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Hey guys
I just moved back in with my parents from Asia to Canada .
I'm 24 years old, 25 in March. I've been thinking about hanging myself in my closet.
I'm not really worried if it will hurt or not, but I'm wondering if there is an easier way to do it?
Does locking yourself in a car with a hose from the window to the exhaust work better?
Any information helps guys.
>>16903678
>Does locking yourself in a car with a hose from the window to the exhaust work better?
Um Anon if you'll be hanging yourself then please take a picture of yourself!
>>16903678
Your parents will be sad and incomplete for the rest of their lives.
Hey /adv/,
How can I stop comparing myself with my girlfriend, or any other person in general. We are both in an exchange program right now. Whenever she goes to a party, I feel like I should go to two. Or when she visits some country close to her, I feel like I should go to one. This is making me feel bad. I don't think this is a nice approach and it prevents me from being happy.
Get out of your own head. Stop being so introspective. Just do whatever do you want to do.... whenever you want to do it.
Any tips on getting over the post vacation blues? I live 850 mi from my family and just spent 2 weeks with them. This is the first day back and I've been trying to keep myself busy but the moment I stop doing anything I start crying. I miss them so much.
>Post-vacation blues (Canada and US), Post-holiday blues (Ireland and some Commonwealth countries) or just vacation/holiday blues or less commonly, post-travel depression (PTD) is a type of mood that persons returning home from a long trip (usually a vacation) may experience.
>>16903653
Start your own family. You're more ready than you think.
After losing my job and being told I have gorgeous feet for the thousandth time, I'm considering becoming a camgirl foot model. Does anyone have experience with these sites? Is it viable to be successful?
I know my feet are more than perfect for the job, and I don't plan to show my face, but there's a lot of competition. What do you guys think, and what websites would you recommend getting started on?
Thanks so much!
>>16903642
cammodels.com
chaturbate
Now post some feet
>>16903648
So your into feet huh?
>>16903648
Thanks!
I'll post a couple more if I get some more interest. OP are mine.
So, recently my wife's boyfriend has finally taken the big step and moved in our house. I have been very dubious about this snce the guy in question has basically been evicted from his small apt for being loud and has already a pending subpoena, but my wife eventually convinced me, and so here we are.
The point is, since day one our house is a perennial mess. He refuses to do the dishes, to clean or to contribute to the house in any way, he just has sex with my wife whenever he wants and has no respect for my property or my money. I would like him to stop, but i...
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>>16903635
>my wife's boyfriend
third wheel huh
>>16903635
>My wife's boyfriend
I'm really scared this isn't bait...
As long as I can remember I've felt like there has been something wrong with me, and for the longest time I've known I need to call my doctor and get some sort of mental evaluation. The idea scares the absolute fuck out of me, even know I know there's no shame in it.
How can I work up the courage to jut go do it.
>>16903625
There's nothing wrong with you
Go outside
>>16903625
Whenever I'm in doubt, I make a list of cons and pros. It doesn't decide for me, but it does help me grasp the situation a little better.
>>16903634
Pros: I may be album to solve every shitty thing I've been feeling
cons: literally none.
I know this, doesn't help though for some reason. Thinking about it now it's more like the idea makes me feel crazy awkward and freeze up other than being scared.
how do i become good with the ladies?
>>16903624
scream like godzilla when they tell unfunny jokes
>>16903624
>How do i become good with the ladies?
Tell how much you love her? Nah!
>>16903643
thats beta
1. I don't have a facebook.
2. Would it be autistic / unethical to create a fake profile (e.g. ELVIS PRESLEY INDONESIA FANCLUB!!!") and add the girl I like with it in the hope she accepts?
>>16903621
Talk to her in real life you faggot
You might actually get laid that way
>>16903622
This isn't an option.
>>16903623
Then don't talk to her, its a waste of time
Where should I study: Denmark, Holland or the UK?
Where are you from and what languages do you speak?
>>16903594
Denmark, bang 16 year olds
>>16903600
From Romania, speaking English and Romanian.
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Bad advice thread. We ask questions and give bad advice.
This is different from all the other /adv threads because here it's on purpose.
I'll start. How do I encourage my girlfriend to be more interested in sex?
Rape her and see if she likes it.
>>16903577
Give her a bull
>>16903577
Tell her you love her
I need help figuring out whenever my living situation is normal, or if I'm having a harder time than I should.
I'm renting a room from a middle aged woman. I think she's in her 40´s. She is working part-time due to burnout. I moved out from my parents about two months ago, so I'm not really used to this lifestyle. I mean, I'm still learning. And I do a lot of mistakes. I've broken a glass, sometimes I haven't taken out the trash fast enough, sometimes I've left my dirty dishes lying around for too long, and so on. I've made mistakes and she's had to tell me to fix things.
Lately, it seems like she has been harder on me than what is called for. To be more precise, when she's criticizes me, it seems like she is more interested in expressing her frustration than she is in telling me what to do differently. I'm fully aware that I need to grow as a human being, but I'm not sure that I should accept insults and degrading comments.
Some examples:
I'm supposed to purchase cleaning materials every once in a while. The other day she told me I hadn't done that and that I was being a "parasite" for using her materials.
