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Why are all stepfathers giant assholes? Is it because they are pathetic cucks, they know they are only plan b and settled for, and they're compensating their inferiority?
Because they know you're mom's pussy comes with a tag along.
You're a constant reminder that he isn't her first.
He's forced to take care of and be nice to you even though you're not his kid.
Your shithole of a father didn't take you with him.
He holds no authority over you unless your mother grants it and even then you're an unsympathetic prick that only cares about yourself.
The list goes on.
>>16903297
They chose it. If they don't like it they should leave and go lick the cum out of some other single mom's pussy.
>>16903280
>all step fathers are arseholes
All step-children are cunts by my math
I ended up offer $40 top anyone in my community if they showed me a receipt for new Nike shoes they'd purchased for themselves. This was a promotion for my business. I extended the offer to folks on 4chan. They just had to email me a picture of their receipt.
I caught on that people were doing Google image searches of receipts. I made an announcement that I was no longer honoring the deal because I was being taken advantage of. Then someone emailed me that he was getting together with other 4chan users that I refused to pay and they were going to sue.
Can they do that?
no, they have no legal grounds and they are trying to scare you
besides, the cost in legal fees is probably more than the $40 they'd get anyway
Yo /adv/, Im applying for a position as a research scientist at a startup nearby, and I need to know if my cover letter is up to snuff. My problem is that its being sent to a generic HR server, so I have no clue who to address it to. Here's what Ive got:
To whom it may concern:
It has come to my attention that Mucommune is scouting out candidates for a recently opened scientist position at your Chapel Hill location. With my strong background in research, breadth of experience, passion for hard work I believe I am an idea candidate for the position. I am amply qualified for this position, having knowledge of and experience with ELIZA, Western Blots, and Gel electrophoresis.
My strong personal work ethic, coupled with actual non-scholastic laboratory experience puts me ahead of most other recent graduates who may seek such a position. I have also long desired to be involved in healthcare, and see your company and its research as a natural fit.
Attached is my resume. I look forward to hearing back from your representatives and discussing how my skills can be put to work for your organization.
For your consideration,
anon
>>16903221
bump
>>16903221
This is pretty damn good. I'd add another paragraph in between the first and second talking about work experiences.
I made a bunch of sock accounts and I got away with it for a while because I used fake SSI cards and Birth Certificates, which isn't illegal since it's just facebook, but they were easy because they don't need a photo and not a lot of different color. Now, they've requested a photo ID and deactivated over half of the accounts. Facebook has photo forensics, so they can tell if you photoshop the Drivers License. Well, now I've been asked to provide a DL to re-activate some of the accounts. I'll lose over 30 accounts if I don't do something soon. Anyone know where to find random photos of Drivers Licenses? I can change the names on the accounts to match the DL's, then I can keep the accounts. I don't really need them, but it would be nice to have as many as possible because I joined a few Political groups with all the accounts and I wanted to keep trolling the groups over and over as they kick out all the accounts, there will still be more. So, it's not like it's important, it's stupid, but it'd be cool if anyone could point me in the right direction.
>>16903184
I hope people like you die a terrible death.
I am admin of a group with tens of thousands of subscribers and fake accounts like yours are the cancer of the Internet.
I have already alerted some local witch doctors so they will be able to put a hex on you. Sleep sweet dreams, you motherfucker.
>>16903184
how about you stop being a coward and use your real account to troll
You know that feeling of accomplishment after you achieve something after working hard? I don't ge that. Recently iv'e been forcing myself into doing hard things i'm not used to that help me in the long run but i don't get this good feeling of "yeah i'm awesome because i did that". How can i get this good feeling of accomplishment so that i can keep working hard and not want to quit?
>>16903101
Well first of what are you doing that will ell you in the long run maybe it's not something you feel pleasure in doing therefore you don't get any sort of euphoric effect
"I could have done better. This is not as fun as I thought it would be. Nothing has improved. I just wasted time and energy"
Yeah, I'd like to know too
Um, how can I give stop giving a fuck about people?
Well, there's this girl that I met at the cafeteria, the "lonesome guy" had a certain charm I guess so we started talking and became great friends eventually.
Long story short, I tried taking things to the next level and kissed her, it felt good, but this is horrible because feelings grew on me and basically, she gives a damn about me, I saw her yesterday, I tried talking to her asking what happened to our friendship and so on, I never felt so humiliated because I was begging her, ugh, I never felt this before so I'm not sure what to do, I'd really like to stop caring about this whole thing, honestly.
>>babby's first rejection
>>16903100
I didn't know spring break began THIS early.
