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What the hell is going on with my browser?
It doesn't happen on yandex though
havin this problem as well.
Shit's happening to me as well, I think it's a server problem
I am so depressed i cant stop crying my boyfriend has no empathy he just rolls his eyes or yells at me
I dont know how to feel better
>>16674247
Dump him.
Depressed about what?
>>16674247
Dump him, he'll come crying back
Holy fuck /adv/.. I tried not masturbating for the entire month of January and I just couldn't do it. I am just too lonely to NOT masturbate. Nothing can quite fill the void of masturbation properly. The only thing that could probably sate the urge is to obviously have sex but I am a 25 year old virgin, I am in no position to have sex. I also don't like the whole "hooking up" thing which I guess limits my options.
What makes me mad is that the onyl reason I masturbate so much(5 times a day usually) is because I am bored and lonely.
I spend a lot of time surfing okcupid PRAYING a girl will message me back too.
I feel like I spend a lot of time hoping that RNG will finally run in my favor. I feel almost helpless to trigger things myself or "make" things happen. I feel as if I have to hope and pray for WHATEVER POWERS THAT BE to swing in my favor.
Is no fap just bullshit? How do they expect dudes like me, with no female prospects or options.. to survive a whole month NOT FAPPING OR LOOKING AT PORN.
I look at porn regularly too because it helps calm that loneliness feeling.
Help me.
Dude, you need to find things to do other than fucking yourself 5 times a day. If you can't offer anything for anyone, why would they want to meet you? You are just going to be disappointed even if you get a date to try to fuck.
>>16674222
Fapping is lonely as shit, because when you cum you realize you're alone.
Find a partner, it's not difficult.
There are shitloads of lonely girls that want to be with you.
Quit fapping so much in a day, it really desensitizes you to cumming.
You do need to gain some sort of hobbie or skill in order to get a girl to be interested in you
Where do I find a 6/10 girl that is desperate for a relationship?
Alternatively a girl with low self esteem?
>>16674221
Dating apps. Tinder is a crapshoot, but the more serious ones like OkCupid will get you some action.
Shy chicks. They stay inside and avoid dating sites so go for sites like tumblr. Find a chick that's online that'd be willing to date you and find out where she lives. When you ring the door and she opens the door, get on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur
>>16674246
Haha ebin xDDD
Caffiene, sugar?
>>16674109
benadryl?
>>16674112
nope, all that just helps very little
Tried edibles? What kind of weed are you smoking? Street/ dispensary?
>Be a nigger
> managers love me at my job
> Eyewitnesses to customers giving me good compliments and me actually doing my job right, spoken agreements from every manager that knows I'm here to get shit done
> Still get complaints and written warning on record without explanations from customers
Damn, nobody told me being black and NOT a waste was this hard.
Its an odd one man. Did CS as well and didn't really see any of the racism face to face, but I had a good white female friend who later said repeatedly she had remarked back to people who refused to get served by me or made comments that I was her BF etc.
Frankly I was shocked, but racism in the UK in London is pretty underhanded.
Otherwise I loved it, like I said, no abuse to my face.
>>16674238
A bigger part of me really doesnt want to believe its racisim, but fuck its stressful when people give baseless remarks behind your back and then it feels like management is breathing down your neck for it and no one gives any reasons why. Its an easy job to boot
>>16674100
Some customers are just assholes; you just need to deal. If you're good with the managers, doesn't really matter.
Ok /adv/ I have a problem and I need your help. There's a qt guy in one of my classes. I like him and I'm almost positive the feeling is mutual, but this girl is constantly fucking shit up. Everyday pretty much goes something like this:
>get to class a few minutes before her
>qt will turn around and say hey/ask about my day
>talk to him a little
>bitch shows up
>says something like "Stop talking to her. You're annoying her."
>mfw
>I say I like talking to him
>she doesn't listen to me
>starts talking about the Tumblr issue of the day
>literally talks so loud that he can't hear me
>give up
>put in my earbuds for the rest of class
I'm pretty sure she's intentionally trying to get him to not talk to me, which doesn't make sense because she's lesbian/trans (I'm not sure which but the point is I think she isn't into dudes). She's annoying, but she's not mean to me so I don't want to be a dick to her. What do I do? I just want to talk to him more than 5 minutes a day.
>>16674052
Ask for his number before she gets there, or sit next to him instead
There's a huge difference between a lesbian and a transgirl. I'd estimate that most transwomen are straight, as in they're into men.
Anyways, if she isn't into the guy, she might be into you. Ever crossed your mind?
Since she isn't into him, it's be easy for you to walk up to him, do whatever you do when you show interest in a guy, and tell him something like 'You know, I'd be much easier for us to hang out more if you told me lesbian friend to back off and stop cockblocking you.'
