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>have sex with gf
>throughout sex she starts crying and carrying on
>feels loose, ask her why it feels like that?
>she starts going hysterical and crying saying she dosent know why maybe her period
Does this sound like she has cheated?
>>16902991
*had sex after her period ended
>>16902991
Traumatic stress, most likely.
Or, she can't stand having sex with you smelling like a ripe onion.
Take a shower, then talk to her in a serious tone.
Tough situation to deal with. Could be many things, could be good to let it go and could be vital not to. Communication is good but you know her better than us so you can probably get into her head easier. Have your interactions since been affected?
Why do so many people take chances to look like ass holes because they think it will be cool. Everywhere I go I see people take the cheapest shots they can just to make themselves feel better. I've seen kids picking on a kid with their group of friends behind them, heard about people attacking women, heard about people gang raping both men and women. It's all shit
>>16902989
People are assholes including you embrace it and move on.
>>16902989
The world is full of degeneracy. These """people""" only do these things because they feel that being the biggest baddest dude will get them the most wealth and sex.
Usually they will die a cowards death with nothing to show for.
>>16903012
No I'm not I've never really done anything bad
are there painless ways to kill yourself?
>inb4 dont do it
im not,im just curious
>Get a rope
>Tie on end to something solid (bed, heater, door handle etc)
>Tie the other end to your feet
>Jump out the nearest window
>Wait until the blood gathers in your head and you pass out
>Eventually the rope will wear away and you fall and land on your head. But you will be unconscious by then
There you go, quick and painless suicide
www.justfuckinggoogleit.com
>>16902974
That's kind of a dumb question. All the instantaneous methods like jumping from significant height or shotgunning your medulla oblongata aren't gonna hurt.
I used to be in love with someone, but they didn't like me they just jerked me around for kicks.
Finally, they gave me a speech while drunk that they would never love me and then asked me to hold their drink as they went to make out with someone at a party.
It's been 5 years and I still stalk them up every once in a while. In the last month they haven't updated anything at all and seems like they've checked out of the internet,
I've checked obituaries because I'm not sure if they died or not out of curiosity.
Why can't I stop.
>>16902971
Op, he's a cunt.
Just leave him and find someone else, someone that cares for you.
That or tell him how you feel so that some random shit will happen that will cause you to eventually not give a fuck, hopefully.
Well what's the last known location/regular activity? Sounds babby tier stalking but go down the list and you can eventually start asking people if they've seen her.
>>16903053
The worst part is that I'm in a 3 year relationship with my boyfriend already.
It's more of an obsessive compulsion than me wanting to be with the guy in question.
If he tried to contact me I wouldn't respond.
Also he moved to another state anyway.
I think it's more of a comfort to know he's there along with a curiosity.
So this is a long story, I'll try to keep it as short as possible but ya know..
So I have this girl-friend/exgf before everyone jumps the gun here: no I am not about to ask how to get her back or how to move on or any of that shit, I'm like 95% moved on allready so..
Anyways our break up was really fucked up and I was really hurt for a long time as a result.
She sort of fell back in love with her ex and left me, ofc she didn't tell me that, but I knew.
"We just don't fit together anymore" - Is all I got but the signs where there,...
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>>16902963
Cont:
So ofc after our break up it didn't take more then a few days for her and mr.asshole to get back together.
>I was a wreck, I knew it was gonna happen but still felt like i got hit by train.
>I cut contact, I had no intention of being her friend if they're together.
They're relationship didn't last long just a few weeks before his evil broke them up.
>"Awesome she broke up a 10month...
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>>16902987
Actually #2 isn't that much of an issue, I just had to air that idiocracy out!
So you hate this guy so much. And this woman loves him. Why would you care for this woman? Cut off all contact right now.
What'll happen if i switch from a condom and go in raw?
Ur whole life!
Well, she could get pregnant, which could be bad.
You could also get an STD, I guess.
>>16902936
>>16902935
Not too bad then
My ex keyed my car but she wants to fuck now. Should I do it or go without sex for another 3 months? I feel like using her.
She just wants sex or to get back together?
>>16902927
>I feel like using her.
Badly enough that you'd let her use you? Because that's what she's doing, make no mistake.
In your shoes, I'd hit the social scene a little harder. Meet more people, maybe find yourself another girlfriend. That's worth waiting a bit longer, and certainly better than being used by an ex who thinks she can pull crap like this but still keep you crawling back.
>>16902927
DO NOT FUCK YOUR EX.
She's not over.
Nothing good.
if she didn't key your car I would have said "bang her one more time" but with this premise...dude no!
So, I'm thinking of joining the Navy, Thoughts?
