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So this is it my secret fetish I dont know how it became but it is I get a huge instant boner about my mom being gangbanged
I love my mom but why for gods sake's I have this fetish? Is it because of her femenine sexuality? She is the redhead turgent big boobs and turgent round ass. Everytime I feel It makes me want to puke but I drop huge load and got intense orgasm like I was a demon. Has someone gotten away from this kind of fetish?
I stopped watching porn as all I watched was mom being gangbanged but I cannot forget the scenes and her playing in my imagination.
I need help anons T_T
bump for my sanity
>>17303783
Ho anon u so silly, thats very normal, try to masturbate with her underwear and maybe it calm ur desires
>>17303901
what the fuck ?
I have read its some oedipus complex stage 3
Do any other anon have some advice?
what can I do with my free time? I'm gonna be free for about 10 weeks or so and I have nothing to do.
I like skating but it rains most days here so I can't do that a lot. I like reading but I can only do that for an hour or 2 before getting bored. I'd go out with my friends but they don't seem to want to go out. I just have so much free time and all I seem to be doing is browsing social media and watching youtube videos. I really need something to occupy myself with, with so much free time I start to over think about everything.
Volunteer. Get a job. Socialise. Learn something
>>17303768
Ever learned how to make beer? If you are of age you can go to a brew supply storr, they usually have classes for free. Plus there are a lot of tutorials online. "Good eats, beer" is where I started.
>>17303768
whatever you want
write a script, or a book or an audio play, make a video game, draw a comic, start going to the gym (10 weeks of dedication can go a long way) learn how to animate in 3D or animate in general or start buildiong furniture.
How do I deal with a shitty slacker colleague?
I work for an IT company with good reputation. We have big, well known customers and talented and ambitious colleagues who are leading in their field.
And then there's my colleague...
Whenever I pass by he seems to be watching Youtube or browsing the web while yawning.
Tasks that should take one or two days takes him weeks. And then he delivers something shitty.
He doesn't keep up with tech and doesn't read programming books. He seems to lack the passion and interest for what we are doing.
He seems to get annoyed whenever he has to take his headphones off to discuss things. Tech discussions with him are meaningless anyway since he doesn't know much about the project we are working on, ever after working with it for 6+ months. He doesn't seem to know much about the technologies we use either. I don't know how he has spent his 5+ years in the tech industry.
He's "sick" pretty much every second Monday and gets a cold for a week every second month or so.
It's sad that he got hired but I guess it's because he gave the impression of being super cool and passionate at first.
Now he just seems like a manipulative psychopath who tries to save face by blurting out bullshit during meetings.
Always something to blame. Some other person, environments, technical debt and so on.
I'm sure he has tried to put the blame on me at some point as well.
I get the feeling that management is a bit tired of him.
They have assigned a summer project with him as the only programmer with a tight deadline.
With his current delivery rate it will take years instead of weeks... so, that's going to be interesting.
We are "friends" at work and eat lunch together but I can't stand him anymore due to his work performance.
I don't want to work with him ever again. I still deliver and try to stay motivated but I enjoy work a lot more when I work with motivated and inspiring people.
What would you do?
>>17303753
>What would you do?
not care about him
Let him crash and burn on his assignment, stop being his work friend, bring your worries up to management if you ever have to work with him
>>17303777
I work with him daily right, and have done so for months.
I have never brought up problems with a colleague to management before and... I'm a little afraid to do so, to be honest. Would feel weird to talk behind his back like that.
But yeah. He will fail his assignment and try to blame it on something/someone but they will see through it. I have another project coming up for the autumn and won't have to work with him during that time.
Maybe I should just leave it there let it be.
I'm a beta virgin and I need help
>never had gf
>have female friend for a good few years now
>we do all kinds of shit
>watching movie she leans on my arm head on my shoulder
>order a pizza
>"accidentally" has an ass pic on her phone that I happen to see
I fucking love her so much but I'm afraid of rejection,mainly cause I've never asked someone out before
She's a solid 9/10 and I'm worried of someone getting her before I try
How do I do it
If I sound like a newfag I lurk on /s4s/ and /b/ what can I say
>>17303747
Didn't get further than the title, 'cause I probably don't even need to read all of that.
