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>religion is bad because of crusades
>starts a crusade

as you can see the so called ''Emperor of Mankind'' aka Stupid Cunt is absolutely retarded just like his Imperium and you should help Alpha Legion to tear it the fuck down if you're not a marine fear not Legion uses a lot of mortal spies and saboteurs and the pay is much better than anything you could imagine in those fucking slave camps that pass for factories in imperial shitholes

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Hey /tg/!

I'm going to be running a session of Paranoia and I need ideas for mysterious R&D items to hand out to the PCs. Ideally they should be useful when it works properly, but be confusing as fuck to do so.

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I just did some math (which is arguably worse than meth). Before you get your arithmetic boners twisted, note that I did round up all the numbers and that I may or may not have sucked at math back in High School.

In D&D, average unskilled laborer (AUL) gets a single gold piece per month.
Using this site ( http://eh.net/database/unskilled-wage-index-u-s/ ) we can see that current (2008) AUL has the monthly wage of 1425$. So let's say 1gp = 1425$.
By using this list ( http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/world/top-10-people-with-the-highest-salaries-in-the-world/?view=all...
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>literally a rabbit men
>dressed like a japanese

nobody on Innistrad from a priest to a peasant notice that something is off with her

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Let's write a fun and lighthearted low level adventure together /tg/, which may or may not is absolutely okey with the players being a pack of murderhobos, since they will end up being fucking murderhobos anyway, just like always.. Gotta love my group. I'll start:
>You are part of the irregular army of the prospering city of Ridvan. Your unit, being known for its lack of discipline, yet a quick and brutal solution to ever occurring threats like raiding orc bands and thieves, is tasked with tracking down a pack of goblins who seem...
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>Warmachine Factions meets Warhammer Fantasy Factions.

Which Factions would get along well, which would not?

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How should one evil villain go about wooing another evil villainess?

>Show her your strength, challenge her and her army to a battle and be victorious
>Swear your body and soul to her, pledge your army to hers
>Recommend that uniting your forces as one would make you unstoppable
>Offer her the heroes head or the good kingdom on a plate

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Often, things will look much better after a good night's sleep. Often, but not always.

You could sleep for a thousand years, for example, and you'd still wake up to the fact that Miura was kidnapped – and almost murdered – by one of your own. An apprentice, recently reported missing from the Nameless...
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Favorite way to make Paladins fall? My personal fav is the old beggar trick: Have the pally in question pass by a lowly beggar, if he refuses to stop and help him - he falls. If he does stop and help him he falls because I make the beggar an evil alignment so he willfully aids evil.

I've had to do this shit so many times to balance the early game phase of my campaigns

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Was it ever possible for an Aztec army to go toe to toe with a European power? I know the timeline for Sunset Invasion is pretty wonky, but as a crazy 'what-if?' how would an Aztec army at its height do in say, 13th-14th century Europe?

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So I'm going to be running a campaign about students at a negligently run magic school that doesn't much care if they die.

Any advice?

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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/johnwickpresents/7th-sea-second-edition/comments

It's the last few days of what has now become, by a vast margin, the most successful tabletop game related kickstarter of all time.

Topics for discussion:

*The quickstart rules, attached.

*Consensus on the Kickstarter page itself is slowly turning towards "the 2nd edition rules are bad, we're going to ignore them". Appropriately enough, Wick ignores the numerous complaints while graciously thanking for the few compliments.

*The final sourcebook type stretch goal has been revealed: the Secret Societies Sourcebook, at 1,000,000 dollars. It is unknown what stretch goals would follow, though it seems almost certain some would since it is almost guaranteed that 1,000,000 dollars would be reached and Wick would want people to be at their absolutely most motivated for the last day, which is traditionally among the most profitable in a kickstarter.

* There would not be a Cathay/Far East sourcebook. Instead, in 2017 Wick will open another kickstarter, this time for a whole new "7th Sea: Far East" line with its own core book and nation supplements. You got to love his reasoning for this: the far east just has too many cultures, and they're all too deep and interesting to do justice with just one book! Africa and both Americas? Bah! what's even there? Brown people? They didn't even invent samurais!

* For shit and giggles, here are two links to John Wick's blog, in which he talks (in his usual, overly verbose fashion) about what he claims are the best and worst RPG adventures of all time, showing the same old lack of self-awareness and rabid self-aggrandizement we've come to love to hate:

http://johnwickpresents.com/updates/the-worst-adventure-of-all-times/

http://johnwickpresents.com/updates/the-best-adventure-of-all-times/

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Congratulations! Warmaster Horus is personally allowing you the option to become a fully inducted Battle-Brother in any one of these Legions during the Great Crusade.

Which do you chose?

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Has anyone ever played this before? I absolutely love how a post-Peter Jackson LOTR rpg isn't solely dominated by the vision of the movies.

I'm really interested in overland travel, as the journey is far more important than the destination. As far as I have ascertained, travel hexes have two values, movement hindrance & hazard DC.

Each players are assigned a role (such as Scout, Guide, Hunter, Look-out, etc) whether as a class skill or willfully volunteering for the role, the players then all roll a d12, a one (or Sauron) means that the players encounter...
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Does your PC have an accent or a special way they speak?

This is especially relevant for my fellow LARPers out there, but it applies for tabletop games as well assuming you actually bother to speak in-character at the table.


-Post voice samples of your PC.
-Critique other voice samples.
-If someone is trying out an accent, tell them it's shit or maybe give them some advice
-Share stories about players over the years who've had really awful or notably good accents.

http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1LxUg67CcN2/dceb4856bc9856f2

I am an American living near New York City and I've been playing a character for about 3 years at a LARP who is supposed to speak with an Irish accent. There are actually a lot of races at this game who have required accents. The people who wrote the game's world in their infinite wisdom decided to create two races who are almost identical except one speaks with an Irish accent and the other with a Scottish accent. Most Americans are terrible with foreign accents to begin with, and as a consequence we get a lot of players just kinda mashing the two together into a ridiculous mess.

There are people who've been playing the same character for over a decade who roll their R's like in an exaggerated Scottish accent while trying to do a Irish accent and it drives me absolutely bonkers.