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How do I become an absolute animal of a male?
I'm talking the highest testosterone ever. Biggest muscles of all time. Fucking gigantic dick. Crushes his enemy's skulls into the pavement.
How do I achieve this? Seriously, I keep having this recurring thought that if I don't become the biggest alpha fucking male of all time then I have failed, I am a disgusting beta pathetic sack of shit.
Well, you're right of course. Might makes right and we haven't evolved past knowing who's the mst alpha. However, the game has changed past just physical aspects.
To be the alpha male, you need to have an aggressive and controlled life as well. It all stems from self dicipline. Start with book called "no excuses!" On dicipline.
Then get to /fit/ for phisique and train hard for a year and then hop on gear.
Visit /biz/ to find a way of getting cash for the right clothes, car, house to fit your aggressive lifestyle
Let me break it to you, you can't unless you have the genes for it. Musculature, skeleton, your own bodfy's testosterone production. You cannot change these.
>>17302715
I mean, I'm not just talking about bodybuilding. I'm talking about just being a beast of a male. Gets everything he wants. Takes no fucking prisoners.
>controlled life as well
What about criminal bosses? They aren't controlled. They're untamed. That's part of how they derive their power, they're so unpredictable, they inflict fear into the hearts of their enemies.
>>17302728
Not even going to dignify this idiocy with a response
Does drinking still "ruin your life" if you never wanted/planned to do any of the things being drunk is supposed to ruin for you?
>>17302657
No not really, you just have to make sure you are with good friends who will not fuck your shit up when your drunk.
I once was drunk, and ended up drinking from a random girls cup and drank some kind of date rape drug. Well gladly i drank her whole cup which was 1 liter.
My friends later told me i drank 6 liters of german beer. I woke up in a different part of town with symptomes of liver cerrhoises (yellow skin on the belly / hip area, indicates liver damage).
Kept it to myself and stopped drinking and it went away.
What i was truly dissappointed about is that none of my friends supported me on this, this felt like a huge backstab.
So Tl;Dr: think ahead before you empty that bottle.
>>17302690
I don't get ugly-drunk once a week, I just want to be mildly drunk all the time.
>>17302737
Oh okay, i have a friend who is tipsy almost everytime i see him at work. Can't really say he is doing bad but i think he got depressed.
Would a prostitute have sex with me if i say i'm a virgin?
No, she would run away alerting all her prostitue friends not to make a deal with you. You will be put on the prostitute black list.
>>17302646
of course and may give you a virgins discount. Enjoy
>>17302646
Only for money
This morning, I went Waffle House and some nigger asked me what time it is. I said, "7:30 nigger. You late for work at the cotton mill?" He seemed visibly upset and tattled on the manager. I ended up getting kicked out before they served me food.
What is wrong with being political incorrect today? It's how I feel to certain people. I should say what I want to without being punished for my actions.
I think you should consider the fact that everyone around you wants to call you an autistic fat neckbeard with no social skills, however they all withhold that from you because of those said social skills.
I'm not defending niggers but if you lack a basic filter your gonna find that a lot of people dislike you and your probably gonna get your ass beat for it too.
>>17302643
Racism is wrong, pure and simple. And before yoy spout about free speech, you can say whatever you want without censorship, but that doesn't mean you can't be punished after the fact.
>>17302643
2/10 if bait.
4/10 if genuinely a socially incompetent boob.
I think I may have some form of dyslexia.
Can anyone that is more knowledgeable than
me help me out?
What I struggle with:
Horrible with numbers
Hard time spelling
Reverses letters in words
Cannot tell right from left
>>17302641
Is this with reading? Or with writing? Important distinction.
>>17302641
Yep, that sounds like dyslexia. If you're in school/college, see the counselling department for testing. If you're out of school, ask your doctor for referral to tester.
>>17302670
Mostly writing
greetings 4chan lads,
I graduated recently from a German Gymnasium and acquired my abitur - a diploma from German secondary school qualifying for university admission or matriculation. I, however, do not have the slightest idea what to study. Hence, I ask for your support. Thanks.
Some information at hand:
- I graduated with A+ (1.0)
- I majored in English, Bio, Maths, German and Ethics
c'mon guys...
