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Lithomancy is scary
>>45795090
Looks like Nahiri was conscripted by the Eldrazi after all, because there's nothing but fucking ruin in her wake.
>>45795090
>Finding out the hard way your ex is pissed.
>>45795327
How is that anything remotely Eldrazi-like?
chessfags pls go
See what you did there
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/01/googles-ai-beats-go-champion-will-now-take-on-best-player-in-the-world/
They're both solved games with more pretentious tradition than demonstrable worth, so who gives a fuck?
Why is he so perfect?
>>45794478
It's because he was always loyal and his Legion were Bros who cared about the common man of the Imperium
>>45794478
Christ almighty another Primarch thread. I know this is the designated 40K board, but do y'all really need more than one of these at any given point?
>>45795042
Yes
This is last one I want to write, as our trilogy of /TG/ letters. Let's show the Emperor our power!
GLORIUS
>>45791510
GOLDEN
>>45791530
TOILET
SAVE
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Spook%20Quest
The heavy air of Oendal fills my lungs from the second I wake, Alison having already slipped out to call a doctor to the room. The inn smells like stale beer and old smoke, and it still is more friendly than being on the streets, the snow outside starting to pile up to shin height.
The doctor avoids mentioning the brand Mr Johnson received on his leg, with little more than a raised eyebrow, “Broken rib...s” The doctor notes, feeling around my masters chest, “Two of them, and some...
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>>45789894
>See if you can work around the inn - pay's not great, but it's warm
Ha! Ha! Time for bunny waifu simulator!
>>45789894
>See if you can work around the inn - pay's not great, but it's warm
>>45789894
>Got to be some spook work that needs dealing with, look around town.
is it a dick move to not get involved in the plot hook if your character legitimately wouldn't? Like, your character legitimately either gives no fucks or would not want to get involved in-character?
Is it a wise move to create a character whose personality dictates they give no fucks, ultimately screwing them out of loot and experience? Sounds a bit meta, but not taking jobs or requests is kinda shooting yourself in the foot. Plus, if you have a party, and you decide not to go with them because of your character's indifference, that's just another drawback.
Why are you playing that character?
Why are you choosing to show up to a group game specifically to not be part of that group?
Why do you think anyone should have to put up with your time-wasting bullshit?
>>45787934
Now is this a main plotline plothook or is this a "GM got drunk and had an amazing idea" sidequest plothook?
How would a good human father go about raising his little half-orc daughter?
I'm trying to flesh out my latest character's backstory
>>45787443
"Now honey, just because mommy raped daddy doesn't mean it's ok for you to start doing it."
>>45787443
Like normal? I don't know, Orcs tend to raise half-Orcs as they would with normal Orcs, maybe the father tries to make her live a normal human life?
>>45787443
What kind of family situation are we talking here?
>get a decent sized desk to organize cards on
>spend a few hours organizing piles with cards specific to certain decks
>come back and see this
Why do pets love lying on magic cards so much?
>>45786244
>dont mind me just laying my asshole on a 50 dollar ugin
>>45786244
After living with humans for thousands of years, domesticated animals like dogs and cats can identify things that possess our attention. Being natural attention whores, they insinuate themselves between you and the object, activity in question.
>>45786348
and in the case of cats they would try to destroy the object, be it a handheld console, a notebook, cellphones, glases, you name it, those assholes allways drop things from the table and I once saw my ex's cat trying to drop a glass with water on top of her notebook
The steady beep of a heart rate monitor is the first thing that enters your consciousness. It’s followed by the slow realization that something’s not quite right. When you open your eyes, you see the interior of a hospital room. Several leads trail from you to various monitors, and an IV steady drips an unknown liquid into your veins via a port on your cybernetic arm. There’s no one else in the room. How you got here is a mystery.
You work through your confusion and try to remember the last thing you were doing. Your memory is hazy at first, but it creeps back to...
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Archive Link:
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Character Sheet & NPC References:
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As we’re using a simplified Traveller system most rolls will be 2d6 versus a number (typically 8). In an attempt to allow the most people to participate in the rolls I let four people roll a single d6. The lowest two are then dropped and the remaining die added together with bonuses/modifiers (if applicable).
To be clear: Rolls DO NOT count until they are called for. And not every DC/Modifier will be shown. Choices with checks on them may not always be highlighted or obvious.
In the highly likely event that the Dice Gods are assholes you have the option of making a single roll result a 9. Most of the time this means an automatic success but it will come with a caveat of sorts in the narrative. It also can only be used every other session.
As a point of order, any votes which are solely motivated by sex will be ignored from this point on. Flirting is fine. Trying to mindlessly “get some” not so much. If you can’t control yourself then don’t bother voting/writing-in in the first place. Simple as that. I’m not here to write you smut.
In addition, the “waifu-factor” is a secondary or tertiary consequence rather than the main driving action in this quest. The inevitable “route lock” should happen organically and over time. Trying to force it one way or the other via a single voting period before that time is just going to end up with me having to take that choice away from the playerbase.
Thanks for sticking with me through this reboot. I’m sure there will be some bumps, so just bear with me!
>>45786214
You settle on trying to determine the exact moment where your memory goes dark. Aria had just given you a short monologue about how her plans for the future involved the space elevators and why she was playing things close to the chest. It was somewhat compelling, though it lacked some detail. In the process of formulating a reply, you took a bite of your sandwich. Then the room started to spin, followed by nothing.
“Someone tried to poison me?” you mutter to yourself. “Who would do such a thing,...
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>>45786261
>> [3] Play along for now