Here's what you do: You bloody ask.
>>17303747
Realised how new I fucking sound
>she was showing me a pic on her phone then she started swiping and boom ass shot
>we've done a lot more than order a pizza and watch a movie(done multiple times not like it's a first time thing)
>reason for no pics
I don't want her on this site cause fagfriends browse aswell
>>17303747
don't ask her out.
next time you're hanging out/watching a movie, put your arm around her. if she doesn't move away, wait awhile, and then try to kiss her.
girls don't want to be 'asked out', they want to see that you're confident enough to take a risk and make a move. it's the only way to subvert the paradox: girls want what they can't have, and as soon as you ask a girl out, she can have you and won't want you anymore.
and honestly, if you put your arm around her and she pulls away, that'll hurt your friendship a lot less than if you 'profess your love to her'.
Any secret techniques to getting into a video game after becoming a jaded/depressed gamer?
It just feels like they're all shit even though logically I know this cannot be true.
>>17303743
You've grown past them. This is a sign that you should be giving them a break. Find other hobbies. Maybe one day they'll be exciting to you again.
It's like kids not having fun with their action figures or barbies anymore. That phase is over, a world of more exciting shit awaits you.
>>17303743
I feel ya. Vidya and anime are getting/have been pretty tame.
>>17303743
some people just arent into video games. so logically many games are good but that doesnt mean you have to enjoy em. im sure not all romantic comedies suck on a technical level but you cant pay me to watch them.
like the other anon said you've likely outgrown them.
i WANT to love sonic the hedgehog. they were my favorite games growing up but all the new ones look like shit. even their more serious ones in the same vein as the ones i enjoyed just felt like shit. i simply dont enjoy them.
you (and I) just assume we'd like new games because we remember liking games before.
do something new.
consider what the author VC andrews said. she used to do nothing but read then one day she put down a book and never read another one ever again. from that moment on she only wrote books.
perhaps you need to make video games.
Hello, /adv/, I've searched the internet and everyone for advice but I'm still not sure what I should do.
I'm going to be a sophomore in college next semester (august). I think I want to be a teacher. The way it works is that you major in your desired subject area (math, science, etc) and education at the same time. I don't really care what I teach, I'm cool with anything.
Looking at what I've seen it goes like this:
>History
No jobs
>Music, Art
No jobs
>English
Some say its OK, some say its just as bad as history
>Science, Math
Most jobs
>Special ED
Where the money is at
I was thinking about going into math, but the thing is I am very bad at it. I'm sure I can teach it but the only problem is getting a degree in it. I'm scheduled to take pre-calc this coming semester so I feel like im getting a very very late start since this degree requires so much.
So I'm also thinking of biology or maybe chemistry. They aren't exactly easy either but not as bad as math, atleast not bio.
So here I have a few questions.... open to anyone who can help me. I really need to find a direction and stick with it so I don't waste any time or money.
>Is english or biology a very bad subject to get into in regards to finding a job as a teacher?
>Should I stick with mathematics or job ship to Biology
Any advice would be very helpful. God knows I need it. Also I live in New Jersey, dunno if that helps. Thanks in advance.
Special ed teacher in California. I started in multiple subject general ed (k-8), but there were no jobs. I dunt get paid anything more than any other teacher of similar experience and education in the same district. There are no jobs in English, history, or electives because those are the easy subjects and every idiot thinks they can do them. Science and math, bring harder, scare away people because those subjects actually require you to know your shit. Sped has jobs available, but it's not for everyone. I did not think my last administrator was competent and was basically able to walk into another job in another district with much higher pay after a twenty minute interview.
I'm also in NJ
I'm not a teacher, but I have like 5 friends who became teachers.
