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How to get an OK job in UK with little to no experience?
>fell for the uni meme and dropped out, because I couldn't stand the overall bureaucracy
"Struggling with finding a job + all of that ruckus" thread in general, I guess?
You're a twat
>>16901703
No, I'm not. A jobless count? Absolutely.
>>16901727
Nah you just seem like a twat
Pretty sure I can sum you up in 5 sentences
Hanging out with girl
>have to guess middle name
>g***e
This is a matter of sex.
>>16901689
Grape.
>>16901692
shes gonna grape him in the mouth
Grace
Guy on the left. For beachwear, casual clothing, jeans, underwear, etc.
>>16901684
Damn that ass. You've got a really nice big ass more than me. Jealous
>>16901702
It's not me in the pic. Are you a guy or a girl?
Hey /adv/,
My wife and I are very happy together. A while go she told me she wants to watch me fuck another woman, and since I'm bisexual I want to watch her fuck another man. She'll pick the woman for me, and I'll pick the man for her. We're both very excited about it. What are your thoughts?
I'll bump with porn
>>16901672
Worksafe board, dipshit.
>>16901672
Nothing wrong with it.
Most people can't handle it but only you know your relationship well enough
>23
>virgin
>don't want to be virgin anymore
>lose virginity to an escort
>fuck 4 more escorts in the next several months
>fast forward one year
>meet girl on tinder
>she keeps asking me about my sex life
>have a date with her tomorrow
What do I tell her? She knows I don't...
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>>16901655
What kind of girl asking this kind of question? About yhe sex life of a guy she never met? If so i guess you shouldn't lie about it,tell her the whole truth. She kust comes to you for fuck apparently.
>>16901663
This is a liability, I'll never tell anyone
>>16901655
tell her you used to hook up occasionally but it wasnt fulfilling so you stopped.
Eh, somehow, even though I am overweight, decently cute girls seem to find me attractive, but I am still to fucking nervous to approach them.
Like, This example
"So.... Some girl at the local sandwich shop was asking my parents where I was.... As she tends to flirt with me.... But stupid socially oblivious me really never noticed...
Her exact words to my parents "Where is your Son? He's kind of cute and I like to fuck with him"
Then there's this other girl in my Public Speaking and Sociology classes, that MAY be interested (Pic...
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>>16901642
You can always get your illusion shattered. Do it, it will be good for you.
>>16901650
More so is from what friends notice, not really my own perception
Should have mentioned, I am more so asking about how I should go about asking her.... As I am stupidly awkward socially
I just started dating this girl and have gathered that's she's on anti depressants and birth control
Does that mean her sex drive is gonna be shit thus never in the mood to bang?
dude... what? hahaha most girls nowadays are on BC, which is great for you since it implies no condom and the anti depresents mean she'll be chill
Antidepressants do not necessarily effect your sex drive. It really depends on the person, and the drug.
They can make it very difficult to orgasm, though.
I'm 5'7 and white and all I hear is that tall is the way to go. I work out, but I just feel like I have no dominance due to my height. So I was thinking about adding a PCP through my leg in surgery to extend my leg. I'm hoping to gain at least three more inches. Will it be worth it?
>>16901595
I know a guy who is like 5'5 or something and gets mad cute girls. They are all short Asians though, but still. Take that as you will.
Yes. My husband has never dated lower than an 8/10 in his life and he 6'4". My brother has never dated lower than a 9/10 and he 6'7".
So do it for all the stupid bitches out there who go under the knife every day just to please you faggots.
>>16901604
Funny thing is, Asian girls are the only ones that talk to me. I think I might take the plunge. Thanks anoy!
I want to work as an accountant or something similar. What would be a good major to pursue?
>>16901587
Double major in accounting and CPA.
Don't do it.
...accounting.
dont do it. do something in tech that is where the money is.... and the financial stability for that matter.
How can one become smarter?
>>16901570
1. Exercise.
2. Spend a lot of time solving problems (actual problems).
3. Study and learn a lot of information to make up for your IQ with crystallized intelligence.
4. As a rule, learning chess, a new language, or an instrument will increase IQ by about 5 points and stave off age-related decline.
P.S.
Come at me:
http://en.lichess.org/cBjXoA1Z
P.S.S.
I don't really recommend learning chess OR another language unless you are really young or have your life together.
read wikipedia
watch mental floss
bookmark pol
become atheist
Guy I've only met once is texting me about how depressed he and his friends are. What the fuck do I do
>>16901554
If anything, that's a crazy red flag
he's probably going through a tough time and just using you, a stranger, to unload on. i'd say it's most likely just the timing, but also think it's a little inappropriate for the first time talking to someone.
you either ignore him or change the subject but keep in mind he's probably going to use you to unload emotionally on again.
Finnfags, I am of Sami blood but am from the US so would it be obnoxious for me to move there?
>>16901532
Yeah, you'll stir up a ruckus. Stay out.
>Green text I am a 20 y/o male. My bitch ex girlfriend cheated on me and her name is Sara. She spread a rumor about me being a cuck. Although she fucking cheated on me with a nigger. I want to get back at her with a rumor but that seems like a teenage girl fight type of shit. What do /b/ros? I'm gonna text her on Skype, dubs decide.
this thread sucks god damn
Dude, you are better saving your breath and stepping away. You will only cause you more grief. In the end it's a small moment of victory, the feeling of her breaking your heart will still be there. Just move on and ignore her.
/adv/ I'm about to turn 25 and I feel like I'm never going to experience sex or anything sexual/romantic at this point
I'm not fat, I work out and stay in decent shape
I'm not anti-social, I have friends and I attend university
I don't think I'm that ugly, I mean I'm not like amazingly good looking but I'm not hideous or anything
should I just resort to hiring an escort or something at this point? because there are girls and guys several years younger than me that have done WAY more and I feel like a manchild
>>16901518
Your more fucking normal than you realize,
I am 26 and I have only had sex 4-5 times and none of those had relationships behind them. Look frankly sex is overrated, you can do just as good jacking off if you know how to do it right. Women at worth the effort, don't go after sex unless you want a relationship.
>>16901518
>have friends
Are they really friends or just people you've stuck with? I mean, I have "friends" but they're more like aquaintences. Which explains why I'm socially retarded.
>>16901528
*aren't worth the effort
So yeah I am high and for the record, marijuana blows anything a whore can out of the fucking water. So stay high, stay healthy.
>wrong advice most of the time
You should be ashamed of yourself anon.
P.s. fuck you
>>16901494
Side effect of the latent faggotry that's spread over 4chan the last 5 years.
>>16901494
I am sorry to hear that we did you wrong. If you don't mind my asking, what happened?
