have your mom pack you
>pb and jelly
>beef jerky
>appy juice
>a fruit snack
>some cookies for desert
>>36651582
chicken rice broccoli
>>36651582
Eggs
Hey 300lbs man here 22 5'8 trying to turn it around, I can't afford a gym membership right now can I achieve results with dumbbells? I'm talking about short term until I can afford to pay for a gym membership. I'm also doing cardio but I have heard that weight lifting is the best way to get in shape.
nah bro ur fucked might as well just end it
>>36651543
Not eating is the best way to lose weight fatty
You don't even have to lift
>>36651570 yeah I know that, but would like to build some upper body muscle while at it.
I have never seen someone with a decent body use a machine at the gym.
If you can't do it with a dumbbell, barbell or pull up bar it's not worth doing.
I have
i use the shoulder press machine
fight me nig
I use this machine for flies and reverse flies.
Didn't see a current thread so I guess I'll make one
I read http://fitsticky.com but there wasn't much about this even though it sounds like a pretty basic question. If I'm 25%BF and 185lbs, would eating at a 500kcal deficit and swimming help me lose body fat?
>>36651288
I have a similar question to OP.
What's a good rate at losing body fat percentage? 1% a month, or so?
>>36651288
Eating at a deficit will cause you to lose weight
So, yes.
Warmups.
How do you warm up?
How should I warm up?
Hello /fit/. Does anyone have a guestimate of what my bodyfat % is? Thanks in advance.
Height?
I'd guess 25% - 30%
gyno%
>>36651251
5'10. and lol @ 25-30%
After getting gains, have you ever had a qt grill obsess over you?
>tfw no clingy qt gf to obsess over my gains
Its happened to me twice so far, but both situations were bad.
>make friends with this dude
>really hit it off
>meet his gf, she's kinda weird but hot
>like her as well, she's cool
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y-yeah a-all the time haha i h-hate it
My bf and I broke up about 2 months ago. I can't tell if I was being clingy or if he's a neet who hates social interaction
>>36651164
if you need a new one im around
Who /migraine/ here?
I have regular migraines triggered from artificial flavourings. Just recovered from a 2 day heavy migraine.
>headache in morning day before yesterday
>spots in vision, aura
>take pills and drink water to kill it
>seems to recede
>have dinner later
>immediately vomit after finishing
>all of the day's food comes up, clearly...
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>mfw ex tried that shit during a 69
>>36650852
You better keep an eye on that anon.
My friends mum just died from an aneurysm rupture. She had terrible migraines every now and then.
>>36651003
Thanks senpai. I had an MRI and EEG a few years back and it looked ok, but they have been getting worse as of late.
I found that strawberry flavouring triggers the migraines along with heavy stress and anxiety
Going on a date tomorrow with a qt3.14 and she wants to go out for tacos. What do I do /fit/? Im on a cut.
>>36650823
Go, Jesus christ the autism.
tacos are a great way to get your protein and carbs senpai
>>36650823
Just go and eat you mong.
What are some easy to get supplements that'll help me with my gains?
Clen
>>36650796
gear
>>36650796
Oats, vegetables, unprocessed meats.
How do I stop being a manlet anymore.
I'm 23 can I still grow my height? What are a good exercise to do it? Do stretching work?
>>36650736
Look at the ceiling, slowly raise your arms, try to feel your body stretching and whisper to yourself "grow, grow".
>>36650827
Can confirm. I'm now 7'4.
Just be a manlet and be happy
>Went into a Rapid Fat Loss/Protein Sparing Modified Fast
>Cut down 3% or so bodyfat
>Went back to maintenance for a week (as the author suggested)
>Gained 4% body fat!!!
>A week knocked out 3 weeks of progress
WTF! I need to get rid of them shits, like fast! Without losing any gains. I got like 4 weeks! From 19% to at least 15% or at least to look good for the beach, man!
FUCK THIS SHIT GENETICS!
I am in damage control mode right now and I just cut my total calories in half with a refeed/carb load on Friday
FUCK HELP!
Pls halp anons
Is here any reason to do push-ups over benching
>>36650571
Sure! If you want to look like a bitch.
>>36650571
Adding weight is tricky and after a certain point totally impractical. Other than that, pushups are superior to the bench press.
>>36650591
No they are not.
Dyel plz go.
Ask a guy who has literally tripled his kill count in the past year anything. A bit of background info:
>have high school sweetheart
>pick a specific university just for her
>she is planning on joining me there in a year
>remain faithful all year, despite the opportunities in residence
>she moves there with me
>dumps me almost immediately as school year begins
>tfw...
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>>36650530
>literally tripled his kill count in the past year
0x3 is still 0 OP
>>36650575
Its come in cycles for me. Ive had relationships that have lasted a month or so before I got bored and wanted to whore it up again. At least now I know what kind of personality traits I look for in a girl because Ive sampled so many
How do you not feel bad about hurting girls' feelings when you dump them?
That's always the hardest part for me. Makes me feel bad to make them cry.
because they're the only things that make me smile edition
>>36650448
>>36650472
Check the catalog
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>>36650448
Eat something today that your future self with hate you for
>>36650469
my life tbqh