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I need to get a girlfriend who I can tieup/restrain and fuck.
She needs to be physically average, I don't mind mental health problems but no potatoes.
I am white(mostly + jew), 6'2, not fat and mildly autistic. I have little social skills and limited interests.
How do I do this?
>>16897203
Kike
You should probably look in places on the interwebs that are focused on that kind of thing.
Honestly you're gonna have to date a girl for who she is, not what she's into. Cuz you're not gonna be able to tell what she's into from the start either way. Girls are secretive about that stuff when on dates.
It would be easier if you were looking for a fuckbuddy or a one night stand than an actual girlfriend because then you can be more straightforward.
So i accidentally dropped orange juice on my "friend's" laptop and now he is asking me to pay 1650 CAD for the repairs which include the entire laptop which he overpriced on me and the additional fee for the stupid overpriced keyboard he bought so he wouldnt have to use the laptop's cause of "gaming purposes"
Can i be taken into court and land 6 months in jail for accidentally spilling the substance which he neglected to clean after a substantial amount of time?
Some additional information is this; me and other people informed him about the rice container trick to remove the moisture from the computer after turning it off which he declined to try out. Then we informed him of someone who would fix the entire laptop for free and even clean up the inside of it. Which he has neglected to do for several days now and at this point i want to tell him to fuck off.
If i get prosecuted for spilling orange juice it would looks something like this
"Local man Anon gets jail time for accidentally spilling orange juice on friend's laptop"
Can something like this actually happen? first of all i know that i can get charged with mischief but it would fall into mischief under since the property lost does not exceed over $5000 in damage repairs but please do educate me on this matter. can i be safe in telling him to fuck off and never talk to me again or do i have to pay him off to avoid any sort of charge? my career path would be devastated if i got a criminal offense on my record so this is rather serious to me.
Of course not. First of all, it's a civil matter and you don't get sent to jail for civil matters. Secondly, courts only allow you to recover costs for actual damage. In this case, legal costs wouldn't be worth him taking legal action. Thirdly, the fact that he didn't take action and try to fix it by putting it in rice is called contributory negligence, and he's likely to have to pay some of the costs himself.
Tell him to fuck off. Pay the repair costs if you must, but don't buy him a new laptop, let alone a keyboard.
>>16897173
more info about me
>Canadian
>not rich
>unemployed
>Clean record no criminal charges yet
>white, mexican.
>19 years old.
>male
>>16897202
>civil matter
Does this still apply in north american law? i just want to make sure since the united states and north america have very different laws and i wouldn't wanna seal the deal in stone without first confirming i can indeed tell this man to go fuck himself.
Hey, I'm a freshman in college, and there's only one thing that can get me to near tard level rage. I love my dad, but whenever he is around me, he grabs onto my hair and shakes my head. It usually messes up my hair if I got a pony tail or something, but that's not really a big deal. He does it kind of playfully but it makes me more angry than anything I've ever felt before. I seriously dont know whats wrong with me. I'm a really calm and quiet person but I feel like screaming in rage when he does it. I feel like swatting his hand out the air or something but I never do.
I've asked him to stop but he said I shouldn't be mad and it's not a big deal. What the hell do I do?
Grab his hand/wrist next time he does it, look him in the eyes, and push him off. Don't make a big deal about it, it probably doesn't even need to be verbally acknowledged unless he's seriously power-tripping. Just do your best to stop him.
>>16897176
Damn dude you might as well have added "then pull out a knife and fucking shove it up his ass". That's way to aggressive, especially for your dad.
Just tell him about it i guess.
Just tell him to stop it. I mean, are you 12 or something?
