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So I have this problem. When I was younger I was always afraid of end as a old virgin because nobody liked me.
So through HS, College and work I've never dated women. My frields laughed at me and talked about that the beauty don't last so much and if I couldn't date anyone when young, when I became older it would be impossible.
So now I'm 67 and some girls with 21-29 years aproach me and I think wtf? So now they like me or what? Some friends say that I look like these "dadies" with money I don't know. I'm fat and bearded.
So...
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>>17304089
No, they're baiting you and will scream rape to get you thrown in jail
>>17304089
>So they want my money?
Yes.
>>17304089
At 67? I dunno, not sure I believe a senior citizen is using a Burmese aquarium advice forum to ask about girls.
What I can say, though, is that I'm in my mid 30s and look a little older (lot of grey in the beard, slightly weathered face). As I've gotten older I've noticed a significant uptick in interest from girls in their 20s. My theory is that a big, strong, successful man who generally has his shit together provokes something in them.
I wanna build a music production dedicated PC.
What are my minimum requirements?
I mostly use FLstudio, KONTACT, Superior Drummer, a few other VSTS, and need it for reliable live playing as well.
I also wouldn't mind some recommended programs/VSTs to build my library with.
>>17304061
I built one for around $600... You don't need a graphics card, but I highly recommend core i7, 8 gigs of ram and water cooler
Get apple bcuz apple is the best there is no better computer than apple lol I should know because I am an expert of you don't believe me, go to any Starbucks and see what people are using they are using some bcuz apple is the beh-eh-eh-eh-eh-est.
Good processor and ram (8gb+)
SSD for your files/samples
Vsts:
Get Serum, Massive, Sylenth
good FX Vsts: (not mandatory, stock FL plugins are great too)
Fabfilter ProQ
Camelphat
Dblue Glitch
WOW Filter
Is it normal for someone who is generally happy and surrounded by friends to occasionally feel overwhelmingly sad and nothing seems appealing or fun?
This happens to me every now and then. It's really bad today and I am about to go into work. Just a wondering if this is natural.
You ever considered drugs?
I know...I know,
>it's bad for you and could destroy your life
But only if you aren't in control, don't be an alcoholic though, I recommend shrooms, weed, acid and Ecstasy(ecstasy is a maybe, you never know what its cut with). Just those drugs though, everything else might be too addicting or harmful
>>17304038
I smoke a good amount of weed just about every day and I drink once or twice a week but primarily pot. I've done acid and shrooms a few times each and I intend to do them again at some point. I'll probably just get drunk and have some buddies over tonight
>>17304069
That'll do it op
And if you still aren't happy then I recommend exercise and staying /fit/.
It makes drugs a lot more enjoyable when you do them after working out, makes it feel like a reward
i want to learn japanese, what's the best way to go about this?
>>17303989
Join courses at unibersities or similar.
>>17304014
i just want to do it at home cos i have a lot of free time on my hands
>>17303989
Best ways to get rid of face fat?
Since last summer I've been hitting my workouts fairly heavily, and eating right, and I've lost weight and gained a little bit of muscle but for some reason my face has remained fat as fuck. I have a slight double chin, and my cheeks are very puffy. It looks disgusting and mishapen. Wat do
Height and weight?
>>17304000
I'm 6'3" and around 220lbs
>>17303986
>Best ways to get rid of face fat?
>Since last summer I've been hitting my workouts fairly heavily
seems like you aren't
My boyfriend is such a fucking asshole, but I can't break up with him. Every time there is an argument he always says for me to break up with him. Multiple times I tell him how much I love him and how I can see us together in the future he still tells me to break up with him.
He has his good days where he's sweet and fund but most of the time he always seems so disinterested in anything I'm saying unless it's about sex or my feet.
Obviously I know most of you are going to tell me it's my best bet to leave him and move on but I can't...
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You have no self worth.
>>17303964
Is he abusive? Or just immature and uninterested? You're just too comfortable and obsessed with a fake idea of the way things used to be. Do you wanna be stuck with an emotionless cuck or genuine lover?
this is what you get for dating a footfag
I always wanted to be an artist. Around 4 years ago I bought myself a wacom and began practicing, I practiced for like 2 months and I could see that I was getting better, I was still bad, but compared to what it was before, it was a huge improvement. I could steadily see myself improve. The thing is, I hated it. I hated drawing, no matter if it was practicing or "for fun", I hated it and I still do, but deep inside I always feel like not drawing is such a missed opportunity. Over the course of the few years I always picked it up for like a month with multiple hours...
