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Hi /adv/
I made out on new year's Eve with a girl from my hometown, which is about 3 hours away by car. I usually visit my parents there once a month. I'm going today again and most likely meet up with this girl on the weekend. I'm not sure if I want a relationship with her, and most importantly I don't want a long distance relationship. Should I still fuck her to at least lose my virginity (I'm 20)?
>>16794104
Since any relationship with this girl is going to have to be long distance, you basically don't want a relationship with her.
I would talk to her about expectations if you fuck her. If it's just for fun, great. If she thinks this is leading to a relationship, you shouldn't be fucking with her.
Or I guess it depends on how desperate you are to not be a virgin vs being willing to be a shitty person.
Im dating an arab girl with really strict and religious parents. How dangerous do I really live? They obviously dont know about it but it really sucks always have to keep secrets
>>16794094
This is going to be you in a few months if you keep this up
>>16794100
Now seriously how often does that actually happen?
I'm have some occasional problems with getting to a bathroom in time, and I feel it limits me when dating...
Is it a dealbreaker if a guy has the occasional accident or dibble, or even just excuses himself to the bathroom frequently? Could guys I go out with look past this, or would they expect that I'd pee on them if we went to bed together?
>>16794063
What?
How do you not know how to pee?
What is 'frequently'?
Are you sure you don't have a bladder infection?
If you can't control your bladder enough to not wet yourself before finding a toilet you really should go see a doctor.
>>16794063
It does limit you. Get your dick fixed, it's fuckin' broken.
>in highschool
>going to drop out because fuck this
>going to drug deal and make fuck loads of money
>going to kill my self until like 22-25 when i need to make it on my own
Is this plan solid or?
Genius, dude
Solid plan
>>16794013
I don't understand why people think it's easy to sell drugs.
To make enough money to actually 'live' off of is pretty damned tough.
>>16794013
>in highschool
>going to drop out because fuck this
>going to drug deal and make almost no money
>going to live off welfare
Fixed. YW ^__^
How do I find a girl that wants a serious relationship? I've tried dating websites but no one wants something serious and long term. Please help /adv/
they're everywhere. Women typically have a harder time having a guy want to settle down rather than just fuck
so... asl? kek
What are your hobbies? You should find girls that way.
>>16794014
In my experience specifically with online dating no one wants something long term, and 20/m/PA
>>16794015
I like anime and video games.
I'm on an exchange, doing some study abroad program. I've been seeing this girl for a bit now, and it's looking like she wants a legit relationship. She's totally gf material but I'm just not in for long distance stuff. Home is pretty far away and I'm leaving in a month.
How do I let her down gently? She's become quite obsessed with me, asking if I will come back, get a job here etc. Feels pretty bad man.
Uf she grl yut dreams go get her tigrr. But if she just a dumb thor, just fucj her and tell ger that she turned youd gay
>>16794049
Yep this guy knows what's going on
>>16794049
wat
was gonna post this thread on /fit/ but I figured there'd be cross posters and I would be ripped apart on that board anyway.
Anyways, wanted advice on a course of action.
I'm a little skinny fat and wanted to lose weight for summer, have started eating mostly salads and shit but I don't think I'm really going over 1k calories
However, I'm 20 years old, 5'10 (a couple inches shorter than my dad) and pretty young looking
Recently I'm started gaining muscle mass out of nowhere as well as hair growth and my hair is lightening...
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>>16793985
>I feel like I stumped myself a bit by being vegetarian in early highschool.
Your feelings are right. Let your body grow. Eat boy.
Not sure if this is the right board but oh well.
I found my calling in life; I want to be a funeral director but I live in northern Colorado and the school is in Denver which would be a hundred mile round trip everyday. I've made a mistake and gotten an anthropology degree at first but NOW I know what I want to do.
How can a person like me get my foot in the door when I don't have a mortuary science degree? I really want to do this :(
You go and study. You probably legally need the degree to work in the field
Are you a Jew?
>>16793977
Rent a room outside Denver for $300 a month and work weekends to cover rent. My art history III professor flew from Utah to Los Angeles every week just to teach three classes. Get your shit together.
