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>go to major city for music concert
>foolishly park in the closest garage
>Have a good time, many drinks
>Leave
>parking garage closed with car in it
>instant retard rage from alcohol
>lift gate up and enter lot
>Realize its dumb and leave
>Policeman there waiting
>its...
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>max of 2 years
>is it worth it to pay a lawyer?
looks like intoxication isn't responsible for the retardation
>>16915461
Well shoplifting also has the same max. It would be nuts if they were seeking jail time fir these charges. Im gonna get a lawyer but its like throwing away 1500 to 2000 dollars.
>>16915439
>retard in public
>paying to get out of jail time
>lawyer=wasted money
Step it up familia
I want to ask a guy that I've talking with on a date. He likes me he already said it before but he is really hard to please and a really manly kinda guy (loves guns and hunting)
I'm very boring compared to him because I'm more into introverted stuff and I'm not an extrovert like him.
What can we talk about to not get boring? Is the movies good?
>dating while insecure
nope, better yourself first.
>>16915465
How can i do that?
Just be yourself i guess.
If he really likes you He might just don't care if you are not as extrovert as he is.
Movies are still good
Okay fellas. Went on lunch date with cutie last week and it went very well. At the end we said we should hang out again this week. I told her to let me know later when is a good time. So she texts me days later for something unrelated and brings up the plans to confirm. She tells me to let her know when I have time.
So I put the call in her court and she put it back on mine. I can't tripple dip so now I have to make up the time.
Why did this happen?
>>16915396
She wants you to take the lead. Do it.
>>16915396
shes a woman and wants to be passive. its nature. sure some women like to be the one in charge, but most dont. or they at least wnat to pretend you are in charge.
idk what the issue is. she confirmed she wants another date. she just wants you to choose it.
Because I'm insecure and afraid that my time will not work for her and ill take that as a rejection
I am a male
is water in your rectum deadly?
no its good for u
>>16915379
>is water in your rectum deadly?
No, it's an enema. Doctors use them all the time, as do some BDSM practitioners. They're not something you'd want to do often, but they won't kill you.
>>16915387
>They're not something you'd want to do often
why
So there's this fuckboy/drug dealer around town who has apparently fucked with a lot of people's shit including my own. Part of me wants to see him down on his knees crying like a little bitch. (and I'm not the only one). But another part of me feels for him because there is a tiny glimmer of good in him. I try to be a Christian but this dude is testing me. I feel like I am the only one who can save his sorry ass.
Is this even possible? If so, how could I do this? Anyone else know of a situation like this? What happened? Or should I just let things lie...
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Your first problem is believing in God OP, but I can applaud you for trying to do something good. How old is he?
>>16915359
> "I try and be Christian"
Fuck that shit. Just go out and do something sly, like give a tip to the cops about a drug dealer ;).
>>16915359
What the hell is a fuckboy?
I'm constantly struggling. Should I have more trash cans around, or what? I need some house keeping general tips for a tidy home, within a week after cleaning, my house is right back to a pigsty.
1. do a little bit every day
2. don't throw shit on the floor, always put your clothes in the hamper, garbage in the trash can, dishes in the sink, etc
3. get rid of all the extraneous clutter shit you have; goodwill or garage sale, or throw it in a box and stuff it in a closet somewhere. The less junk you have laying around, the easier it is to clean.
4. do a little bit every day, faggot
it's not THAT hard to do
Generate less trash, get rid of stuff that makes an unusual amount of clutter and make dedicated spaces for putting things when they leave your hands. All of this is designed to make it easy for you. You have to realistically weigh a dirty home against all of these impulsive conveniences you currently practice.
Get one of these if you don't have it, put all your dirty clothes in it.
One trash can / bag is enough. In the kitchen, below the sink. Put all your trash there. Go several times a day through your home, pick trash that you see laying around and put it in the trash bag. As soon as trash bag is full, take it out and replace it with an empty one.
Also vacuum once / week.
/adv/, I've forgotten how to do life.
It's 6PM and I haven't gotten out of bed yet, I haven't seen unfiltered daylight in two months. I've lost all creative ability I used to have, I get no enjoyment out of anything active anymore.
My days consist of laying in bed, getting out an hour before the supermarket closes, getting myself a bunch of beer and very little food.
Then I make it home, plop down on the couch and drink and smoke weed until I pass out, upon coming to, I drag myself back into bed.
Even the 5 minute walk to the...
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>>16915291
Are you getting any help for your depression, anon?
It gets better if you fight it. If you let go to it, it gets worse.