>>17302615
That depends on your interests. You can either chase money or doing something that fulfills you, be that in technology or whatever else floats your boat.
>>17302704
yea, now.. I forgot to mention that I'd have liked to study psychology, which I am not permitted to. My parents are pretty serious about it...
How does a person overcome fears and anxieties about the future?
>>17302607
Live for the present.
>>17302607
I think what you are looking for is faith.
You have to have faith in yourself, that everything will work out at the end. This doesn't mean that everything will be good. It means that when shit hits the fan, you'll be able to handle it.
E.g. worst case scenario you land on the street, homeless. You have to have faith in yourself, that you'll react to this situation by working your ass off looking for a job.
Most fears come from parents. Are you scared of being homeless or are you scared how your parents will feel when you are homeless?
>>17302607
Just remember, no matter what you may accomplish, may possess, or may experience in your life, you'll be dead by the end of it.
>guy I played online games with for about 9-10 years now asks me to be best man at his wedding
>me being faggot i say yes
>it's in the most remote part of the US you can be in in the 48. I live in the south. I will have to drive to Nashville airport, fly 2 1/2 hours, drive 6 hours, and then I'm there.
>i'm part of the wedding so i can't just be there for one day I have to be there the whole weekend for rehearsals
>away for 6 days total just to go to a FUCKING wedding
>i've never met any of these people, i don't know what any of them look like in real life.
>he wants me to hang out with his groomsmen etc.
>I REALLY FUCKING DO NOT WANT TO DRIVE A TOTAL OF 20 HOURS TO DO WEDDING SHIT WITH TOTAL STRANGERS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
>i've already booked travel plans but would more than happily cancel them and eat the cost if I could just stay the fuck at home
>If I ditched he'd probably hate me forever but if I go I'll probably hate him forever and say something very mean to him on the best day of his life for asking me to do this
What should I do? I fucking hate this, I know I'm a shithead but what the fuck should I do here.
I'm planning on going, my family/gf are MASSIVELY against it and think I should just tell him, and stay home. I'm going to be driving thru nothingness to go someplace I don't want to be, for multiple days, costing myself around $700
Is there any way out of this? I know I suck but who the fuck asks a stranger to be best man. If it was any other wedding thing I'd say NO FUCK YOU but I didn't have the heart at the time.
Bump for interest
Most people don't talk to someone for 10 years and consider them strangers.
>If it was any other wedding thing I'd say NO FUCK YOU
But isn't it any other wedding? Like you said, dude's a stranger.
>>17302592
Do it as soon as possible, with everyday you get closer he will have more trouble replacing you.
You sound like a moody fuck controled by your parents and gf, i wouldn't want to go either but i would accept that as a reason.
Boyfriend messaged me today saying that he thinks he needs a break while he settles into work.
He was a neet until a few months ago.
I asked for him to call me for this conversation because I feel like this is a conversation that should be had over the phone instead of text.
He hasnt replied, obviously hasnt called and I dont think he intends to.
He isnt cheating because he is still very neet, he just has a job he goes to on weekdays the comes home and games.
Am I being unreasonable to have me have said what I have? The messages were sent over 3 hours.
Should I just accept that its over, even though hes said its a break?
Why don't you meet him face to face?
>>17302537
You are totally reasonable. Dumping over text is just disrespectful.
Why are you dating a neet though?
>>17302537
Girl to girl, if a guy ever needed a break from me I'd never go back to that. Why'd you ask how long? Doesn't matter. He should be chasing you after pulling some childish stupid shit like this.
https://youtu.be/X7dVGIZv5B8
How does one stop being a man child in order to become a real man?
>>17302501
Do adult things until being an adult feels natural to you.
>>17302501
Depends what you class as a man child. My hubby still plays video games (we do this together too) we still have immature laughs together. Personally I dont see anything wrong with being in touch with your inner child, as long as you are able to function as an adult, you can always be happy doing the things you always enjoyed :)
Every day, do at least one thing that you don't want to do. Doesn't matter how big or small it is, or whether or not you've wanted to do it in the past. There are only two rules:
- At the moment you do it, you must actively not want to do it. If you've been not wanting to do it recently the whim strikes, that doesn't count. This has to be sonething that you have to force yourself to do.
