Suicide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xLgHSKcdO4

Do it with a belt.

Not by starting awful threads on /adv/.

Go to a college campus and tell them that Bernie is a communist.

Don't fucking do it at all. Suicide is a pointless waste of time that can be used to make your life not suck.

>>16899791 would also work, I guess. I know that irritates the shit out of me to hear.

>>16899831
Dealing with suicidal thoughts: http://www.helpguide.org/articles/suicide-prevention/suicide-help-dealing-with-your-suicidal-thoughts-and-feelings.htm
A list of suicide hotlines, organized by country: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
How to find a mental health provider: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/mental-illness/in-depth/mental-health-providers/art-20045530
How to find a therapist: http://www.webmd.com/anxiety-panic/guide/how-to-find-therapist

Really, there's no reason to kill yourself. There's plenty of hope for recovery, OP.