Look up mark passio natural law on youtube

Take some comfort that your situation is not unique, at least. I can only speak for myself but I have it about the same as you. Last year I moved in with a friend and lived there for about a year making more friends, and as soon as times got tough for me they all moved on. I got dropped like yesterday's trash. I ended up moving to a new city, and nobody even bothered to say goodbye to me.

All I can say is learn to enjoy yourself. Find what makes you happy and do it. I'm currently working ridiculous hours at a job I hate at which I speak to almost nobody because...
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>>16986775
> I'm currently working ridiculous hours at a job I hate at which I speak to almost nobody because they're all jabbering nonstop in Spanish

Is it a factory/warehouse job?

Keep not posting pictures or meeting up? I mean, that's why you made the account..

>>16986751
google bdsm and find other sites than fetlife devoted to it. Some have forums where you can post and exchange ideas and questions. Some have group meetups where you can meet people without looking for a 1-to-1 hook up

We can't hand-hold you through your sex life, that just wont work.

>>16986732

your virginity is not your entire sex life. whatever happens tomorrow is not what sex is going to be like for the rest of your life.

it will likely be awkward, sloppy, a little weird, a little anti climactic, but still insanely fun its own way. you will have millions of different kinds of sex, ranging from beautifully passionate to quickies just to get it out of your system, to regret sex, to randomly hot sluts gracing you with their vagina, to this and that and the third thing.

so just go in tomorrow...
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Use protection

>>16986738
Pretty much this.

Dont't try to perform. Just take it slow, and enjoy it.
Be mentally prepared for failure (finishing early, most likely) and plan in advance what to do if it happens.

did you know that its estimated that there are over 100 trillion ants in the world

>>16986711
Yes, but is it normal for a consistent amount to be in someone's house, and should I be worried about it?

What color are they? What state are you in? Where do they usually appear?

that area of skin between your waist and your dick gets ingrown hairs RIDICULOUSLY easy, so be prepared for that in a few days, its very annoying and is the reason why I trim instead of shave, oddly enough the skin on the scrotum never gets ingrown hairs I wonder why.

>>16986693
Put lotion on before hand, use shaving cream during.

I suggest a good razor-not a cheapy dollar store on. Do small strokes, and push down on your skin as you stroke. It may seem scary, but pushing down will actually give you less razor burn because the hairs are thicker. It's basically how guys have to shave their beards-it's where I learned it actually.

Have a cup near by that you can dip and clean your razor after each stroke, the hair will build up pretty quickly and wear your razor out...
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>>16986699
i had always trimmed, but it was getting itchy for the past few days

There is no peace of mind to give. It's unlikely that you'd be caught, but if you are then it's as bad as you would expect.

>>16986659
damn, exactly what i expected i guess. Fuck me i hope nothing big comes of this

>>16986655
Some states have a minimum property damage value for an unreported accident for it to actually be a crime, and even if it is, it's probably a low-level misdemeanor. So if you just scratched their paint a bit, nbd, just be more careful/less of a dick next time.

If you collided more substantially idk.

>she pretends like she is taken
Stop. Do grown ups play pretend?

You're in uni. You're not 12. Start dating women.

like >>16986596 said, you're in college now and you sending texts to girls saying shit like you're 12?

>>16986594
>>16986596 is right, this is some high-school shit.
>This is what i wanna send
Don't send that, dumbass.

Try imagining that you're a mature, grown man, and think about what you would do in this situation. Then do that.

>>16986526
if your looking at life in the short term, yes.
If your looking for a good life in the long term, no.

>>16986526
First off she is ugly

Second off
You are a Heretic contemplating premarital sex willing to kill an unborn life so you can self indulge.

I think you should go for it but you should make your intentions clear. Never lie, and if you havent anything polite to say just keep in quiet.

Basically tell her that you think she is alright, and youd be willing to screw but you arent interested in dating her. If she isnt interested who gives a shit? I used to play that card alot and while alot of highschool girls need to be in a relationship to fuck, just wait until you get to college. Its the opposite.

>>16986523
If you go ahead and do that, you'll ruin your relationship forever -- everything you like about having a mother will be gone, and because you'll be ostracized by society, a loving/girlfriend/wife relationship won't be possible.

>>16986523
Sorry I posted on /b/ before. But I can really use your advice.

>>16986523
Hot senpai. Super hot.

Admit it though, it'd tarnish your relationship until the day you died.

No one will ever love you like your mother, but I don't think fucking her hard and long is the correct or sensible thing to do.

Try talking to older women.

Yeah, it's meant to be an insult. Menwhores are immature guys who sleep around a lot with women that they care nothing about. Menwhores are not dating material.

Guess you ahould stick to the clubs

Manwhore means she might think you're sexy, but once it's known that a guy has fucked EVERYONE his value goes way down. A girl who fucks a manwhore will be looked down on not only by men but by other women.

>>16986546
Yep

It is not "one way only" it works both ways if you have so much fucking sex.

An easy degree to attain that will gurrantee you a job is a nursing degree. it pays well and doesnt require much academic work.

>>16986432
Unfortunately in a lot of places the workforce is flooded with Licensed Practical Nurses (LPNs) and Registered Nurses (RNs). Normally it's a pretty safe field, but in some places nurses have had their hours cut back if they are lucky, laid off if they are not.

Your beating a dead horse unless you get your attitude and goals right first. Ask yourself why don't you want to be a bum. Really think about it. What are the casual factors to how you feel? Good luck friend

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>>16986419
bump please someone help me ive had a long day

You wait for April Fool's Day to be over, retard.

>>16986430
okay fuck thanks I haven't been on in a while and I thought shit changed and I don't like change

>>16986385
>Get her glass of water
>Fill it with pills containing around 200mg of diphenhydramine
>Wait until she passes out
>Take her to the ER anyway

>>16986385
Call 911 anyway and have them figure it out

>>16986385
>I think my mom had a stroke but she doesn't want to go to the ER.
Get her to the ER ASAP.
If you can't convince her, call 911 and an ambulance will come over.

Don't fucking do this >>16986394

>>16986376
Fuck you dude, you're making us look bad.

What's your question at least?

>>16986399
I dont know do i run away or do i prepare to get assfucked by life

>>16986376
Pplease help

I've also been using Tinder, Bumble, and Okcupid on the dating front

>>16986271
Bump

Meetup.com is exactly how you do it, just keep at it. Also explore other websites that list events in your area. It'll be easy once you make friends with at least three people who have their own connections