Look into your university and enroll in the teaching program. As far as majors go, I believe two of my friends did English major, one did biology, and one did history. They all have jobs in their local elementary schools. Also, I might be wrong about this, but I think it works like this. If you have a general education degree, you can teach grades k-8. Grades 9-12 require a degree in English or biology. Also most of my friends did a 5 year program, it was like the extra year was a graduate program.
I guess its ok to major in anything you relatively like, but I would refrain from music and art. Most schools have the single music teacher that works there for 40 years type. At least there are lots of say math teachers in high school, like honors calc, pre calc, geometry, etc.
Considering the fact that you're here you might as well go for special ed with all of your experience.
Med-student here, Psychiatry final tomorrow. It it isn't an important subject and doesn't change much, but for some reason I ironically feel extremely anxious like never before. I drank a shitload to calm myself down, jerked off twice and called my girlriend, nothing helped. I can barely write (took maybe 10 minutes to write this post properly). I should probably still be studying but just can't do it.
Any advice on how to handle the anxiety non-pharmacologically?
>>17303698
make yourself some hot tea, take a hot or cold shower (Try both, see which one calms you down) put on some slow soft music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEiiqBTqEqk
this one helps me.
maybe put on a show like a sitcom, or a single camera comedy without a laugh track. consider just listening to an audio book and relaxing.
if you can get up and study again, great. if not, its your last chance to study so you should already know the bulk of information and its not that important a test so...
Due to some health related issues concerning my linguistical impediment I'm facing anxiety pretty much every day on a bigger or smaller scale.
Just suck it up and don't care too much about it, it's something that develops over time I guess, for now, just think that there are things more serious than just one fucking exam that you'll probably pass anyway. Before exams I usually do a small revision the last day, focusing more on the relaxing part and having a good sleep, I don't understand people who can stay up studying to some 4am and take the exam the following day..
>>17303712
You're right, I somehow got so nervous I forgot how much watching stupid sitcoms calms me down. Used to do it a lot in my first year before exams. There really isn't much point to studying at this point except trying to calm down, thanks!
>>17303713
I am sorry to hear that, glad to see that you have found a way of handling anxiety that works for you. I also have a hard time understanding people who stay awake through the night studying before exams.
But, I think for many people it's very difficult to just stop carrying about your anxiety, especially when you enter a (slight) panic attack. So not really sure that's good for me.
I had a one night stand yesterday and she gave me a hicky (and we broke up). Tomorrow I have a first date. Is there any chance to hide this shit? If so how? I already did the whole ice pack and scrape thing, I guess it helped get rid of the purple.
make-up, but hickeys usually dont last more than 1.5 days in my experience
>>17303707
> make-up
This.
>>17303693
just rock it
be like, yeah bitch you could leave me another tonight if you're lucky
Should white people pay black people reparations for slavery? Do I owe the black race something for what my ancestors did?
>>17303639
Yes, and police shouldn't be allowed to shoot blacks either
have you done something? make up for it
has someone else done something? that's their problem
>>17303639
no. it was only the nobility that has slaves. your ancestors where probably not far off being slaves themselves. and anyway, black people had slaves too.
One part of me says that it's ok to put up a facade for people to get them to like me. Another part of me says i won't find happiness if I don't put my true foot forward.
I'm leaning towards putting up a facade so people come to like me, and so I won't have to put up with being called names behind my back. I've been alone despite having loyal friends my whole life, especially as I've gotten older.
What do normal people do?
>>17303637
I've been alone most of my life despite having loyal friends in my youth*
failed proof read
>>17303637
Haha, whoa, what is that picture?! XD
>>17303640
was just about to comment on that.
here is the thing, what exactly about yourself do you think it is that causes people to make fun of you? answer that first and we'll go from there. cuz ur not wrong, but theres a certain frame of mind to work with
Seems like people find it weird I am 26 and never had a girlfriend. Honestly, what is so shocking? I tried and failed many times.
