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How can I compensate more in bed? I'm currently fucking a girl that I always eat out a lot, a cums a couple times during sex but I'm still insecure about my small penis size. She's expressed that she is always satisfied with sex, but my dick is only like 3 or 4 inches so in the back of my head sometimes I'm not sure. Any small dick bros here?
>>16675623
3 or 4 inches hard?
>tells you that you satisfy her
>process it by continuing to fuck you
What's the problem?
>>16675623
I have an objectively big dick, and I still feel insecure about it. We are socialized to think bigger is better, but it really isn't. Everyone has preferences, limits, turn ons, buttons. It sounds like you're her preference and turn on. Watch less porn, and take her in the mouth the way I'll never be able to :'(
What would happen if you got hair conditioner in ur ass? Would you just shit it out the next time you shit? Answer is urgent!
Try the poison control hotline if you're so scared. If there's anything about not ingesting the product on the label, putting it up the butt is a bad idea.
I've never had enough in there to really make a difference. Beware of farts for the time being
Plot twist -
It's the whole bottle - "I slipped in the shower and fell on it."
Yesterday gf told me 2 of her ex's randomly messaged her. One asked her to 'catch up', to which she said 'i have a bf, he wouldn't like that', and then according to her she ignored him after that. Another guy she used to see messaged her and she had a smallish convo with just general chit chat (with smiley emojis and stuff).
She doesn't speak to her ex's ever (as far as I know), but I don't like her speaking to people she has a history with, even if its just innocent general chit chat. Am I unreasonable about this? When I...
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I forgor to mention in the OP she flips out if I even innocently speak to a girl from uni about something uni related on text
If your gf reported this to her then you should demonstrate your appreciation of her actions.
Everyone is susceptible to temptation and seduction. Those who do not succumb to it make a habit of avoid it. She demonstrated this. Reward her.
>>16675544
This. She was honest with you about it when she didn't even need to say anything at all.
I can't see why yall say all that shit about gettin laid easily at college. What situations does college provide for that? This is my first year at uni and for fuck's sake, it's just like highschool with ocasional class meetings for drinking on the streets (after which each one returns home alone).
Frat parties, dumbass
>>16675452
yeah you could go to fag boy parties OP (if you're already in a frat, they don't just let you come in to party) but if you weren't very attractive in highschool that's what you need to work on first
You're about 25% the way through your sexually active life. You've got a few more years before you'll be stuck in an office with a handful of married/fat chicks. I suggest you figure it the fuck out ASAP.
How do I make my voice sound less faggy?
Talk how a man does
Speech therapy. It seriously works.
Talk with a frown.
But I know straight men who talk like gays and they bang women all the time. Your speech pattern will be talked about for like 2 seconds, but no one gives a shit.
had a collision while biking today
how do i heal pic related? currently applying neosporin and bandaging with gauzy bandaids
have you tried applying duct tape?
Take a salt tablet you pansy
I've had similar similar looking injuries from similar accidents. Anti-bacterial cream for sure, and gently washing. Bandage it when you're doing things, but you also need it to breathe (especially with the neosporin on); if you don't, the scab will be kinda gooey and soft, so much that it will literally wash away in the shower. Gotta let it breathe to make sure it scabs over well, while protecting it from dirt or damage with bandages, as much as possible.
Once it scabs, keep it moisturized so it doesn't crack, given it's in an area that sees...
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My girlfriend recently reconnected with a guy she used to have a fwb relationship before she met me (I mean RIGHT before, like she told him the fwb relationship was off after we went on a couple dates). They've only hung out together once, but she didn't tell me about it and she's voiced her uncomfortableness with me hanging out with past fwbs as recently as a few weeks ago. She also lives 300 miles away and I see her once or twice a month during school. How fucked am I? How do I confront this? We already had a fight about me being controlling so I'm trying to avoid that being brought up again
Find someone you see daily
>>16675336
she's feeling guilty that's she's fucking him, move on.
it's over. she fucked him
People call me close-minded for asking why anyone would pursue their passions as careers, yet someone agrees with me as in this guy!
>>>/an/2035807
>>16675309
4chan is not a hivemind. It has a large amount of anonymous users with different opinions.