>>16915301
I was getting treatment, but I've stopped going, mostly due to my fear of going outside. It's almost physically painful for me to be seen by people.
I know I need help somehow, but I don't exactly know how to do that in this situation.
>>16915331
Some therapist come home to see you. Some therapists offer help on the phone.
Look online if there is one in your area!
I went through the same shit you're going through and I am still trying to get better, but things improved so much since 3 months ago.
I swear it gets better, even if it's scary.
A man(47) wants me(21) to have a quickie with his wife(31) in front of him. Should I do it?
He's not a cuckold, just likes to see her banged (what he said).
Do you want to do it? Why not?
may as well. careful he doesn't try your backdoor when you're not looking tho.
>>16915289
I think I want to do it, I'm just nervous because I've never had sex with someone else closeby (or watching).
I'm also afraid that this will fuck up my life and I will become a freak. Currently studying at Uni.
>>16915290
He's straight ;^)
Recent college graduate.
Apply for 3 different jobs in the past 2 weeks online, not a single reply.
Have good CV and portfolio up online with script that let's me see who visits it, not a single visit.
What's going on? Am I doing something wrong? Am I being impatient?
>>16915267
do you call them to review your application?
I doubt you're doing anything wrong, competition is rough out there senpai.
>>16915273
Call them? Am I supposed to call them? Shit I didn't know that.
>>16915276
Very true, but I would've expected them to at least go through my portfolio (I do graphic design, video, all that adobe shit). But I didn't get a single view. I mean, maybe they see my CV and see how I'm inexperienced and that sort of shit but I think they'd at least check my work.
Just found out my gf's mom has been talking shit about me to her behind my back for months.. All the while she hasn't said a word to me. Do i confront her about being hypocritcal cunt or do i be the better person and not say anything?
>pic related cause she's one of these...
keep it on the down low and bang the mom.
>>16915264
i knew i could count on you for quality advice
I'm sorry your vagina hurts ~sempai~
are college certificates worth much? i ask because i'm trying to finish an AAS and found that i can squeeze in a certificate on the side.it's not too much extra work but it still is a bit of time and cash that i rather not spend if i don't need to. but at the same time, more is better right?
oh the cert btw is a quality assurance one. i've completed most of the classes under my main plan but the two that are left are at some inconvenient time slots(late night or other weekdays i'm not at school meaning more driving and expenses).
I'm looking for places that will hire anyone either temporary or part-time. Retail is fine, but I don't want to work a cash register (had a bad experience with them at a previous job).
I live in NYC and have an associate's degree if that helps.
Try stocking positions.
Or if you can get a class D license, try part time security work.
I'm looking to see if anyone here has gone through this before. I'm in happy relationship of about a year. I enjoy being with my girlfriend and I could see myself marrying her. Our relationship isn't perfect but we get along well and there haven't been any major problems so far. My problem is I sometimes miss my ex girlfriend. Not romantically though. We dated for five years but I havent see her in over a year. I don't miss being together but I do miss our friendship. I wish I could at least text her and see how she is but my girlfriend is very jealous....
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This is a touchy situation my dude, did you feel like you connected better with this other lady or are you feeling residual emotions from a long term relationship/connection with someone else, because that's a real natural thing
>wall of txt
>rly sorry
>>16915231
I don't think I connected better with the ex vs the current. Its hard for me not to care about someone who I loved so much, albeit a few years ago. Our relationship crashed and burned hard at the end. I don't have any desire to get back into a relationship with her.
>>16915241
Hmmm I guess if you really believe it's plutonic and you can trust yourself not to
>g e t y o u r p e e n w e t
then contact her, even if it's behind your current girlfriend's back, there's no absolutes, things are rarely black and white so I wouldn't get caught up on morality.
Or the antithesis that you really are missing the wet peen and or you miss the feeling you had then, rather than the actual person.
I had an instance of this with...
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How do i make myself look more manly?
well, post what you look like so we can help you
>>16915218
By taking decision, by taking care of others.
>Short or short medium length hair.
>Facial hair (please note there's a very fine line between well kept facial hair and neckbeard basement-dweller tier).
>Dressing well.
>Having an alpha personality.
I'm editing a video for a company (pic related), and they wanted footage of the young boy in the video, who is African american, when he was younger. That footage is either lost or N/A. My boss says to take footage of another black child around the age that is mentioned and use that in place of the first boy. I'm not very sure that is right to do, and though I am black, I think it's just kinda messed up.
I don't support Kim Davis. but should I #Domyjob or put my foot down?
Just do it. In life we have to do a lot of things that we may not feel good about but that's life.
Plus if you don't, it gives your boss more reason to let you go.