I just don't have what women want. I lack necessary dating capital too. Like a car, experience with dating, large pools of friends.
Is it really this strange to be this old and not experience these things? People make it sound like women should have been throwing themselves at me? Doubtful.
I feel as if women want men to see past their flaws but a woman can't see past a mans flaws.
Like what if I had a phobia of driving? No woman definitely would date me because woman want to be picked up.
Help.
>>17303598
can you post a picture of yourself? it helps tailor the answer as to 'why'
>>17303602
I can't. Too risky of someone identifying me. I don't think I am the best looking guy though.
>>17303613
okay, well maybe go to /r9k/ or somewhere else cuz until we see you there is literally nothing we can say other than vague nothingnesses.
Hey guys.. I'll get to the point.
I need help, anyone's help.
I have been trying so hard to find a job because my job is only giving me 10 hours a week.
And because i have a job i can't claim unemployment for assistance.
I just had an interview today but i have to wait until tuesday for them to get back to me for the second interview, highly likely that i got the job.
I was a full time student and had assistance from the government but since summer started i've been fucked with money. I didn't expect it to go this badly and yes it is my fault.
My credit card has a high balance on it, my phone bill, electricity bill, and rent is coming up and i have nothing. This isn't even including food. I also had to lend a hand to my parents since they are in a bad situation as well, which only made it worse for me, i couldn't say no to them.
If this goes downhill my credit will also be fucked.
I need $900 to fully come back to normal.
If there's anyone out there that can help me out, lend a hand, any money would be helpful.
I don't have proof, all i have is this.
But i know once in a while we stop the bullshit and lend a hand to someone.
If anyone can help me with anything
My paypal is [email protected]
>>17303560
if ur desperate enough to beg, you are desperate enough to go on craigslist and let guys suck ur dick for 150 dollars a pop.
>>17303560
Where I'm from, you can collect unemployment on the hours you're not working if you're only working part-time. Have you looked into this? It might not be like this in every state though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3wBMFQKBL0
So I kinda realized that I achieved the only goal I was living towards. Something that my dying mother wanted me to achieve and I did it. And now it all kinda feels empty and I realize that I have nothing really worth living for.
Anyone else have a feeling like that? You achieved your life's goal and are/were left with emptiness? How did you deal with it?
What was the achievement?
I have had a lot of people close to me die, I understand how it can make everything seem like a struggle. Depression will cause you to isolate yourself from others, always be aware of that.
Make small positive changes in your life and keep pushing forward, this mentality leads to relief, I have seen what happens when you do nothing or worse self medicate, I am going to a memorial service next week for a friend who saw hanging himself as the only solution.
>>17303538
Find yourself a new dream and if it's too easy, just make an unachievable one like "I wanna be the very best like no one ever was" or "I want to help others for the rest of my life in a way that makes me happy" or some shit like that.
>>17303538
I have nothing to contribute but i'm curious about the achievement.
I have a 4-year engineering degree, an AA degree, and an internship on my resume. I want to get a job at Wal Mart or some other low paying place as a temp job.
Should I take the engineering degree off my resume?
How should I go about getting the job? Just walking in and asking any random employee if they are hiring, asking to see the manager, or what?
Just apply twice, a day apart from different emails. One with and one without.
>>17303468
Won't the online system or some HR person catch the fact that I applied twice and trash my applications?
>>17303465
>Should I take the engineering degree off my resume?
Yes
>How should I go about getting the job? Just walking in and asking any random employee if they are hiring, asking to see the manager, or what?
Most large businesses require online applications. If its a small indipendant company or a small bar or something talking to the manager might work. But finding jobs online is much easier these days.
need help have a hair from gf
any help on cloning her so i can viciously destroy clones pussy till i need a new clone
give me.........$22 million (that's the down payment) and give me........5 years to perfect the science and I'll have it!
>>17303394
But you'd only end up with a baby version of your girlfriend...
>>17303413
Baby fuck. Its awright
