Would you play a game of Gargoyles and Gravel with these folks?
>"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart warhammer"
>>45809912
I like that heavy has likely replayed this scenario several times already but he doesn't mind because he gets such pleasure from the part where he kills all the goblins.
Is there more of this particular TF2 comic?
>>45810025
Google "tf2 comic", click the first link, click on the newest comic.
How badly is Age of Smegma flopping? Are there any measurable ways of knowing? What have the sales numbers been?
>>45809748
some will say its flopping hard
others will say its actually doing pretty good
really there is no measurable way of knowing outside of anecdotal evidence people will try to pass off as empirical truth. we dont know the sales numbers
this thread is a complete waste of time and will only turn into an aos internet fight
>>45810301
Is there anything to suggest it's "doing good"?
Considering the success of the 9th Age, which is measurable if you look at online forums and within the community involvement; does AOS have anything like that?
There's player testing done by people who aren't the creators, other people post how they are dropping Warhammer or just playing 8th edition, and there are still WHFB threads instead of a switch over to AOS.
Librarium Online's WHFB forum section is dead, with a post asking that if KoW is now the main game everyone is migrating to then they'll create and/or rename the WHFB section to include it. Meanwhile their AOS presence is very minimal, this is a rather large Warhammer forum and it's similar elsewhere as well.
>>45809748
I think it's had the PD2 treatment; where all the old fans jumped ship to something else while a new audience plays v2.0.
And it hasn't flopped yet so it seems to not be a COMPLETE failurebut still wouldn't touch it with a 10ft barge pole
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME....IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
Roll a d10 to see if we are a Legion Warband or Renegade Chapter.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45808408
>>45808483
Okay so we're a renegade space marine chapter, but why did we fall?
Roll d100 for why the Chapter fell.
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>45808605
ITT: Cards that should be unbanned and in which formats.
Unban:Tolarian Academy in legacy.
Ban: Divining Top.
Shameless self bump
Unban: Splinter Twin, Summer Bloom in Modern
Ban: Nothing. Eldrazi vs. Primeval Titan let's go. Plus we get back our sweet 2015 meta.
>>45804364
and glimpse of nature
What kind of alien monster will you Anons make today? Will it make the galaxy in 40k a better or a worse place than it already is
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Creature_Feature_Creation_Table_for_/tg
Creature environment or World? (d100)pic unrelated
Is this how I roll?
Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>45816554
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>45816585
>>45816585
nope.
>>45816554
Who would win in a fight between an Ork Boy and 6000 Space Marines?
>>45815214
The Ork.
He'll die, but the spores will continue to make more Orks until the Space Marines are overwhelmed.
Lol XDDD if the Ork believed he would win then I think the space marines would be toast :DDDDDDDD
WAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
>>45815255
No that requires multiple orks, their gestalt psychic powers work on a mob mentality
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Thunder_Warriors
"Eventually after an encounter with a group of traitor Space Marines known as the Outcast Dead, Taranis was able to cure the genetic instability of the Thunder Warriors, though was not before suffering considerable degeneration himself. This along with his knowledge of creating Thunder Warriors means that some of these elite and ancient warriors, may still exist in the current age."
Are the Thunder Warriors coming home at last?
>>45813986
>SOME of these elite and ancient warriors
Most of them are already dead, there may be a handfull at best. Their fate was explained a bit on the World Eaters' exemplary battle in HH1, where they kill some of them.
There maaaay be some hiding, but they're far too few to mean something.
>>45814050
Wasn't there all of two survivors anyway? And Taranis was too far gone? I can't see Taranis making rivals to himself.
Although if GW introduced some sort of hyper marine who was incredibly expensive - like 1200 a squad - and then eventually had the Emperor sort of wake up and scream WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE THUNDER WARRIORS DOING BACK I would laugh.
>>45814063
Funny story, in our DH campaign we kinda did that. Its only a matter of time till big E gets back.
My players have begun to complain that my sessions have become predictable (after over one-hundred total sessions roughly.) What are some tips to change my GMing habits to spice up the game?
Essentially there claims are that they can always tell where a plot line will go solely because I have done something similar in the past, but to me it always feels different.
Make it feel out of fucking nowhere for you, like almost completely nonsensical. Your players will assign their own meaning to it and you can just nod and be like "Yeah, I totally planned that all from the beginning"
>>45813634
Tell them to take a shot at running 100 original sessions.
After they don't jump on such a awesome opportunity offer to have them rotate sucking your dick under the table during sessions.
Because seriously what the fuck.
>>45813634
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
You come into a 10 by 10 room.
In the center is an orc guarding a pie.
What do you do?
