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Girls, any experience with Gynefix?
>>16948247
No.
Yes. Good and bad ones. Got one and then couldn't make the follow up check in time. Never felt or saw anything weird but yeah i got pregnant and the ultrasound showed that the iud has vanished. I still got a new one ( i had to have an abortion cause i was on heavy medication, which was the reason for an iud in the first place). Now this one is in since a year. No complains this time besides light spotting for up to 14 days.
>>16948247
Wat the fuk. Nope my husband had vasectomies.
Fell asleep at my night time security job I was planning to quit next week
Well first time I napped for 45 minutes so I figure I might as well quit now so they dont bother me
How many weeks notice SHOULD I give?
>>16948226
What ever notice you planned to give next week, plus an extra week
>>16948226
Why quit shit happens?
Next time don't nap?
Honestly I do grave and its hell if I don't catch a nap sometimes.
15 min goes a long way.
>>16948280
I was gonna quit next week either way
They'll likely give me a warning but I'd rather not deal with that so I'll just say three weeks notice since I was gonna go with two weeks originally
So I got up early this morning, felt fine, no problems. I ate some breakfast - cereal and toast, then walked to work. All of a sudden while walking I got dizzy and the world started spinning and I had to just head back, I couldn't walk straight. When I got home I drank a lot of water and went to bed.
I'm still lying here now. I have never been hungover before - whenever I have gone drinking I have always felt fine the next day. Maybe there's always a little bit of a delayed reaction where I can sometimes feel a bit tired and rough later in the morning,...
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>>16948199
It could be Amata.
>>16948218
What is Amata? The Roman mythological Queen of Latins?
>>16948225
Nothing What is Amata with you?
Hello /adv/. So there's a girl who wanna sleepover at my place for 2 nights next week. Her friend was originally planning to come, but she cancelled it coz of some reasons. She doesn't seem to mind coming alone and just be together with me. She also told me that she's not gonna tell her parents that she's sleeping over at my place. Is this a sign that she want my D? The thing is, she's a hardcore christian girl. So I'm quite confused.
What in the world makes you think she's interested in you?
>>16948157
>she wants to stay at your place by herself
>she's not telling her parents
>"does she want the D"
chances are pretty good
>>16948200
Or, you know, the more sensible explanation is that her parents wouldn't approve of her staying over at a guy's house if she's a Christian.
Jesus Christ, why do guys take everything as a sign of interest?
My teacher wears the same filthy clothes everyday and smells horrible and he constantly tells all the students that they neet to wash and smell bad (Even when they don't)
He's been at this for 10 years.
He makes the other teachers panic and has made it there obsession aswell.
What do I do /adv/?
Thanks.
Nothing.
He has problems that only he can solve. You making a thing of it isn't going to help anyone else, because it's not going to make him change. Probably just drive him deeper into whatever he is in.
>>16948137
This. There have been people like you in the past, and there will be people like you in the future. You're not going to change anything
>>16948135
Leave a bar of soap on his desk. Or a stick of deodorant in a gift wrap with his name on it. Dont tell anyone it was you faggot. Itll sink (stink ;) ) in
Hey /adv, I have a stupid question. I make music since a few years but recently I starded to release some tunes on a label and being played on the radio.
Problem is my name start with a simplification of Head to Hed and ppl make typos nearly everyday.
It's Hedxxxxx and they write Headxxxxxx
>On the posters in town there's typos.
>On the mastering the sound engineering send back there's typos.
>On the internet articles there's typos.
>On...
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It's not too late to change your name.
Are there any other musicians just called Hed? Why don't you just go by that? or maybe just one x.
>>16948136
The x are for letters that I don't want to write for privacy reasons.
Imagine my name is something like HedHunter and ppl write HeadHunter
>>16948136
Never heard of Hed Kandi? Huge dance/disco label.
I spent the last year not going to school. My parents paid for me to live in an apartment in another state thinking I was going to college and I dropped out long ago.
Now my dad's asking for my tax info so he can file for his exemptions or whatever the fuck it is. I don't know what to do. I'm totally fucked. I have to tell him the truth but I wish there was a way for me to just get rid of all this anxiety I've been feeling for the past couple days and just tell him. But honestly I don't deserve to feel ok about this, I deserve to be anxious and...
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did you have a good time though?
If you truly hate your parents and want them to suffer, go ahead with killing yourself. Otherwise, you're just trying to escape having to deal with it. It's not that what you did should be punishable by death, it's just another way to not face up to it. "Deserving" to kill yourself means deserving no consequences, and just causing more issues for other people.
...because what you need is a mild brain washing so you don't feel too bad about it, and even end up thinking it was a good idea.
Then plan the best way to weasel around the truth when you own up,
so you slowly meld the two realities ...
(your dad's nonsense with the actual truth and the bullcrap you're gonna tell).
...and with this tactic, you should sorta get there in the end without too many bumps. Where all realities converge with least fuss.
Hi guys, beta cuck here.
In about a year or so, I plan to switch from air national guard to active duty and was wondering if I should finance a vehicle. I currently have $9000 in my savings and wanted to get a 5 year loan for a $14000 vehicle. I make, on average, $1600 a month. Rent is cheap, well maintained diet, income also coming in from attending college (not included in what I make), but my current car is taking a dump on me and I have thought about a new vehicle.
