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What do men see as the "ideal" woman, body wise?
>be me
>23 y/o grill
>size 2-4
>5'8"
>120ish lbs
>hourglass figure
>34DD
>get told I'm too fat
Halp I don't understand. I guess I'm skinny fat but I don't think I'm repulsive or anything...
Pic not me but proportions are similar.
>>16903494
too old
Body type preferences are influenced by economic factors, but a good rule of thumb is to have a appealing bust to hip to waist ratio.
>>16903494
>get told I'm too fat
by other women i am guessing.
There is no ideal body, what people like varies person to person. Just don't be a bitch, wash regularly and you will be fine.
my girlfriend and I broke up a little over a month ago but have since had sex twice and been overly affectionate every time we've met up to try and sort things out. she's told me she's still in love with me and I think I still love her too, but neither of us know if we should try dating again but on the other hand I don't know how to cut someone off who has been so important to me for so long. rambling a bit because I'm drunk. no idea what to do.
>>16903479
just get back together.....when sober.
>>16903479
get back together and fuck off.
How do I last longer in bed?
>jerk it the night before
Anything else?
>>16903467
When you get close do math in your head. I know it sounds like shit but it works.
You get better at control with practice.(not fapping)
Don't be afraid to pull out for a sec or 2. Women usually like the re entry anyways.
The end goal is to have her enjoy it. Licking, sucking and fucking . Feel yourself getting ready to blow, switch it up. Sex is more than a strong dick game.
>>16903467
I don't get the pic
Why would be be jerking off if she's right beside him?
Hey guys. So here's my current situation, my dad hired some people to clean our house and I don't think they know I'm here. I really want to take a shower and get ready but someone was already cleaning the bathroom so I don't want to make them think I'm just going to trash it again... This is pretty awkward.
Should I take the shower anyway? I can hear them complaining about everything from my room...
Pic unrelated
>>16903432
Just go shower. They are being paid to clean so just ell them you need to shower. and if they are bitching its better to make your presence known so they don't fuck with your shit.
Is this normal to trust randoms to clean your house alone where you live?????
>>16903460
've heard of other people hiring cleaning people for thier houses but this is still weird for me. I kind of wish my dad didn't hire them.
>>16903460
They're not allowed in rooms but anything can happen. I really hope they don't try to mess with my shit.
I still love my ex-girlfriend and she hates me. How weird would it be if I secretly left her gifts? Like somehow made her life better in secret. Maybe put 20 dollars by her doorstep, and maybe she'll just think the wind put it there.
Any ideas? Is this a wrong thing to do?
>>16903428
oh I wish this were me me me me.
Actually, i used to have a man leave me gifts on my doorstep and on my desk at work. It was kind of nice.
don't do it
but if you want to be retarded, do it
Why in the name of fuck would you give gifts to someone who hates you. Just forget her OP.
A girl I've had a crush on for a long time but who has always ignored me, came up and grabbed my thigh at a party last night
>"Promise me, I'll be the first one you visit when you marry her"
>points to my gf
>winks at me and gives a creepy grin
wtf can this mean?
>>16903425
pic related?
That she's a really fucked up person.
>>16903427
nope
I feel bad and could use some advice
a girl who is a pen pal of mine, who I've grown close to is going through really hard times. She works so much and doesn't have time off, she failed a big exam last semester in university and had to retake it in June. she is so busy she doesn't get to relax much and lately she's just seemed really depressed.
I want to help her, but I don't know how. I always send her encouraging words. And I try my best to cheer her up. But it's hard with me living so far away. It makes me feel bad because I care about her.
Are there any LDR people here who could give advice? We are just close friends, but since it's a distance thing, I hope you all can help. I really
Care about her a ton.
Pic somewhat related. She sent me that a few days ago
send her a dick pic.
its long distance right? you have nothing to lose.
>>16903534
no. We haven't sent nudes.
>>16903649
i guess youre about ready to start
Alright so,long distance girlfriend told me she was going to sleep then while i was sleeping, went on to skype with a random guy from omegle, with camera,which she was only comfortable with for me after like 4 months, for 5 hours.
Normally, sure, i'd be alright with this. However this is prefaced with her breaking up with me a month earlier, then within 6 hours asking for me back. I took her back like the cuck i am. What do? Am i overreacting?
talk to her about it.
and tell her what you want from her and what you're willing to give.
if she takes it serious, give her a try, if not just ditch the hoe. there're tons of fish in the sea
>Normally, sure, i'd be alright with this.
