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General Tinder Tips?
Regarding:
>Bio
>Photos
>Pick up lines
>Messaging
>Swiping
Young guy just trying to put himself out there instead of complaining. Sometimes I get some golden advice on this board, so just seeing what's up.
Don't look gay.
Posing in photos is key to success
once upon a time 2013 I wasn't getting any success at Tinder so I quit, but I had a FWB so it wasn't so big a deal. Then fwb quits the nsa sex part with me, this is now almost 2014, I sign back up. no luck. 2014 happens. I quit and make NY resolution to get in shape. 2015 rolls around, acquaintances and girls start calling me super fit, get laid for first time in over year, confidence boosts, go to gym more, three months roll by, now people are calling me buff, girls checking me out, but short on time to go to bars so try Tinder again. Have only two okay poses but they show my physique. get lots of matches. experiment with what works. first girl I bang is a 6. now I know what works and I build on it. now it's 2016 I fuck 1 to 5 new girls every month. At least 80% 7s or 8s. 10% 6s. 5% 5s and 9s
tldr: go to the gym
I want to blow up at my group. They rarely do their work, and when they do its done so poorly I just erase their content on google docs and write it myself. I explicitly told one of them to not just write "everything went well" for the conclusion, and he does exactly that.
I tried talking to the teacher about this and she just told me to deal with it basically. I'm about to lose it, how the fuck do you people handle these projects?
Your teacher won't evaluate the work you've done?
>>16902698
Nope. For instance some other guy in the class had a shitty group too, and the person who was in charge of writing the title page failed to add the guys name.
The teacher gave him a 0 and refused to change her stance. I'm really dreading taking statics with her, because the mean exam score was 55%.
>>16902694
Is this a business class? Sounds like a business group project. Hates these fucking things.
Does your teacher do any sort of peer reviews afterwards?
>Also, you have shit taste in guns m8.
Hey /adv/ I cheated on a trig exam today (made sure to get a C to avoid detection) I've calculated that no matter what I get after this exam I'll still pass. How likely will I be found out? Its a very very large class, but the exam was online (mymathlab) and used the same questions from our homework, the teacher is foreign if that makes any difference.
ethically Im cool with this because its one of those basic requirement courses and it has no relation to my major or future career.
Do you think im in the clear or will I get caught?
>>16902689
There is a pretty good chance if it was through Mymathlab because they run detection scanners, monitor your other windows, and recheck your answers in the sequences they've been answers. That's why Mymathlab costs so much.
Good job getting that C and aiming low though
depends on how you cheated obv
Probably won't get caught. Universities are trying hard to Crack down on you cheaters but most tools are inadequate so far. And most don't compromise on the cost either.
I'm looking for serious advice here, I wanna sell my soul and become famous, can anyone give me or show me references to summoning or making a deal with the Devil? Much appreciated B, help me achieve Eternal damnation and rest assured you will see me giving shout outs if you help me make it.
Pic related.
only the reluctants souls are worth paying for, heathen.
Damn, i had a HUGE folder with lots of stuff from /b/ for a while. There was a detailed text about how to sell your soul. Amongst how to legitly get rid of a death body with no traces and how to make a tulpa and so. Was p entertaining. Ask /b/ for that infographic-folder. I'm sure somebody still has it.
OK I want to take the viable path that takes "work." I'm aiming for computer science based on the point that programming seems to be needed in the future. I just want to work and know I'm not fucking over myself. I know we live in a society that has set rules that cater to happiness and sad. I've been depressed, but don't want to talk about it due to "staring into the abyss." I try to eat right and workout 6 times a week. I'm sort of paranoid, but I want to work on a path that ultimately is "comfortable." Am I using my time wisely? I interact with people, but I just feel all the time nervous because I need to act a certain way or shit will hit the fan. I'm trying to follow the program. I know many of you are around my age, but would like advice from 21+ primarily. I don't care for drugs or alcohol as that's not my interest anymore. I want to build relationships, but my social anxiety is super high. I'm trying to use what is considered normal with exercising and fashion. I just want to know what the actual "work" can be done to be well off.
Any feedback at this point
>>16902657
27
Yeah mate, we all want this in the end.
Point is...you will never know.
There is no recipe to succes, just some to be a good man.
I started Economy and Business.
Got bored and frustrated.
Switched to Philosophy.
Got degree.
Now i'm credit manager.
Solid monogamus relationship since 19 with cute family girl.
She cheated on me.
With girls.
So I get the girl she was with.
Piercings and daddy issue.
But we are fine. Since 4 years.
I've just started to learn how twisted is life, so my only advice will be. "FUCK YOUR SOCIAL ANXIETY"
For real, it's not real.