Ask that nigga for some pie
>>45812629
Depends on what kind of pie it is. Mince? Eh. Blueberry? Kill the orc and devour the pie in one sitting.
>>45812629
Oh god I wasn't ready for this kind of pressure! I'm hiding! (Rolls d20) 7! I add my, uhh , stealth skill? Hide? Move silently? I have no ranks in those, could I add my knowledge (dungeoneering)? I just, like, know where not to be seen in this room?
D&D 4e General. Thread starter questions: What are your thoughts on pixies' mechanics in 4e? Are they too cheesy, being Tiny yet having reach 1 and the ability to ignore most terrain and opportunity attacks? Do you consider draconians, who can also ignore most terrain and opportunity attacks, just as egregious?
If you are GMing, remember...
1. To strongly consider giving out at least one free "tax feat," like Expertise and pre-errata Melee Training.
2. To use Monster Manual 3/Monster Vault/Monster Vault: Nentir Vale/Dark Sun Creature Catalog math. Avoid or manually update anything with Monster Manual 1 or 2 math.
3. That skill challenges have always been scene-framing devices for the GM, that players should never be overtly told that they are in a skill challenge, and that the Rules Compendium has the most up-to-date skill DCs and skill challenge rules.
If you would like assistance with character optimization, remember to tell us what the what the rest of the players are playing, what books are allowed, your starting level, the highest level you expect to reach, what free feats you receive, if anything is banned, whether or not themes are allowed, your starting equipment, and how much you dislike item-dependent builds.
If you wish to talk about settings, 4e's settings are Points of Light (the planes and the natural world's past empires are heavily detailed in various sourcebooks and magazines), 4e Forgotten Realms, 4e Eberron, 4e Dark Sun, and whatever setting you would like to bring into 4e.
Nentir Vale locations: http://web.archive.org/web/20130520012550/http://community.wizards.com/nentir_vale/wiki/Nentir_Vale_Locations
Points of Light timeline (ignore everything else on this mostly-fanon wiki): http://nentirvale.wikidot.com/world
D&D 4e Compendium (for those who still have Insider subscriptions): http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/database.aspx
PDFs for 4e books: Search thepiratebay for "Dungeons_and_Dragons_4th_Edition_books_update__1_[Nov_2012]"
Does 4e do Eberron well?
A couple of my players want me to run an Eberron game, but I've only done Eberron in 3.5 before and don't know how the setting works under the different ruleset
>>45812408
4e was partially built with Eberron's scale in mind where heroic is local heroes, paragon is national scale heroics, and epic is global or planar heroics.
>>45812418
>>45812408
4e does eberron better than 3.5.
The only iffy thing is that magic item creation in 4e is not allowed to go as bonkers as 3.5, tho artificiers get to bend the rules considerably either way.
Something Something new..
>>45809056
is that a super massive titan?
>>45809056
They finally built an Imperator Titan didn't they
I don't know how I feel about that
>>45809056
Chaos about to BTFO
Where does magic come from in your setting, /tg/? The gods, ancient Lovecraftian horrors, dragon blood?
The distance between the soul and the body.
There are multiple layers to reality, the most obvious of which are the physical and spiritual realm. The soul is spiritual, but in most cases it is firmly anchored to the body, with very little contact with the spiritual realm itself.
A soul without a body is a ghost, and a body without a soul is a zombie. Mages, however, are those who, through natural ability or learning, have extended their soul up towards the spiritual plane, gaining greater access to the energy of that plane, and a new perspective on the physical plane. This higher form of awareness is required for magic, as the mage channels power through their will to make things happen that, to normal eyes, would be utterly impossible.
>>45808953
The most common magic in my setting requires the user to burn little bits of their soul as a power source.
>>45809003
I like it. Are natural or learned mages more common?
ITT: We design an adventure one sentence at a time.
After a long night of drinking your party awakens to unfamiliar surroundings.
>>45807700
The ceiling of the room you are in is about 40 feet high and the stone walls of the roughly 100 foot square room are covered with massive spider webs.
>>45807768
That's when you hear the soft moan of a woman come from overhead.
>>45807768
>>45807800
The party is also completely naked, upside down, hanging from the ceiling, and cocooned from the neck down in thick and sturdy webbing, except for the area around their hips, which is exposed.
14 packs were bought for $217 after tax. Will everything work out well for OP? Find out soon!
>>45806582No, but good luck anyway
>>45806582
Not gunna go well friend, but good luck.
Starting with Fifth Dawn. Here we go!
Am I the only one who feels like gnomes aren't really flavorfully distinct enough from dwarves to be considered a separate species?
>>45805505
No
Yes
Fuck you
Yes.
>>45805522
>>45805525
Alright then. What makes them so different from dwarves? The fact that they can be skinny and don't have to have beards?
