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Last night, my gf hired a male escort to "prep" me before we slept together. I'm not into men at all, and while I don't think I've ever said so directly to her face, I've given no indication whatsoever that I like dudes.
We had a bit of a fight over it, but she seemed to be completely unaware as to why this was upsetting. Is this relationship salvageable?
Uh.
>Is this relationship salvageable?
No.
Is this bait?
>>16891662
>Is this bait?
I wish it were.
And I asked because it's not like she's deliberately hostile or anything, we generally get along very well. This kind of came out of the blue and she seemed upset that I was getting upset because she thought I'd like this for some reason.
>>16891678
why would she think you needed a male at all? sounds like you're either baiting us or purposely leaving out some big piece of information. women dont just buy their boyfriends male escorts to prepare for sex. that doesnt make any sort of sense mate.
I have to go on a date tomorrow with my best friend.
The story is quite funny at one point, that we're close to each other even if we met only less than 10 times over three years.
We would just chat a lot.
The thing that would bring me down, not meeting him up, is that I was afraid that the date will be boring, that I wont like him, etc.
I'm starting to struggle again, that something will go wrong. And I REALLY don't want to go, but again, I don't want to cancel the 50th time.
What should I do?
He is a nice guy, and...
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Do you actually WANT to date him? Because it doesn't sound like it.
>>16891646
My doctor says the way I talked about my life style, said I have social anxiety, but I have my doubts.
I always had a bad time going on dates, I was just like sure it wont go out well.
But about going on a date with my best friend, is more like we're going to go for a coffee, it's nothing so serious.
>>16891664
Then you'll be fine, I promise. You're in a good position right now since you're going out with a friend, as opposed to someone you don't know that well. I understand you're nervous, but I promise that nothing will go wrong. Do you have any techniques that help you with your anxiety? Maybe having something small but familiar and personal in your pocket that you can hold on to for security?
how to develop a deeper and manly voice ?
throat big black cocks and drink the semen that spurts out of them
>>16891624
Emulate Christian Bale in the Dark Knight
>>16891624
There are schools for this you doofus
sooooo i just lost every form of my ID.
long story short my storage room caught on fire and i lost my wallet on the same day.
no social security, card no drivers license no birth certificate, no high school diploma. what the fuck do i do now?
>>16891603
did you lose your wallet in the fire?
I know for a fact that you can order copies of your driver's license and high school diploma, and I'm sure that you can request a birth certificate, but I don't know what to do about social security stuff. Contact the SSA? Make sure that you get this shit sorted out asap OP. Somebody could steal your identity and ruin your life. It's a fucked up world out there.
Good luck.
Pretend you're an illegal mexican and get free healthcare.
>>16891605
no i had the worst day ever a couple of days ago. i was sick as a dog and got a call about the fire. on my way to the storage room i had to pull over on the side of the road and puke. i think thats when my wallet fell out of my jacket. and the problem is to get my drivers license i need two forms of ID. same for birth certificate. well i have 0 forms of ID now.
hi am 22 i like looking at this girl's ass everytime college classes end. I always stay next to a wall until she comes out, then I get to my car while always looking at her precious butt. She sometimes look back but I just stop looking at her ass. Will she notice?
If you're constantly tailing her and she's noticing you might as well start up a convo.
Hardcore charm mode: comment on her nice ass as your opening remark
How do you show patience towards someone you don't trust?
By being patient? Don't show yourself being angry or flustered in front of them and don't talk shit about them to someone else, try to have as little contact as possible.
If its someone you have no choice but to be in constant contact with there's not much you can do but grin and bear it, you COULD be completely honest with them but depending on your individual situation that is not always the best approach...
>>16891593
This person is my mom but I found out she's been switching my vitamins for antidepressants for months now.
Not to mention she's been following me whether I'm going to work or to see friends.
One of my flatmates (I live with 4 other guys) is giving me the cold shoulder because of recent events
>He's soon to be unemployed and has been trying to find work in the city
>3 weeks ago we agreed as a group if he couldn't find a job by 3 weeks time we'd go with another guy on next year's house since we need to get the houses now
>he agrees
Fast forward 3 weeks and now he's really angry at me because I told him he's got a week left
Am I at...
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>>16891549
I'd have given him at least a month.
off course he can't expect you to pay for his housing so he'll have to figure out some way to pay you if he wants to stay longer. If he doesn't, you're right to kick him out. one month is a bit of a short term so it would make sense to cut him some slack there, if he gets a job he'll be able to pay back that month's rent easilly.
Now for him being angry about it: that could be because of the way you sayd it, or because of how he felt. It really sucks to graduate and get into the real world. just like girls get their period, people in shitty situations...
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>>16891558
He's known he'll be employed for months now, he hasn't found work in half a year
>>16891568
It's not for the current year house, it's for next year (tenancy beginning in summer)
I want to be fucked my old men so fucking bad , I'm straight all my life has plenty of girlfriends and felt sexually attracted to females all my life , my girlfriend if two years stopped putting out lately so I found myself lurking the web for porn and eventually finding myself extremely turned on by old guys fucking young girls , I'm 18 twink I guess in the gay community ,I really love my girlfriend but I'm finding myself wanting men to fuck and use me , do I break it off with her or stick threw and hope it's a phase
>>16891500
See, I'm 31, straight, and borderline addicted to roleplaying as a 12 year old girl getting fucked up her ass by older men on Omegle. The thing is for me, I'm just turned on by the thought of the 12 year old girl getting buttfucked and I can never find someone else to play a girl like that. Are you sure you're not just turned on by the young girls and not the old men, OP?