The confidence is not real, everybody is afraid. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
I'm not telling you "just be yourself" but "just do what you want and don't care about others"
Best moment in my life were the ones in which i did what i wanted.
I'm just starting to date a girl and she is really really shy, we are going extremely slow
whats a good way to hold hands for the first time with her? I want to do something that will make it easy for her but also to make it clear that its not an accident
I'm going on a date with her next week where we'll be walking around a park at some point, my plan is to sit down with her on a bench for a bit, then ask how cold she is (she gets cold easily), and then ask to feel her hand to see if they're cold, then take her hand in both my hands as if I'm checking their temperature and go quiet for a bit and look her in the eyes while gently stroking her hand
any other tips or ideas for doing this that you guys have
>>16902653
What age are you two? This is a board for 18+ users. We don't solve high school, nay, middle school questions here.
>>16902714
I'm embarrassingly old to be having this kind of problem, well over 18
Just do it. How long have you been dating? You need to get at least to kissing her asap.
What are some missconceptions people have about actual hacking?
Almost literally every part.
Lemme think if some common ones
>you steal money
>you take down whole systems
>you steal data
>I know people who think downloading music is hacking
>you track passwords
>you can get into every account
>you track ip's and blackmail people
>you install/make viruses
>you delete data
>you invade privacy
I'm sure there's more. Most people have no clue
>>16902679
Can you explain what they actually do?
hey /adv/.
since 2 years i've been sitting home, doing pretty much nothing. at the beginning it was really fucking good. because that was the only thing i wanted; being alone, doing nothing.
but after a while, it got boring. very boring actually. but now if i go out, after 1 or 2 hours i want to go back home.
it's like, i cant find anything interesting anymore online. everything looks average. no big surprises since 8-9 months.
the same thing when i talk to people. they fail to surprise me.
so now i really dont know what to do.
maybe you bastards have some advices for me to feel a bit less bored.
Do something that you enjoy. A hobby.
>>16902618
Get a job and work. Doesn't matter what job it is. Then, Get good at that job, no matter what it is. Strive to be the best.
Now you have cash. Use the cash and invest in a nice hobby.
Meet people who are involved in that hobby. Find a girl. Get married. Have kids. Get divorced. Then die alone.
>>16902656
damn life's depressing
Does a person have anger issues if when slightly frustrated, their voice gets sort of irritated, they sigh a lot or if when having an argument, they throw down the object they were holding in hands and raise their voice so high they're basicly screaming and spitting, possibly neighbors also hearing it?
Should I avoid being in a relationship with such a person?
(the argument was over the fact that his place is untidy and he wouldn't admit that he had the possibility to avoid leaving things all over the place and that I'd be careful and help cleaning up if there was some interest/initiative from him but he rejected all responsability blaming it all on job, on me, being in a hurry, leaving alone, etc. while i was accepting my fault in some things but he didn't in any)
Any input appreciated
>>16902573
>if when having an argument, they throw down the object they were holding in hands and raise their voice so high they're basicly screaming and spitting
Yes. This is completely inappropriate. Mature adults should be able to control their emotions. This is absolutely necessary for a healthy relationship, because relationships need good communication. You can't have that when all discussions turn into fights.
>>16902593
Thanks for the answer.
I just don't even know how to recognize inappropriate anger behavior as I've been surrounded pretty much all my life by angry persons. Are there even many mature adults you speak of out there?
Should I just cut contact with him now or still try? All's good when it's good except when it's not...
Once I had a guy yell at me for making too much noise.
Dear Adv, what is a Word Slave? What does Word Slave mean? I've seen the term used quite a few times but never got what the term actually means. So what do, what's it mean? What is a : Word Slave ?
>>16902524
Sounds like some made up bullshit to justify another reason to feel like a victim.
So, my girlfriend is a volatile mix of some issues. Shes extremely insecure (and as a byproduct the definition of needy and openly admits she needs constant love and attention) and the most competitive person I have ever personally known.
The issues here are that sometimes I just want some alone time where I dont have to worry about catering to her every need. Instead of getting this time, I am forced to interact with her and it stops being something I enjoy and I am enthusiastic about, but becomes a chore and I try and sneak alone time in here and there just for her to begin to melt down and hate our relationship because I went a couple of hours without talking to her. Basically I get enough alone time to prevent me from totally being beat and throwing my hands up, but not enough to be as good of a boyfriend as I could. I have tried to speak about this with her before, but its a zero sum game.