- You have to DO something. Not doing something that you want to do doesn't count, because it doesn't involve doing anything.
This is practice. The goal is to build active discipline. This will help.
Hello /adv/.
The last few months I'm having very vivid dreams, although not lucid ones because I don't control the conciously.
Most of the time there is a, let's say, "plotline" that lasts for a long time and still makes somehow sense.
By that I mean it's not a chain of illogical events but most of it makes sense in it's own strange way.
I often wake up out of it and I can go back to sleep and jump right into the "plot" again.
It's like every night I dream one to three very long and detailed stories.
Interesting to say is, that strong emotions are rarely attached, so I rarely wake up having cried or scared.
The dreams I have are also rarely nightmares.
Now my problem with it is, I wake up out of them and in my drowsy sleepy state I kind of want to know what else happens in that "story" and I get back to sleep again.
But that means that I usually wake up at 1 to 3 P.M so the whole fucking day is wasted.
Not even my alarm can help me out even if I place it on the other side of the room I get up, turn it off and get back to sleep again.
It's like I have to stay awake for at least 5 minutes to get back to my senses, otherwise I'm like a fucking zombie who can't control it's own body.
The fact that I work in the evenings doesn't help either.
It's like half of the time I'm living in my dream world.
But I don't really get why, I mean I'm not depressed, my life is actually pretty okay, of course I long for a more fulfilling life but who doesn't.
But I mean I'm also a 21 year old young man with his life ahead and big plans I plan to achieve, but I won't achieve shit if I sleep half of the day.
I just hope maybe someone knows what I'm talking about and either had the same problem or knows what the exact core of it is, because apparently I have some problems solving it on my own.
Please help if you can and thank you for your time.
>>17302495
Speaking from experience, that happened to me at one time as well. It was a driver that pushed me towards my goals, and I miss those dreams so much.
I was going nowhere at the time really. Could not find a decent job, no real prospects and then that started happening to me. I was even able to write a dream down and it would make a bad-ass novel if I ever get around to it.
Now I'm finishing up my Law degree and MBA in a joint program at college, and it's largely due to those dreams. As soon as they stopped, I got my shit together and reached for the moon.
Embrace it, dream away until they are gone, because it's not going to last.
Are you just too drowsy still to realize it's better for you to wake up?
Maybe look into a better alarm clock. Some weird one where you have to do something special to turn it off. That way you wake up enough to make conscious decisions.
>>17302519
I actually know what you mean, some of the "stories" I dream are so fucking crazy you could make several bad ass novels out of them, it's just that they are so crazy and interesting that I can't get my ass out of the bed, because they are most certainly more interesting than my "okay" life right now.
Could you elaborate on how these dreams were a driver for you?
And what kind of psychological value do they have?
Is the mind longing for something greater and wants to tell the body to cooperate?
How could I use those dreams, so to say, for my cause, as you did.
>>17302525
Yeah exactly, although most of the time I have that tiny voice in my head that tells me: "You asshole know exactly that you should get up right now and get your shit done, you will regret it if you don't I assure you that." and I do regret it everytime.
I had the same thought, any ideas on some crazy alarm clocks that could do the trick.
Louder ones don't help me though, I know that already.
How do you stop people from being shy and have them talk more?
with cruelty and derision
>>17302483
There are several options
>make them feel comfortable and trust you
>get them drunk
>start talking yourself and stop every once in a while and ask questions
You walk up and talk to them about fucking anything. Don't be a cunt and talk shit about them to get them to say something like a lot of cunts I know.
Summary of life to provide background to my inquiry also b/c need 2 vent.
Question next post
> Born asthmatic, introvert, rich fag
> Life good parent argue but get whatever I want, so DGF
>10 years later parents divorce
> Money Bags leaves stay with mom b/c I'm stupid
>Poor fag
>Mom is disabled hippy slut cunt but cool with her b/c lets me do whatever
>Do okay in school but no direction b/c MMORPG addict
> Go to college for Engineering b/c I know it's decent money
>Pussy out and study History and Pre-law Fresmen year. Figure I'm good at being a cold dick so lawyer wouldn't be a bad choice.