I thin k i'm pretty smart but i'm way too lazy to get much done and become "successful" My father and his grandfather as well as my moms father have been a part of the Navy, Army and Air Force respectively. I'm thinking of joining the NUPOC program. what do you think?
Hell yea. My eye sight was too bad or I'd be in right now.
(actually I'd be in the Army because I was an idiot).
>>16902905
The military is a really good choice for people like you. It will do all the work of controlling you for you so that you don't have to! Plus the money, job connections, respect, discounts, and girls for doing a usually pretty easy job for a few years is pretty nice.
I regret ever going to the doctor when I was depressed because now that I've been labeled bipolar they will never let me join.
Do you think you have too much freedom? Do you like getting treated like a bitch? Do you like doing pointless repetitive tasks?
If you answered these questions with a resounding "YES SIR!" then go to the nearest recruiter and sign away the next four to six years of your life.
Dude, I love my gf
But she's a pushover.
Any time she wants something, she doesn't bring it up, avoids it- or waits for me to say something.
I legit almost always feel like I'm taking advantage of her.
How do I deal with this? What can I say/ask?
>>16902882
You can't change people. Don't try to.
Leave her and find a new girlfriend. It's hard but it's the healthiest thing you can do.
Don't beat around the bush: Ask her why she is so hesitant with you.
Say you think it's because you are starting to feel like she has self esteem issues. Then say you can hear her out.
>>16902890
or try to work around it god are you people such fucking psychopaths that you give up on people that easily for fuck's sake
Perufag here. I have a money issue.
I currently work for a shitty call center, I earn about 1000 soles a month (about 300$). Im in college, in the fourth year of my Industrial Engineering degree.
Im thinking about quitting my job and getting a better one, because that barely-above minimum wage job its not making the cut for me. I need to pay my college, but I also want to move out of my parents home ASAP and start living for my own, I will turn 25 in July.
Making some calculations, I will need an extra income of $500 if I want to pay my college and live...
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Steal bikes and rent them to tourist
How much should I be saving each month? How much do you save each month?
I get 1700 dollars a month after tax. About $850 goes into my apartment each month. I probably spend about $300 a month on essentials like transport and food.
So I have about $500 a month for savings, entertainment (alcohol, computer games, music) and fixing broken shit. (my fridge broke last month so spent $300 on a new fridge)
so my question is, of this $500 what is an appropriate amount to spend on myself and how much should I try to save?
I've only figured out the "save all you can" method. I only spent the essentials, and the expense of getting a computer and buying Internet. The rest I socked away until I had about 30,000 USD and no idea what I was going to do with it (it's not really enough to go crazy on or live off of for very long). So I started spending it on "socializing" (bars, meals) and clothes, and my saving grow very very slowly but still I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with all this money. Buy a better car? Go to school to make more money...?
>>16902880
learn about investing / start your own business... Having 30k in the bank and seeing that grow is great. I would hate living paycheck to paycheck.
>>16902868
A lot of financial experts will tell you to take as much as you can off your income and put it into savings. I say start at 20%, but the true percentage depends on you. If you wanna start at 10%, that's fine too.
Based on your numbers, $100 from your $500 desposible going to savings would be a good start.
I took a shit today and noticed there were pinworms crawling on it. So how the fuck do I get rid of them? I don't want worms living in my ass
Eat a tapeworm, it will eat all of the pinworms
Go buy medicine
> Male
> 18
> High and Tight short hair
I bought some anti-dandruff stuff from Walmart but it did fuck all for me. I need some real shit to get rid of this pain in the ass, any advice?
Get the blue bottle of head and shoulders. I had awful dandruff before I found that bad boy
Do you just apply and rinse? I'm serious when I say you need to rub it in, kind of hard. Give your scalp a good scrubbing, the shampoo doesn't just magically sort the flakes out. In a sense you need to scrub away the flakes, then give it a THOROUGH rinsing. Then do it again, but not so hard that your head feels raw, just enough so you know you dug in and cleaned in.
Hi guys, I have launched a website on which you can begin stories, and other writers can complete them.
It is called nessir.com, it comes from the ottoman word for prose: "nesir" that is pronounced "nessir".
But ofcourse people can't get it, and it was a bad idea. I need a better name.
Any ideas?
Finistory, or Finisto, or better yet Fisto
>>16902850
>Fisto
Top kek
AuthAlong
PassThePen
WriteTrail
StoryForward
ProsePush
Improsive
ProseParty
InProse
ProseFlow/ProseFlows
ProsePipes
...honestly I'd keep the nassir thing and just market it better.
idk if this is allowed here but
im too paranoid to post my problems publicly negl
so would anyone be willing to kik me?
its a relationship issue
>>16902797
could offer snapchat or threema,
or i download kik
>OP pathetically tries to get pussy, act I
>>16902797
Yeah you can add me, blumpkins21