One day, when I had been cooking and hadn't cleaned up in the kitchen afterwards, she had left an incomprehensible note, which was written in so few words and such strange grammar that it was unreadable. It had plenty of exclamation marks and the phrase "Clean up your own shit".
Today when I woke up and was lying in my bed I heard her talking to her son, saying that she was the only one in the household that was "doing her job", and that she had to clean up after me. She was aware that I heard her.
My question is: Is her behavior really acceptable? Should I expect to see the same reactions if I move in with someone else?
She is being a bit harsh, yes, but she isn't entirely wrong.
Get you shit together anon.
Let's say you move somewhere else, you MAY get a roomie who is more tolerant of your messiness. At the very least, they more polite and diplomatic about how they handle your negligence but that is the best you can hope for unless you start being more responsible.
Be considerate of sharing space with other people - if filth annoys her, then don't be filthy in shared spaces. Imagine if she did something that really annoyed you daily?
It's okay...
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Sharing housing is difficult. This situation will worsen if not checked.
A) is the other person ready to adult, ie communicate.
B) if so, set parameters and abide by them.
Calling names is not cool behaviour. Being frustrated when you want to cook or clean and you can't is normal. So discuss ground rules. GL, OP
>>16903569
While i have no idea your age and financial status.
I would say you should consider getting your own place or beginning to prepare to get your own place .
I was in a similar situation as you and i ended up being blindsided when the women cut me off from everything but my room and had her extended family show up and try to for me to sign a hand written lease. I ended up having to rent a storage unit and stay at a shelter until i found a new place.
How do people with generalized anxiety and depression work for their living? I may be homeless soon (abusive family throwing me out) and its hard as fuck to get out of bed already. It got really bad when I fell in love with a religious girl I can't even hang out with because of her beliefs. How am I going to face something like homelessness with physical incapacitation?
>>16903548
You need to start researching nonprofits in your area who can get you the help you need. Volunteers of America is a very widespread one. Google "homeless shelters in <city" It'll pull up a whole list of services. Approach all of them with your situation. In the case of VoA, they offer both homeless and mental health support.
>>16903548
Literally suck it up and get your shit together.
There is no easy answer.
There is no place that is going to coddle you.
You need to get work, get medical coverage,see a doctor, get properly medicated(if you still need it after working), and finally get over religious crap and pursue girl you want.
You have to take life in your own hands or you will die on the streets. I know its hard and i know its tough, but only you can help you.
I have full-blown OCD and live with the severe anxiety that comes with it.
Came from an abusive home too where my mom was always strung out, left me alone with strangers who were similiarly drugged up on the regular, was beaten by my stepdad, and my father was an alcoholic who pretty much insulted me for anything I liked/did/once threatened me with a gun.
I still manage to work, even when I can't always afford my medications, I figure it out.
Wallowing in misery is par for the course but at least I wallow in misery in a place where I have a warm bed...
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I need suggestions on what to have my boyfriend do to me. Besides eating me out.
We haven't had sex in a while and I want to ask something creative, but I don't have much experience with this.
So what should I ask from him?
>>16903532
Have him fuck you doggy, and give you a reach around with a vibrator. Or you can hold the vibrator. Either way, shit is cash.
>>16903532
bite/kiss neck gently
ear nibbling
tit sucking
keeping hands on your body at all times
fingering
spanking
bondage
google this stuff yo!
>>16903532
Ask him to lick your squeaky-clean butthole.
So, as a young professional I have started acquiring decent money for the first time in my life.
I live pretty cheap, have a roommate, and we split bills so my monthly expenses are 600-800, where I'm taking home over 2000 each month.
I don't quite understand saving, or how to set myself up properly for a nice long and easy life, so help me out.
I don't even have a bank account, should I?
I don't know what is worth spending money on in the long term, or why I should save it instead.
Like, of course I'd like to have a...
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>>16903531
Yes, set up a bank account. Takes a few minutes.
Then, set up an account with a big-name retirement investment company like T. Rowe Price, Merrill Lynch, Vanguard, or Schwab.
Pick some of their 5 star rated mutual funds. If you don't want to research them pick index funds or the target date funds (the ones that are set up to help you retire in such-and-such year).
They will usually allow you to waive minimums if you set up an automatic periodic investment from your bank account. Do that...
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>>16903541
I forgot to add you can do all of this online, it's a piece of cock.
>>16903541
I don't want to over commit myself to something and then lose my job and go back to working a counter for 8 bucks an hour with all this committed savings debt, ya know?
If asking out a coworker over text, should I say:
>Would you like to get coffee some time?
or
>Would you like to get coffee next weekend?
I feel like the second would let her turn me down more indirectly (oh, I have plans that day), but it would express my interest all the same and make things less awkward a work....I dunno, which is better? I only have her number for work purposes so not like she gave it to me because she wants to fukk, but she does smile a lot when we talk so I was curious...
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>>16903511
Do it in person.
Ask in person you autist. First ask if she would like to "sometime", if yes, suggest a day.
I prefer just telling people what I'm planning and let them decide whether they want to join. Especially in your case this provides an easy explanation. There's nothing inherently romantic about "I told my coworker about something fun I was planning on doing and extended an invitation as a courtesy." However do note that I called it an explanation, not an excuse. HR can still ream you over a platonic invitation. "She does smile a lot" gives me the impression that you're not going to get a positive reaction and will be fired soon thereafter....
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