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>Be 18
>Accepted into lots of colleges

I need help people, how do I decide on where to go?
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>>16990220
Go to the biggest in-state school. Or wherever you got the best scholarship deal.
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First priority is which can get you th best education for your chosen field.
Second priority is cost and whether you can afford it.
Third is general school reputation.
Fourth is location, what environment it is and how far you are from places you want to be (like home, towns, etc.)
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>go where the money is
get your degree cheap. go to CC for your generals/associate, transfer to a uni for the rest
>prestige
bullshit. being valedictorian of "state school university" is better than barely scraping by at an ivy league. you get out what you put in

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As the title goes, I made a website about writing stories with memes and gifs.

Can you guys try it, and tell me what you think about it?

http://nessir.com/test2.php?textid=1
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I like the idea. But you need a better marketing to get it going.
It isn't fun, if when I check it there is noone else than me on the website. goodluck bro.
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I have added a few memes to the Batman vs DarthVader one.

I think, this could be a real fun, if some more channers participate. Cheers Anon.
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I like the idea.

But, your site has a few problems on browser resize. You should fix that.

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>be me
>ask qt3.14 out for coffee
>day comes
>chicken out, ask to reschedule
>rescheduled date arrives
>chicken out again
>say I'm stuck at a work meeting and i won't be able to make it
That was a month or so ago anons. She did not seem pissed from her messages. Now, I want to ask her out once more - due to recent events, I'm certain I won't cancel. How should I go about it? I rarely see her in our uni, so face-to-face is not happening. What specifically should I message her to communicate my intentions but not sound like a dick or like I'm too apologetic? I am hilariously incompetent at messaging women. Pls halp.
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>>16990150
You just ask. That's it. But personally, if a guy did that to me, I'd just take it as him not being interested or trying to play mind games. It's a little off-putting.
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>>16990175
I know that that's how she probably thought of my actions, but at this point it doesn't matter. What should I message her though? "Hey, wanna grab coffee?"? That seems kind of insensitive given last time. On the other hand, "Hey, want to try again?" seems too beta.
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>>16990150
Why the fuck would you chicken out over getting coffee? Your malaise is beyond me.

Just ask her again and don't chicken out this time. A whole month of curving someone is ridiculous. I'm surprised she's still talking to you, and feel as if you should be appreciative of the fact that she still is.

Don't sweat it, but quit putting it off. It's not that big of a deal. Just message her to ask to do something again, and don't do this shit in the future.

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Hey guys, I got my first blowjob ever, and I couldn't finish. She kept going for like 20 minutes or something, but I just couldn't finish. My girlfriend's tits were out and everything, but for some reason, I couldn't come. Any advice?
I'm a virgin, by the way.
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>>16990140
some girls just cant get me off via oral, others i cant last more than 5 minutes with. perhaps your gf needs to refine her technique
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We're you nervous? Do you masturbate regularly? How rough do you masturbate?

If you masturbate, over time people start going rougher. You grip harder and get used to rougher sensation. Then, when real sex happens, it's a lot gentler than what you're used to, and not enough stimulation to bring you to orgasm.

Avoid masturbating or deliberately only masturbate gently, and you will re-acclimate to the softer sensation, and then it shouldn't be a problem anymore.
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>>16990140
Chill out, you were probably just nervous. Also, if you're the type of guy who masturbates with a tight death grip on your dick, that can cause desensitization.

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Yo, /adv/. I've been trying to get out and get back into the dating game after splitting with my first serious gf. I've had a handful of girls that have wanted to go out with me recently but I eventually turn them down because they're not my type. And so I was wondering how you're supposed to attract a girl of a certain type. How do I present myself in ways that show that I'm looking for a specific type? Is turning down a string of potential partners all a natural part being single Pringle?

Alternatively, there's a QT in my anatomy class that I think I like and she openly compliments me and thinks I'm funny. Is that the case where I should start pursuing her if I think I want to?