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' m exactly the same. Except i hate drawing cause my drawings never turn out the way i want them to.
And thats because i never spent enough time learning fundamentals.
>>17303909
If you're over 18 and not a female then give it up.
It won't put any money in your pocket.
>>17303934
Unless he draws lewd. If you target the right group you might get a lot of fans.
Hello /adv/ I'm in a bit of a sea cucumber. There's this girl I've had a crush on for a while now. She is very effeminate and looks as if she could give birth to thousands of kids! Recently, our relationship has been shaken by some musclehead jerk named Chad Thunderconch. He's the reef stud and all the girls say they can barely handle his girthy verge. My princess is falling for this scumbag!
Now, here's my question adv. What should I do? Should I fight him? He's much bigger than me... though, if I win I can impregnate him and make him my...
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>>17303875
2/10 trying too hard
>>17303875
Was this supposed to be funny?
>>17304196
*I think maybe falsely
My mother says I'm a loser who does absolutely nothing. I had no friends all HS so I really have no one to go out with, and I do plenty at hone anyway. I'm going to a god college this fall do I won't be staying, and I teach myself language and history for all that's worth. I do play vidya a lot but I pay for all of it myself. Why is she being such an ass to me and calling me a useless fuck?
Excuse the typos I'm pretty angry.
Idk tell her what u think
>>17303864
I do, and she absolutely doesn't care. She doesn'y even have a job, she says cleaning and shopping is a job.
just got dumped by my gf for reasons i wont go into
what are the best ways to cope with these feelings? thanks in advance
Drink.
Drugs
Drink and do drugs
Had a female friend tell me she had a dream of us being married and later on having sex.
How do I react? What does it mean? Has this happened to you? (Dreamer or listener)
>inb4 dreams mean nothing
>>17303805
>inb4 dreams mean nothing
But they don't
>>17303805
She said she liked it as well
>>17303805
It means you invaded her safe space and mind raped her. Lawyer up now.
Wat do you do if you only have one thing that turns you on. Whenever I look at it I'm already about to cum buckets within a second even with no horniness and now I can't even get hard during sex.
Like will it work if I just delete all of it and never think of it again
What's inside?
>>17303798
its hard to say. psychology doesnt have any definite answers.
generally speaking the best approach is to delete any porn of the fetish, and stop using that. then wait a while, then slowly work your way back up to normalcy. but it doesnt work for anyone. and will power is limited.
seriously tho whats in the box?
>>17303798
say what though, please
How to stop fantasizing about meeting people who don't talk to you now?
They have other friends that influence them and what i remember doesn't exist anymore.
>Picrelated: was hard to like or understand
>>17303795
Meet new people. It helps forget the old ones!
>>17303800
It doesn't completely help
>>17303821
Sure it does. You just haven't met the right people!
Also, it's important to accept that you'll never fully forget anyone, but that their "passing" is a part of life. It has happened before and will happen again. There's nothing you can do about that.
I sat down with a friend lately talking about my frustrations and issues down the line in my life. After a fair bit of talk he told me what he thinks is my problem: I talk too formally and that makes people think I always have my guard up.
This is actually true as, throughout my time growing up, I was bullied. The one time I built too much confidence during my teen years where, granted, I acted like a twat, a lot of my former friends turned on me and began to bully me. That said I didn't act like a bastard to them or to many, I just acted stuck up my own ass. During...
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>>17303786
bump, i want somebody to help you.
>>17303786
You sound like a little bitch.
Read books about behaving or body language check this collection https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/13463985/Red_Pill_Books_v2.0
Girl I like takes ages to reply to my texts (talking about weeks here) but finally sends a text sounding genuinely happy with loads of emotes, even winky faces and stuff.
What's going on? Why is she doing this if she's interested? This has been going on for about 3 months now.
You're the backup.
She doesn't text you until things with whoever she's currently interested in go bad.
She's not interested. She texts you to get attention, and probably lonely or bored at that moment.
>>17303785
she texts you when she has litearlly nothing to do. like waiting in the waiting room all her friends wont text back and shes scrolling so far down that she sees you.
the emotes and stuff are to convince you that shes into you (platonically) and just really busy but SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU <3 HEARTS PROVE IT SEE WERE CLOSE LETS TLAK TIL IM BORED'.
if ur not sure, just ask her on a fucking date and see what happens.
