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I have a family member that's been forcing me to work for him for years now, and he's now stalking me and saying that I'm not a "real man" because I play games on my PC on occasion and read articles. He's now giving me death threats and trying to catch me on my off hours to do the same shit. I've called police and nothing was resolved.
How can I murder him without a gun?
>>17134536
Put estrogens and antiandrogens into food/drinks and once he notices he has feminized a metric fuckton and lost his muscle mass, fuck him in the boipucci.
Don't know if murder is your best option, but if you're set on it get creative. Again though, be sure it's what you want to do. Premeditated murder can land you a life sentence in my country.
>>17134536
Just get a license for a firearm, practice at the range a bit and understand the proper shooting stance for small arms. Obviously don't tell him, don't instigated any fights, be passive as fuck. But, if he comes at you, gun him down.
Am I going bald? Is this hair loss or just a wide scalp?
>>17134529
Op i think that's just your hairline. Hard to tell because the angle is wonky
>>17134529
will you be my gf
>>17134529
>>17135098
yes will you be his girlfriend op?
Should I read books and quit playing video games altogether? Not sure what to do.
>>17134494
there's nothing wrong with an occasional game. I recently cut way back on video games and I'm working on self improvement now.
>>17134505
I want to be living the literary life, and playing video games is hindering me from doing so. The problem is actually quitting games. The last game I beat was Dark Souls 3, but now I'm into the Final Fantasy series. I just want to stop playing video games, but it's tough.
>>17134513
Sounds like you don't want to quit playing game to me
So I put on these brand new track pants for college and my gf tells me I shouldnt wear them. They are new I just havent worn them yet either. When I ask her why? she said because I'll look like a criminal? Get into an argument over them, tells me she'll break up with me if I wear them. What is so bad about these brand new track pants? I see people wearing ripped clothes at college
ps. Im fit and do lift, they suit me very well
Italian mobsters and Russian gangsters wear track suits.
Your gf threatening to break up with you if you wear something is a bitch move though. 0/10 would not approve.
>>17134478
Because track pants look ridiculous even when you're running, why would any sane person wear them as normal clothing?
/fa/ is a better board for your question
>>17134481
Are you stuck in time or something? The mob dosent even exist in America anymore, that was 20 years ago
how do i figure out the next step in my life from here?
i recently graduated college. after a hopeless job search i began think about my life a lot. i don't know what to do from here or where to go. before school ended it was easy, everything was on a track and i knew what i had to do. the goal was "graduate school, get a job" now i don't know if my degree was something i was even interested in and i can't even get a job. i don't know what to do with my life next.at the same time i have all these dreams of doing something unrealistic like...
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>>17134471
what is your degree?
as for the arts stuff, do it in your spare time, thats what i do. you dont have a wife and kids to worry about atm so your free time should be more than just vidyah and friends and the like
>>17134475
business economics
>as for the arts stuff, do it in your spare time, thats what i do. you dont have a wife and kids to worry about atm so your free time should be more than just vidyah and friends and the like
I come from a poor family and really don't have any money to pursue anything artistic. I only chose my degree because it was useful towards getting a job.
>>17134588
>i literally could not buy an instrument ever
>my families economic situation is mine for eternity of course
these werent dreams so much as passing fancies were they?
What are some general tips for a soon-to-be college student?
>>17134459
talk to everyone, just act like its normal and people will see it taht way. people only see you acting awkward if you think you're acting awkward.
actually study. dont just do homework. study it. review your homework. even if it sjust a half hour before bed where you review the homework itself. but seriously, read what you can.
try not to waste any time. its okay to have relaxation time, but when you have a giant block of time you dont know what you're doing with, try to schedule only...
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Don't take out too many loans if you ever want to own a house one day.
Be sure to chat with your dorm neighbors, great way to make friends.
Don't stick with it if you're unhappy (beyond the usual stress of academia). Find another major or school.
Pick a real major that can actually net you a job, avoid things like underwater basket weaving.
When you're taking things like calculus, chemistry, and physics the homework is going to be boring, but you need to do it.
Make friends with everyone you can and treat people with respect. Listen to your professors when they tell you to do x,y, or z to succeed, they have seen many kids fail and it occasionally bothers them.
Ok hears the deal, I asked a girl to a big dance thingy that my school is hosting. Its kinda like a prom but in collage. I missed my high school prom and regret it thats why I asked this girl. I asked her after class when everybody left, (because I didn't want to embarrass) and I knew she always took a long time to clean he things up. She said "I dont know if I'm going to the dance yet." But giggled and smiled all the way though. Shes a really nice, kind girl and I don't think she would make fun of me for asking. I'm like a 4-5/10 and shes like a 7.5/10. I have at least one class with her every day. So its inevitable that I'm going to see her again. She also went to another event like this alone.
>What should I do/ask her when we are in class?
I'm not good at this kind of stuff.
Verbatim I asked "I'm not that good at this kind of thing, but it would be a pleasure if I could escort you to the dance."
On a separate note I don't have a car because its tight for me and nobody can let me use theirs because work.
>How do I try to work that out too if she says yes?
-The way you asked it was really passive.
- Wait until it gets closer and ask if she's made a decision.
