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My ACT Scores came in:
A 28 is good enough to get into UT Austin, right?
I looked online and it said it was moderately competitive, being exactly the average of all the students there. My GPA also average for a student there and it is about 3.7-.8 on a 4.0 scale as well. It has a 40% acceptance rate as well.
The problem is i'm a FUCKING STRAIGHT CIS WHITE MALE and that may drop my competitiveness a lot because it's full of yuppies who value mental and physical traits more than qualifications.
Aside from my grades and after school drama participation,...
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Probably. I got a 29 ACT and graduated with a 2.8 and got accepted into UT knoxville. Which is a pretty good school, idk how it stacks up againdt Austin. Either way, you'll never get in if you don't apply. Really try to shine on your entrance essay.
>>17301369
UT Austin is the flagship campus, its more competitive than the splinter campuses supposedly.
>>17301392
UT as in University of Tennessee. Just apply faggot.
I was extremely sexual and I also was sexual with other children
I'd kiss them, make out with children that were younger than me, I remember taking a childhood friend's diaper off and giving him oral, taking a little girls pacifier out of her mouth and kissing her, I also had mutual oral sex with a childhood friend of mine.
One time, I had a little doll baby and put the mouth of the doll baby on my vagina as if it were giving me oral. My mother caught me and threw the doll away. I was also caught riding the toilet as if it were sex (cowgirl position).
I...
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You must be batshit crazy
and a hell of a lay
>>17301324
I guess I have issues regulating emotions, but I wouldn't say batshit crazy. A lot people come to me for advice and I'm good at acting like everything is okay on the outside. Well respected by adults older than me.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>17301316
>I wasn't molested (very sheltered by my mother)
>I started masturbating in kindergarten and watching porn at 8.
Your story isn't matching up.
How do I deal with job interviews when I have poor self esteem? My resume and qualifications are great but I'm short, ugly, and look like a child and years of bullying has taken a toll on my self-esteem. How am I supposed to project confidence? I've been on literally 6 interviews within the last 2 months and gotten nothing. I'm in accounting btw.
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Because your employer doesn't give a flying fuck about what you look like. If you're confident in your skills then just focus on talking about that and your past experience to sound confident.
>>17301297
Maybe you're not a good accountant
>>17301318
These are all for entry level jobs requiring no exp and I have a Yr of experience and a 3.5 GPA
My gf is getting chunky. I didn't sign up for this, however, since we have a child together I feel like I have to stay. Other women have children and manage to stay fit, why can't she?
How can I let my gf know that she needs to lose a lot of weight and take better care of herself?
Cheating on her would send a strong message.
Tell her that you've decided to lose weight yourself. And be serious about it.
Be her work out buddy, not her drill sergeant.
Just tell her you're losing physical attractiveness, and offer to both go to the gym together.
Good bonding.
If she getts pissy and cheats, eject out of that shit quick.
It's sad when cheating is such a common occurrence...
Here's my problem !!! i have several people who are just NOT answering my emails. one chick didn't answer one, then i sent a second one, and 11 days later she still hasn't answered it at all. and i see her posting on facebook every single fucking day.... what am i supposed to do!??!?!?!?!
Whatever you do, don't take a hint.
People still use e-mail?
>>17301244
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Can you treat depression without a shrink?
I'm against therapy ethically and morally. I refuse to be psychoanalyzed or drugged for reasons I won't explain
>>17301223
It's called marijuana.
Well are you actually clinically depressed or just really sad?
>>17301223
>I'm against therapy ethically and morally
I am now resisting the urge to fucking bash you in order to provide advice.
You "can" """treat""" depression without a shrink, but it depends on the situation. Think of it like trying to power off an airplane without having any knowledge of airplanes. You could do damage, you could just nail it; best news you're gonna get here is that at least good-will counts a lot.
This may not be all that common of a topic on /adv/, but I'm not on here quite often enough to know to be honest. But basically I have this quandary where I don't know what to do with my time. I work about 40 hours a week, and work out about 18 hours a week. I read in my free time, and listen to podcasts to learn about current events when I'm working out. I feel like I'm pretty close to maximizing my outcome with my time, intellectually and physically, but I still feel a sort of emptiness. I also socialize what I feel is plenty, about 4 hours 3 times a week,...
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>>17301221
>I work about 40 hours a week, and work out about 18 hours a week
That's pretty good, Anon.
Better than you can say for 99% of everyone else on 4chan.
I play video games
>>17301243
Right, but im still wasting my free time. I get anxious when I feel like I'm not progressing as a human being. I don't know. It's like some quasi-philosophical enigma I find myself in. So I'm just wondering what else I can do?
