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What are the evil versions of fighter, Mage, and thief?
Fighter, Mage, and Thief.
Thiefs are evil. Arguably so are mages since they have no moral compass.
Biter, Rage and Teef.
So, What Game system would be good for a Slice of Life, with Adventure elements, along with crafting, cooking, and exploration.
>>45893866
Really that's more of a matter that depends on the group, not the system they play. But if I had to suggest one, it would be PTU (Pokemon tabletop United). The setting is largely what your looking for, but Pokemon may not be your thing, and that's cool too.
At least with how I run it for my group, it feels very much like a slice of life show that dives into shonen every so often. But like I said, really depends on players and GM being on the same page as far as how they approach the game.
>>45894054
Thanks Anon!
Anyone else?
Maybe Golden Sky Stories?
>You are playing a rogue with extremely large hands
How would you turn this disadvantageous trait into an advantageous one?
>>45893023
How in the fuck? Is that the fucking Emperor's hand or some shit?
CAST FIST ON THE LOCK, THEN ON THE RED-HEADED HEALER!
>>45893039
Some guys are big guys.
Protip: If you can't tell what color/s your character would be on the MtG color pie, they are a shit character.
So, /tg/, what color/s is your character?
>shitposting
Dear cardboard crack guy,
In the past, I would try and dishearten you.
Your jokes are are not funny, and you obviously don't put any effort into your art, so there's really nothing good about your comic, especially because it's just the kind of mindless thing that people on tumblr and facebook would post to each other because it's absolutely harmless and acts as a replacement for their personality. Them posting your comic would be their way of saying "Look, I play this game! That's something about me that I can share that's a tiny little factoid you can remember about me, so I don't just wind up as an absolutely forgettable person with nothing of interest about them!"
And, you also have the gall to try and spam this comic here, where people don't really care about defining their identity and have little need or desire for unfunny, unambitious comics that take absolutely no risks and have not improved in the slighest and might actually be getting worse.
But, that's not you being an iredeemable piece of shit who makes the world a slightly worse place inadvertently. That's just you being a piece of shit who makes the world a slightly worse place inadvertantly. The key word is iredeemable there.
You can get better. It seems you like MTG, which is nice, and wanting to share your passion is good. Going through the trouble of thinking up a comic and making it, even if the end product is just something that looks like one of those countless awful XKCD clones, shows that you've got at least some initiative, and I really want you to take that next step.
Actually try and be funny. You can't really be funny if you don't surprise anyone, and so far all you've managed to do is recycle jokes for small children and slap MTG on top of them.
Work a little harder on your art. It might take time, and you might suck at it for awhile, but at least you'll be respecting the comic as a visual medium, rather than just a toilet for people who can't write.
Take risks, and good luck.
>>45892592
Primary Black, Secondary Red, Tertiary White. What do I win?
So I'm guessing it's a bad idea to disobey your deity when he's literally right there in front of you as a divine champion? Fuck your wall, old man.
You have to go back.
Yfw when Wall of the Faithless was built to keep the godless moochers out of the afterlife.
>>45896978
>The Wall exists because without it, mortals could freely choose not to worship without punishment
>Which could make gods die, and we're way more important than the countless godless souls that are plastered together
>Nevermind the fact that 95% of the sapient mortals on Toril have no idea the wall exists because they're not privy to the secrets of the afterlife
>So most of the souls...
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also edh/commander thread
>Thraximundar
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
>>45891817
Rakdos
Any metal song ever
Daretti
Stinkfist
How would Doomguy fare in the 40K universe?
Doomguy was one of the lost primarchs.
>>45891106
He would be a guardsman, and they would send him alone to stop demonic incursions. If they ever sent him to Cadia he would depopulate the eye of terror
>>45891122
And struck from the records for incompetence.
:^)
Have I got this right?
>Sorin and Nahiri used to be blood-sugar daddy and daughterfu
>suddenly Eldrazi
>together with Dragon Jesus they seal the Eldrazi in Nahiri's native plane of Zendikar
>she agreed to this
>as a safeguard in case the system fails Sorin reluctantly puts his waifu in stasis in the hedron seals
>as he puts her to sleep he does something ambiguous to her, possibly...
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>>45891075
No, you don't have it right. We don't know enough of the story yet to know why she's mad.
>>45891466
It appears to have something to do with Sorin.
>>45891075
>Sorin and Nahiri used to be blood-sugar daddy and daughterfu
They didn't seem to be that close. it was closer to a reluctant pupil and reluctant mentor. they were oldwalkers, they tolerated each other.
>as a safeguard in case the system fails Sorin reluctantly puts his waifu in stasis in the hedron seals
no, Nahiri stayed on zendikar to baybysit the eldrazi trap, lived for generations, because oldwalker, and eventually went into deep underground...