- If she agrees: because you don't have a car, just agree to meet there.
How old are you?
>>17134448
>i already asked her out
>how do i ask her out?
if im not reading this wrong, you asked
>im not good at tihs kind of thing, but it would be a pleasure if i could escort you to the dance.
saying 'i dont know if im going to the dance yet' is a no. the reason she worded it this way is so that if she does go to the dance she can be like 'OH YEAH I DECIDED TO GO AT THE LAST MINUTE, TOTALLY FORGOT...
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>>17134463
Im 19. I really do like her but she cute and nice but I dont want to see her alone at the dance or not go at all because I know its something I regretted and so did some other friends.
Hi /adv/, I'm a female who'd like to ask out a guy in my year. I'm not sure what details to include so I'll provide anything that'll help you give me advice on how to go about doing this
Just ask him out
Wanna go for a coffee
Walk in the park
Ice cream
See a movie
Whatever you wanna do
>>17134427
any details are more helpful than no details. generally speaking with girls you get it easy
>talk to him
>ask him if he'd like to get some coffee (or other activity you know you'd both enjoy)
pretend to be shy if you arent, he'll get it.
>>17134427
if u have his number just text him anon wanna have coffee or something or if u dont have it just talk to him when his alone
Every time I watch a Drama Alert video, even in the most heated moments, Keemstar just keeps eating his popcorn. Since he eats it so much, it must be amazing popcorn, right? Does anyone have a recipe?
He uses alexs cream
Why is that guy so popular anyway?
>>17134334
People like listening to other people telling them what to do. The whole 'wake up sheeple' meme is actually kind of truthful.
I've been in a mental hospital for a few months and now I'm going to be let out. I was 17 when they decided to send me here,now I'm 18. I know I can't really talk to old friends,they probably don't want me anymore. I'd imagine my family is ashamed of me / humiliated. I'm not really sure what to do. I might have a hard time getting a job too. To be honest I'd rather live with a nurse here, she was nice to me and is forgiving,which probably can't be said for others
>>17134282
>everyone probably wants nothing to do with me
why? mental hospital aside, what lead up to you going there? maybe some will judge you but it sounds like your parents might at least let you stay with them.
>jobs
agian, what did you do?
You're probably wrong about your friends and family. Most likely they're worried sick about. I know my family was after I got into a psyciatric hospital.
Why not go to college?
>>17134300
I really don't like going into details, it makes me feel even worse. I'll just say that a little kid (5 yr old)had to get counseling cause of me.
How do I win arguments/come out on top when bantering?
I've bullied when I was younger, youngest one in my family, always had an unpopular or controversial opinion and I'd get shut the fuck down. I have some friends but it always ends up with me being the object of ridicule when we poke fun at each other. In arguments I never feel sure of myself or my position. And I never win. It could be a shitpost fest on 4chan, it could be trying to argue a point in a professional setting or having a political discussion with friends and family.
If someone disses...
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>>17134277
If you're in a group and you are the one with the unpopular opinion you will never win.
As corny as it sounds, watch movies. Actors are cast because they can portray natural human response in a realistic way. Watch how they act certain emotions, and understand how they manipulate the audience with their facial expressions and body language.
>>17134277
read reddit, news, be in awkward gatherings a lot, and youll know what to do later on in life.
like in the highlighted spots on anterior view
will i cry?
it really depend of the person pain tolerance. it's not the same for everybody, i've seen guys almost sleeping when they were tattooed on the tibia, and some almost crying when they were tattooed on the middle of their back.
there is only one way to be sure anon...
Really depends on your pain tolerance. Some people may scream and cry from it, others will barely feel it.
>>17134271
If you have to ask you're a bitch and you're going to cry. The artists will laugh at you after you leave. Fuck you.
It's 100 degrees here and all I have are speedos to swim in.
Do i do it?
>>17134256
location?
>>17134256
sure, why not?
>>17134256
Why not? Or go buy a pair of swim trunks?
>hook up with girl for the first time
>couldnt get it up
>a week later I send a message asking if she wants to try again
>"seen" but no response
>half a year later shes still liking every single thing I post on facebook for some reason
I still want that puss and for the most part the whole ordeal was just peachy
should I send her another message?
Sure, why not?
There's nothing you have to lose from it.
>>17134232
Unfriend her and move on.
Cut your losses, she's not worth it.
Plenty more fish in the sea.
>>17134232
I must have those pancakes.
Do girls like quiet but funny guys? I swear I'm not autistic, and I am attractive enough, I just don't like talking about myself or my opinions often. I've been rejected twice on the premise of they "hardly know me and want to remain friends". Am I doing something wrong?
>>17134228
you don't stand out. so no girls won't find that attractive.
will girls date you?
yes but you need to either show some confidence or meet a girl through a friend or something.
>>17134228
>i am attractive enough
prove it. might as well. one thing most guys on this board seem to realize that one size doesn't fit all. certain looks go with being quiet but funny. certain looks dont.
show us who you are.
>been rejected as 'hardly know you'
thats mostly an excuse. mostly. they had already decided it doesnt matter how well they know you.
regardless of how well you pull it off it still just 'depends'....
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Generally, no, that's not a trait girls are attracted to.
