Remember what you enjoyed and not if you'll ever see it again.

Wake up from a dream where I stopped drinking, stopped smoking, got in shape, finished my degree, got a respectable job, and most importantly fell in love with a girl who understood me and loved me back. Immediately take 6 shots of whiskey, as if that shit could ever actually happen.

>>16793047
>why would girls be looking at me so much?
you know why. but you're an autist so it counter balances. just make an effort to smile right back (with eye contact and subtle smile). if you're really feeling like trying to go outside your comfort zone, wheel around as she walks by and start walking with her. mention you just realized you forgot your protractor if she looks at you quizzically. if she laughs introduce yourself. if she looks funny at you just wait a sec then grin.

That guy looks comfy as fuck.
But what do you want advice or reassurance?
Just choose what you find interesting now, if you regret it later then you can always change then.
David Mitchell didn't decide to be a Comedian until he was already in university and Harrison Ford was a carpenter before he became an actor.

Once you become genuinely frightened, you'll confront the opportunity of risking everything for the sake of accomplishment. You'll even risk your happiness. This is because you'll also realize that there are worse things than hating what you once loved.

>>16793036
Sounds to me like you need to think about a career in carpentry. It never gets old.

I hear keeping your hands busy is the best and it's free.

You should try it.

>>16793028
try spearmint tea

>>16793059
this
i'm lifting weights and it's a double win, lad

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>>16793017
The first thing you can do is check these dubs

>>16793023
Stop being autistic and just remove the name

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>>16793037
If you know how I feel, why would you say that? Like, you put me in such an uncomfortable situation. Like, you know I’m not happy.

You do realize that you have the option to just not commit suicide, right?

Is there any actual reason why your life isn't salvageable? Because depression is an extraordinarily treatable illness, even for so-called treatment resistant patients.

I had my second electroconvulsive therapy treatment this morning, for fuck's sake.

>>16793018
It isn't depression, I just feel I dont have any reason to continue life, it'll be a waste of my time. I'm not gonna chieve anything , have a decent job so I don't really feel a need to keep living. From the looks of it I will exist for other people , cause family members " feel bad" for me or "care" about me and get me help or whatever you call it. What is the point of living then? Fuck that .

>>16793024
...that sounds an awful lot like depression.

It's off Netflix, so do whatever you're doing now

>>16793019
Noooooooooooo

It's still on Canadian Netflix

>>16792993
The only way to tell is through a sleep test. Likely the results will say no, and that you just have excessive daytime sleepiness which isn't a diagnosis it's just a symptom of something else like depression adhd, poor diet etc.

source: been through the exact same thing my friend. AND my uncle is actually narcoleptic and describes what it is like vividly. You would most likely know.

Fuck off you baby.

>>16792979

State your question or your thread will be labelled a shitpost and subsequently hid.

>its an OP gets mad at a non existent person thread

>>16792976
You are fine, but if your picture and school system reference mean you are in Japan you should know most of the advice here is from Westerners.

I don't know if teens are still giving confessions, but do you know the culture around that?

>>16792990

Yep, I'm in Japan.

Confessions still happen, but they seem to follow one of two patterns.

A. Go out a few times, then confess (this is done if you don't see someone regularly)

B. Confess first, then go out (if you're in the same social circle, club, organization, etc. and so have lots of opportunity to interact and know each other beforehand in these settings).

>>16793546
Kawaii desu, anata wa weeaboo desu??

>>16792975
Bring your black friend and have him fuck her for you.

Tell her she's drunk. Let her stay at your house til she's sober.

Get a girl when she is sober like a real man instead of being a creepy rapist.

Or go to a local pharmacy and ask for an over the counter Viagra or whatever. Then pay god knows how much for it. Then fuck that bitch up and feel bad when she wakes up and doesn't want anything to do with you anymore.

The fuck should I care, stranger.

>>16792975
C'mon, give your balls a break. Try waiting... one and a half weeks before trying to get action. And don't do it when you're drunk.

>>16792949
You should probably cut your cock off and become a gril.

>>16792950

This to be honest, OP. It's time to become a cute transgirl, we're all doing it, it's 2016.

>>16792919
Probably because you were exposed to the extremist side of it embraced by Tumblr. The extremist effect works on any movement or group, such as ISIS and AlQueda on Islam. Just acknowledge that these extremists don't faithfully represent the majority of a community.

>>16792919

Because they're making money exploiting spergs. Taking advantage of people too mentally deficient to realize they are being trolled is indeed pretty despicable.

>>16792919
Because you're repressing the fact you're aroused by the idea of being emasculated and objectified by women.

>>16792909
Perform Mitosis, send one with her, the other stays.

>>16792945
what

>>16792956
It's like you're a multi-cellular organism or somehting

>>16792889
Not very. Either call back and apologize for missing it, or if they want you that much they'll try again,

>>16792907
Should I call back early in the morning? Or in the midday?

>>16792937
Either is fine. I guess morning would be slightly better since it shows initiative.