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This is gonna sound weird, but here goes...my gf doesn't get home from work til the middle of the night and then proceeds to sit in the driveway for an hour on instagram or whatever. This bugs the ever living shit out of me, and she already gets too little sleep as it is. What I need is a way to discreetly disable, or just impair, her iphone 6 temporarily. Any ideas?
>>16951430
or just be like hey come lay in bed with me and do that instead of sitting outside alone
>>16951430
Gently ask her what is she doing on there. Alternatively you can catfish on her but that requires time and effort.
That's actually really dangerous. A girl sitting alone in her car unaware of her surroundings because of her phone makes her a prime target for attackers. Tell her that
might be a really random question, but how do I kill a rat?
I have it in a tub, me and my cat caught it
I can't let it go, because it is vermin
but I don't know how to kill it cleanly
Put it in an airtight box.
>>16951405
large mouse in now in an airtight box with a sweet biscuit, which will serve as it's last meal
>>16951382
> me and my cat caught it
Wat
Iron laws:
-Being good looking is the only thing that matters, being average isn't enough
-Being good looking is just about the face,its bones and height
-Game doesn't exist, confidence and lifting won't attract girls if you don't have a good face
-Women cannot really be attracted to balding or bald guys
-Women prefer to share top men instead of being faithful to lower man. 80% of women are fucked by 20% men, 20% women are in relationship with 20% men and 60% male are sexless
-Women only show unconditional love to top good looking men. These...
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Please be free to post other laws if you want to.
>>16951074
Please continue.
bunch of trash, i know a lot of ugly guys that have sex and gf and a lot of good looking guys that not
What are cam girl sites like?
I think my boyfriend might go to cam sites. I have no idea what they're like, though don't really want to set-up an account to find out.
Feels like borderline cheating...am I wrong?
>>16950877
It's not cheating, don't be silly. It's literally a lite version of porn, girls talk, do dumb stuff, if they get enough tokens they might masturbate or use dildos or something.
It's basically like watching softcore solo vids. He might get a kick out of the amateur nature of it.
If you're the type of girl who thinks your boyfriend masturbating to anything other than you is cheating though, you need to wisen up.
All in all, nothing to worry about.
Watching cam girls is like watching porn or going to a strip club so it's not really cheating
>>16950877
If he's paying, it's just interactive porn. The girl isn't interested in him and just wants money.
If it's for free, then it's more disrespectful because in most cases he'll have to create some kind of relationship with a chick before she'll get naked.
Is it normal for my boyfriend to be ok with me having a crush on someone else?
I thought it was a bit weird.
He's a cuck
>>16950302
It's weirder that you told your boyfriend about a crush.
It's normal if you have a crush on a famous celebrity or someone in a higher echelon of social strata that you will never be a part of. However, if you have a crush on someone who you can regularly interact with, your boyfriend more than likely:
1) Thinks he's superior to the person you have a crush on, so you won't leave him;
2) Thinks the person you have a crush on will never do anything with you, for one reason or another.
how can I learn to get over my disgust with most vaginas for the sake of learning to eat them?
Looking at that I realize it might look like a bait title, but seriously. I love chicks, I'm a huge perv. I love tits and big round asses and pounding a little slut into submission. BUT I cannot look at a vagina outside of my being inside of one. Even the ones people claim are the best ie. tight pink, no meat flaps are still gross when held open. I would never want to put my mouth near one. Is there anything that could be said about doing it that would change my mind?
I'm...
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They say you are what you eat which doesn't make sense because you sound like a huge pussy but won't eat one. Just grow a fucking pair and do it.
>>16948880
>cocks are visually simpler, and not nearly as gross
Boy you only say that shit because you have a dick. I've seen some ugly as sin noodles both cut and uncut, but uncut is objectively the worst looking
>>16949153
Haha, this.
I've gone down on 4 guys, 6 chicks. So my sample size isn't huge. I'm a slob, so I can attest that bady lady hygiene is nastay...but as far as my sexual encounters, I had a much easier time eating pussy. Jaw logistically that's obvious, but I guess where I'm going is...the average lady who showers in the morning/every other day isn't like, daisy fresh by nightime, but she's generally tolerable. A little musty, but I like that.
Average guy? Yeasty and...
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Why do men get so dramatic, harsh, and hostile about either being "friend-zoned," other guys getting friend-zoned, or just the subject in general?
I mean, it does suck to not have your feelings returned. But I don't get how you can date someone without being friends with them too. The only surefire way for me to be romantically interested in a guy is if we were already friends in the first place.
Just men?
>>16948082
>The only surefire way for me to be romantically interested in a guy is if we were already friends in the first place.
You're both an idiot and a cruel bitch then.
Women withdraw and either hate themselves or blame men in general. Men either hate themselves or women in general. Men, as per their sex, generally act more aggressively to perceived threats. What else do you do when you feel terrified and alone as "the world" rejects you, as a person?
It's been over three hours with no response. My life is over lads.
How do I talk to girls? I'm just such a boring cunt
You don't open up with "hey" as a start
>>16951939
Imagine this in real life.
-”Hey”
>”Who are you?”
>”Becky`s friend”
>...
And you just stand there for 3 hours.
>”Why don`t you respond???”
>>16951963
Accidental greentext
How do I get over the fact that the girl I am with ended her last relationship to be with me(she says she didn't but it feels like it). I was over at her house today and all I felt was guilt because she lived with this other person before and all I felt was memories that they had there. It just tore me up I almost felt like breaking down, I want to be happy with her but it doesn't feel like I can be. She makes me happy but it doesn't feel right for some reason.
Bump pls help.
If all the evidence you have that she broke off her last relationship to be with you is "it feels like it", then you have absolutely nothing to go on and are just full of shit.