18 years old here. I've been on a few dates here and there, but they've all either been to the movies or with a group of friends or whatever.
I'm ready to become a real man and go on a real date, ya know? Take my girlfriend out to an expensive dinner.
Only problem is... How is it not super fucking awkward to just constantly try to make conversation with someone you don't know very well?
I would understand if you were with a girl you were comfortable with- but let's say this isn't a girl you know very well.
How do you keep your first date from delving into awkward silences? Any tips?
anyone
>>17301176
Why are you wasting a lot of money on a girl you don't know?
Maintain contact. Assert dominance. Stare the cunt in the eye until words fall out of her cocksheathe. Make her feel awkward, not you.
So i've decided to purchase the services of a prostitute. But i've Never done it before.
Any pointers? All the online advertisements seem the same and I dont want to get scammed or something like that..
>letting some disease ridden parasite contaminate your beautiful soft virgin skin
>>17301177
He's probably a wizard at this point.
Better a hooker now than a kidnapped victim later.
Hardly a virgin. But sure am beautiful ;)
I just made a huge mistake guys.
So back story: I never 'came' with a girl... I had sex sort of twice but it always sucker and I didn't feel any pleasure at all,
An older women from China (I'm from the Netherlands) was staying at my home with couchsurfing. Before she said if I'm interested, I can have fun with her.
At first I wasn't. But during the night I got so curious I visited her and we had sex and I think I came within a minute x).
Now. There is a 17 y.o. Christian girl from Ukraine that really likes me and wants...
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Go talk to a priest or something christfag
I'm not a Christian, just an idiot
>>17301200
>>17301200
Learn to quote.
Makes you not look like such a newfag.
I don't have much personality, I'm depressed and boring and I sometimes act like someone I'm not. To keep this short, how should I act or who should I act like.
>>17301148
You need to live like a windrammer as you fuck.
Feel free to use this for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX30rK-lCOc
Remember to not take shits, but GIVE shits and see the future in balls.
>>17301148
Look OP, if you don't have much of a personality it implies that there is a personality there, all you need to do is amplify it. Voice your opinions.
>>17301148
How old are you OP
I'm a fucking idiot when drunk but I'm also an alcoholic.
I live with my daddy and his gf, age 20 no job on social security and spend most of my time drunk.
So my past boyfriends have wanted to do anal but it was too painful. However two weeks ago after a night of drinking I wanted to try it out. I'd read somewhere that you need to do something called an enema, but I didn't have that so fucking idiot me decided to use the shower hose.
So everything ended up down the shower drain...... Drunk me clean up and carries on.
Only problem?...
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>>17301140
Ayy alcoholic brethren.
>1) You gay nigga needs to clean your asshole out more. Take a shit then insert that bag in there. Get it clean. No one wants to fuck a shit hole.
2) Learn to keep a kernel of your sober self when drunk. Try to make yourself rigid in your invisibility. A good drunk is invisible. Endeavour to be so.
3) Nigga, why you living with your pop at 20?
Move out already
try the one from the drug store and see how it goes. Shit doesn't come out, it's clear liquid idk how it works but it's just how it comes out.
>>17301159
Living at home until I get into either uni via the social security. But they take their sweet ass time.
>>17301352
Aww fuck, I'd go out and get that in a heartbeat if I didn't live in bumfuck nowhere.
But I think I've found a solution that I can get at our local everything store. I buy this thing and a extra long shower hose to reach the shitter. Now only to sober up to get to the store today....
Easier to hide something that clean up.
>someone invites me into huge Kik chat
>looks like they invited everyone in their contacts
>"Kik has joined the chat"
>I think the guy accidentally invited Kik
>Kik sends a message
>basically says "this chat has been reported too the FBI for child porn"
>message was really long, not reading the whole thing
>immediately...
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You won't get arrested but if they do ask you any questions just tell them everything you told us, and nothing more really unless you have a lawyer
You didn't actually do anything wrong so they don't really have any reason to be worried and if they invited all their other contacts there's probably other people from the chat in the same boat as you
Thanks anon
I don't think I knew anyone in the chat, but my Kik is in my Ifunny bio so I think they got it there.
What are good exercises to do at home that will get rid of belly fat
My current weight is 165
Empathic bump
>>17301093
>>>/fit/ and read the sticky
I know it's a bulky read (pun intended), but just do it.
Then live the sticky.
>>17301093
Read /fit/'s sticky.
General cues to keep a conversation flowing and entertaining, post them.
not this thread again
>>17301059
Every day until you like it
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