>Help Me 2 Girls
>Be me, it's 2 months ago
>I am friendly with girl, get drunk flirt
>No sex, no kiss, no nothing
>Not actually interested in girl, tell girl this
>Girl is mad, girl is crazy
>Girl demands explanation beyond no
>Girl stalks me, and refuses to understand reason
>Meet new girl, all is well
>Actually like new girl, new girl likes me
>Crazy bitch finds out
>Me and crazy bitch have a sit down against my better judgement, mutual friend put me up to it
>Crazy bitch is crazier
>new girl doesn't know
Long story short. I have a crazy, mediocre looking stalker. We never dated, but she constantly uses phrases like, "We can never go back." I tried being friends. I want to avoid her, but her bitch ass friend keeps inviting her to events. She follows me, tries to touch me, and other shit. New girl is 10/10, but I cant bring her around due to this dumb bitch.
>She would be in jail if the roles were reversed. fml
>>16897128
Pretty m anon here too, I get what you're feeling. Drunken mistakes can't let go, best thing to do is just get yourself as far away as possible with new girl until either new girl is to the point that she won't care or you and she split
>>16897128
Tell new girl you have a stalker and work through it together? This isn't hard.
Also if you think she's a stalker call the police, idiot.
You said your gender is against you, so you can't win. Give in to the matriarchy, settle for 110% devoted yandere.
No kids, both of you work, while your life is really a game of chicken with respect to who kills whom first.
I recently started dating a girl, and in 6 months she is going away in an erasmus semester to another country for 5 months. Do long distance relationships work? I know I´m thinking way too much in advance, but I´ve never been in this type of situation, and I don´t know what is my best course of action when that time comes. I know myself and I know that I will be worried sick most days if we stay together, wondering what she might be doing, but on the other hand I don´t really want a free pass for both during those months. Maybe it´s better to just breakup ? Could I be overreacting?
Does anyone here have any experience with this type of situation?
>>16897127
First off, no long distance does not work.
Its kind of like having an imaginary friend who only exists in your phone to stunt your maturity.
Its so tempting, though, to fall for it. To commit to someone who JUST MIGHT not commit to you.
I've been there man. And let me tell you, this girl isn't going on her international adventure with the intention of staying loyal to anyone. She wants to go have fun.
>>16897141
That sucks to head. Can you share a bit of your tale man?
>>16897141
To caveat on this, you have 6 full months to flesh out a relationship. In that amount of time you can determine whether or not she's someone you want to stick with and take that chance with.
i've known this girl for about 4 months now, we have usually talked on Whatsapp and we've met about 3 times ever since, she was always the one texting me and it was very obvious she liked me.
so in Friday, i texted her and she seemed upset, i asker her what's wrong until but she denied it, but it was so obvious there was something wrong. So i kept insisting, she said "you know i love you, that's why i can't tell you". Now then, i am a native spanish speaker so let's put this more to context, she used the word "amar" that's translated as "love", BUT unlike you people, we don't use it so casually, when someone says it that person either meant "love" as in falling in love with someone, or to family. And she's no family of mine so she obviously meant it in THAT way
of course, i didn't want to get in a relationship, not like this, i mean really? propossing on Whatsapp? so i avoided the whole thing altogether and texted something else. Next day, she asked me if i was angry because she didn't tell me, i answered something like "nah don't worry about it, it's fine really" and she was insinuating again, she texted "you're in my heart" or something like that, but i didn't really care, avoided again. And we didn't text each other until yesterday
everything seemed fine, but she seemed a bit bored, or dissapointed, idk. She sended some voice notes and by the way she was speaking everything seemed REALLY fine, and then i asked her something.
She didn't fucking answer, she saw my message and DIDN'T ANSWER. You know the blue double arrow? yeah THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
I am not texting her until she texts me and when she does i'm going to confront her, but we have a meeting this friday with some other people, yet no word from her yet, if this continues i'll have to be the one to text first and i FOR SURE will confront her about it because this shit NEVER HAPPENED before and i'm not going to stand idle about it.
so i come asking for help, WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?
>She thinks you are playing oblivious and does the same
>She's fucked up in the head
Either way get away from her
If I was in her shoes I'd think you blew me off when I was telling you something very important
Do I move forward?
>>16897090
You obviously have a reason not to, otherwise you wouldn't have made this stupidly ambiguous thread, you thick fuck.