I can't imagine this not working, since he'll be thinking about it for days until he finally gathers the courage to ask you out. In the meantime, just continue to do what you do. Look at him, smile, flick your hair, all that dumb shit.
If he's worth anything, he won't be silenced by your butchy friend.
>>16674085
Someone already sits beside him so that's not an option. I'll try to get his number or SC if i get the chance.
>>16674118
>There's a huge difference between a lesbian and a transgirl.
I don't know much about trans people, but she's FtM so wouldn't that make her a transguy?
>She might be into you. Ever crossed your mind?
Yeah, I've thought about. She's seems to be ok with me as long as I'm not talking to him. I think its oblivious that I'm straight so I don't know why she would even try with me.
>Since she isn't into him, it's be easy for you to walk up to him, do whatever you do when you show interest in a guy, and tell him something like 'You know, I'd be much easier for us to hang out more if you told me lesbian friend to back off and stop cockblocking you.'
They seem like they've known each other for awhile, he's known me for 2 weeks. I don't know if that would go over too well.
I am totally asking for my younger sixteen year old brother, and I am totally not the brother in question.
My younger brother (16) has the opportunity to go to one of Sweden's best boarding schools - actually, the best. The royal family send their children here and many famous actor's children go there. The thing is, this school is famous for so called "pennalism" in Swedish which is basically organised bullying under the disguise that it's to discipline the students (this is carried out by the older students). That being said, my brother is being sent there because of his irresponsible behaviour, so maybe this will do some good.
The question is - should he pick a mediocre, normal college (his grades are bad as well) and end up in a class with decent education and no contacts - or should he go to a fancy boarding school where he can get contacts for life, a great education but at the cost of semi-bullying?
If you believe he can handle himself, then go big.
If you want to shelter him in a boring enviornment where he could possibly fail just because he feels like it then go home.
Wait, I'm confused. Why are bad seeds getting sent to this fancy school?
>>16674041
Not why, how
>Money
Alright /adv/, after I got my gf to talk to her parents about her sexual assault over the weekend, she hasn't been the same. She already tried breaking up with me on Sunday, and got back together with me 5 hours later. We agreed to have a break this morning, but now she wants to officially break up. What do I do?
>>16674016
Gonna need more details to go on
Here's what she said when I asked her how her feelings had changed so fast.
>>16674028
Essentially, she told her parents about her assault in front of the assailant, who is her step cousin. They called us liars for about 30 minutes, and completely destroyed our mental states with all of their yelling at us and what not. They eventually realized we weren't lying, and then I went home. She hasn't been the same since Saturday.
>Be 17
>start relationship with girl last summer
>first serious relationship for both of us
>both have sex for the first time, it's okay
>she's too conscious to let me give head
>her mouth is small, so her teeth scrape when she gives me often head
Fast forward to now
>sex is awesome
>she cums at least twice every time
>can make her cum around eight times before she gets tapped out
BUT
>neither of us give very good head
>it feels good when she does, but teeth prevent any serious enjoyment
>she rarely lets me give head, I've only made her cum once
>she gets close but never reaches
>feel as though she doesn't want me to because she feels self conscious about not giving good head
Do you guys have any tips for either of us in this situation? I don't want to only go straight to sex every time, it gets boring doing the same exact thing nearly every time. She can't do much without hurting me, and I'm having trouble making her cum through oral.
>>16674006
Tell her to use her hands and spit when giving head and for you just watch a lot of videos and read up on how to give a girl head. Or you could just sit down with her and she can tell you everything that feels good. Or maybe oral isnt for you guys, maybe invest in some toys for foreplay
>>16674006
You make her cum 8 times from penetration?
Skeptical.
Advice for her, start small, only suck the head, lots of saliva. Use hands to work the shaft, increase depth with practice.
For you, go slow, work the outside. Flick the bean with your tongue. The bean, aka clitoris, is the part that hardens with stimulation. It is near the top of the inverted V above the vaginal opening. Start with a slow Rhythm and gradually increase rate until she starts to flex her hip flexors. One she is warmed up, slowly work a finger in while maintaining the same tongue rhythm. Once you can free slide a finger in, or two, turn your palm up an work your fingers in a "come hither" motion. Basically fingers pointed out, the retracted towards your palm. Gradually work fingers faster and faster until she is flopping like a fish out of water. Work fingers and tongue together until she cannot take it anymore.
I'm 24, she's 23. So, I finally gf'd my friend with benefits of 3 years. For the first year of our agreement let's call it, we'd have sex once or twice a week and maybe watched a movie and smoked a joint. I had no interest on pursuing a relationship and given she initiated the friends with benefits but it was safe to assume she didn't either.
This persisted for a year and a half during university
After we graduated we saw each other way less often but still had sex maybe once a month. We work in the same city but I live outside the city.
Last summer I had a pretty serious surgery and she was there for me throughout recovery, after work I'd go to her place a couple times a week.