Is it smart to finance a 2013 hybrid vehicle with 60,000 miles on it, or should I just finance a new car, around the same price, but without any of the comfortable amenities I'd prefer?
>>16948099
Never buy anything you can't pay in full for.
Cars are a depreciating asset, cheap and reliable is ideal but a good service record account for a lot as well. What sort of mileage do you normally do in a year? D
>>16948099
>Hi guys, beta cuck here.
soo i just got my new printer already setup and all,printed some pictures fine and all but there's a problem, i can't print gifs it wont let me,everytime i print them its a picture how do i make it so it moves,got any ideas????
*Facepalm*
You can't fix stupid.
This isn't Harry Potter, we can't print moving pictures.
Anon double *Facepalm* im being sarcastic,you really think theres someone that stupid out there?
>21
>no problems at all, not even with money
>feel absolutely nothing
>bought cocaine
>done cocaine
>not impressed, overrated
>contemplating about suicide
>started feeling like a faggot because of it, i am kinda ashamed of me
>thinking of methods of dying but without the people around me knowing...
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Could I have the coke then if you didn't like it? I never got to try it, though pretty sure I'd prefer adderall anyway since it lasts longer. But snorting things is fun, I like the burn for whatever reason.
Anyway drugs don't really fix depression. Coke won't give you any answers. I've tried psychedelics and any life meaning I came up with was pretty simple and stupid once sober. Why would you go with coke if you're depressed? Stimulants are just going to make you overthink things faster and more efficiently.
>>16948072
Honestly, there's three options if you don't like nose. The first is that you have some kind of mechanical (can't think of a better word for it) in your brain that prevents you from feeling pleasure in general. It won't be a mental issue, because that's not how coke works.
Option two is that you've bought a bag of shit. Unless you're in a country where its grown I can promise you that nose isn't pure, regardless of what your dealer told you. They'll come all this...
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yeah, don't know about that.
I got dumped yesterday. I am not in love with her or some shit like that, its just that i'm feeling used(i know, what the fuck?), just like a lil'bitch. And frustrated.
So about a 5 months ago I made a new group of friends through a girl I work with. We got close and she started bringing me along on casual outings with them. They're all pretty nice and I enjoy the time we spend together. There's one guy, we'll call him T, who she considers her best friend. They've been close for years and years and years.
Recently I've gotten much closer with the girl. And it's suddenly created a lot of tension in the group. It's obvious to anyone looking in that T wants to be with this girl. And I can tell that he's...
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he is a beta male and needs to be taken advantage of. fuck the girl and when youre done snapchat him a post sex picture and caption it: lmao just destroyed this slut. then the next day go up to him and punch him in the stomach and steal his lunch money
It's his own fault for not making a move on her. You can't tip toe round this girl because one of her friends is a beta faggot.
If she's into you I say bang her.
Tell her to wise up and deal with the situation instead of pretending there's no problem. It's not fair to you or the beta for her to keep this up.
So I've been with my bf for about 3 weeks now, and while going down on him I noticed millions of tiny insects down there. I freaked the fuck out.
He said they're 'dick ants" and that every man has them and they're harmless but I can't find anything on Google about them.
Can I catch dick ants if I'm a girl?
>>16948021
not unless you have a dick
lmao
>>16948021
Top kek, if this is honestly serious, he has pubic lice. Yes you can get public lice too.
These things are bullshit, have you noticed that? Really concerned here.
Hipsters? Humans? Black t-shirts? Red shelves? Peach fuzzes?
General deviation
>>16948025
This is how you reply. Click the longass number from above the post and whammo! That's how you reply proper!
Next up, the fuck is general deviation? Anti-hipsterisms? Ironic antiprogression? Diarrhea?
What kind of jobs will not be destroyed by robotics? I currently want to be a welder, but I feel like robotics have already started to take over jobs. Welding seems like an easy target. What kind of jobs are invincible to the mighty army of robots?
Carpentry is about the most robot proof job. White collar will disappear as AI gets stronger.
>>16948008
I guess some types of welding will be safe for a while yet. All the welding in car factories is done by robots, there are pipe welding robots and ship building probably uses at least some automation. However, there's allways repair work. For instance, having a bot weld up the hole in the bottom of my van wouldn't be practical - you'd either have to spend three times longer programing it to do that particular spot than it would take to do it by hand, or you'd need an AI complex enough that it could...
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Making robots.
If that job gets taken over, humanity is fucked so your job won't be an issue.
>hang out with a kid in high school because we're both outsiders
>he's an obnoxious fatty who ended up losing 60 pounds and becoming an obnoxious stick
>has to always be right, always instigating shit, never gets in trouble
>ruins my chances at getting relationships with girls by constantly talking about their tits in front of them
>laughs at me when I tell him I'm going to college and that I'm "a...
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>>16948005
probably because in the span of 10 years he focused on his life while you didnt do shit
>all the girls only care about one night flings
literally lol
Why are you pissed off? Because you always thought you were better than he was, and here he is, more successful than you.
>>16948023
no shit captain obvious