>>16903100
It takes time, look for new outlets to put your mind to less focus on the person your trying forget/not care about. There's no really quick, but some people are faster than others. But in this case learn from this experience, it's literally nothing, you've just blew it up. It sucked but why are you avoiding it, just next time stop being a pussy.
I need some advice NOW! So a girl I fell for (We fell for each other btw if anyone ask) hard is fucking crazy. When she heard that her friends was getting made fun of, she got pissed and brought a switch blade to school. WHAT SHOULD I DO!? Pic unrelated
>>16903090
Assuming your black, tell her to stop and calm her tits.
If you're not, it was meh knowing you.
>>16903090
I read all that in Jimmy Neutron's voice. Thanks for that. You're fucked tho.
this sounds like a troll thread honestly
I've overcome my mental illness, am into prostitutes, and unconventional sexual practices.
However, when I try to imagine my future partner, my daydream is always about somebody who is NOT into all the shit I am into. It doesn't need to be "pure" or "innocent", but I'd love someone who is outside my circles.
However, if possible candidates look somebody who is similar to them, they will.never pay attention to me.
I don't know what to do. I am enjoying my world, but am craving to just have a normal relationship with a simple girl. I am ready to go full vanilla for such a unicorn, but is it okay to deny who I really am?
>>16903086
>look somebody
*look for
Good luck with all that, ho.
>>16903086
you'll need common interests. If it's not gonna be the kinky stuff you're into, then what other interests do you have?
I made a bunch of sock accounts and I got away with it for a while because I used fake SSI cards and Birth Certificates, which isn't illegal since it's just facebook, but they were easy because they don't need a photo and not a lot of different color. Now, they've requested a photo ID and deactivated over half of the accounts. Facebook has photo forensics, so they can tell if you photoshop the Drivers License. Well, now I've been asked to provide a DL to re-activate some of the accounts. I'll lose over 30 accounts if I don't do something soon. Anyone know where to find random photos of Drivers Licenses? I can change the names on the accounts to match the DL's, then I can keep the accounts. I don't really need them, but it would be nice to have as many as possible because I joined a few Political groups with all the accounts and I wanted to keep trolling the groups over and over as they kick out all the accounts, there will still be more. So, it's not like it's important, it's stupid, but it'd be cool if anyone could point me in the right direction.
>>16903085
I hope you die.
People like you are the cancer of the Internet and deserve worse than what happened to women in the hands of ISIS.
Yu are the scum of humanity. I also hope you will suffer from a long and panful neurodegenerative disease that will leave you bedridden but consciois nonetheless. So you will be able to realize your partner is cucking you with people from a race you despise and she takes pleasure being fucked in the arse in the very room where you lay in bed --- thinking you cannot see and hear what she's doing.
Starvation will.slowly erode your brains, but not before your reality becomes so crappy you wish you could kill yourself.
I've been in a relationship with this girl for quite a while now and she's cute funny and awesome. But tonight she went to a party and is at this point in time... Completely wasted. She always says when she's drunk the she "always gets so horny" I've and she keeps wanting me to come over there and fuck her. But it's a small party and someone's house who I don't really know and I also don't know anyone there. And I'm too shy to go in uninvited also I sort of have other commitments. I've been stressing out this whole night that she's going to cheat on me and I really can't handle it at this point in time. My life recently has been in the gutter but I'd rather not talk about it now. But recently my grades have been picking up and the people that have been picking on me have pretty much stopped and I have no people trying to bash me at school. But if she cheats on me I don't think I'll be able to take it. She's one of the nicest people I've met and I don't want to loose her over some stupid shit. But the most annoying part is I don't think I'd know what to do if she does cheat on me.
I'd like to add that I am not emo (as much as that post made it sound like I was) I just really care about her.
Also pic unrelated
If it stresses you that much leave her, there will be of course that initial breakup fuzz and it will probably suck that much. Or you can tak to her about it, but that might go sour or it might not. Communicate how you feel and if she is as good as you say she will understand.
>>16903087
I don't think I can break up with her she's just one of the nicest people. And I've been friends with her for about 5 years now and I just don't want to end all those years of friendship but I'm too nervous about what she would say back to me if actually sat down and tried to have a convocation like that with her.
But thanks for the help it's greatly appreciated
>>16903109
Well then if your not willing to risk anything, keep suffering. shit is going to get rough, prepare your butt boi
I don't even know why I'm asking this here.. only rude people and shitty answers but at least I get fast replies. I'm not going to tell the whole story but since there are lot's of guys here I might as well get some input.
