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How do I become an absolute animal of a male?
I'm talking the highest testosterone ever. Biggest muscles of all time. Fucking gigantic dick. Crushes his enemy's skulls into the pavement.
How do I achieve this? Seriously, I keep having this recurring thought that if I don't become the biggest alpha fucking male of all time then I have failed, I am a disgusting beta pathetic sack of shit.
Well, you're right of course. Might makes right and we haven't evolved past knowing who's the mst alpha. However, the game has changed past just physical aspects.
To be the alpha male, you need to have an aggressive and controlled life as well. It all stems from self dicipline. Start with book called "no excuses!" On dicipline.
Then get to /fit/ for phisique and train hard for a year and then hop on gear.
Visit /biz/ to find a way of getting cash for the right clothes, car, house to fit your aggressive lifestyle
Let me break it to you, you can't unless you have the genes for it. Musculature, skeleton, your own bodfy's testosterone production. You cannot change these.
>>17302715
I mean, I'm not just talking about bodybuilding. I'm talking about just being a beast of a male. Gets everything he wants. Takes no fucking prisoners.
>controlled life as well
What about criminal bosses? They aren't controlled. They're untamed. That's part of how they derive their power, they're so unpredictable, they inflict fear into the hearts of their enemies.
>>17302728
Not even going to dignify this idiocy with a response
Does drinking still "ruin your life" if you never wanted/planned to do any of the things being drunk is supposed to ruin for you?
>>17302657
No not really, you just have to make sure you are with good friends who will not fuck your shit up when your drunk.
I once was drunk, and ended up drinking from a random girls cup and drank some kind of date rape drug. Well gladly i drank her whole cup which was 1 liter.
My friends later told me i drank 6 liters of german beer. I woke up in a different part of town with symptomes of liver cerrhoises (yellow skin on the belly / hip area, indicates liver damage).
Kept it to myself and stopped drinking...
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>>17302690
I don't get ugly-drunk once a week, I just want to be mildly drunk all the time.
>>17302737
Oh okay, i have a friend who is tipsy almost everytime i see him at work. Can't really say he is doing bad but i think he got depressed.
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Would a prostitute have sex with me if i say i'm a virgin?
No, she would run away alerting all her prostitue friends not to make a deal with you. You will be put on the prostitute black list.
>>17302646
of course and may give you a virgins discount. Enjoy
>>17302646
Only for money
This morning, I went Waffle House and some nigger asked me what time it is. I said, "7:30 nigger. You late for work at the cotton mill?" He seemed visibly upset and tattled on the manager. I ended up getting kicked out before they served me food.
What is wrong with being political incorrect today? It's how I feel to certain people. I should say what I want to without being punished for my actions.
I think you should consider the fact that everyone around you wants to call you an autistic fat neckbeard with no social skills, however they all withhold that from you because of those said social skills.
I'm not defending niggers but if you lack a basic filter your gonna find that a lot of people dislike you and your probably gonna get your ass beat for it too.
>>17302643
Racism is wrong, pure and simple. And before yoy spout about free speech, you can say whatever you want without censorship, but that doesn't mean you can't be punished after the fact.
>>17302643
2/10 if bait.
4/10 if genuinely a socially incompetent boob.
I think I may have some form of dyslexia.
Can anyone that is more knowledgeable than
me help me out?
What I struggle with:
Horrible with numbers
Hard time spelling
Reverses letters in words
Cannot tell right from left
>>17302641
Is this with reading? Or with writing? Important distinction.
>>17302641
Yep, that sounds like dyslexia. If you're in school/college, see the counselling department for testing. If you're out of school, ask your doctor for referral to tester.
>>17302670
Mostly writing
greetings 4chan lads,
I graduated recently from a German Gymnasium and acquired my abitur - a diploma from German secondary school qualifying for university admission or matriculation. I, however, do not have the slightest idea what to study. Hence, I ask for your support. Thanks.
Some information at hand:
- I graduated with A+ (1.0)
- I majored in English, Bio, Maths, German and Ethics
c'mon guys...
>>17302615
That depends on your interests. You can either chase money or doing something that fulfills you, be that in technology or whatever else floats your boat.
>>17302704
yea, now.. I forgot to mention that I'd have liked to study psychology, which I am not permitted to. My parents are pretty serious about it...
How does a person overcome fears and anxieties about the future?
>>17302607
Live for the present.
>>17302607
I think what you are looking for is faith.
You have to have faith in yourself, that everything will work out at the end. This doesn't mean that everything will be good. It means that when shit hits the fan, you'll be able to handle it.
E.g. worst case scenario you land on the street, homeless. You have to have faith in yourself, that you'll react to this situation by working your ass off looking for a job.
Most fears come from parents. Are you scared of being homeless or are you scared...
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>>17302607
Just remember, no matter what you may accomplish, may possess, or may experience in your life, you'll be dead by the end of it.
