bump for my sanity

>>17303783
Ho anon u so silly, thats very normal, try to masturbate with her underwear and maybe it calm ur desires

>>17303901
what the fuck ?

I have read its some oedipus complex stage 3

Do any other anon have some advice?

Volunteer. Get a job. Socialise. Learn something

>>17303768
Ever learned how to make beer? If you are of age you can go to a brew supply storr, they usually have classes for free. Plus there are a lot of tutorials online. "Good eats, beer" is where I started.

>>17303768

whatever you want

write a script, or a book or an audio play, make a video game, draw a comic, start going to the gym (10 weeks of dedication can go a long way) learn how to animate in 3D or animate in general or start buildiong furniture.

>>17303753
>What would you do?

not care about him

Let him crash and burn on his assignment, stop being his work friend, bring your worries up to management if you ever have to work with him

>>17303777
I work with him daily right, and have done so for months.

I have never brought up problems with a colleague to management before and... I'm a little afraid to do so, to be honest. Would feel weird to talk behind his back like that.

But yeah. He will fail his assignment and try to blame it on something/someone but they will see through it. I have another project coming up for the autumn and won't have to work with him during that time.
Maybe I should just leave it there let it be.

>>17303747
Didn't get further than the title, 'cause I probably don't even need to read all of that.
Here's what you do: You bloody ask.

>>17303747
Realised how new I fucking sound
>she was showing me a pic on her phone then she started swiping and boom ass shot
>we've done a lot more than order a pizza and watch a movie(done multiple times not like it's a first time thing)


>reason for no pics
I don't want her on this site cause fagfriends browse aswell

>>17303747
don't ask her out.

next time you're hanging out/watching a movie, put your arm around her. if she doesn't move away, wait awhile, and then try to kiss her.

girls don't want to be 'asked out', they want to see that you're confident enough to take a risk and make a move. it's the only way to subvert the paradox: girls want what they can't have, and as soon as you ask a girl out, she can have you and won't want you anymore.

and honestly, if you...
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>>17303743
You've grown past them. This is a sign that you should be giving them a break. Find other hobbies. Maybe one day they'll be exciting to you again.

It's like kids not having fun with their action figures or barbies anymore. That phase is over, a world of more exciting shit awaits you.

>>17303743
I feel ya. Vidya and anime are getting/have been pretty tame.

>>17303743

some people just arent into video games. so logically many games are good but that doesnt mean you have to enjoy em. im sure not all romantic comedies suck on a technical level but you cant pay me to watch them.

like the other anon said you've likely outgrown them.

i WANT to love sonic the hedgehog. they were my favorite games growing up but all the new ones look like shit. even their more serious ones in the same vein as the ones i enjoyed just felt like shit. i simply dont enjoy them.

you...
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Special ed teacher in California. I started in multiple subject general ed (k-8), but there were no jobs. I dunt get paid anything more than any other teacher of similar experience and education in the same district. There are no jobs in English, history, or electives because those are the easy subjects and every idiot thinks they can do them. Science and math, bring harder, scare away people because those subjects actually require you to know your shit. Sped has jobs available, but it's not for everyone. I did not think my last administrator was competent and was basically...
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I'm also in NJ
I'm not a teacher, but I have like 5 friends who became teachers.

Look into your university and enroll in the teaching program. As far as majors go, I believe two of my friends did English major, one did biology, and one did history. They all have jobs in their local elementary schools. Also, I might be wrong about this, but I think it works like this. If you have a general education degree, you can teach grades k-8. Grades 9-12 require a degree in English or biology. Also most of my friends did a 5 year program, it was like the extra year...
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Considering the fact that you're here you might as well go for special ed with all of your experience.

>>17303698

make yourself some hot tea, take a hot or cold shower (Try both, see which one calms you down) put on some slow soft music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEiiqBTqEqk

this one helps me.

maybe put on a show like a sitcom, or a single camera comedy without a laugh track. consider just listening to an audio book and relaxing.

if you can get up and study again, great. if not, its your last chance to study so you should already know the bulk of information and its not that important a test so...

Due to some health related issues concerning my linguistical impediment I'm facing anxiety pretty much every day on a bigger or smaller scale.

Just suck it up and don't care too much about it, it's something that develops over time I guess, for now, just think that there are things more serious than just one fucking exam that you'll probably pass anyway. Before exams I usually do a small revision the last day, focusing more on the relaxing part and having a good sleep, I don't understand people who can stay up studying to some 4am and take the...
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>>17303712
You're right, I somehow got so nervous I forgot how much watching stupid sitcoms calms me down. Used to do it a lot in my first year before exams. There really isn't much point to studying at this point except trying to calm down, thanks!

>>17303713
I am sorry to hear that, glad to see that you have found a way of handling anxiety that works for you. I also have a hard time understanding people who stay awake through the night studying before exams.
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make-up, but hickeys usually dont last more than 1.5 days in my experience

>>17303707
> make-up
This.

>>17303693
just rock it
be like, yeah bitch you could leave me another tonight if you're lucky

>>17303639
Yes, and police shouldn't be allowed to shoot blacks either

have you done something? make up for it

has someone else done something? that's their problem

>>17303639
no. it was only the nobility that has slaves. your ancestors where probably not far off being slaves themselves. and anyway, black people had slaves too.

>>17303637
I've been alone most of my life despite having loyal friends in my youth*

failed proof read

>>17303637
Haha, whoa, what is that picture?! XD

>>17303640

was just about to comment on that.

here is the thing, what exactly about yourself do you think it is that causes people to make fun of you? answer that first and we'll go from there. cuz ur not wrong, but theres a certain frame of mind to work with

>>17303598

can you post a picture of yourself? it helps tailor the answer as to 'why'

>>17303602
I can't. Too risky of someone identifying me. I don't think I am the best looking guy though.

>>17303613

okay, well maybe go to /r9k/ or somewhere else cuz until we see you there is literally nothing we can say other than vague nothingnesses.

>>17303560

if ur desperate enough to beg, you are desperate enough to go on craigslist and let guys suck ur dick for 150 dollars a pop.

>>17303560
Where I'm from, you can collect unemployment on the hours you're not working if you're only working part-time. Have you looked into this? It might not be like this in every state though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3wBMFQKBL0

What was the achievement?

I have had a lot of people close to me die, I understand how it can make everything seem like a struggle. Depression will cause you to isolate yourself from others, always be aware of that.

Make small positive changes in your life and keep pushing forward, this mentality leads to relief, I have seen what happens when you do nothing or worse self medicate, I am going to a memorial service next week for a friend who saw hanging himself as the only solution.

>>17303538
Find yourself a new dream and if it's too easy, just make an unachievable one like "I wanna be the very best like no one ever was" or "I want to help others for the rest of my life in a way that makes me happy" or some shit like that.

>>17303538
I have nothing to contribute but i'm curious about the achievement.

Just apply twice, a day apart from different emails. One with and one without.

>>17303468
Won't the online system or some HR person catch the fact that I applied twice and trash my applications?

>>17303465
>Should I take the engineering degree off my resume?
Yes

>How should I go about getting the job? Just walking in and asking any random employee if they are hiring, asking to see the manager, or what?

Most large businesses require online applications. If its a small indipendant company or a small bar or something talking to the manager might work. But finding jobs online is much easier these days.

give me.........$22 million (that's the down payment) and give me........5 years to perfect the science and I'll have it!

>>17303394
But you'd only end up with a baby version of your girlfriend...

>>17303413
Baby fuck. Its awright