EMT student here. Any advice on how to study effectively?
>>16793957
study regularly
25 minutes study -> 5 minutes break
Find what sort of notes work for you, use them religiously
But mainly: Study regularly.
>>16793957
Use memrise to memorise bone structures and body systems.
When it comes to exams, get copies of the previous exams and answer the questions open-book with a textbook, then do them again without a book. Do them a few times until you nail the questions.
Honestly, anatomy and physiology is easy to pass because the questions never vary over time. Organs still do the same thing they did a hundred years ago.
Honestly, just going over previous exams is enough to get you through the course.
So i and a girl i've been talking to for a while have decided that she's ready to engage in lewd acts with eachother. I'm highly inexperienced (only 2 girls before her) and want to make sure she gets a good sexual impression of me. How should i start of i.e. foreplay wise. Are there sites i can read into for that sort of stuff. Any of the more experienced people here have any good tips?
>>16793956
Watch softporn it will show you what's good and it's not hard to figure out these things I did everything with my first girlfriend years ago an everything still holds up til this day
Anyone here get started in the stripping/exotic dancing industry as an owner? I have questions. Any business is not easy. I know that much. Its not like you get a lot of money overnight as an owner.
Do you need a club, or is door to door a functional business for you? Did you get into it just to find a job? Did someone get you into the job of owner or manager? Is it wrong to get into it if you enjoy being around attractive women, e.g. straight, from a moral standpoint?
I know these kinds of businesses exist, but why can't a girl just solo strip door to door...
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Laws.
Go to local ones and figure out the laws you can get around with a lawyer.
Girls stick in groups for security, provide a safe place and security where they can get paid to strip and they will.
>>16793983
Good points.
I know a couple who owns a club..really fucked up people but they have a lot of money and they're super young
and no it isn't wrong to get into it if you're straight, but if thats the reason you are trying to do it....it just means you're a dumbass, has nothing to do with moral standpoints.
adv is probably the worst place for these kind of questions, most these people dont even know what to do with their life let alone own a business.
learn from wisdom and take advice from people who actually are living the kind of life you want to live
Bought a headset, and the mic works (tested with my phone and laptop) but my PC won't pick up sound from it. It shows up in device manager and the sound panel, but no matter how loud I shout into it, it won't actually record anything. The little gray bars you see in the top-right window will light up when I twist the connector around in the microphone port, but when I record while doing that it doesn't produce any static that I can hear in the recording. How do I fix it?
>>16793951
OP here, in the shuffling of audio jacks I forgot to plug my speakers back in; the microphone WILL record static when I twist it around in the port.
How can i feel emotions? My second grandma just died and i dont care. Just like when first died. And both grandpas, countless aunts, uncles. As edgy as it sounds, i know i am a sociopath. Used to fake emotions when they were expected, do whatever i need to get what i want. But i dont have any goal. I really want to love somebody, be sad, be happy, yet i just cant. There isnt any cure for that, is there? I want to feel like a normal human being. Please.
>>16793923
Forgot to mention: no, i dont like anime.
No, i dont collect katanas.
Yes, i do work out and my bmi is completely normal.
Ffs bump
This one persistent bump on my forehead won't go away. I thought it was just a zit, but it's not really red in color. I haven't touched it, drank a shitload of water, and washed that area carefully and thpuroughly when showering. What do?
May be a zit under skin, those happen aswell. It may look like somebody hit you with a bat but eventually goes away.
>>16793936
So there's nothing to do but leave it alone? It's been a few days now, and it just looks kind of ugly.
Now that I think about, I believe I might have caused this? I was shaving a few days ago, and went for the area between my eyebrows to avoid the Squilliam look, and ended up cutting myself a tiny bit.
What kind of girl can I pull down ? This is how i look. Was wondering how to improvem yself. im a freakin 5'3 mexican
>>16793907
Dude, don't do this to yourself. Just work out and be more assertive and never act like an idiot.
>>16793907
Any my friend, you are easily most stablr 9/10 i have ever met!
>>16793907
Morbidly obese catholic women.