Then there is no hope for you to get help here.
>>16903415
So you've never seen her in person I'm assuming...
She's not your girlfriend.
Stop.
Cease.
Desist.
Don't be a manipulated idiot friend.
So guys, here is the deal
About a year and a half ago I fell for this girl, we were both in college and just about to graduate and you know, the usual happened, we spent talking all night long, flirting and shit, but the thing is she moved to other country a few months back, I was like okey this things happen I just need to move on but we kept texting all the time.
Then she came back for graduation and holy fuck, that was one of the best nights of my life, with her and all my friends, we were pretty close those days but I didn't make a move because she was leaving in just a week and that would be a retarded thing to do (I was also dating another girl at the time thing she didn't know) but she knew for sure I liked her (and almost made me say it by myself) because a friend of mine drunk told her. After she moved back we kept texting flirting and all of that but It wouldn't be the same and we both knew so we became like best friends.
The thing is recently she told me she had a boyfriend(who cheated on her) all the way back since she moved, over a year and a half ago, and she didn't even tell me once even tough sometimes she would get jealous that I was dating and stalked my profiles to see who I'm dating with right now I mean....What?
Why she wouldn't just tell me from the beginning?, the thing is I like keeping her around, she is a great person to talk to but I'm really starting to think our friendship is worhtless to her because these kind of things are a big deal she could have talked to me(she was even planing on marrying), should I start plugging off her of my life?
>dating another girl at the time
>kept texting flirting and all of that
>she had a boyfriend
You both are being very reckless with your personal affairs, and it's really just a coincidence that it happens to be that you're involved with one another. Don't miss the forest for the trees here. Forget about what feelings were or weren't involved. Don't worry about her motivations. The lesson here is that she's not a great person and neither are you. You're both just very obviously young people.
Stop being involved with her. Close the book on this part of your life. Going forward, try to manage your life respectfully and realistically. Neither of those words apply to the story you just told about this girl. It's time to adopt some new standards of behavior here buddy. As an aside, I hope she does the same too.
>>16903403
You both are cheating scumbags and are perfect for eachother! Congrats on finding your soul mate!
>>16903417
Thanks for the advice man, I'm really trying to develop a serious relationship with the woman I'm dating right now, we all are in our early 20's so you are pretty correct.
>>16903421
Whoa whoa whoa, hang in there buddy, I would rather end a relationship than cheat (which at the time it was happening)
So I'm a 19 year old gal. I'm a virgin, and I expect to lose my virginity soon to my boyfriend. I'm think I get what I'm supposed to do in most sex acts and sex positions, but one that I'm nearly completely clueless about is dick riding (me on top). Is it really as just bouncing? What should my hand be doing? Recommendations/advice?
>>16903379
Wtf. You are about to have virgin sex. Its going to be missionary style. Just lay there and moan and squeeze.
Don't bounce you want to massage the dick, basically what you should do is get to a squatting position where his dick is perfectly aligned. Then slowly lower your hips down onto him, you might need to balance yourself by leaning a hand onto him.
From there you just move your hips lowering them up and down, it's not rocket science.
There are a lot of other ways to do it but that's the simplest depending on how physically fit you are.
>>16903384
Its just twerking. We have a dance for it now.
Any anons in med school? I could use some advice because I think I want to apply to med school once I finish my Bachelor's Degree.
Should I take anatomy before the MCAT?
How rough are the interviews?
What was your GPA when you applied?
Should I take BioChem or Analytical Chem?
What was your major going into it?
>>16903363
>Should I take anatomy before the MCAT?
Anatomy unless you feel comfortable with MCAT.
>How rough are the interviews?
No bad i hear. Just dress nice and be keep focused
>What was your GPA when you applied?
Sorry Canadian
>Should I take BioChem or Analytical Chem?
Biochem
>What was your major going into it?
My brother is going for Hematologist
I want to stop procrastinating.
For last 5 months all I did was posting stuff in internet and playing games. I live off income from my website and I'm too lazy to even go to employment center and register as unemployed to collect the benefits (although they are not that great here in Russia).
Every morning I wake up, feel awful and, to distract myself from heaviness, go do something in internet. Usually I keep things that way until the and of the day, although sleepiness and heaviness go away after breakfast.
Ideally I would like to start day with morning exercises, follow todo list throughout the day and go back to work as programmer. But something stops me every morning.