>>16951677
Ah, the classic home wrecker that no one respects or likes.
I had a gay experience when I was 15. I started hanging out with this guy who was 10 years older than me and he was uber gay. Guy even went drag. He had a lot of lesbian friends who were hot and thought I was cute, so I would go to parties at his house and fuck all these lesbians, but then sometimes he wanted to kiss me and shit and he was kind of aggressive about it so I would just give in. Then one time we went to a motel where he wanted to have sex and we almost did but I felt uncomfortable and just left. Nothing like that ever happened again since then, strictly pussy, but I can't shake the memory, no matter how hard I try and tuck it away. I feel so ashamed of it. I don't feel like a man. I'm deathly afraid of being gay, because I've built up my personality as a straight person, I only get aroused from females. I'm 22 now and I still have doubts about myself, about my character. If there ever comes a day that I realize that I am gay, I would slit my throat from ear to ear, because then the only dignity I could allow myself at that moment would be a beautiful death, to let my pain and denial the colour of crimson flow from my neck and stain my white sheets, like a heavy oil paint dripping down a blank canvas. But I tell myself I am not in denial, that I'm straight and that's the end of it. I wish I could find that guy, I want to kill him. I don't know what that would solve. I barely even know myself these days.
>>16951439
You're kind of a moron, and you need to see a therapist.
/thread
>>16951464
And how exactly am I a moron? Asshole.
>>16951485
If you're really this much of a homophobe you should talk to someone professionally. Or at least one of your friends.
>self discovery at its finest
relax on the self hating because you had a gay experience. Plenty of people do - its normal.
European bros;
Do you visit prostitutes? Thinking about taking a vacation for that purpose
I'd recommend you Czech Republic.
Never been there, but I live in Europe and I have some friends of mine who went there and said that quality is high. I don't know about the prices, but shouldn't be too expensive.
Instead, don't go to Amsterdam.
Top prostitutes there are expensive and they're not honest. You agree with them for complete sex (usually about 50€) but after that, they ask you more money. If you are not willing to pay, they call security. This story has been told me a lot of times.
>>16951191
Czech Republic sounds perfect, I want some cute blonde girls
I've heard similar Amsterdam stories, I think it got too mainstream
>>16951193
You're wise. Prague is a cheaper city.
Beer costs almost nothing.
I made a research and found that average cost is something 2000 czk/hr (66€). It's a very good price. Brothels are called privat. Amsterdam prostitutes will only suck your cock for 50€, LOL.
Hey /adv/ me and a bunch of friends are looking to buy a stack of stuff online but we aren't sure of the legality, things such as full fireproof and stab proof riot gear, pepper spray, tasers, lasers and military grade smoke bombs. However in my country (Australia) these things are very fringe legal, by that I mean they don't actually fit into the definition of weapons or defensive equipment because of some very smart marketing by the sellers.
Who do I contact to find out if this stuff is legal? Would calling the police be a good option or will they tell me...
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Ausfag here. I've brought a laser and taser or "anti wolf device" online and they got in fine but it was only one of each, if you're buying a lot you will probably get caught, as for the riot fear and smoke bombs, if it's actually classed as stab resistant you could very well go to jail and the smoke bombs I assume would come in under explosive devices unless your seller has been very clever, again landing you in jail.
The police here dont know shit about the law and as soon as they heard riot gear you would probably end up on a list of some sort....
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>>16951147
What the fuck are you planning?
>>16951194
this
So my girlfriend told me that this guy she had sex with way back before me had a kink for leaving shoes on, so she told me she left her really nice boots on when they fucked. Whenever I see her wear the boots, I feel really weird. Is this normal? I almost want her to just throw them away now that I know that.
Is it normal to tell your significant other all about the kinky sex you used to have with your ex?
>>16951010
Post boots
They wouldnt happen to be shiny black docs would they anon?
How do I know if I'm allergic to cum?
I haven't had a ton of experience with giving guys oral but I know that with my last partner my mouth felt really numb and tingly, it was uncomfortable to say the least. With my current partner I feel like I get sick. I've gone down on him on three occasions and all three I've felt sick for some time afterwards. One of those times I actually got his cum in my mouth and then I felt sick the whole afternoon following that. I wasn't grossed out by it when it happened, I quite enjoyed it.
>>16950895
Bump
>>16950895
Are you using any kind of protection? Lube? Numbing gel?
Do you have sex? Has a dude ever cum on your skin?
>>16951001
No protection with oral, none of that other stuff.
Yeah we have sex, and yeah I've had cum on my skin, I don't think I get a reaction. It's only when it's in my mouth, I haven't given head to a lot of different guys so I wasn't sure if it was normal or not. The day I got my current partners cum in my mouth I felt the tingly feeling in my mouth and then like 15 or 20 minutes later I felt sick to my stomach and I got really light headed. I drank water but still felt sick to my stomach....
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I am curious, what would /adv/ do as a parent to a man child?
Like lets assume you have a kid that is 25+ and is a total man child. Kissless virgin, BRONY, no life, whatever the fuck. What do you do to help? What can even be done?
I ask because I wonder about my own situation. I am no brony but I think I am manchildish? I am 25, no car, no girlfriend, no real skills. I do have a decent job but thats about it.
What can even be done? I feel like dating has passed me by and the only thing left is now females with fucking kids already.
>>16950863
>I feel like dating has passed me by and the only thing left is now females with fucking kids already.
What makes you think you deserve any better? You said it yourself, you're a manchild. Why would a girl want you unless she's desperate?
>>16950869
>What makes you think you deserve any better?
Nail on head desu
Support them in whatever they choose to do. They're technically an adult now and can make their own decisions. I'd be concerned if they weren't making any progress through life but it's not my job to take care of them anymore.
Stop worrying about fixable shit, get it done instead.
