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What does it mean when a man is nice to everyone except for his office assistant? I'm male as well btw
>>16905322
He's worked out that you're the bottom rung.
>>16905322 he wants to get dicked hard in the arse that's what it means and is fighting the urge by neglecting your existence
Amirite?
>>16905322 and you're prolly a big fat faggot too so you too can go hold hands
>be ugly
>wonder what's the point of any action I take
What do? Should I give up, wait until I'm 50, and marry a Thai prostitute?
>>16905314
why wait?
>>16905316
I don't know.
things ill never get to do
Hello /adv/
Do you think it is inappropriate to ask the same person out twice if they said no the first time?
A bit of context, the girl I asked out liked another guy when I asked her out so obviously she said no. Month or so onward, she's moved on from him after realising that she doesn't like him as much as she thought. Pretty sure she doesn't like someone else as of now, but is it just time for me to move on too, or is it alright to try again after one no?
Pic unrelated. Its a taco.
>>16905276
no. do it once then never again. i've gone down the road you have many times and it's never gone well
fire and forget, lad
Drop it like its hot.
If you are consciously overreading her actions, doubly-so.
If she liked you, or even though about you, you would have known immediately. And no, staring at someone you might recognize does not indicate interest.
Have some dignity.
>>16905303
This. If a woman is interested in you, she will make it known obviously and awkwardly.
I'm currently a freshman in college working on a Polisci degree. However, I have extensive programming skills and knowledge and could probably get hired as an entry level programmer without any degree. I'm good at polisci, though, too, and have won several awards in polisci related competitions.
I don't really want to spend my life as a code monkey. I'm just too intelligent and my social skills are far too great for me to waste away in that manner. So do I stick with polisci, or should I go for the money with programming? Maybe try a startup or something...
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>>16905273
>do i want money now, or more money later?
Last monday I received a mail where I was told I was selected to perform a technical test next monday. So, I basically had seven days to study all of my stuff. The topics?
>Calculus I and II (differential and integral calculus)
>Probability
>Elementary differential equations
>Linear algebra
>Classic real analysis
On monday I tried to schedule what I'd study each day. That got thrown out of the window...
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>>16905272
I'd love to help you anon, but mathematics was never my strong suit. History was my love in school.
So here's a bump to see if there's anyone willing to help you, that can help you.
>>16905408
Thank you. I'm just trying to get some help on technical tests regarding this level of math, or how to cope with such low deadlines.
Sounds like you don't have much of a chance, but you'll learn better by doing than by reading. Find practice problems wherever you can (not hard to find, especially on uni math dept websites) and fumble your way through them.
NSA fag here. How can I deactivate North Korea's nuclear missles?
>>16905223
Use an EMP
All of the women who have had a crush on me in the past (fucking hell it feels childish to say 'crush') have been fucking horrendous pieces of dogshit, at least in one or many obvious aspect. Not saying I'm perfect, but how come the unshowered Jimmithy McFaggotscum over there gets the cute girl, when all I get coming to me is the bottom of the damn barrel? Every time, every damn time. Women really have no idea how hard getting a mate as a man is. For some it's not hard; but for all, it is a chance of luck.
And nobody gives a fuck.
YOU are the horrendous piece of dogshit, bitch.
>>16905121
>but how come the unshowered Jimmithy McFaggotscum over there gets the cute girl, when all I get coming to me is the bottom of the damn barrel?
Maybe that's what's in your league.
>>16905121
Ah, another
>It's not my fault women don't like me
>stuck up cunts
>Meme noises
>I'm shifting the blame to everyone but me
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what do i have to say to a girl so they let me stick my dick in her vagina
>>16905113
Cash or Wire
Sup bitch wit yo slim thick ass lookin like Beyoncé and shit gonna suck this dick ho cause imma slap yo titties back to Africa if you don't nigga say I wont say I won't yeah thas right nigga ho ass trick
>>16905119
is it possible to offer ordinary girls (not protitutes) girls in exchange for sex? How many of them are willing to have sex with a stranger or someone they vaguely know in exchange for money if nobody would ever find out?
Anyone have any experiece with this?
I have an amazing girlfriend. She's beautiful and wants the same things out of life as I do. We're currently sophomores in college. I cant seem to find anything that I really have an interest in at the school we're going to. I'd really like to do Architecture, but it doesn't offer it. Nor do I have enough money to pay for a school or to relocate to one that does. I've always wanted to join the military, and I thought about joining the Air Force. But thats 4 years of my life gone, and then 4 more for school. I'm afraid being away from her might...