It's 100% the old men and I'm a younger guy , it's the thought that they were still above 40 when I was born and now they wanna fuck me
>>16891513
Call up your dad and offer him the first go at your ass. You kinda owe it to him.
What do you do when you're 21 and still have chuunibyou?
I find myself constantly pretending that I'm a genius, have superpowers, etc. I know it's something a lot of people grow out of during middle school, but I still do it (not in public, but in front of family/friends). It's fun living in a fantasy world, but I'm surrounded by normal people who are probably more than a little annoyed by my antics. I think being less retarded will help me out in a lot of ways (I'm a science student, so I'd be taken more seriously) but I'm not...
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Therapy.
>>16891498
Are you sure you're not autistic? And nigga wtf, I grew out of that stage when I was 5, not in middle school.
>>16891498
honestly, be yourself. If you like living in that fantasy, then fucking do it.
I live in fantasy each day. never really get to the real world. and i know what you mean, people treating you like you're off. I'm a science student also, so yeah they'd definately treat me different if i were to be "normal". but being normal fucking sucks. just be yourself, man. live your fantasy, be happy. if it makes you happy, who are they to make you feel bad about it?
How does one make friends?
My girlfriend and I recently moved to a new city and haven't been able to meet anyone. I'm 25, she's 20, and we're into pretty average 20s kids stuff. I like going out drinking, playing video games, Cards Against Humanity, stuff like that. She plays music, likes shopping, makeup, normal girl stuff. We both occasionally smoke pot but we don't have any connections in our new city.
Neither of us have been able to make a single friend. Where do people normally hang out? In college this was so easy.
Try doing new things together rather than focusing on the habits you already have. It'll compel you to put in a little legwork and, in the process, learn the "heartbeat" of your new environment. For example, think of something you'd both like to take classes on. Then go research where such classes are offered in your area. Between the instructors and other members of the class you're bound to meet new people.
>>16891494
Don't be ridiculous. Adults don't make friends.
>>16891526
I've always liked you.
help me anons , I always have such a weak boner when me and my girlfriend are on the point to do it. And I noticed that I have always a weak bonerito , I'll stop masturbating everyday but I need to get a diamond dick in two days what to do ?
>>16891480
2 days... not a thing dude. You needed to quit jerking it a week ago.
I impregnated my mom and my dad raped my sister what do I do?
You life happily ever after with your hillbillyredneckfamily
>>16891475
Have sex with your sister's child and you'll be your own grandfather.
>>16891475
kill yourself?
Finally got Tinder and am matching with cute girls only to have them not want to talk much or simply not reply at all. What are some good tips on how to keep them talking and turn it into a date? Every website I go on for advice is sooo fucking corny
>>16891469
like a normal conversation, like you've just made eye contact and smiled and now you say hi.
I always asked what they were doing, that would always spark some sort of conversation.
be interested rather than interesting. Don't treat it like a game where the bonus is a date or sex, try to find someone you can connect with. investigating the kind of person they are is similar to being interested in them as a person so that's something they'l like.
Be honest, don't agree with everything,...
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>>16891524
I wasn't sure if a simple "hey what's up" was too vanilla amidst a sea of other matches but have tried it a little and will continue to
>>16891524
Thanks for all the other advice too btw, much appreciated!
Widows peak/Receding hairline/Male pattern baldness
How do you differentiate from the 3? I know widows peak and mature hairline don't reflect balding, but I'd like to know how to identify which one I have so I am prepared if it is the worst.
My hairline is very similar to pic related. Notice how the edges are somewhat thinner, which to me seems worrisome that future surface area will emerge.
>How do you differentiate from the 3?
Google images. They're very distinct.
>which to me seems worrisome that future surface area will emerge.
Yes, but you still have a good decade or two before it becomes awful. Then you'll get a transplant.
Any good hair products for men that I can use to set my hair without looking edgy? My hair currently looks and feels like dry grass. I shower daily.
>>16891461
That's a pretty bad hairline man
So me and my boyfriend live with eachother have done for a good year now, we have good sex and we never get bored of eachother even when we are together 24/7 but his ex keeps coming into our relationship he says she is his best friend but their chat isn't friendly it's more flirting than anything, he keeps saying there isn't anything there but it's constantly on my mind she calls me names and makes it like she cares about him, she has a boyfriend and I know she is trying to manipulate him mentally using things against him. I know it's wrong to read what they have said but previously she sent him things that weren't appropriate for him or her being in a relationship so I asked him to stop speaking to her it made me very uncomfortable but he started again when I was out of the country...
He has told her loads about our relationship and things that aren't even true about us I have confronted him and he lied straight to my face that he wasn't speaking to her again. I love the boy loads and we get on so great it's just her continuously crawling back into our relationship.
What do?
catch some better pokemon and come back in ten years
Only photo I had mate
Call him on his lies, shit's not cool.
You come off a bit controlling, he's allowed to have female friends as long he doesn't fuck them, and reading his shit is a violation of his privacy and trust.
All that shit is moot though, he lied, you know it, call him out for it.
