Split the cost between you so you can go together.