Thanks
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>>16990019

you are being too vague and you know it
>how am i supposed to attract a girl of a certain type

hwo do you answer that without knowing waht that type fucking is?

that being said, lets pretend we did. think about the kind of girl yo uare attracted to. when you see other guys attracted to them are they like you? some sure, but for the most part there are completely different types of men attracted to the same type of girl.

pursue girls who interest you. turn down ones who dont.
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>>16990019
Its just chance.

Its meeting people until you meet your type.
IF you're getting dates and turning girls down, that tells me enough to say you arent a faggot so I dont have to fill you with be cooler bullshit advice.

So its just a matter of odds, and it really is pure mathematics.

Keep living your life normally, keep doign the things you do and liking the things you like, and most importantly keep yourself in situations where you meet new people.

Eventually you'll meet some girl who just likes you fine the way you are, and vice versa.

This could be an endeavour that will take a few years. Odds are wont happen tomorrow or next week.

Thats why by far the most important thing here is to all but forget about it and keep doing your you things.
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>>16990043
>>16990019


Ive a nasty habit for not reading the whole post and going off before seeing all of it, sorry:

>girl in class

Yeah, pursue, shes into it. Just dont expect it to work out. STill on the odds thing.

>Turning down string of partners normal?

Yes, because there are so many different compatibilities that go past initial attraction that it takes time together past that initial spark to even know if you're at all good together.

You sound like me 7 years ago.

I met my current gf who is likely to become my wife 2 years ago.

I had dates and flings with two other women the very month I met her.

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how do i stop being autistic and thinking i'm in love with every girl i see?
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>>16990003
Realize they're all as shitty as you
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>>16990003
When a stranger is being nice to you, do not consider it flirtatious. Knowing that some people view being nice as a retail server means I am flirting has made it sometimes tough for me to want to be nice as a retail worker, because I am sure not trying to get people bugging me for my phone digits at work for having basic decent human interaction skills.

OP, could you explain your problem with a
>greentext
anecdote? This might illuminate where your problem lies.
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>>16990003
Become a complete narcissist and act as if they all want to faceplant right on your fucking dick.

Or just beat off more often.

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/adv/, I need advice. What's the most efficient way of disposing of a dead hooker's body?
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>>16989960

you dispose it the same way you would any dead body you judgemental prick. just cuz shes a sex worker doesn't mean you need special fancy chemicals or equipment dayummm
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u gotta use the hook for the hookers mate.
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I'd say get something heavy like a bricks and rope, take a boat to a deep part of a lake or ocean and dump the body there. The evidence will be gone and nobody will bother looking there.

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Can someone tell me the fucking point of tinder?

My friends reccomended it to me over the winter and since around Christmas, I've been frantically swiping. Primarily looking for a relationship, although sex works too. So far, I've:

-matched with nearly a hundred girls
-gone on a total of: one date
-girl didn't wear makeup, made me pay for her meal, didn't get a text back

I've matched with girls that don't message back. I've matched with girls who will start to message, but can't be bothered to text more than "cool" and "haha".

This is the biggest waste of time in my life. I could have gotten more success by actually standing in public with a sign that says "date me". What am I doing wrong, /adv/? General tinder /adv/ice is welcomed here.

I'm currently on the low end of available matches, and I refresh every day and get about 5 girls. I swipe right always now (no exceptions not even fatties BC why the hell not) and I get one match in maybe 20 girls.

I'm good looking, fit, my bio is witty and funny and acceptable. What gives?
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>>16989943
dating apps are toxic. consider the following
>people use dating apps because they arent having much luck in real life
>they go to a dating app where they are introduced to an entire smorgasbord of men who want nothing more than to bang and/or date them
>after just one day they will have seen everyone in their area
>within one week they would have talked to everyone they are interested in

so anyone who has been using the app for more than a few weeks clearly has some sort of issue. likely, they are the female equivelent of what i discussed in my first post.

they want a 'bf' but because they have a very specific idea of what a bf is, they arent finding it anywhere. instead of seeing if they have real chemistry, they are simply walking down the aisle, trying to figure out what is the ONE thing at the groccery store they can buy, based solely on pictures and labels.

if a woman is on tinder for too long, they are losing their ability to feel chemistry.

you as a man can fall into a very similar pattern here, but with the added harshness of constant rejection.

it is an app made for people who want to date, yet no one seems to have success there for very long. that should tell you something.