Then there is the competitive spirit, a major issue in our close relationship that doesnt manifest in less important relationships for her. Because of our current living situations sometimes we have to go a month or two without being able to see each other, whereas normally we can spend a few nights with each other a week. So during this extended absences (Like right now for example, having not seen each other since the first weekend in February) our primary form of "bonding" is to play video games together since we both love to game. The issue is that I have to constantly play at a handicap as if I play at or beyond her level as I frequently do, she becomes wildly upset and refuses to play anymore. This limits us to basically one game to play together where it would be a massive investment in time for me to be on her level, and unlike her I appreciate variety in the games I play. Tonight for instance, I figured we both could enjoy playing something like Stardew Valley. She could do girl stuff, I could do guy stuff. I made more money. She was done. Wat do?
>>16902518
Jesus. She's not competitive, she's a sore loser.
You need to sit down and have a discussion about these issues, try to find a compromise that satisfies you both, and work at it.
>>16902583
I have tried to speak to her, she gives herself up as a lost cause almost immediately and nosedives into self pity.
>>16902595
Then I don't see what else there is to be done. I'm sorry, anon. If she's not willing to work on herself and the relationship, the relationship won't work.
Goodnight /adv/
>>16902512
good night :)
Fuck off cunt
>>16902512
Good morning /adv/
Wrote poem on a whim and sent it to a girl. She's been stressed out and under pressure lately.
Started reading it back and it sounded cheesy. Ugh.. :/
/adv/ Please tell me I'm being too critical of myself. Hoping its at least somewhat effective in making her feel better...
This is it:
>Hi Femanon :) This message is long. You should read it in its entirety when you have some time to spare...
>...So that after you're done you can close your eyes and imagine us standing infront of one another.
>Our thoughts slowly drawing us into a gentle embrace which begins to dissolve this complex world away.
>As our stresses and expectations dissipate, so to the concepts of light and time and matter and mass fall away. For a moment we appear to not exist...
>...before the particles that formed our brief encounter start to reaarange themselves and the entire universes energy becomes contained within us.
>The moment folds itself open through space and time, across dimensions and consciousness, beyond love and emotion.
>It resonates through everything that ever existed, everything that ever will exist, and everything that can ever be imagined.
>Within this construction of words is a method for transcendance that allows one to find a place where hope springs eternally.
>I hope this brings you some calm today, and that I can bring it for you in person some day soon.
>Anon
>>16902511
Anon, I don't want to be a bitch, but it made me cringe so much.
If I received something like this I would block you and tell my friends I had another weirdo hitting on me.
>>16902522
Fuaaarkk...
We've been on a couple of dates and kissed both times, and expressed interest in seeing where it goes... If that changes the context at all.
But yeah.. I wish I didn't send it so quick now..
>>16902525
Still. Like. Even if we had been married for 10 years it would make me cringe lots.
Maybe I'm not a romantic person and I don't get it, so don't value my opinion too much, but really if I received something like this it'd weird me out.
Heres the deal. I lost my virginity a year ago (it was very bad, i could not get an erection the first two times, third time i could but i could not cum) and fell in love with the girl. I still regularly see her at work, cant get over her. Obviously i do need to, though.
My therapist said, to overcome this very shitty first sexual experience i need to make new ones, and forget about this one. She says, along the lines, my self esteem is basically crushed and i need to fuck girls i do not care for.
Im not very interested in most girls honestly, also im lazy and insecure as fuck.
Would it be adviceable to go to a hooker for more sexual experience? Or should i invest more time in other girls i know?
I rather would not fuck a girl in my circle because, well, if it sucks she can backstab me and tell rumors and stuff. Im already fucked over enough with the one girl i talked about.
>>16902488
>My therapist said, to overcome this very shitty first sexual experience i need to make new ones, and forget about this one. She says, along the lines, my self esteem is basically crushed and i need to fuck girls i do not care for.
dude, what the fuck? the point of a shrink is to help you make your own damn decisions, not to make them for you. that's shifty as fuck right there.
>Would it be adviceable to go to a hooker for more sexual experience? Or should i invest more time in other girls i know?
You know what, if your shrink said that shit for you see if she can hook you up with a sex surrogate.
Also, how old are you?
>>16902498
This. Your therapist sounds fishy as hell.
>>16902498
>the point of a shrink is to help you make your own damn decisions, not to make them for you. that's shifty as fuck right there.
Well i said along the lines, and that's the conclusion i came to. New experiences, give other girls a chance. I should not run endlessly after the one girl i fell for.
>Also, how old are you?
Im 24
I've been in a relationship for a while now, and sex has been great. But lately she seems bored. So she promoted me to ask people about what I can do to spice it up a bit. Different positions, new sexual acts and whatnot.
Pic unrelated.
Ask her what she'd like to try at least once. By doing this with my gf we've tried ffm threesomes, anal, finger in the ass (she loves it), handcuffs, gags, blindfolds, roleplay, shit goes on. Communicate with her and be 100% non judgmental.
