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my exgirlfriend send me a message saying crap, calling me immature, cheater and other bullshit, what do? should i answer or nah?
>>17259470
No.
>>17259474
Why not? She hurt my butt a little bit
if I need my girlfriend to look better (lose weight) in order to be happy in the relationship, should I just end it?
How much weight? Is she motivated and making progress on her own?
>>17259475
like at least 100lbs. and no, nothing significant.
>>17259466
yes
why did you get involved with a fat woman in the first place if you can't feel happy with her
've never really done anything with myself other than work >home >internet so obviously no one likes me. I'm ugly poor on top of being boring and unhappy so obviously the only girls that ever liked me were huge and I shit all over them because much standards.
But life's gone by and I'm 24 and tired of being alone. Tbh you girls are probably so disgusted with all these virgin guys.
Point is, I'm years away from being good enough for a hot girl, I'll have to spend at least a year at the gym and learn to be funny and interesting...
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>>17259454
Never settle, my man.
Did Hitler settle? No. He conquered yurop.
>>17259454
Dafaq. Emerge from your basement and go pick up womyn
>>17259454
you are acting like you can have one or the other. thats not true.
if you can 'settle' for girls now WHILE you improve yourself, then why not do both? people break up all the fucking time anyways, it'd be very unlikely that oyu get to a place where you say 'I NEED TO BREAK UP WTIH HER CUZ I FINALLY MADE IT AND SHES ONT WORTH IT'.
also stop acting like you need a major rehaul just to connect wiht a woman, its probably why women dont connect with you. it doesnt take years...
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So recently my gf of 3 years stopped taking the pill for 10 days. She didn't tell me until the 2nd time we had sex last weekend. I hardly ever cum inside her, but she was on top and I never came while she was riding me. So she took the plan b pill the next day.
When she told me I was obviously upset, scared and overall just flabbergasted. We have had many many conversation about pregnancy, where we are at in our lives and what our next steps are. We often discuss how it's odd that people have accidents, and how it shouldn't happen in a relationship if...
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>>17259439
She wants you to knock her up with your seeds. Of course she won't tell you that with a straight face, right now she is testing to see your reaction
>girlfriend keeps mentioning pregnancy and having children
Sounds like she's taking control. She obviously doesn't respect you or your decision.
Be cautious op. She sounds like she's setting you up for some free ride bs
My dad was sick and I traveled 8000 miles away from home/work to watch him die. Now I'm with family. I wanted to leave after 8 days but they scheduled the funeral for 13 days from today.
Is it appropriate to skip a funeral? I can honestly do without all the theatrics. I want to return to my own home, fiancé and work.
>>17259413
Skipping your father's funeral is not socially condoned. You could fenangle your way out of it if you gave some formal "I need to come to terms with my grief alone and I don't think I could stand to have all of you see me cry at the funeral" tldr you can skip but have a good excuse
>>17259413
He doesn't care. You were with him in his last moments---that's all that matters.
Get your ass home!
Go home pal.
what are some things i can do, that i can learn quickly, that won't make me seem like a loser?
>literally all i do when i come home from work is browse 4chan and exercise sometimes
>no friends
>coworkers don't do anything either except gym and do something with friends/gf (go to restaurant/bar, watch movie, have friends over or go to a friends place for a get together, etc.)
since i have no friends, was thinking of telling people i do something productive in...
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Certificate in something
>>17259394
Why not try and join your co-workers? They are definitely doing more than you are.
Take this advice and get off your computer.
>>17259400
any examples? i know one of my coworkers was taking cooking classes, but don't know if that will fit my work schedule
>>17259403
i'm not friends with my coworkers (i have no friends, i might be unlikeable or too socially retarded)
Hi /adv/,
I need help with my sexual impulses.
I'll start at the beginning: I discovered masturbation at a very early age (maybe 9 or 10 years old?) and did it frequently. There was a point where I would do it four to six times a day. This carried on until high school when I eventually cut back to maybe once or twice a day, sometimes going a day or two without it. With this came the need for porn to achieve a better climax every time.