>id have better luck standing with a sign that says 'date me'

why not do this then?
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>>16989943
>biggest waste of time

That's pretty much it dude. It's a hook up app. Sure there are success stories but that's like a 0.1% chance with someone who is awesome.

Go to places you like to go to and find girls there. Better yet, give up on dating and work on yourself and any hobbies. That's what attracts people to you.

>standing in public with a sign that says "date me"

You actually will have more of a success rate doing that than you ever would with Tinder because you actually get to start the convo face to face and it's a way to put yourself out there.
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>>16989943
>Can someone tell me the fucking point of tinder?
Hookups. Likewise with kik. People who try to use it for actual dating are missing the point entirely.

Hey guys I'm after some advice on a girl.

We met on a dating app, we are both recently divorced with amicable splits after 6 years each. She had been overseas for her marrage and had only been home for 2 weeks. She still hadn't got a job back here in Australia.

We were chatting for a while, she flaked on our first date and then stopped talking to me for two weeks.

I randomly messaged her to see how she was and we started talking again.
From there we went out for a drink on a Saturday night, we spent 4 hours talking and from there we went back to her place and had mind blowing sex for about 4 hours on and off.

Here is where it gets tricky.

She had said a few times whilst we were in the act that I was gorgeous on a few occasions, she also said she can't believe she is fucking a guy as hot as me. She said "wow you are way out of my league". I went down on her and she pretty well much said I was a god.
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After this evening of fun, I had mentioned that I was into her and that she indeed was in my league. She had said that she didn't want a relationship, but was still wanting to see me, but also needed to sleep around as she had always been going from one relationship to another. I told her I was in the same boat. (I've got a few girls on rotation, but she is by far the best one and I have a connection with her)

3 days later, on the Wednesday we had lunch together and conversation flowed extremely well. I find her extremely attractive and I complamented her on her dress and how stunning she was.

She found a job and was starting it on Monday after the weekend.

I dropped her home not expecting anything, she asked me out on Saturday night for dinner. Kissed me, said she looks forward to seeing me and ran inside (it was raining at the time).

I had mentioned to her on the Thursday that I was looking forward to Saturday night, and I was a lucky guy to be going out on another date with her. She replied "you're making me shy" but we had small chit chat afterwards.

Friday I had sent her a message asking how her day was. With no reply, but I knew she wasn't good at speedy replying, sometimes going a day in between replying.

Saturday morning came. And I get the messages shown in the photo I've uploaded.

What happened? I'm going to give it a week and then just ask her how her new job is going. I'm actually really devistated over this. I really did like her.
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bumping for replys
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There is no dating advice beyond cutting your losses and moving in.

You'll still in the denial stages here so it's very likely you won't listen and cherry-pick advice that cooperates with your ego.

Stop talking to her. Date other women.

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>meet qt girl
>we hit it off
>she's still with her high school boyfriend
>oh well
>become friends
>time passes
>she just broke up with him
>says she was tired of balancing a relationship with everything else in her life
>says she just wants to have fun with her friends and isn't interested in a relationship right now

What do I do? How long do I wait to say something? It's like I'm aiming for a bull's eye with my eyes closed.
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Just offer her money for sex, she'll only be mad if you low ball it
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>>16989782
great post
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Be her friend, don't come on to her... like at all. Keep it casual.

Hey /adv/

I am a 21f who quit smoking 2 weeks ago. I smoked 4-5 cigarettes before that (I am 5'1" and weight 94lbs) and have done so for the past year.

Cravings are pretty much gone already, probably because I have been smoking for only a year. However, the problem is that I have been having this terrible headache these past two days. Also, I can't concentrate to save my life which probably explains any grammatical errors in this post.
I spent the weekend sleeping and working so far. I feel like shit.