Logistical blocks don't help. Even if I remove computer altogether, I procrastinate using books and walking around.
How do I find a way out of this vicious cycle?
>>16903358
I have some methods myself
1.I usually wake up early every morning, so that I can start the day off without being tired and groggy.
2.I use ADHD medication, it helps me to stay focused on college work, and on social activities.
3.I have an agenda that I keep to see what I have to work on, so that even when I have free time, I'm always ahead on work and I am getting something done.
4.If I absolutely have nothing left to do, I go for nature walks. These help clear my mind, and they make me think about my surroundings in a more in depth way.
If all else fails, try and find a hobby that helps stimulate your brain. This can include online tests, puzzles, and exercise. This will help keep you active and higher functioning. Good luck OP, and have a wonderful day.
>>16903375
>2.I use ADHD medication,
Not OP but I tried that. It's not really a cure for procrastination. I just focused the shit out of gaming and 4chan.
>>16903358
Whats your website and how much does it bring you monthly?
When I was 19-20, I tried joining the Navy, but further along as I went through processing, I got pretty sour on the whole thing. I eventually was disqualified because I have a burn scar on my chest that came from a jerk neighborhood kid when I was a child. They thought it might be from self harm, so I got disqualified. My recruiter appealed, and they made me take a psych evaluation.
I answered the whole thing thing kind of like an asshole, because I didn't really want to join anymore. I didn't answer anything like I want to kill people or have gnarly sexual urges or anything weird like that. Anyways the results came back, and they determined that I was depressed and an alcoholic. This made me happy, as I didn't want really want to join anymore. Anyways, for the record, I've never been so depressed that I wanted to kill myself or couldn't do day-to-day tasks, and I binge drinked probably once a month when I was younger (drinking lost its appeal when I turned 21).
So now I'm 24, in my third year at college as a Mathematics major and Physics & CSS minor. My question to you all is, do you think I'm still disqualified from all US Armed Forces? Would going into any of the Armed Forces with my education mean anything to them? I want to join because before I entered college I knew exactly what I wanted to do, but now I'm nearing graduation I'm not quite as sure. I think it'd be nice to have the military pay some of my student debts (I haven't missed any payments, or in emergency mode or anything, my credit is pretty much perfect), and I also like the idea of just being told what to do. Military life seems simple in that you just do whatever your superiors tell you to do, and I think it's nice that the military is pretty much a self running thing and business sales/customer service/etc doesn't mean much to them.
>>16903399
Thanks!
what the fuck man. no! what the hell made you not want to join in the first place? all those reasons are still valid. stay out. college is supposed to make you smart enough to know better.
but if you really want to know just look at your re-enlistment code on your DD214 paper and if it's any thing but a 1, you got problems. I'm guessing you got a 3 or a 4 which means not even obama could get you back in. word up
Is there a good way to find people you lost contact with on the Internet? All I can think of is Facebook and LinkedIn. I know the persons name and that they used to live in Canada but we fell out of touch about 9 years ago and I'd like to see if I can hit them up again, so far with no luck.
Dateas.com
Is safe and cheap
>>16903306
Assuming they have the same name, Google the name. You'll find sites like 123people and whitepages that list all phonebook and electoral roll entries. They give you basic info free and charge for the rest, but you'll probably be able to deduce if you've got the right person from the data provided.
A woman who's married and changed her name is harder. Google her maiden name - you might find something like FriendsUnited or a uni alumni magazine online that will have her old and new names.
I'm majoring in law and I speak a foreign language considered difficult and I speak English and Spanish and French.
What should I do with my degree to be able to travel or work in a foreign country? Can I validate my degree in another country so that I can practice law there?
Bumping shamelessly
Typically you'll have to take a country's own professional examination to be admitted to the bar and practice there. The degree may or may not be recognized but that's probably the least significant hurdle. Getting your credentials will not be an easy undertaking.
Your best bet is to get into business law and represent international clients in your current country of residence.
>>16903300
>What should I do with my degree to be able to travel or work in a foreign country?
The only thing you can do is work for an international company and try to get sent to one of their offices in another country as a legal adviser for the country you were certified in.
>Can I validate my degree in another country so that I can practice law there?
Not really. Some countries have a streamline system where you can get certified by simply passing a test and paying for for it.(think Canada and U.S.) Others require full education from scratch.
Your best option is to become a lawyer for a big company in your country and use your language skill to get transferred around.
