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I'm not at a service it's a dinner at my church. I'm sure no one will catch me and there's a private bathroom. Do I? Ps it's weird porn so take that in consideration
>>16992827
No. You should not masturbate in the house of God. Even if you arent religious just dont do that. Freaking contain yourself for a couple hours.
>>16992827
Careful. You might cut yourself on that edge
>>16992827 what the fuck?! Dude! Jerk it in the car.
Fucked it up majorly with a girl a year ago by cheating and ass-hat beahvior, she became somewhat of a crush after that, never felt that way for a girl in my 20s.
>Now she wants me back
>Fuck yeah
>Met her yesterday
>She's nice but nothing special..
the crush is gone, just like that.
I just don't think monogamy is for me...
>>16992821
What are we supposed to tell you?
>>16992821
its not for everyone. but as a straight guy it can be hard to meet your quotas. if you arent willing to sleep with dudes, consider dating girls as if you were monagamous, but ditching when you start getting cheating urges. its okay to date someone knowing it will be temporary.
it gets harder as you get older tho.
thank god im a faggot
>>16992828
How you fall in love with someone, it's like I never feel anything anymore.
Autist here. How do i cut communications with girls who are interested in me when i dont feel the same way? I dont want to be rude to them but they both make me really uncomfortable bc theyre very flirty and they come on very strong.
Related: Why am i only interested in girls I dont think i can get? Does this just make me immature?
Tell them they make you uncomfortable and you don't want them to bother you anymore. Rude, but it might hurt their feefees enough that they leave you alone. Could just make 'em mad though.
As for your related questions...because you're a retarded autist who is indeed immature.
>>16992752
>autist here
real autist, or is this just something you say?
>how do i cut communications
be blunt. say 'im sorry but we cannot hangout anymore. if you wanna lie and say you're seeing someone, do that.
>why am i only interested in girls i dont think i can get
probably beause they are hot and we all want hot people. no fat man wants to date a fat chick. theyd just rather do that...
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>>16992760
Yea i suppose your right and ill have to bite the bullet :/ thanks man
I'm way too emotional. On one hand, it's awesome because I feel like I get more out of everything- good times, bad times, shitty movies, 80's music, whatever.
But it sucks because other people don't seem to feel this way. I don't really care if they think I'm weird, but it sucks to be in love with everything and most people are like "meh" all the time.
Comments?
Pic related: how I feel about everything.
>>16992732
I know the feel to an extent, but I honestly dont what else to say.
Music kicks ass though.
I know the feel, I suppose.
It almost seems like it's bad to live life as intensely as you can. I regularly get told to take a chillpill and my project group does not really seem to appreciate my enthusiasm anymore. I guess it's tiring if you can't keep up that level of energy.
Escitalex
asked her out
she called the police and claimed harrasing
all i told her was hi and that i would like to meet her after work
just bee yourself GODDAMN i shouldn't have listened
>>16992703
worse they can do is tell you to stop bugging her. you stop bugging her and you will literally never have ap roblem again.
the problem wasnt that you were yourself, the problem is her. no matter what you look like there is no reason she had to call the police.
maybe dne hit on shallow bitchs
Either shes an atention seeking whore or you arent telling the whole story.
How do you deal with the fact that you pour your heart and soul out to someone, telling them how much you love them, need them and miss them, and them just flat out telling you that they do not love you anymore? I feel like absolute fucking shit and I have no idea how to continue
you could become an alcoholic like I did
or man up.
>>16992691
>how do you deal
are you actually asking how to deal with it or are oyu just using that question framing as an excuse to whien.
done get me wrong, its a whine worthy situation, but when you open with
>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH
and then reject any advice its frustrating to an advice board.
>>16992709
I want advice. I want to know how it stops hurting. I want to know how go get her out of my fucking head and never think about her again.
Has anyone here ever broken a porn addiction? Ive kicked a lot of addictions in my life. Porn has got to be the absolute hardest to stop doing. I hate it. I feel like a slave to it. Any tips on how to stop? I gave up for like 2 weeks once, then my ex tried using sex to get back together with me, which led to me getting back into porn to make sure my dick doesnt make any mistakes.
I feel you. Masturbating without porn helps because you disassociate the two and you're less likely to watch it if you're not horny.
>>16992636
Ehy would you watch porn if you can fuck a girl?
>>16993277
No gf and not degenerate.
So I think I'm allergic to latex condoms. Used a condom a few days ago (masturbated with it, no sex) and everything was fine. Today when I was cleaning my dick in the shower, I noticed a bunch of small, tiny red bumps on my head. They look like rashes but idk. I'm uncut and there were some on the inside of my foreskin when I roll it back. I know for damn sure it's not an STD cause I didn't have sex. So just to confirm, is this what happens when you have an allergic reaction to a condom?
Pic related. Condom I used.
see a doc for now and use non latex condoms next time
>>16992629
if you are alergic to latex there are latex free condoms too.
1) Your allergic to latex
2) You have an STD that has been dormant for years
3) Random coincidence
Go get checked out by your Doc just for safe measures asap
So, this customer at work told me she lost her phone and already did everything she could to look for it there. I told her that if I find it, I'll turn it in.
I didn't think about it too much obviously, but later that night, I find out that my brother's gf (who works at the same store as me) pocketed it and gave it to my brother. I told him that he really should just return it, but then he started acting like a smug bitch and saying
>not your problem
>who cares
>no...
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>>16992615
Tell management, they'll be able to see him take it in the cameras
>>16992634
It was outside, though. We don't have cameras outside. Also, it was the gf, not my brother.
Your brother and his girlfriend sound like complete dicks. It's not theirs and you don't know how well off that girl it's just because she has an expensive phone. She or her family could have been saving up for a long time to afford that. Regardless, her wealth doesn't justify stealing another person's property. It's not some heroic Robin Hood type deed to pocket a lost cell phone. Take it back from your shitstain brother and return it to the girl.
My penis needs quenching, I'd say I'm about a 6.5-7/10. I have no contacts that are down to mate on short notice. I don't want to bother spending money on a hooker.
What do?
Fap a little
>>16992624
I will not waste my virile seed on virtual women
I can't wait much longer, I think I will go down the library and try to woo an ugly looking girl, maybe she will give me a blowjob in a bathroom stall.
Is this a good idea? Is there hope?
So long story short I binged the fuck out playing vidya as a kid and now I have social anxiety.
I'm in college now and getting nervous in seminar is fuckin me over big time.
How do you anons get over social anxiety?