Did anyone experience this and for how long did you have these headaches? I looked this up on google but it doesn't have much information on people who get headaches that have been smoking for only a year. Thank you!
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>>16989697

>4 cigarettes a day
>12 months
>"I quit, it's hard"

you were never a smoker

go buy a vape you fucking turdnugget

don't forget to put some racing stickers on your scion tc
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Headaches will go away in another week or two I'd wager. I smoked for a few years and quit and it took me about a month for all the physical symptoms to go away and about another 2 for the mental things like irritability.

The worst part is the smoking dreams- dreams that feel really vivid and you're smoking in them and you feel like a piece of shit but you keep going anyway. Then you wake up and realize it was just a dream. That shit stays with you for a long time, and it can be an emotional roller coaster.
You can do it though anon, I have faith in you.
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>>16989719
So much anger.

You didn't answer my question, btw. Whether or not I was a light smoker, it doesn't change the fact that I have a bad headache and can't concentrate.

Yea, I vaped for the past two months, but I still wanted to stop being addicted to nicotine. I am a poor college student so the habit was getting expensive for me. And also I was always short on breath when I was vaping too.

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How do you gain the confidence to get a new haircut? I've had a bunch of people tell me I should get a new haircut since mine is "boring?". I just have a medium fade. it's cheap and easy. But a girl I'm friends with suggested I get pic related, she said she really likes it and other girls do too.

But honestly, I think I would be really embrassed. I don't think I could have a haircut like that. What do I do?
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Even a haircut like this too. I don't know why, but just looking at new haircuts makes me feel nervous.
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Might you post a pic i can help you out
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>>16989614
If you don't want to do it then don't do it. It's your body after all, only change yourself if you want to change yourself. They're not going to have to live with your hairstyle, you are.

I just got like two feet chopped off. I'd been thinking about it for years but I couldn't ever bring myself to make an appointment with a salon so I cut it myself on impulse knowing I would have to get it fixed.

How do affirmations work? People say a positive affirmation will make you more conscious of opportunities to make it happen, but wouldn't it just attract evidence to where you actually start to believe it? If you tell yourself you are rich, how does that make it more likely?
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it doesn't, the law of attraction isn't real.
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>>16989559

>People say a positive affirmation will make you more conscious of opportunities to make it happen

Its pretty much bullshit they put in pamphlets and on the cover of self-help books to trick you into spending 100$ on tickets on a seminar to see some asshole in a suit tell you what a special person you are.

If you want something, work for it, and even then there's a chance you won't achieve it.

That's the law of the universe. Luck + Preparation. That's it.

If affirmations boost your confidence and make you feel better than go for it, it can't hurt.
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you're just pumping yourself up psychologically. some people can do it, others can't.

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I GOT GUM IN MY PUBES AND I CANT GET IT OUT ITS MINTY AND ITS BURNING AWAY AT MY CLIT I THINK HELP THIS WAS A BAD
IDEA ABORT
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Dry off your pubes.
Get a handful of olive oil and soak your pubes in it.
The gum should come off.

How did you get gum on your pubes?
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>>16989539
THIS IS SUPER HELPFUL AND ILL TRY IT NOW...

Don't ask it was a weird home waxing treatment gone wRONG
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throw some peanut butter on that gum

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I have a thing for pregnant girls, girls who look pregnant(like when they have food babies and shit), and girls who are thicc and have a belly.

Is this fucked up? How do I possibly tell my girlfriend about this? She seems to really want to please me in any way possible but I still feel weird telling her. I told her about my impregnation fetish and she said "that's really weird" but not in a way where she seemed she would be against including it in the bedroom somehow.

Also if you have any nice pics feel free to share.
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>>16989338
>impregnation fetish

ITS NOT A FETISH IS LITERALLY THE REASON YOUR PENIS AND VAGINA EXIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAS THE ILLITERATES
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>>16989338
Pretty normal. Probably an evolution thing, like having "pride" or something that the human race is being furthered.

They make "pads" like that that simulate the appearance of pregnancy. Maybe you can get one and ask her to wear it under her clothes.
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>>16989361

yeah and after she denies your insane request, you can expect divorce papers

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