The whole situation is almost like using gateway drugs. I started with "normal" porn, then I needed weirder...
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Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
>>17259365
unless you're running a site called platoskids, you're fine. Just stop going on motherless. What you need to do is find something to throw your energy into. Try masturbating with just your imagination too.
>>17259380
>platoskids
Please don't tell me that site is still around
How is my resume? I'm just trying to get a temporary shit job right now.
Do you really need a resume to get a job as a waiter?
Where's your education section?
>>17259385
below skills and experience?
One of my biggest fears is my parents' death.
My parents are a little more than 30 years older than me (I'm in my 20s, they're looking on 60).
I dread the day's going by late at night and I even cry to myself knowing that the day will inevitably come where I will get the phone call that my mom/dad passed away in the hospital or had a heart attack. It's a borderline crippling sadness and I don't know what to do about it.
I've been feeling this since my teens. I'd have a birthday, get my drivers license, get my braces...
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Why live through it over and over again; just realize that it can only happen twice.
>>17259360
It crosses my mind, but it's not something you should ever dwell on. Death is something that happens to everyone. Instead of killing yourself mentally and worrying about when your parents will leave this earth, you should just enjoy your time with them
>>17259360
I felt the same way since I was 10. It use to make me cry when I was a kid and I would have dreams that my mom has died. Last year my dad had prostate cancer and I felt like shit but he was spared thankfully. My parents are almost 60 as well. Everyone at some point misses their youth. I miss being a teen in the 2000's and I'm 26, so much so that I made a 2000's playlist and walk for hours remembering those times. My dad still puts on music from the 70's and 80's, a time when he was a teen...
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Im an autistic piece of shit with no friends/ social life, no hobbies, a shitty job. Whats the easiest and most painless way to kms?
>>17259334
Double barreled shotgun blast to the face. Make sure to use magnum 3.5inch shells. Use slugs or buckshot as you see fit.
>>17259345
Thanks, see you in the afterlife my dude
>>17259351
Adios space cowboy.
So today i was sitting down and went to scratch my war when i noticed a glob of stuff i thought it was shampoo but later realized my skin in two spots came off and it was oozing.
>>17259306
I've had that before.. It kinda went away on its own.
skin cancer,
probably just sarcoma not melanoma
It honestly scared me and im a bit of a hypochondriac so im freaking out slightly
So recently I've discovered something. Sometimes when it's the time that my girlfriend shoves tablecloths up her snizzatch, she leaves bloody paper in the toilet but it's like little blotches of red. The red and white combo reminds me of imitation crab and I become uncontrollably aroused.
Wat do
You get uncontrollably aroused by imitation crab?
>>17259337
Yea m8 among other inanimate objects and food items. Sometimes I like to rub myself against fresh turnips. I fantasize about fertilizing them with my seed so that I may have more turnips.
I have the same issue. I thought this was normal.
To put it simply, I'm one of those incest freaks. Nothing son-mother shit, just your average bro-sis, cousin-cousin. I've already fucked up half of my family because of this fetish, but I dont know how to stop.
I just can't.
>I've developed a 'little sister complex' with any girl that looks like my cousin or sister.
How do I fix my brain?
>is it normal for teenagers to be this fucked up?
You have fucked your sister ? How old were you two ?
You're a freak. Smoke heroin to cope.
>>17259283
It isn't normal underage (B&), but it is more common than most people think. Once fetishes form they're going to stick around unless you leave them unattended long enough. Don't gap to incest, pick a new kick and go at it full force. Obsess over it until incest isn't the first thing your mind jumps to.
do women find intelligence attractive or is that just a meme
>>17259280
Just a meme, they will find you attractive once they have hit the wall and lock you down, sure they need a smart man to pay their bills and get a house for the little bastards.
Do women find intelligence attractive? Sure. Do women find a man who has nothing but intelligence to offer attractive? Not in the least
>>17259280
Looks >>> Personality >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else
