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hey guys, how the fuck do i change the format back
THJIS SHIT IS FUCKING ANNOYING
>>16985656
Hi Lola,
I believe that after April Fool's Day, the joke's over.
But as for now, the joke's on you, Lola. The joke is on you.
>>16985656
Suck my fat cock
>>16985669
Isn't Emily a girl's name?
So how do I get girls? Treat them like shit? Or like men? The advice is contradictory.
>>16985638
There is no magic advice. Depending on the girl, and what you're wanting said girl for, it will vary. I had an abusive father, so I don't do very well with people that try to treat me like shit or antagonize me. I just cut them off and move on. If I'm treated like I'm just one of the guys, that's great. But I don't do casual sex. I do have a few easy friends that seek validation, and they'll sleep with just about anything that gives them attention, no matter how you treat them.
"like people" is generally the preferred method
>>16985638
Hi Edith.
When approaching women you find physically attractive, it is important that you behave naturally but in a friendly and outgoing manner.
Doing so allows her to honestly gauge your personality and vice versa. This prevents you both from entering relationships with people who's company you may not enjoy.
You should be prepared to turn away women who you don't believe are agreeable, and vice versa, in spite of initial attraction. It is very fair to say that you will need to meet...
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Im sorry for the long winded whining and coming across like im literally begging for money when I know others have it worse or cant even afford some of the things I takw for granted. Bit I just feel down about this and needed somewhere to talk about it. Os thanks. i have been 19 for 3 weeks and have cried twice already. Im from Southampton uk ans in a third year of catering college. So has anyone ever just lost it and broke dowm because they cant afford to go on holiday with all of their friends. This one friend now has a job so hes back to spending money on just about everything....
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>>16985579
first of all, grow the fuck up.
if all you want to do is go and eat out and g clubbing and shit, then sell your body, sell drugs, and acquire easy money to do so since it seems thats all you care about.
work hard, be patient, and then live within your means. your time will come, and you must work towards it. you do realize youre crying because you want to go out clubbing but you cant? think how stupid that is.
go once to see how you like it. it fucking sucks. nothing special. i understand youre...
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>>16985579
Such is life, anon.
I feel you. I grew up in a nicer suburb because we were so poor that my mom had to have us live with her parents who were wealthy. So I had all these wealthy, and at the very least, upper middle class, friends.
Started going on cruises when they were 16, paid for by mommy and daddy. Had cars the moment they turned 16.
And when we turned into adults, their parents still pay their rent and bills, so even if they were employed, their entire paycheck was disposable since they...
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Thanks will for the adice that's the case with my friends too. I have one wo has a real rags to riches as is adopted parents are really really rich and he just wishes he could get his inheritance already but kristi, I'm always the one who doesn't want to o clubing and just I back at campmnd enjoy the provided entertainment and maybe a nice book. I have no desire or interest in clubbing i s my best friend who always tries to pull me o o when I don't have moneymoney
Effectively, I've been a hermit my whole life and I think I have social anxiety disorder - never been officially diagnosed. I was bullied in high school, not that that's special. I even spend a lot of time with self-improvement. I tried pick up (the seduction stuff) like 7 years ago. I am currently 25 years old. I lost my virginity and got a few lays back in college but it felt emotionally difficult.
The sad thing is I am good looking (honestly), have good body language, am fit, have a solid job and it just doesn't work. I have HUGE resistance when it...
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>>16985564
Stop fapping
>>16985587
Yeah you've got more problems than fapping but it's definitely a great start to quit .
>>16985594
like what?
ABSOLUTELY!
Believe me, honey, you'll knock gurls DED with yo fineass aqua blue hair and that sweet baby beard.
>>16985534
Hi Margie.
I really don't think so.
I suggest having a natural hair color and wearing flannels rather than your current outfit.
Hope this helps.
>>16985534
No
But it does look cool, if that helps.
Hey /adv/ I really need your help. My roommate is a mega stoner which I'm cool with I smoke once in a while. He has been a huge dick lately. One day I see a huge Ray of light as he was meddling with something in his room. I go check it out there text day and this huge zipper container with marijuana sprouts is in there. He is using heat lamps that run all day. I don't like this because the power bill will skyrocket and it's a fire hazard. If a small fire happens and fire fighters come I'm liable with him. The part I hate the most is he never told me. How...
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"I'm not going to get pounded in the ass by some prison nigga because you're running a grow op. You have one hour to get this shit out of here before I physically walk the landlord into this place myself. This is beyond fucked."
>>16985547
/thread
>>16985547
I have to live with him next year :/
Hey /adv/ where do you get your hair cut done at? I'm a guy and don't want a shitty great clips hair cut but I'm kinda self conscience about going to a salon to get a hair cut. Is it stupid for a guy to go to a salon for a nice hair cut.
Great Clips. It's perfectly fine as long as you don't ask for a complicated style. Buzz the sides, trim the top and blend. Simple styles look great as long as you take care of your hair and clean up the edges regularly..
On the other hand there's absolutely nothing wrong with going to a salon either.
>tfw Vietnamese
>tfw my aunts own hair salons
I've never paid for a haircut in my life and it always looks great.
>>16985505
I don't know, I've had bad experiences with great clips. Do you think it's worth the money to go to a salon?
Is it a good idea to put some hard-boiled eggs up my ass?
Yes. Do it.
Then eat shit and die.
