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What am i going to expect at a unuversity????

Im going there for a job interview. Why not visit before employer the chairman?


Tbh im kinda a loser......for a custodian job :)
Advice?

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Lately I get this feeling that I'm getting dumber and dumber or maybe its just low self esteem. I want to be smart, I want to know how it feels to know stuff again. Guide my soul?

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>Be me
>Family fell apart early, not much affection to any of them
>Want soulmate wife
>But how to find her?
>My only idea is trial and error
>So I start chatting up about every girl I meet
>Mostly get rejections, sometimes interest, sometimes even more
>Have had several girlsfriends, but never worked out in the long run
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Where can I find girls for sending dick pics and asking them for ass pics, pussy pics etc. I'm alpha attractive male with big cock and I have got relevant experience but not among american grills. IDK it's possible in facebook particularly or not. Help me plz

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How do you get a cat to stop doing something?

my cats keep repeatedly doing things (eats plants, goes up on desks and knocks shit over, jumps on my computer and turns it off, etc) and and moving them seems to makes them want to come back even more.

I've got shit to do and can't keep stopping what I'm doing to go deal with them, how can I stop them from being bad?

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>be me
>live alone in rental, single no responsibilities
>mom sells house but doesn't have enough money for comfortable retirement
>she wants to buy a place and wants me to live with her to keep costs down (probably for company too, she's single)
>social security will be like $300/month
>I made 100k last year
>I don't really like living where I'm at because landlord is OCD af
>live on the other side of country for job and other obvious reasons
>last time I lived with mom was 10 yrs ago when I was 18
>it was total shit and I don't like to relive shitty experiences

I love my mom and everything and I want to help her out with retirement but I don't want to live with her

Wat do /adv/?

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I sucked my dog off and he came in my mouth what do I do

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Realistically, what are the chances of landing a self sustaining career on zoology?
What is there to expect for someone in the state of Louisiana and how do you go about becoming one
They told me I should do what I love for a living and I want to fuck around in the woods for money

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My best friend appears to have been hiding his either autism spectrum or schizoid personality from people, because of how harshly he was bullied for it in the past. If you're wondering why I'm calling him this shit, it's because he actually is 100% different from anyone else in how he acts, and sometimes he can be quite insensitive and annoying. For instance, if someone falls and busts their face on the pavement, he'll feel inclined to laugh. Another frustrating example is that he'll just read off Wikipedia pages in his head that he memorized to you...
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Most my life I thought furrys were creepy until today or very recently I've accepted and became a part of the fandom any advice for a budding young furry,how do I meet more furrys idk basics

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We've all been friends since middle school and they got together in high school but I got with her before him but we were interrupted when we were about to kiss. I thought they would be better together anyways and I wanted to help him get a girl because he's a good guy.

Anyways there's been times over the years (we're 21 now and they are still together) when he's not around and she acts really flirty and shit. I try not to be flirty back just friendly but the other night it got really weird when we were all at a party and she was really drunk...
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How soon can I start milking the end government for money? How do I go about this? I'm an unemployed student strapped for cash at the moment. Classes are too busy and unpredictable to maintain a job.

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I'm going to a mental health "transitional housing" for my anxiety/depression/personality. The goal of the program is to offer a safe and functional home (because lots of negroes you find on craigslist, in your family, or scattered throughout your history of friends are actually sick as fuck) until independence can be achieved. I think something like 85% clients selected moved out and into their own place after a year or two on average. The clients were selected for their probable ability to do so. Some of them were in the midst of rough shit such as psychosis, and maybe are living off the NEETbucks now. My philosophy, and I know that schizophrenic people can't always help it, is that you're only as valuable as what you contribute to the world. My philosophy is a stressful one, but it keeps me intellectually honest and kind to others.

I know that none of you likely have the mental healths this bad, or that most of you have devised a system to kind of manage it. However, I know anxiety is a really common thing, and maybe you guys could offer me some tips in dealing with anxiety involving life and change in general. I've always done NEET activities and popped the benzos to cope, but I'm starting to realize this anxiety could be a lifelong problem. What I need is a group of people to pull me out of my head, be it friends or coworkers, and a little bit of confidence that I will not go insane or die every time something uncomfortable happens.

I could also be going schizo like many of the fellows in that transitional housing place, but I am not currently psychotic, so I'm told not to think about that. Anyway, thanks for reading this far. I appreciate any input. My therapists have all had a big, "We'll see what happens", attitude, which is actually not very helpful or friendly in this respect. One of them says I can do it and that I'll be really awesome, but she also looks like a doll and feeds her family by being strategically kind all day, so...

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I have all of the symptoms of alzheimers disease. If I explained this to my doctor, what are the chances I'll be prescribed medical cannabis?

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Girl i like said I was a great guy although a bit of a womanizer. How do I respond to that?