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>Stopped talking to this girl after we kept rescheduling our play date
>been a month
>feeling lonely
is it ok to text her now? Got these art gallery tickets (her favorite) and wanted to repair our relationship so i can take her.
>>16901153
Have you considered Texarkana?
How do i know if im an unattractive male or just socially retarded?
I've had difficulties getting dates as long as i can remember, but people rarely tell the truth, they're just like "oh, you're fine" or whatever.
Post a pic, I'll answer honestly.
You know your ugly by looking in the mirror completely naked and analysing your behaviour. For example if you grim, selfish, etc. people will view you as ugly. In terms of your body it's about whether or not you are appear youthful and wellstructured.
Determining if you socially awkward is simple. If you can hold a conversation for at least 10 minutes with someone then your normal.
Hey I'm 18 and my 21 year old cousin recently moved in with me, and my mom. I recently found a used condom(hes a guest and acts like this is his house ,doesn't work or go to school, and treats my mom like shes his mom. hence bringing girls over to fuck them on my bed when everyone is away.) What should I do to mess with him to get a good laugh and scare him shitless?? or should I just tell my mom or something and get him kicked out? (I really dislike him)
>>16901136
I was thinking of getting the condom and attaching it to a fake note that I wrote pretending to be my mom or something. And putting it on his door or something.
This is a catch 22, proceed with caution.
Instead you should leave a prank condom around.
>make sure it's not the same brand
>poke a tiny hole at the very corner of the package
>slowly pour hot sauce into the package
>leave it
>....
>profit
>>16901148
That's pretty weird, dude. A used condom isn't really blackmail material. He didn't do anything illegal or wrong by getting laid. Maybe you should just stop being a bitch
So I've noticed there's way more guys than there are girls here soooo... I'd like permission to bring all my normie friends here! I'd like to make this place the new sugar daddy.com with all these rich tech guys here. No more Christian Mingle and BlackPeopleMeet.... 4chan is going to be the hottest new dating site!
Oh god help us all
No, get out of /adv/ you crack whores.
>>/soc/
>>16901122
>>16901128
The world will know that free men stood against wageslaves, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a normie can bleed.
I have a toxic family member that is really fucking with the immediate family. They got worse when they received a laptop this Christmas and completely flipped out doing weird shit to us. The person is very mentally ill and tries all kinds of threats to us. He threatened most of us by leaking our SSN's online as broad as he can if we piss him off, Then told his mother that he know murderers and a hitlist and would put her name on it. He mocks her death daily like a joke. He clearly acts like he wants to be around me, but his body language says else.
Recently he claim to be an elite hacker and stays on his computer the whole time in the house. Whenever I get a glimpse of his screen it is always some scripts running, Metasploit I guess because they have a bunch of hacker software sitting right on their desktop. So far they tried an attack on my phone and succeeded in getting photos and made the phone factory reset remotely(no Lewds thankfully). But I saw his amazon purchase list and saw a bunch of purchases for small spy cameras.
I feel really uncomfortable around him. He already hacked my mother's bank account for half of the purchases. When the police got involved he threatened the cops that he knows a hitlist and would put them on it. They didn't take him seriously and gave him the benefit of the doubt as mentally ill.
It's been a week so far and the same shit is spewing from him. We're thinking of getting the laptop back from him but it might not undo most of the shit he's done.
I don't know what to do but feel that this person is too dangerous for me to do anything about. I'm afraid to use the home wifi. I watch my bank account constantly. It is a pickle of a situation. Thoughts?
>>16901099
Do you think they have a personality disorder?
>>16901099
NPD
get evidence and get him committed or arrested. These are the kind of people that organize gang stalking. Legit get him away from you and your family.
Call the police. If he's guilty of half the stuff he claims he is, he could face jail time.
The goal, however, is not to put him behind bars. The goal is to leave him with no options other than to plead not guilty by reason of insanity: a plea which sounds like it ought to check out. End result: he lands in an institution where he belongs.
How do I develop a personality?
I'm a dull cellist who doesn't really know how to react to things or keep up with popular topics or media. Just got a job in sales because I have a knack for faking being a normal person until the conversation begins to go somewhere, I know just enough to be a decent salesman.
I don't know how to express myself. I posted the other day about writing a symphony (an entire fucking symphony mind you) for a girl I met a bit back but some anons kindly pointed out how creepy and unnecessary that would be, it would only alienate...
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>>16901095
>I don't know how to express myself
Elaborate.
>>16901095
You sound more interesting than most morons out there... keep playing the cello and writing music, but do it for yourself... not for some girl. Have a good wank and you'll soon forget about the girl.
>>16901135
Well for example something that might make me extremely sorrowful happens. A family death. A rejection of love. I used to cry as a child but now I'm...just, expressionless. Same thing applies for happiness typically, unless I fake smiling/laughing at someone I just met to make them stop talking to me.
>>16901156
Thanks anon, appreciate the support. It gets lonely sometimes, especially when I can't practice.
My daughter (13) is starting to like boys
What the FUCK do I do?
I knew this would happen eventually, but FFS I'm scared about my lil tomboy
>>16901063
post pics
>>16901063
Rape her so she never wants to touch a boy ever again. She'll hate you, but you can take it. You'll live without her in your life, but you'll save her. You're the hero she needs, not the one she deserves
Sadly it's something you'll have to come to terms with , where I live it's normal to fuck at 14 so just be lucky that it's just innocent , when my little girl hits that age I'll have a lot more to worry about my fellow father friend
I make pretty good money. I have a 2700$ student loan I need to finish paying off. It was $30,000 . Now I can not work all the over time I once did do yo me injuring my back doing the work go figure.