>>16985480
let me know how it feels. also, it will probably fall part as youre shoving it in there. you need to go to costco and buy a pack of those pre-harboiled eggs. they are all lubed up and shit.
>>16985480
Dude just eat them. They are fucking delicious.
Put some salt on em? DAAAAAMN DAMN DAYUUUUM
I want to talk to some criminals in very general terms
>Age / Education / State or country you live in
>Have you ever been arrested? What were you charged with?
>What were you convicted of? Felony or misdemeanor?
>How has being labeled a criminal affected your personal life?
>How has being labeled a criminal affected your professional life?
18 college denmark
Has ben charged for hosting CP, my computer was searched and confiscated, even my parentes also got everything taken.
I live in a school dorm so everyone knows what happend. Dident affect my social life afterwards.
Got everything back after 3 weeks and the investigation was stopped.
Never gor arrested, but still quite scary.
>>16985470
And that is why you should always encrypt your HD
>>16985485
It was, i gave them my password as they had a warrant.
I am in love with my only female friend. Unfortunately she has a boyfriend, but she wants to spend a lot of time with me and never mentions him. I want to confess to her, but I am afraid I could lose her as friend and since I don't have a lot of friends or can make friends easily, that would be really terrible for me. What should I do?
Is your attraction to her bigger than your friendship? If you're prepared to lose a friend then you should tell the truth right now. Otherwise you should forget any chance of being with her and just accepting her as a friend.
Also, this is rather obvious but you have to tell her she has to drop her boyfriend if she wants to be with you, otherwise she might try to just cheat on him with you and still have both (don't do that).
>>16985459
>Is your attraction to her bigger than your friendship?
Yes
>Also, this is rather obvious but you have to tell her she has to drop her boyfriend if she wants to be with you, otherwise she might try to just cheat on him with you and still have both (don't do that).
I dont start anything unless shes single.
>>16985463
Then by all means, go ahead anon.
Good luck.
How much of good looks is genetics compared to how you dress, hygiene, diet, haircut, etc?
There's a song.."Thrift Shop" about this. What it says is true.
>>16985435
Face structure
>>16985439
That is genetics
Hello /adv/
I'd like to ask you, how do you keep moving forward even in bad times in your life.
20 y/o
Im studying 3rd year in Electrical engineering. Things going pretty well there.
Kinda poor i guess but can afford to go out with friends.
Had gf year ako was with her for 2 years. Things didn't work out and we Split up im hooking up with random chicks ever since.
When im alone going from parties i feel to be empty inside.. Sometimes thinking about suicide like an easy way out. Dont want to talk about this with friends since i dont wana...
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>>16985346
what im getting from this is
>my life is absolutely normal, in fact its even fine
>but when im alone i wanna kill myself
dont be that guy. this kind of 'depression' is imaginary, and its caused by over stimulation with other people. basically you are so used to being around people that its the only way you know to have fun, its the only thing you think of as fulfilling. so when you are alone for any reason even for a little...
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>>16985346
Talk to your friends. They're there to HELP you and SUPPORT you. It's a burden on them, but I can assure you that if they're really your friends then they'll take it willingly. Also maybe take a break from purposeless sex and spend some time pursuing a meaningful relationship.
>>16985355
Yeah I might be overthinking things.
But what should i do when im alone. For example going home from the bar. Got one hour left till im home. Got no good book around. How do i stop this kind of stuff. (phone games getting boring)
I just split up with my gf of 4 years. It hurts like hell.
I keep thinking about her and how hurt she must be now. I want to go back and say how much I love her, tell her sorry and try to make her feel better but I know I shouldn't and that it'll just make things worse. I'm in tears all the time. What hurts the most is that I helped this person come out of depression and trust people, she said I was her life and soul and now she most think the worst of me, maybe she'll never trust again the same way and it's my fault.
I just went on fb (my...
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Well why did it have to happen? Remind yourself of those reasons by posting them.
>>16985328
Well Tammy, the first thing you should do is nothing.
When we make a hard decision our first impulse is to go back or fix it with the least damage possible.
You must have had good reasons to break with her. Think about them without any judgement and, if you still agree with them it is time for you to seek distraction.
Medical operations hurt as hell when you wake up but they can save your life.
>>16985328
i always fantasize about one of my male friends coming over to mourn the loss of a recent relationship. id get him a beer, we'd play some mario kart, somehow id end up rubbing his feet and then sucking his dick.
then tomorrow we'd pretend like it never happened.
Alright u cucks, I'll need your help.
Recently I started to plan out the work schedule for a group of 5 for the month. Starting this month we are switching to a 8Hour Shift, but with 3 people in total a day, meaning 6-14;14-22;22-6.
How the fuck do i schedule it so 3 people are there daily out of a group of 5 but everybody still comes to ~160hours a month. Would love the help, ill post some infograpfics in the meantime
>>16985311
>alright u cucks, help me weith basic math
no.
>>16985311
Plsrespond.jpg
>>16985314
Come on bruh help me out here .__.
What's the point of working for a girlfriend if you have a tiny benis
Serious question desu
>>16985285
if a girlfriend is only sex to you, then just go fuck hookers and sluts. how tiny is your penis though? 4 inches is average and its about clitoral stimulation so there is that.
i-i mean... BAIT.
>>16985301
4.5 length x 2.5 around
>>16985305
Just hold your breath suring sex, Isaac.