New years eve I went to her place and we got drunk and went into the city for the count down and fireworks
That night I kissed her at midnight and I stayed at her place, the first time we shared a bed.
I saw her 3times last week and Friday night we saw phantom of the opera at a theatre, after that we went back to her place
That's when I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She didn't directly say yes but we kissed and had sex and I stayed over again. Yesterday I called her and we talked about it some more, and I'm seeing her again tomorrow
My question is, now that she's my girlfriend, what changes from a fwb? What should I do to be a good boyfriend? She was essentially my best friend I had sex with before I gf'd her, now she's my gf what should I do differently?
>>16673984
Correction*
When I called her yesterday she said yes about a relationship
Not fuck other people.
If she was already your best friend, that literally the only thing that changed.
>>16673997
Would it be appropriate to invite her to family dinners with my parents? She's Italian her parents were immigrants
My family is Anglo as Fuck been in Canada 200 years, and we do waspy shit like Anglican church and nice family dinners once or twice a week where my sister and grandpa come over
guys i think i might have appendicitis. i just felt an ignorable pain in the lower right part of my stomach. i wanna make sure i get this taken care of before i'm doubled over in pain
is there a way for me to confirm that i have it without paying any money?
i know i have a really casual tone but i've had several health problems recently and i don't want this added on to the list of bills
>>16673885
What did you eat today? Could be food poisoning. Could be not enough fluid. Etc.
>an ignorable pain
How consistent? How do you feel right now? Any bumps?
Where exactly?
>>16673915
i meant to say unignorable
just some honey barbecue fritos, i don't think it's food poisoning
it hurts a few times a day
right now i feel okay, no bumps
it felt like it was in my right abdomen but it made my perineum hurt a little for some reason as well
Apply pressure on your appendix. Do you feel acute pain? If not, it's not appendicitis.
how do i get a g/f like this?
>>16673872
Get a time machine and travel back to 2000.
>>16673872
I have someone in mind for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GevY7tLRvcY
You like?
>>16673872
Is it a problem if she weighs 300 lbs?
I'm a senior in highschool an I'm completely unfunny. It's been like this since freshman year, and I thought that maybe this would change with time, but I guess not. It's not so unbearable that I have no friends, but its pretty bad. if you all could share your tips that would be great. I'll start with one of the few I've figured out.
1. Don't use every opportunity to say something humorous. I find that the less I speak the more complex and well, funny, my humor becomes.
and I just remembered one more that works.
2. Humor shouldn't be 100% of the conversation. It should be spice added to the main course. This really makes conversations alot more interesting. Just remember not to blurt out funny comment after funny comment. That gets stale.
thanks guys
Study popular comedians that regular people like. Study the content of their jokes, and delivery. Steal jokes from obscure comedians. Study improv to develop timing and quick wits. Break down the structure of jokes to develop your own.
Also, brevity is the soul of wit. Use simple words that pack a punch.
If you don't have actual cool stories, lie for the time being. Work your way towards doing cool things so you have cool stories.
Don't be a humorbot though. Otherwise people will pigeonhole you as "THE FUNNY GUY"
>>16673850
thanks mang
>>16673850
that seems like a lot of effort just to try to make superficial people like you.
Hello, /adv/.
I'm not sure what to do regarding this situation. I have a friend who is struggling quite immensely.
His mother passed away in August, he is in really poor health (he can't walk due to a nerve rupture), and is facing homelessness and cannot work due to his poor health. He said he might be going into surgery. Every time I talk to him I wish this hadn't of happened to him. I've been there for him a lot. And he is my friend.
Today, he asked me what resources I'd be willing to offer. I said I'd always be his friend. I don't know what he meant by that. I think he was implying money. I've been saving money for a bit now, and have enough to pay for this semester of school. I graduate in May, and I'm applying to different branches of National Service. So I won't be making a lot of money.
I figured the best thing I could do for him is pay for his rent for the next month. Do you think this is the right thing to do? I just don't want to be put in a position where he thinks I'll always be able to pay for his rent. But I don't know what to do.
Has anyone else been in this situation, where they have a friend that is truly suffering and don't know what to do? What can I do for him?
Thank your time!
>>16673772
Ask him about his expectations and plans for the future.
I'm from west europe and I' m sure he'd get plenty of money from the government to survive. If you are from somewhere else I don't know though.
If you want to help him try to seek help for him. Where are you from, the UK? There must be some state-funded programs that could help him. You shouldn't get involved financially cause it will end badly.
>>16673787
I live in the US. I suggested he apply for disability, but he said it takes two years. I'm not if this is actually true or not. I don't know if the US is good at taking care of people like that. I feel like I have a moral obligation to help him in some way, though. I just don't want to overextend myself. I fear that if I pay his rent or something, that he'll think that I will always be able to do so.