>>16675353
If someone agrres with ne, it proves that I am not that wrong, so why do people call me wrong?
>>16675364
Because people don't understand the difference between fact and opinion.
Is this suspicious? And what should I do?
So I know this will sound somewhat stupid, but my boyfriend is pretty defensive about having our relationship up on Facebook. His response is he doesn't want it to be "cheapened" (lolwut) or everyone knowing his business and questioning him.
I didn't want to push it too much, because yeah I understand it's just "Facebook".. but that's just the thing. Something so simple and stupid, but he doesn't want to post it?
Shouldn't he be happy to "show me off"? Any suggestions?
He wants to keep it low key.
The world doesn't need to know what you guys are doing imho desu
Would've done the same.
He wants to keep it low key.
The world doesn't need to know what you guys are doing imho desu
Would've done the same.
If he didn't want anyone knowing his business he would not have a facebook account.
i look like a fucking child at 22, kinda like a young thom yorke without a beard.
is this why girls seem to instantly dislike me?
Maybe you smell or give off an unpleasant vibe. It could be any number of reasons.
>is this why
I don't know, we don't know what you look like.
There's a lot of girls who like older men, younger men, it doesn't really matter.
How's your attitude? How social are you? Friends? Job?
>>16675204
girls don't actually "instantly dislike me", it's just a way of saying that they just don't seem romantically interested in me.
>>16675208
i'm in college; i have like 3 actual friends; i'm quite polite and funny (i think), but i'm pretty quiet half the time.
i'm about 20 pounds overweight while hes borderline obese
scale of 1-10 how upset should i (or you guys) be over this??
Just lose the weight, then lose him.
It's win-win.
>>16675195
You shouldn't be upset. If anything it should piss you off that fucking snorlax is saying you should lose weight. If he want you to have a hot body tell his lard ass the same thing!
>>16675195
I'd be pretty upset if I were you. Idk where he thinks he gets the authority to talk about who should be losing weight.
Maybe you can spin it positively and lost weight together.
If he's a total dick I'd say drop him.
I need some tips on how to motivate someone.
Believe in yourself.
Money.
Either give them money or fine them.
>>16675199
Maybe I should clarify my situation. I'd like to help motivate my boyfriend. Specifically I'd like to help him find a job. He's been depressed lately, so it's been really hard for him. He avoids filling out applications even though he does want a job.
Me and my ex stopped talking for a week after I hurt her so I started texting (romantically) this girl I met at the mall, it led to nothing because the girl stopped texting back
Weeks later I run into my ex and we start talking about back together, she looks through my phone finds the texts and claims I was cheating. I didn't really feel like arguing about it since it was 6am so I just left. I will agree that it was a bad thing to do a week after ending a one year relationship but was I really in the wrong? I had thought we had broken up and the relationship clearly...
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> Pic related is something we made on the beach
You're cute and made me laugh. You sound young, how old are you? It's all gonna be okay.
If you were broken up you were broken up. That's really the end of it.
>>16675100
I'm 24 and she is [spoiler]18[/spoiler]
>>16675107
That's what I thought too.
Is hair loss really completely genetic or is it
>chronic stress/depression
>sleep deprivation
>toxicities in body
>pesonality disorders that cause overeating, lack of exercise, and lack of motivation
>lack of fresh air and physical activity and sunshine over a long period
>awful diet and lifestyle
>lack of sunshine and other vitamins
I'd like to ask this about hand size, jaw width, chin size, dick size of course, oh and shoulder width for good measure.
Jesus christ what have I become.
Nearly entirely genetics, sorry.
medfag here. almost entirely genetic, partly chronic stress.
sorry bro.
I have to write a resume to apply for a job at my college campus, and uh...
What the fuck do I actually put on it? I don't really have a lot of applicable experience (but I'm gonna make something up), no honours or awards or anything like that... not exactly a lot of skills either.
I'm in the process of restructuring my resume. I'm fairly happy with it so far. I removed company names and dates but hopefully this gives you a good idea.
>>16674922
>highschool
>college youre going to
>jobs
>volunteering
>program applications you know
>any other fucking skills
>go learn something you lazy asshole
>do you even have friends
>you dont need a resume to be a dish washer
Don't they have a career center at your college? Helping students with their resumes is exactly their main job.