Let's say I lived with my boyfriend for more than a year in my country where he leeched the whole time. I have a bad temper and he knows it. When it's time to leave I let him go normally but get a bit angry because he barely texts me. The reason I'm angry is because this wasn't the first time he was here and when he returned to his country he was distant again and it's like it's a different person. So I said some bad things on the text but nothing new and he knows me very well.
I'll also say something that he denies but it was always clear to me that it was like that.
I started and developed this relationship. I was always the one trying my best to make it happen, even if just for all the time spent in it and not wanting to start over.
So this time, I decide to not bother. I decide to let him talk to me.
It has been more than two months and he hasn't said shit.
I'm more pissed off than I am sad. Wasted years with this person for nothing and I didn't get any younger. He didn't delete me on fb and I still have his mother and some other relatives on it.
I feel like I don't know this person at all.
Is it over? More than 2 months without a word from him but I haven't pursued him either. So is it? If it is, why didn't he delete me or block me on fb?
I probably could have gotten him back if I went after him as always but enough is enough. Never again. Rather be alone forever. Fuck this shit. Wasted time.
And for the people who will be assholes, I'll tell you in advance to get acid on your faces.
Well you sound like a cheerful person. Not.
>Is it over? More than 2 months without a word from him but I haven't pursued him either. So is it? If it is, why didn't he delete me or block me on fb?
Yes it's over.
>implying i read all this shit
I lost my job and I realised I've never been happier. It's been almost three months of unemployment now, and I've just been living frugally off my savings. I even stopped looking for work. I spend all day making music or writing, and it's the most liberating, brilliant thing ever. My money is abou to run out, however, and I can't make any money off my music or writing. I've got a BSci in Chemistry and Philosophy, but I honestly can't find a job anywhere that interests me. I don't want to starve because I don't have the motivation now to start working again, but I also don't want to sell my soul to a job again. What do I do?
Your first priority should be a job that is okay'ish and earns you the money. How about working in a café? Or assistant at university?
Since you have experience writing songs, could you give me advice on that part? I have no musical experience but like writing.
>>16903049
Get a part time job & amp up the frugal factor. That way you can sustain yourself and still get plenty of time left to try to make something out of your writing/music.
>>16903028
you need a laidback job then like some super market night shift job just something that doesnt consume you too much. Passion is important in a job, something that engages you but you don't have that kind of option to pursue a line of work like that i think so its just important you get a job that doesn't strain you or bring you down.
Any clothing or very light jacket I can wear to hide my security guard uniform when commuting to work with high temperatures?
People inquire too much about jobs availability or ask me if I'm in the army which gets annoying
Also feels bad
I was thinking a thin windbreaker but there might be something better?
>>16903014
Change at work or wear a regular jacket and keep work jack in a backpack or suitcase
I've had a problem with my mom snooping on my computer so I decided to add a password to my login a couple months ago.
Two weeks ago, however, she managed to log on to my account while I was gone. I'm a bit stumped at how she did this. Is it possible that she has a keylogger installed on my computer this whole time? If she does, what's the best way to get rid of it? I'm not a tech-savvy person at all.
I'm worried that she's been able to see my chatlogs with my girlfriend who I've been talking to mostly on Steam. My mom blew up at me when she snooped my Skype chats with my gf back when my computer wasn't password protected. I know I can't let my parents control my life and I probably seem like a huge pussy but circumstances at the moment just don't allow me to move out anytime soon.
you must be over 18 to post here
Could be that your password is too simple, alternatively she could have googled "how to log into an account without a password," pretty simple to do desu. If you want to keep her out then you can get a secondary lock that will launch on start up.
But even that you can disable from start up in safe mode, then uninstall.
Can't really do anything to keep someone out of your computer if they have access to it at the end of rhe day.
Here's what you do.
Go on /d/.
Save every picture you see onto your desktop.
Enlarge the thumbnails on your desktop.
Then leave it out. The bait has been set!
I'm not anti-social but currently I spend most of my time either at work or home during one of the few days I get off (I don't have a regular schedule and could work pretty much 24/7).
Because of that (and the fact my main circle of friends live in another town) it's not easy getting people to do something with you, especially if you to work the weekends and have some mid-week day off. I'm looking for good stuff you could do alone outside of your own flat with potential to get to know people (but more importantly, have a good time and get your mind of your usual life) which however is not awkward to do so alone. It would be a plus if you could do said activity more or less spontaneously.
Any suggestions?
Circle jerk
>>16903006
I would rather not ...