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I dont really see enough of the fungulates. Tell us about your adventures with them, anon!
>>45891055
Once I went back to the plane where I found my sword in search of help with defeating biomechanical hivemind horrors but instead the Sun God enlisted me to kill an asshole rapist satyr who'd somehow become the Party God and then after I did the Sun God stabbed me in the gut with his spear and now I'm a Returned.
>>45891055
I love satyrs. I sort of want to make a satyr priest but I'm not sure how I can make it work with their partying natureI know the artist. He makes great smut.
>>45891055
For most settings, I make satyrs not the rapey lustful creatures known from greek mythology, but like dude-ish happy hippy folk, many constanty stoned, making them hilariously oblivious to the many dangers surrounding them. Living in comunnal tribal societies, almost always neutral to outside matters, living by free love and "live and let live" ideals. They work great as unwitting quest givers
Stoned Satyr: "Hey man, like, I don't know dude, but the last couple of months, we've been...
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There are alternatives to round worlds, like flat worlds.
Are there alternatives to space?
>>45890635
My setting is a flat world. It's suspended in the Void inside a massive glass orb filled halfway with water.
It's also a serious low-magic setting with no monsters or fantasy races besides orcs.
In the Elder Scrolls the sky is more like a ceiling and the stars are little holes to another dimension.
>>45890635
Yep. The astral plane.
The Explorator fleet has discovored this STC pattern! This Combat Servitor model "Bastion" can transition in mere moments between "assault" (mobile fire support), "Siege" (High fire rate Turret), and "Tank" (mini tank with explosive ordinance) modes.
This model comes has an extremely robust self repair rites that allow it to function autonomously for decades bordering centuries.
With approval of Mars we can deploy these servitors against the enemies of the Imperium and the Omnisaiah inside of a year.
P.S. Prototype...
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>>45890502
>Abominable intelligence.
>>45890528
I can assure you Magos Anon, There is at least part of a human brain in there.
They burn, dunk in acid and crush what's left, throwing the metal coupe into the void of space, as any techpreist should.
Praise the omnissiah
>DM won't allow animal companions
Is there a good reason to do this? Also, Animal thread.
Big Minion Master Fan here.
DM hates how long it takes me to get all my Animals to attack. He usually just makes them all do the same attack at once and stop them from doing anything too complex.
He also hates how many quirks I give my lil buddies. It can't just be a boar, it has to be a energetic little shit that tries to guide your hand to it's ears. Can't just be an attack dog, I'd have to make it a sick old dog who does Poison Damage when biting.
Continuing with your post, have another Dolphin.
>>45890087
Dolphins are greats. Anyone have tips on how to make a merman character?
>Search for merman art
>Mostly gay shit
Fucking why?
They're a fucking pain in the ass to deal with and just more paperwork. Then everyone else wants them and before you know it you've got a fucking zoo following you everywhere.
Do your campaigns have a recurring punching bag?
>>45889697
Yeah,
He's called the DM.
>>45889697
Some betacuck pirates, from the Lily Liver. The PCs shout mean words at them every time they show.
>>45889697
steve. steve a bitch.
So im currently hosting a DnD 5e game and a player of mine bought a cursed sword, after i explained multiple times it was cursed, because i botched the price and said it was 50 silver, Any ideas for a cursed sword in a Pirate based campaign?
>>45889593
It detects treasure and attracts Krakens
>I fucked up and gave the weeaboo a katana, how do I nerf them?
Haha, idiot. You didn't correct your mistake like an adult, so I think you got what you deserve.
Make the curse something interesting, if you just mechanically make it suck you're an idiot. Make it have a sort of memetic enchantment on it that makes people yearn for it, so people start hunting the player down for their new sword. That way they don't get nerfed, they become invested in the item, it encourages roleplay, and gives you a free excuse to throw...
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>>45889593
I bet she loves the vagina because she looks like a lesbian tom boy. Her butch lesbian lover probably plays soccer (Futbol).
A wizard comes to you and offers you a gift, you can go into any setting and body snatch whoever you please. You know he is a wizard and it is not a trick. This body snatching is instant with no way of telling that whoever you went into has anybody influencing them in the slightest. So you're not going to be detected by wizard or tech based stuff. You will also gain the memories of whoever you go into.
There are however, a few catches.
1:The no way of detecting rule does not take into account personality shifts, people will notice if you act strangely or out of character....
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>>45889559
What happens to the person who's body I snatched?
>>45890115
They become a voice in your head until somebody can kick you out.
>>45890139
No deal, nothing is worth hearing a constant voice shouting angrily at you or singing an annoying song until you die.