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>>16905227
bumpp
>>16905103
>wants the same things out of life as I do. We're currently sophomores in college.
The former statement is invalidated by the latter.
My statement is supported by your statement here:
>I cant seem to find anything that I really have an interest in at the school we're going to.
>>16905103
Do what you want to do in life. If you're meant to stay together, you'll both find ways of making it work. Tell her what you'd like to do, ask her what she needs to be happy in that situation and make the effort to give her what she needs. If she loves you then she'd want you to do what makes you happy and support you through it.
My family went bust so I'm taking what money I have,packing a bag and peaceing out,I'm old enough.I know some computer programming, thats the only thing I know I can make money with,what are some good countries to live?Somewhere in Asia? Don't care if it's a non-English speaking country I'll learn on the fly there,tend to work out better for learning a language anyway.
Scandinavia currently has the countries which rate as the best in the world, so I guess you could move there.
It's extremely hard to emigrate to any of those countries, though.
>>16905105
Unless you're a muslim shitskin and they welcome you in and give you free shit to fuck their women
I'm tired of being a boring quiet girl I want to be fun and loud and witty
But I don't know how. How?
>>16905059
Start by posting your tits
>>16905066
For once I agree with a tripfag. Just Tramp it up and go hop wild. All you have to do is act like a slut, but not be a slut.
>>16905059
You know how to be loud. Just start fucking talking at a higher volume.
You can't really learn how to be witty. It requires being quick on your feet with whatever subject material is being thrown at you in conversation. Watching some stand-up vids on youtube may help.
so im currently in community college majoring in lib arts: math and sci. planning to transfer iinto a 4 year and change major to something more specific.
However, i ruled out new media tech: web design bc i always thought learning to code was something you could do on your own, and seemed like a waste of money. But recently I talked to a friend who majors in this and asked him about it and he admitted it was true, however, he says the program provides really good internship programs (he's going to intern for google this summer) and connections that one probably wouldn't...
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bump?
It's the same feeling you get when you ask your crush out and her saying she has a boyfriend. You see them hugging, and you thought to yourself it's too late, he beat me to it.
Then go forward a month, you see that they aren't intimate anymore, and that they don't hug. Nows your chance, you say to yourself. I got 3 months left here at school and I shall not waste them.
Now here is the troubling part
I can't even say hi to her. It's like something in my chest just brings me to the most nervous level.
How do I get rid of...
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Sorry about the grammar issues..
She is a grade below me and people say I played the cold approach very cool. I was super relieved to find out she does in fact have a boyfriend, and I think she wouldnt mind talking to me again
Going to be honest with you here Anon, I had the same problem. You can't get rid of that feeling. You just have to work through it bro. It's hard and it will scare the shit out of you. But the more you confront it, the better you will get at facing it. Go up, take your shot. Remember the worst that can happen is she'll say no. You're not gonna get hurt, and you may have a chance later on. Now go get 'em tiger.
Posted this on /mu/ earlier and got no responses, so maybe you guys can help me out. I've got two saxophones, neither in optimal condition. One is a Bundy probably made in the 90s or so, that I got at a flea market. It's playable, but one of the biggest pads on it needs replaced, and one of the key springs is corroded away. The other one was my great grandfather's, and was made by Conn-Selmer around 1918-1920. It needs almost completely repadded, and the piece that sticks up from the body to move the register key is broken off. Are they worth repairing, and how...
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go to a music shop, ask how much.
Hey, so I have a minor problem which is pussy shit compared to everyone else on /adv/ that's about to kill themselves. This really cute girl who I like invited me to hang out with her and I was super excited until she asked me if my brother would wanna go too. My older, smarter, more attractive brother who she always smiles and laughs at. I just shrugged it off like "oh yeah maybe" but when we got to which day we should hang out I couldn't ignore her request without making my intentions painfully obvious so I asked if she would wanna hang out Friday just...
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Hell, let her go by herself. Jump ship and look for another girl.
Something we don't realize as young kids are that there are plenty of fish in the sea. Try again with another girl. This chick is not, and will not be interested in you if your brother doesn't pick up on her. You can only willingly cuck yourself, if you're a pussy and into that sort of thing.