Anyway, I would like to have it paid off by mid June. I'd there a site that can help me figure out how to manage all my expenses properly and still get this done?
Thank you
>>16901030
pen and paper? spreadsheet?
are your really asking for a place to put all your banks and financial information online?????
No , not to add my personal info but kinda like myfridgefood.com you add your bills and how much you make and it tells you what's left and help you figure that amount in a comfortable way to live and save, pay off a loan exc lol.
>>16901030
Yeah, look up the debtor's anonymous spreadsheet. I downloaded it and it's pretty nice. It's just an excel spreadsheet with some built in sums and functions, but it beats building it yourself and is very handy if you actually use it
I need my paypal account verified asap.
I submitted all the information. If anyone here has done this before, Is there any way to speed up the process?
>>16901004
No, it takes 3-5 days regardless. Or I think that's what it was. I don't know. I've had my account for about 6 years so don't really remember. But I do remember it taking days.
>>16901009
Fucks sake. Well I'm screwed.
>>16901004
no way to rush it. Shit took me forever.
Any caregivers here?
How do I into it? Are those online 10 hour courses enough?
Is CNA better?
dont do it homie.
I used to take half a Sertraline in the morning, and half at night.
Now, I take both halves at night. Could it be making me have trouble sleeping?
>>16900984
Yeah, sertraline/zoloft is known to give people insomnia. It's one of the listed side effects.
Personally I take mine at night and don't have a problem. I used to have really terrible insomnia, basically throughout my entire life, but it somehow started getting better when I started taking sertraline (not necessarily at night, but I mean at all) so ymmv. Now it only takes me 1-1.5 hours to get to sleep instead of 3-5.
I have been told for years I need to write an autobiography. Now it's been in my dreams and everywhere. I really would like to but I'm worried people do not read books that much anymore.
I do not mind attracting an older audience but mainly I would like to reach those my age and younger.
Any suggestions on how to do this. I have thought of YouTube but I worry about how my looks would be perceived as I tell my life stories.
>>16900965
keep a journal and make the book when you are older.
Or
Join the masses that talk about themselves on youtube
I have so many now dating back to when I was 6. Idk
Write the autobiography under a pen name and people will only judge you by the book, not your face. Wait for it to get popular, then reveal yourself for more popularity, and sell more books.
Youtube's getting shittier and nobody gives a real shit about someone who just talks about themselves on camera unless they can fap to their cleavage at the same time.
I've spent about the past decade of my life getting away with doing nothing. Now that doesn't fly so I need to turn my shit around. I know what I need to do (as in what tasks must be finished) but I just can't fucking bring myself to do them regularly, if at all. I've been in a pretty bad depression for a few years now, so that plus having never formed good habits results in this situation.
How do I get any amount of motivation? I've never felt as bad as now, when I can see a problem and the solution but feel completely unable to do anything...
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holy fuckfuck are you me?
>I spend most of my days feeling like I spectate my life
that fucking feeling...
>>16900969
I feel like it's the most common symptom of depression. Also I can tell my life is highly ritualized even though it's without structure. I think the same things in the same places (shower, etc), do things the same way each time, shit like that. I've given up on any sense of agency or free will or whatever.
Hi /advice/
This following spring break will be the first im actually leaving town on my own. Im going to be traveling from Houston Texas to Austin Texas. Im going to be carrying alot of weed on me and i wanted to know where i should stash it in my car and id also like some advice on what to do if my car were to break down ( i have an older car and i dont have alot of money ) so far away from home.
stash on peanut butter or coffee to hide the smell
smoke all the weed if the car breaks down
>>16900939
Purchase a bag of socks from Walmart. Choose a brand that has a resealable package, like my pic.
Stuff sandwich baggies of weed into individual socks, then repackage them exactly as they were when you bought them. Reseal package. Throw them in the trunk of your car with other clothing items.
>>16900948
Dryer sheets man. Do that and stick a few dryer sheets on top. I'm telling you this is the greatest idea I had when I was high and it works like a charm
Hi /adv/
I'm going on a first date with a girl I know from my university. I've known her for about 2 years but only recently got to know her a bit better, since we have a class together this semester.
Anyways, I met her at a party last week and asked her out. I got her number, and I'm taking her to a bar tomorrow.
I like her a lot, and I think she likes me as well, so I don't want to fuck it up.
I've never done this before, that's why I'm asking, but I've been feeling pretty confident as of late, so I hope i don't...
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... Relax?
Just talk to her. The only real tip I can give is THINK before you speak. Take a real 5 seconds before you say whatever it is you're going to say.
Don't talk about yourself too much. Ask her questions, let her have the floor.
>>16900941
What should I ask her about? Her hobbies, her interests? What she likes to do in her free time etc.?
>>16900944
Those are all the same things. Her hobbies are what she does in her free time, and her hobbies are things she is interested in.
Ask her what she's studying and why, talk about the teacher in a class you have together or smth, ask where she's from, if her hometown is out of state, etc.
let the conversation flow. i mean, do you like the girl? then just ask stuff that YOU are curious about. you'll be more apt to remember that way.