>>16897090
huh?
If you want help you should at least post some context cus I doubt I'm the only one who has no fucking clue what any of that means
I constantly come on here and see guys, most of which are probably underage (which is regardless of the point), asking how to either ask out a girl or how to get a girlfriend. So, basically, general thread for all of you kiss less virgins wanting to know how to catch your first fish, because we've all been there and know how confusing it is, and would still to this day probably change one thing or another about it.
First off:
>I want to ask girl/guy out, how do I do it?
You already said it, just do it, chances are the other person is an actual human being too and probably wouldn't mind going on a date with someone.
>But what if (s)he doesn't like me, I'm not attractive/fit/etc.
You're definitely not as bad as you think, and if you're pretty sure you are, just tone down your standards a little bit.
>How do I get out of the friendzone?
You don't, find someone else, it'll be fine, trust me, other people are attractive too.
I think the issue is exactly that a lot of them are not underage. You assuming they are underage underscores how young men can feel they've missed their chance at life, and now their only recourse is joining Daesh or something.
I want you to realise that this thread isn't as useful as you think it is. There's nothing new or novel here, or even anything of use. All you said is
>just ask them out
>you're not ugly, I promise
>there are other people out there
What you said looks useful on the surface, but there's no practical advice in there.
>>16897100
>Implying that I'm some relationship Guru
I'm trying to get one thread for people who obviously need some assistance, that's all.
I'm in a drama production at my high school (I'm a senior), and at the end of the process the entire cast makes compliments for each other and they're all put into little books.
I wrote all of mine in 30 minutes before school and ended up being 10 minutes late to my first class, so none of my compliments were very personalized or thoughtful.
Today we all got the books, and my girlfriend kept asking me to point out which compliment I wrote for her, and I finally gave in and pointed it out to her. She was not very pleased.
How do i respond to somethings like this?
Just explain that you didn't have time and it's silly to get so upset over something so trivial. Also, tell her to stop being so jealous of Caterpillarcaterpillar.
2 girls I know is have a bunch of cuts on their wrists. Girl 1's cuts are more like scars and shaped like "X"s. Girl 2's cuts look almost identical this picture and are red. I'm going explain the situation for each girl individually so that there is as little confusion as possible.
Girl 1:
I've known her for about a year now and we're not close friends but has talked to me about her some of depression and her home situation(from what I can tell its not good) but she never really gets into it and either just walks away from me, changes the subject completely or tries to make a sarcastic joke about. I've tied asking her about her scars on multiple occasions but she this weird shut down shit so just dropped it. Then out of nowhere today she runs up to me and says I have no clue how got these I used to think they were dirt. Shes odd and I really don't know what to think of her at this point.
Girl 2:
I never really notice her cuts either before because she also usually wears hoodie but the other day she wore a t-shirt. I asked her to pass me something for the project we were working on in class and saw the cuts. I looked away and didn't say anything to her about it because I'm aware she has some sort of social anxiety and probably didn't want my dumbass to blurt "yo, what the fuck is on your arm?". She in 3 of my classes and sits by me in all of them but act relatively normal with a pretty up beat personality. I think she may have body image issues but I never really thought about it until now. I mean shes no super model but really who the fuck is. She also has some sort stutter/lisp but I don't think anyone gives her a hard time about.
I'm really not sure what to do to help or if I even should. I think that if I don't at least try to help though they'll both go off the deep end and I'll feel fucking guilty. I never cut before so I don't know what their felling and can only guess.
What do?
Tell them both to see a psychiatrist. And a therapist. Self-harm is usually a sign of some kind of deeper problem, often abuse.
http://www.helpguide.org/articles/anxiety/cutting-and-self-harm.htm
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/mental-illness/in-depth/mental-health-providers/art-20045530
http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide/how-to-find-therapist
I used to cut myself, but haven't for several years now thanks to help from some wonderful mental health professionals.
They want attention, they want you to ask about then and bitch about how bad their life is. There are hundreds of spots that they can cut and don't show around.