>Jr. year of college have accident in gym. Spend better part of 5 months not able to move well. With time of self reflection I realized I made big mistake in major change, so I take math and CS classes
>Talk to counselors too late to change major.RIP
>Could have finished major in 3 years but stay for an extra year for maths/science/CS classes at Uni (allowed to stay to finish foreign language requirement. RIP MONEY)
>Decide I must get useful degree at all costs
>Get toilet paper degree move in with mother and new play thing
>go to local CC for missing maths/Physics for a year while basically living as a Neet shut in
>apply to College for EE get accepted. No moneys b/c have reached cap
>Try to join military
>Thought I outgrew Asthma but stupid enough to mention to recruiter. Show him letter from doctor saying I'm good, so he lets me give it a shot.
>Go through military retard test 98 on ASVAB (oh boy I can read) get treated like MEAT on medical. Get rejected after medical because still have Asthma oh boy.
>Live as true n33t for 4 months
>Only go out to lift weights with friend and play MMORPG
>Randomly get shit Job in stock room at retail shithole
>Do well b/c of gym, but people insult me b/c they jelly.
>ignore them do good work
>apply to school again b/c at 24 more moneys from government b/c independent
>cunts cry to manager get shoved into working at graveyard
>Get sick but still work b/c its my life at that point
> get better people hate me b/c i made them do extra work while I was sick. Also I didn't talk to them, so they think I'm stuck up and retarded.
>Light at end of tunnel I get accepted to same Uni again and this time with more loan money
>must wait out this shit fest for 2 more months till I'm free
Now my questions.
What do I do about being an introvert?
-Mother says therapy helps
-I will start giving a shit about other people, so I can talk to these other people
-Will resist urge to insult people
What should I do to be successful in my career?
-I will study my dick off
-I will work out again for physical relief/looks
- I will look for internship
Do I need to get a masters degree?
-Going to go to average state college, so afraid I won't get decent job
Do I need to change life goals?
- I want a decent job
- I want my friends to respect me
- I want to be someone people can depend upon
-I want to be muscle bound
-I want to make people smile when they are around me.
tits for attention
After i get an EE degree. I also want to get a Physics degree after 5 years of a steady job. Is this stupid?
-I mostly want a degree in Physics because it's interesting, and I'm sick of my friends thinking they are superior because they have Physics degrees
-More knowledge is always good
I am going to get a vasectomy after college b/c I don't want to ruin my life with children. Is this a good idea?
Do I really have to work with these retards for my entire life?
Every job I've ever had:
>All coworkers do is gossip about one another and have shallow conversations about, (What some here would call) "normie-tier" shit.
>My boss always seems to be an aloof and distant person, who doesn't know what's going on around them, and is unusually mean-spirited for a person so dependant on others.
>I have not met a coworker that reads. In fact, I've been chastised for reading during my lunch break. At one job, there was a rumor that I was "gay for bringing my lunch and a book".
>Nine times out of ten, customers are incomprehinsibly boorish and stupid. And EVERYTHING that involves you getting a paycheck requires you to deal with them.
>Even my current job, where I work alone, the petty work squabbles find me. I am 20 miles out in the middle of nowhere, and my coworkers drive out to me to notify me of the stupidest shit and snoop around.
I am not an antisocial person. I really love meeting and conversing with people. I spend much of my free time conversing with people face-to-face, and engaging in group activities with people I consider peers.
What do you do to get away from this shit?
That image bugs me. It is clearly overcast, yet the bottom panel clearly shows it as sunny.
The lies.
>>17302493
Hmmm... Perhaps the Box Headed Man is living a dream within a dream within the world he has constructed for himself.
>>17302472
If you were really as smart as you believe then you wouldn't be working with these people.
Have fun where you belong! Maybe go out and get to know them.
How do I hold on to this challenge? I can go max 4 days without masturbation and that number doesn't seem to be increasing.
On the 4rh day my hands automatically goes inside my trousers and boom!
Any tips/advice?
>>17302433
Why do you need to go more than 4 days?
>>17302445
I just wanna quit from this bad habit.
>>17302433
You have no willpower.
Jesus I have gone months and haven't even realised I wasn't beating the meat. And that's when I was single.
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