>>16897057
Not necessarily. When I cut myself habitually, I didn't want any attention from anyone and I didn't receive any. I was ashamed of it, and it was a sign that I was not in a good place.
It's not quite as simple as always being about attention.
How do non-normies get gfs?
>19 at junior college
>Recently become decently attractive after losing some weight lots of acne
>Can tell girls are interested, saying hi to me, asking for my name, general flirting
>Always stumble and never get anywhere with them because robot autism
>Dont have any form of social media
>Literally only ever talk to girls when im face to face with them
Basically, my question is just how do I do it? Do people still go on actual dates? I feel so out of touch with everyone on tinder and snapchat, I think i will be seen as a creep If I cold approach some girl asking her to go on a date. Fuck, it's like I know i'm good looking enough to get a gf, but i'm still lost.
Facebook works, dont let any fag tell you it doesn't, you add them, like/comment some of her shit, then proceed to real life talking for some days and then ask her out
>>16897012
I have the same problem but I'm a girl. All the guys I meet are normies but I'm sure there are more non-normie guys than girls. How do I find them?
>>16897012
I met my boyfriend at 18 and he'd never had a girlfriend before. It takes time, and for others maybe a little longer, but don't worry you aren't going to be alone for long. Also you know, dating apps and such.
Okay dudes so last weekend I took 4-aco-dmt and I'm having trouble now my eyes are in pain almost like someone punched my eyes but I only really feel the pain when I have to move my eyes to the edges of the socket really fast I.e. like in driving but anyways my eyes constantly hurt my back slightly hurts I can't sleep at night because I get far too hot and than can't fall back asleep so I'm wondering if you can have an allergic reaction to psilocin or psilocybin since they are fairly similar but if you can develop a allergic reaction can you do anything to cure it? I also slept in my contacts that night but I rarely do that and I don't think it would have been affecting me now three days later
Can you describe your trip to me?
Yeah, it's not that far.
Hi /adv/, need help
I'm currently in a mental freak out, feel very very mixed mood.
>Senior in college
>Very rough past 2 years
>Extreme stress
>Haven't been able to do anything I want to for past 2 years, constantly trying to fulfill obligations
>Always acting to keep grades up, friends happy, gf happy and loved
> I feel robotic and no longer act in my best interest but in others
>Having break down right now
>No coherent thoughts, head is jumping everywhere
>Studying for important exam tomorrow
>Very anxious, jumpy, depressive mood, panicky
>Shaking and can't focus on studying
I don't know what to do right now, my mind keeps feeling claustrophobic to everything, I feel trapped in life, trapped in obligations, trapped in this library, trapped in an always uncomfortable and tired mood. I've tried taking breaks and going for walks, it's not really helping. What do /adv/ ?
Breathe. Deep slow breaths. The kind that make your stomach puff out. What's something you enjoy? Do that right now. Do something for yourself
>>16896995
Take a breather and despite your test, take half an hour doing something you really enjoy, whether it's having sex with your gf or watching funny dumb shit on YouTube. Going for a run outside and getting oxygen always helps me. Remember that you have come so far as are so close, OP. Give yourself a break to recharge and then just say fuck life til it's over and you actually have that diploma in your hands. Can't stop won't stop! YOU CAN GET THROUGH THIS.
>>16897029
>>16897016
Thank guys, the breathing is helping. It sounds rediculous but I almost forget the things I enjoy doing, it's been so long since I've been able to endulge in those. Everytime I try work gets unfinished, and or friends/gf are left out and feel that way. How do I prevent these events in the future? I've tried scheduling, it doesnt work out, with 10hours/day of schoolwork and classes and work 4:30pm-late on weekends and Friday I don't have enough time to do everything.
Is it seen as beta to message a girl that is in your class (who is on the other side of the room and never pays attention, thats why) on facebook?
What should I say if I should proceed?
Nah, unless you are ugly or fat then it is
>>16896978
No, just don't making that your only form or communication to her.
